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SportsRe: Live Football - PSG Vs Real Madrid - 15th Feb 2022 - UCL by NoahHadNoArk: 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2022
Were is link
NYSCRe: Fixed Match by NoahHadNoArk: 7:47pm On Feb 15, 2022
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No such thing as fixed matches

Just hungry scammers like you looking for bread






Sell your matches to your pop and alleviate the poverty in Generation.







Don't go and learn Cryptocurrency, look for who you will scam,


Animal
Jokes EtcRe: Guys, What Will Be Your Reaction If You Meet Your Woman Like This? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:14pm On Feb 15, 2022
God1000:
what if you don't have big pocket to cater for her?
Double your hustle grin
Jokes EtcRe: Guys, What Will Be Your Reaction If You Meet Your Woman Like This? by NoahHadNoArk: 5:59pm On Feb 15, 2022
Get her more food


Something must kill a woman grin
RomanceRe: Money Rituals: Why Is No One Blaming Our Music Artistes. by NoahHadNoArk: 5:40pm On Feb 15, 2022
That silly theory is akin to saying girls are to blame for sexual assault as a result of their dressing, what happened to self control and Discipline.



Flaunting wealth and lavish lifestyles on social media does not encourage anyone to turn to a Life of crime or participate in ritual killings. Its all about the choices we make. Peer pressure is another factor too.






I will end this comment by joining those above me in saying the OP should go back to school.

One naira sense u no get
SportsRe: Which Player Should Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2022? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Thomas N'Kono of Cameroon.

Won it in 1979.
I mean the current awards by Caf started in 1992
RomanceRe: Why I Don't Take Nigeria Girls Serious by NoahHadNoArk: 1:41pm On Feb 14, 2022
Siofro:
Abeg shut up!!!!

On behalf of all my fellow men on nairaland. I apologise for this comrade's stupidity and foolishness. Thank you.
And you call yourself a man

RomanceRe: Why I Don't Take Nigeria Girls Serious by NoahHadNoArk: 1:40pm On Feb 14, 2022
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Siofro:
Abeg shut up!!!!

On behalf of all my fellow men on nairaland. I apologise for this comrade's stupidity and foolishness. Thank you.
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Save your apologies for your momma
The is OP is correct grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Walks Me Out Of Her Room by NoahHadNoArk: 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2022
Don't knw who needs to hear this, but I've banged more pussies since I joined the RP movement than I've banged in my entire life.




Op, your girl is attracted to a red piller whose attention she is working so hard, which she's not getting. She's not banging u again cause she feels she will be cheating on the other guy.


You on the other hand are dying for her attention and she feels you not a man. She chooses the real man out there, she will never pull that kinda stunt on him.



Imagine my girl asking me to walk out of a room for her to dress, that's after I've seen her naked countless times shocked is Stupidity worrying her? If anything makes me walk out of that room, I'm walking out of her house, her life and deleting and blocking her asap. No amounts of begging will change my mind unless u get the pope to call me on video. Which she can't grin

I would have said that you ditch her immediately for the sake of your peace and sanity but I already feel you too weak to let her go because she's the only girl in the world, well done sir.


my peace I refuse to leave you, u no get sense
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Walks Me Out Of Her Room by NoahHadNoArk: 12:57pm On Feb 14, 2022
Samfloxin:
If she walks you out of her room, then walk out of her life
The Simp in him won't let him do that grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Slaps Her Guy Who Proposed To Her; Walks Out To See The Car He Bought For H by NoahHadNoArk: 10:17am On Feb 14, 2022
Staged
Nairaland GeneralRe: Relieve Mynd44 Of His Duties by NoahHadNoArk: 9:36am On Feb 14, 2022
You got served bfast?
grin
SportsRe: Which Player Should Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2022? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:38am On Feb 14, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
A goalkeeper has won it before.
What's his name please
CelebritiesRe: You Can Only Listen To One by NoahHadNoArk: 10:43pm On Feb 13, 2022
Oxlade grin
RomanceRe: About A Lady I Was Dating by NoahHadNoArk: 9:54pm On Feb 13, 2022
Parks Hummer grin
FoodRe: My Workers Killed A Cobra Yesterday And Found Almost 50 Baby Snakes Inside by NoahHadNoArk: 8:11pm On Feb 13, 2022
Romanoff:
30 other snakes that could have made 30 different pots of pepper soup.

Lala won't be happy about this.
Epic grin
RomanceRe: She Rejected Him,not Knowing That He Brought A Car For Her As A Valentine Gift. by NoahHadNoArk: 7:59pm On Feb 13, 2022
I hear this stuff was scripted and acted, some drama club or so.




Don't believe everything you see or watch on social media.
SportsRe: Which Player Should Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2022? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2022
Mendy



Let a Goal keeper win it for once!!
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Muslim Be A Godmother/father To A Christian Baby? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:08am On Feb 13, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The pastor is wrong..In anything you do learn to look beyond religion cos it doesn't define who you are or who you are gonna be..
You absolutely correct
Go ahead and invite the Muslim woman into the church on the day of Baptism and the child's dedication. She will enter wearing her hijab. That's appropriate right?

The whole purpose of the Godfather, Godmother thing is to assist the parents in raising that child in the most God fearing way, as Christians. How is she supposed to do this if she has no foundations in Christianity?!? What?, she should take the child to a mosque and teach him that he has 70 virgins waiting for him in the after life abi.



Well done o
Nairaland GeneralRe: PHOTOS- Who Will Believe This Beauty Is A Man� by NoahHadNoArk: 10:29am On Feb 11, 2022
What manner of fuckery is this
InvestmentRe: Only 2k Will Change Your Live And Give You Financial Freedom by NoahHadNoArk: 8:01am On Feb 11, 2022
Ole
CelebritiesRe: “Will You Be My Val” ? Meet DJ Cuppy’s Val As She Fired Her Shot by NoahHadNoArk: 7:43am On Feb 11, 2022
Your attention seeking skills are second to none
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Bandit Known For Raping Female Victims Arrested In Zamfara by NoahHadNoArk: 7:41am On Feb 11, 2022
saphiere:
Men!
Like your pop
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask Her Out? by NoahHadNoArk: 12:40pm On Feb 10, 2022
If you don't buy a ticket, you don't win a raffle.
















If you don't shoot, you don't score.

















My Point is, go ahead and ask her out so she turns you down immediately so that you, your friend, the Girl, her mother and we the good people of Nairaland can rest.

Please.




In other news, Good wishes upon u for helping guys in her area in the arduous task of controlling her and banging with her momma's phone. You just made their lives better.



Sense I leave you grin
EducationRe: OAU Students Reportedly Dies After Falling Into A Septic-tank by NoahHadNoArk:
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EducationRe: 17-year-old Girl Arrested After Boyfriend Absconded With N350k iPhone (VIDEO) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:26pm On Feb 09, 2022
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VeryWickedMan:
Good for her.

Sheybi she want to chill with the big boys. She should be tried for armed robbery, jailed with hard labour and whipped naked with barbed wire every Thursday morning untill she confesses.
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Was about to lash out at you for these insensitive comments until I saw your moniker and I held my peace.

You momma must have eaten lots of pepper and Kolanuts while she carried you for 9months, that should explain your hatred and bitterness for anything you see around you.

Tried and jailed for Armed robbery, where is the Gun or weapon used ?

"Whipped naked with barbed wire" the minds of a very sick and rëtarded përvert.



Go take your meds or go see a psychiatrist.
Your case is different
SportsRe: FIFA Club World Cup CWC: Ighalo’s Al Hilal Battle Chelsea For Final Spot by NoahHadNoArk: 9:58am On Feb 09, 2022
[quote author=Kriss216 post=110082956][/quote]Your Dad is so cute, wow grin
RomanceRe: Men Have Become Uninterested In Getting Married Becos Dey Are Sexually Satisfied by NoahHadNoArk: 7:53pm On Feb 08, 2022
Much as I hate to admit it, this is true.




Given the domestic violence and soaring rates in Divorces, singlehood is bae grin
CrimeRe: #VIDEO: 10billion Naira Must Finish Before 12years-a Ritualist Aledges by NoahHadNoArk: 11:24am On Feb 08, 2022
Goldbw122:
After the 12 years, what will happen?
He goes to meet his maker.
Chances are he may not live the 12 yes



Not all that Glisters........

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