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Food › Re: Mess 77, Popular Ishi Ewu Joint Owner In Imo, Theophilus Anozie Dies At 77 by NoahHadNoArk: 11:28am On Feb 21, 2022
Were is the isi ewu grin
Politics › Re: Community Endorses Late Chief Tony Anenih’s Son For Rep Ticket by NoahHadNoArk: 9:00am On Feb 21, 2022
pyyxxaro:
Let the looting continue
Its a family thing grin
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham Settles Area Boys With N120k To Shoot Movie, Laments by NoahHadNoArk: 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2022
philip0906:
She should park one side. She cavorts with politicians in the state who empower these riff raffs, sings the praises of the kingpins of urchins like Mc Oluomo...

She should settle them and let us hear word.
Agbero pikin spotted
Properties › Re: GLO Wants To Plant A MAST On My Land. What Are My Benefits And Its Hazards - by NoahHadNoArk: 10:45am On Feb 20, 2022
BABYharder:
The only benefit is the money and high Glo network. But the disadvantage no be here
Let's hear them
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray To Our Lady When In Danger To Infallibly Escape by NoahHadNoArk: 7:43am On Feb 20, 2022
Worship of a goddess figure.

It predates Christianity, its wrong, its Pagan, and against the norms written in the scriptures.
Politics › Re: The Mausoleum Where Alao-Akala Was Buried (Pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:02pm On Feb 19, 2022
The debt that all men pay
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Left A Brothel, See This Funny Story by NoahHadNoArk: 8:57pm On Feb 18, 2022
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Bastard1stborn:
Is this why you open a thread? You are a fuull
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Save the names for your pop
Crime › Re: Help Help ;fake Bank Alart by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31pm On Feb 18, 2022
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Haakeem:
They guy don cash una.

Its left to you people to use ur sences. Sorry thou!
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Criminal mind spotted!
How has this trash helped anyone angry


Your first line be glorifying the criminal and praising him for outsmarting the victims,
What's the matter with Nigerian youths undecided
Travel › Re: 1 Million Dollars To Stay In Naija Or Fifty Thousand Dollars To Japa. Pick One by NoahHadNoArk: 7:42pm On Feb 17, 2022
stay Back with 1million
Crime › Re: Female Kickboxer Beats Man Who Poured Beer On Her (VIDEO) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:40pm On Feb 17, 2022
Arkmanbuddy:
What do you mean by Noah Had No Ark?
What does it mean to you?
English hard u? angry
Crime › Re: Female Kickboxer Beats Man Who Poured Beer On Her (VIDEO) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:05pm On Feb 17, 2022
Puissant:
Just imagine the genders were reversed.
This tho,



The guy would be arrested for assault, right?
Romance › Re: Don’t Lose A Good Woman Because Someone Mistakenly Slept With Her by NoahHadNoArk: 1:02pm On Feb 17, 2022
This thread will gather steam grin
Events › Re: Paranormal Activities. Stories From Nigerians. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:47pm On Feb 17, 2022
illicit:
U are right but some of those sightings make no logical sense

If u could see a goat behaving human like at night, what makes u think u could escape such creature no matter how fast u can run

It did that at night on purpose so as not to be seen, why will it let u escape thenhuh

Answer, what u saw was an illusion
The others saw the same thing at night through the window.
What u call that one, mass illusion ?
Romance › Re: She Made This For Me Just Cause I Told Her I Love Her !!! by NoahHadNoArk: 9:24pm On Feb 16, 2022
Dawn91:
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You should get something doing with your time bro . Foolery has no rewards.

Your mates are coming back from work or lectures you are here creating nonsense that no one wants to read

Grow up
Someone got his arséhole fücked without a lube
Explains your bad energy and frustrations grin
Celebrities › Re: Moment Man Disguises Himself As Portable And Proposes To A Random Lady Who Jumps by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50pm On Feb 16, 2022
Nemesis0147:
So even if na the original portable she will accept?

Some ladies sef!
My tots grin
Events › Re: Paranormal Activities. Stories From Nigerians. by NoahHadNoArk:
Parks Vehicle wink
Romance › Re: Lady Fired In My Office For Celebrating Valentine With Her Lover In The Office by NoahHadNoArk: 3:38pm On Feb 16, 2022
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22o62021:
Na office lies Dey reign for Nairaland now
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Shut up if have nothing sensible to say!! undecided



Ewu!
Romance › Re: How My Wife & Sister In-law Befriended A Yahoo Boy Because Of Valentine by NoahHadNoArk: 10:18pm On Feb 15, 2022
Cōck and Bull
Sports › Re: Live Football - PSG Vs Real Madrid - 15th Feb 2022 - UCL by NoahHadNoArk: 8:48pm On Feb 15, 2022
Were is link
NYSC › Re: Fixed Match by NoahHadNoArk: 7:47pm On Feb 15, 2022
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And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

THE RICH KEEP GETTING RICHER BECAUSE THE POOR THINKS EVERYTHING IS SCAM

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No such thing as fixed matches

Just hungry scammers like you looking for bread






Sell your matches to your pop and alleviate the poverty in Generation.







Don't go and learn Cryptocurrency, look for who you will scam,


Animal
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, What Will Be Your Reaction If You Meet Your Woman Like This? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:14pm On Feb 15, 2022
God1000:
what if you don't have big pocket to cater for her?
Double your hustle grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, What Will Be Your Reaction If You Meet Your Woman Like This? by NoahHadNoArk: 5:59pm On Feb 15, 2022
Get her more food


Something must kill a woman grin
Romance › Re: Money Rituals: Why Is No One Blaming Our Music Artistes. by NoahHadNoArk: 5:40pm On Feb 15, 2022
That silly theory is akin to saying girls are to blame for sexual assault as a result of their dressing, what happened to self control and Discipline.



Flaunting wealth and lavish lifestyles on social media does not encourage anyone to turn to a Life of crime or participate in ritual killings. Its all about the choices we make. Peer pressure is another factor too.






I will end this comment by joining those above me in saying the OP should go back to school.

One naira sense u no get
Sports › Re: Which Player Should Win The African Footballer Of The Year 2022? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:42pm On Feb 14, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Thomas N'Kono of Cameroon.

Won it in 1979.
I mean the current awards by Caf started in 1992
Romance › Re: Why I Don't Take Nigeria Girls Serious by NoahHadNoArk: 1:41pm On Feb 14, 2022
Siofro:
Abeg shut up!!!!

On behalf of all my fellow men on nairaland. I apologise for this comrade's stupidity and foolishness. Thank you.
And you call yourself a man

Romance › Re: Why I Don't Take Nigeria Girls Serious by NoahHadNoArk: 1:40pm On Feb 14, 2022
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Siofro:
Abeg shut up!!!!

On behalf of all my fellow men on nairaland. I apologise for this comrade's stupidity and foolishness. Thank you.
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Save your apologies for your momma
The is OP is correct grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Walks Me Out Of Her Room by NoahHadNoArk: 1:09pm On Feb 14, 2022
Don't knw who needs to hear this, but I've banged more pussies since I joined the RP movement than I've banged in my entire life.




Op, your girl is attracted to a red piller whose attention she is working so hard, which she's not getting. She's not banging u again cause she feels she will be cheating on the other guy.


You on the other hand are dying for her attention and she feels you not a man. She chooses the real man out there, she will never pull that kinda stunt on him.



Imagine my girl asking me to walk out of a room for her to dress, that's after I've seen her naked countless times shocked is Stupidity worrying her? If anything makes me walk out of that room, I'm walking out of her house, her life and deleting and blocking her asap. No amounts of begging will change my mind unless u get the pope to call me on video. Which she can't grin

I would have said that you ditch her immediately for the sake of your peace and sanity but I already feel you too weak to let her go because she's the only girl in the world, well done sir.


my peace I refuse to leave you, u no get sense
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Walks Me Out Of Her Room by NoahHadNoArk: 12:57pm On Feb 14, 2022
Samfloxin:
If she walks you out of her room, then walk out of her life
The Simp in him won't let him do that grin
Nairaland General › Re: Lady Slaps Her Guy Who Proposed To Her; Walks Out To See The Car He Bought For H by NoahHadNoArk: 10:17am On Feb 14, 2022
Staged

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