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Pets › Re: Amazing Result Of My Sokoto Red Crossed By West African Dwarf (WAD) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:43am On Mar 14, 2022
More results to your efforts
Agriculture › Re: Tell The Correct Number Of Melons And Have A Date With Me by NoahHadNoArk: 7:19pm On Mar 12, 2022
Date with you say who u epp?


Go rest abeg, men dey reason money



















A moment Of Silence for all the simps who gave an answer in the hopes of winning a date.


May your Senses rest in peace
Romance › Re: Hushpuppi's Ex-girlfriend Pregnant For NBA Star by NoahHadNoArk: 4:58pm On Mar 09, 2022
Soldier come, Soldier go........... grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Like It? Bushy, Trimmed, Or Shaved? by NoahHadNoArk:
30k for a quickie


08064437054 WhatsApp with photos
Uyo girls
Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by NoahHadNoArk: 9:54am On Mar 09, 2022
After two years of Viewing her WhatsApp status and beholding her cute face and voluptuous hips, I told Hosanna any day she sees me I will drop 10k block for her,the money is there. She's comes on a Sunday, day of the Carabao cup final, she's a big Chelsea fan and I've got DSTV. After a bit of teasing and seducing, she strips her clothes off, i bend her over and her pvssy was severely dealt with, while she watched her beloved Chelsea loose on penalties to Liverpool. On her way out I request for her hand bag and slide in 5k for her time. Girl ask me, " I hope its the amount we agreed".

1. We never negotiated sëx for cash, the money promised was out of my own generosity and benevolence.

2. I hosted you, you ate Hotel standard meals and drinks, and I fvcked your brains out till you reached cloud nine.

3. I showed you one or two stuffs on Cryptocurrency to make you rich in a couple of months, girl its you who is meant to pay me.


Let's stop allowing these ladies that sense of entitlement over moments of pleasure enjoyed by both parties involved.



My peace I leave you
Pets › Re: Black Snake: A Neighbor Just Killed This Snake Few Hours Ago [pictured] by NoahHadNoArk: 4:13am On Mar 09, 2022
Yummy grin
Romance › Re: This Lady's Massive Ass Got People Talking by NoahHadNoArk: 9:15pm On Mar 06, 2022
Show them to your pop
Career › Re: Wife's Phone Searched & All Contacts Deleted By Her Boss, Can I Sue Or Not? by NoahHadNoArk: 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



What do you hope to achieve?
To get the lost information back or to extort the school?

Now, nowhere in your story did you mention that your wife saw someone operating her device, technically that puts you on a lower ground legally because it's all assumptions.

Phones can factory reset themselves when the limit of wrong password input has been reached.
It could be this.

But,

You have evidence of messages that didn't originate from her to her contacts. But that is no proof either.
A good lawyer could pin those messages on your wife, claiming she has a dissociative indentity disorder which would further cast aspersions on her sanity.

So,

As long as your wife does not have nudes of you or herself on the phone or any other incriminating file, you should not be bothered.

If she does have nudes or other vital information she wants back, I could help you retrieve those lost information.

But,

By default, I do not trust women.
I'd advice you not to.
Do not excavate a graveyard except you are hunting for skeletons.

Apparently, your wife is a threat to the HM who does not want her taking advantage of connections she garnered in the course of working for her.

Just let sleeping dogs lie.
So you do not go and find out that a rich parent is the reason behind your wife and her HMs' squabbles.

I'm not saying that teachers are as wayward as nurses, I'm just saying I know someone who is a big benefactor in his kids' school; the story of his goodwill and philanthropy brought the Proprietress and most of his kids' teachers to his bed.

The proprietress found out she was was sharing preek with the same people she was paying salaries.
It brought about squabbles amongst the teachers and most of them just like your wife, tendered resignation letters but never told their husbands the true reason behind their leaving.
Much as I hate to admit it, you have a point.
Romance › Re: Got The Acc No/name OF THE Guy That Scammed My Lil Sis 1mil.. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:37pm On Mar 03, 2022
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teeste:
If the police arrest any scammer or profile any young guy driving Benz , you all will be shouting only in Nigeria and all the rubbish. Now that they have scammed your sister, you have to live with it dear.
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This was so helpful, thnx a lot.



Foolish Cow
Crime › Re: Missing Person. Picture. by NoahHadNoArk: 4:56pm On Mar 02, 2022
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pyyxxaro:
You are a blessing to WOOOOOmanhood

Aunty what’s your mileage now, someone wants to recommend you for a job


There’s light now , change over cool
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That's how Dumb and retardëd you are.

Did I ever tell you I'm a woman, or that's my photo in profile?
Girls now bear Noah in your village abi.

I pity you
Crime › Re: Missing Person. Picture. by NoahHadNoArk: 3:01pm On Mar 02, 2022
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Kestolove:
How this kind big person with this huge breast nd fat yansh go lost!!!.. If she fvck finish she go come back
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You are a disgrace to womanhood
Crime › Re: Missing Person. Picture. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:59pm On Mar 02, 2022
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pyyxxaro:
She most likely when to activate her CRYPTOCURRENCY account

Maybe her boo used Burantashi, she must have had an overdose cool



She would be back before tomorrow evening cool
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Kestolove:
How this kind big person with this huge breast nd fat yansh go lost!!!.. If she fvck finish she go come back
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elderlyyoungman:
Wish her save return

D same thing happen to sister amaka a course mate in University of Washington in 1805 we latter found out she only went out to eat. Some fresh meat and banana somewhere and need no disturbance from nobody.

need a business investors and partner on charcoal business, location is kwara state, pls DM me if you are interested, I can assure you of 20-50% return on investment monthly
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Why your momma never used her regular Postinor 2 tablets after that night is something that beats me.

Would have spared the world the nuisance and nonentity the three of you have turned into.



Someone is missing and they are fears and concerns over her life given the rising rates of insecurities and road mishaps in the country, this is what you can switch on your data to type, from your maggots infested brains, abi?
If ever she went for a dick appointment like you three losers do, is it normal for her to stay incommunicado and keep her family apprehensive, 2 days and counting?


You May think its a joke but every time you type these trash its never funny and brings pain. Learn to be sensitive over the kinda comments you drop here before you attract the same misfortune to yourself or members of your families.......this things happen.

My peace I leave you
Romance › Re: Why Remove the Wedding Ring And Commit With Another Man? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:57am On Mar 02, 2022
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Stenewiser:
be smart, calculate things like a man
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That's no calculation, that's called fallacy of hasty Generalization
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has Been Lying To Me About Being broke, should i breakup? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:35am On Mar 02, 2022
She open office on top your head, and so?!? grin


Nigerian babes and Gold digging are 5 and 6.


Someone quote me with that Zuma meme
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Currently The MOST HATED Male On Nairaland!! I'm Not Surprised Though. by NoahHadNoArk: 11:47am On Mar 01, 2022
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FERNANDEZISBACK:
No one hates you on here aiit..you made a mistake by objectifying women and calling them a material that can be bought.. that was an insult on all women on here..
FFsake there are mothers on here who keep reading this nonsense..
The owner of this forum has a wife and I am not sure he will support the misogyny and hate against women on here...

Preach your redpill in peace and stop dragging women around using derogatory words at them..so bad..I saw that post and most mod saw it..what were you expecting them to do?watch you keep dragging women in the mud calling them objects...
Almost all your post on here are always objectifying and dragging women Makin them look inferior..just in case you don't know you are one of the reasons women don't make a comment here..you are preaching hate nothing else..stop the slut shaming and vulgar words against women..the other day you called single mothers useless..that's one way to spread hate..no sane being is gonna support that..

I wonder why you weren't banned forever tho.. next time before you make a post think carefully...the mods are always watching..
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Could someone shut this Hole up undecided
Romance › Re: The Bad Guy Games Girls Find Irresistibly by NoahHadNoArk: 7:57am On Feb 27, 2022
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Eniolaolajide25:
[s]secret keys of a bad guy
hello, guys welcome to this article you can get. more of my video version on my YouTube channel
the topic of today is a secret key of a bad guy that girls can never resist
I will be given you step-by-step ways to understand bad guy tyrant that girls find irresistible
1)the first thing you need to know is that bad guys are very mature and they are very experienced when dealing with ladies.
the first key of a bad guy is that they don't need a lady's approval before taking an action or a step � because they know their worth as a man
2)bad guys are very seductive
3)bad guys know when to approach a girl and when not to
4)bad guys don't spend a long time with girls
5)bad guys did not need anyone to make there self happy
6)bad guys are
goal-getter
7)bad guys are men who don't have time to please anyone
coolbad guys have different ladies around them
9)bad guys have a sense of humor
10)bad guys are very romantic
that is why girls call them players
Because they have all the keys to make a girl fall

the first one
bad guys did not need a lady's approval before taking an action or a step �
when a bad guy wants to do something they go for it without thinking of anything that comes around this action is very attractive to ladies
2) bad guys are very seductive when they want to make a girl feel more or be in the mood they know how to make it happen . did you know that ladies fall in love when you do something emotional to them?
Because they are emotional creatures
if you want to make a girl fall you need to do something emotional eg touch did you know that when you touch a girl in a sexy way and she feels it you end up making her see you different form, other guys
touching a girl make you a .man that know what you want to get this guy
I will be sharing different ways how to touch a girl that will make her find you attractive in a seconds
in my YouTube channel so just click on the link below and subscribe so you will be seeing my updated information

3)bad guys know when to approach a girl the moment they set their eyes on the girl they want from her body language and her body positions
just stay turns to my YouTube channel I will be sharing with you guys how to spot a girl that wants to talk and want a boyfriend and girl who just want friend noting more and girls who need sex from a guy they find attractive the moment they set their eyes � on them look guys this kind of girls are not prostituted you will understand me more on my YouTube channel

4)bad guys don't spend much time with girls they make the time they spend with girls be very amazing to the girl and end up going to flight mood � trust me guys if you make a girl feel loved and you end up living here for a couple of days with our reaching out to her you will create an attraction on the girls head bad guys use this at all times mostly to the girl they just get to know
5) bad guys did not need anyone to make them feel happy they are always happy with other things that give them joy and happiness eg. music etc
6)bad guys have this same key of an alpha man � they are goal-getters they work for what they want they don't give up that is why they are very attractive
7)bad guys did not have time to please a girl they only please there self this is an excellent key that they have that girls find them irresistible because they only like themselves sometimes is good to love yourself
that is why if you look at girls now they love there self more than anything it is a key they got from a bad guy they have ever dated if you look at this kind of girl they have a hot girl character of I don't care
coolbad guys have different ladies around them how may you understand that girls attract girls.?
have you ever been in this situation where you have a girl around you and other girls also want to be with you?? or have you ever noticed this when you end up talking to one girl the one you have been trying to talk to now started calling you or trying to get to through you huh? is an excellent indication that when you have girls around you the one you won't want to be with you because it a signal that you have what girls are looking for I am not saying you should start dating different ladies .but you can have a lot of females friends and test the trick I give to you now

9) bad guys have a sense of humor they are very interesting to be with they make girls feel loved and happy around them they make a girl live her comfort zone and do things that she wants to do. without seeking anyone advice or approval

10)bad guys are romantic they know how to put a lady in the mood and push back make her work for it bad guys know how to make a lady want them after they get here they push back and let her want more .they don't spend money all the time for girls, girls mostly even give them money � because they have what it take to make a lady be madly in love
thanks for reading this article please if you love ❤️ this article please like and shear and comment on wonderful
you can visit my YouTube channel for more updates






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Crime › Re: Graphic Images From About 20 Killed During Burial Ceremony In Anambra by NoahHadNoArk: 7:49am On Feb 27, 2022
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LeoDeKing:
Wrong headline.

We need to set the record straight. They are not cultists.

Since lamidi kwanu has directed ipob esn to concentrate on the ongoing Ukraine-Russia war, Buhari wants to quickly seize the opportunity to flood the SE with his fulani herdsmen and dss so that fulanisation and islamisation can be achieved completely.

We need to deploy security personnel to start moving to Katsina and Sokoto in search of the culprits.
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Get a Brain
Celebrities › Re: The ‘snake Man’ Whose Body Is Covered With Thousands Of Wild Snakes by NoahHadNoArk: 3:26pm On Feb 26, 2022
All in favour of moving this thread to the promised land say "lala"
Romance › Re: Man Wails Bitterly After His Girlfriend Of Six Years Dumped Him | Video by NoahHadNoArk: 11:10am On Feb 26, 2022
Its a SIMPle matter grin
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actor, Saint Obi Battles Wife In Court Over Custody Of Their 3 Kids by NoahHadNoArk: 10:29pm On Feb 25, 2022
Muna4real:
Okay. Let's start blaming the woman who we don't even know. Some comments up there are sickening.
No o
We should blame the man we've known for so many years abi?




This Friday night clubbing has gotten the best of your brains abi this is how you reason on a good day ?!?
Celebrities › Re: Check Out D'banj's N100 Million Lekki Villa by NoahHadNoArk: 8:57pm On Feb 23, 2022
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Iyaebe:
I hate him
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And your hate increases your life span by how many years ?!? undecided



No go find work, be there surrounding yourself with bad energy and negativity.


Ewu!!!!!
Romance › Re: MEN!! Only A STUP!D MAN Will Fight With His Fellow Man Over A PVVSSY!! (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 8:37pm On Feb 22, 2022
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doggedfighter:
After typing epistles here, you find out that one small girl is playing around with them.



While they meekly take it all in.



Only to come here to beat chest and type quotes for their disciples.






..
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Romance › Re: Heartbroken Husband Shares Video Of His Wife Cheating On Him On Their Bed by NoahHadNoArk: 8:36pm On Feb 21, 2022
The guy above me your sense of humor is cruel grin
Celebrities › Re: 'no Be Today' - Obi Cubana Reacts To Old 2005 Photo Of E-money's Yellow Lamborgh by NoahHadNoArk: 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2022
V a n i t y

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