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RomanceRe: Guys share Your "Are You Still Coming That Never Showed Up" Experience by NoahHadNoArk:
SarutobiEky:
guy send.me.this girl number make I run am.
WhatsApp me

Make sure u give me the scores after
RomanceRe: What Can 1-2k Do For You Right Now (giveaway) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:40am On Feb 02, 2022
Takeit2017:
Sent
Thanks, God bless
RomanceRe: Guys share Your "Are You Still Coming That Never Showed Up" Experience by NoahHadNoArk: 8:40pm On Feb 01, 2022
I sent her tfare, 3k to come from pH to UYO, she gave me all assurances that she's bigger and better than a meagre 3k, that as soon as she sees money she will head to park to spend the weekend with me. My mumu sense made me send the money plus 16# and 10# wey zenith bank charge for transaction fee, as I send am finish, I message am, "u don see am?" She first talk say she no see am, before she come gree say she don see am. Oya now, begin dey come. She first tell me say she dey on her way to park, before she tell me say she no go come again say she don dey hear plenty stori of girls wey dey loss, wey dey disappear, say I fit be yahoo boy or Ritualist sad me!!? ritualist cry na dia e clear me. she say she no dey come again make I drop my aza make she return my money. I been knw say e no go ever happen but I still drop aza sha as per say my last bar na 5k wey I comot 3k send am, sapa don dey already give me 5 miss calls. I come dey preach give am say I be crypto genius and guru, say dt 3k no b anything, say I been no say she no go come, say I been just wan test am. I was already staring and a very long weekend, alone and broke embarassed, say if she wan scam me next time make she do am 30k, 100k even 300k, say I get am, e no be anything for me say i for send am. Dz na on top the last 2k wey dey my zenith bank acct. Read the screenshot below for her final lines before she blocked me.


Well done Uju
You were smart, smooth and clean
Made me realise the heights of my Mumucity
Thanks so much for teaching me some sense.
I will never forget that lesson I learnt the hard way grin
Congrats to you, do well to use that 3k to buy a property in Banana Island. Its going to be a very wise investment in the nearest future.




My peace I leave you

TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
Richdee1:
Noahhadnoark who liked your post om that thread of giveaway?
Is the name ruggedboy?
I want to compare something
Which of my post, mention it
TravelRe: I Have Finally Left Nigeria by NoahHadNoArk: 12:46pm On Feb 01, 2022
Go and Succeed
RomanceRe: What Can 1-2k Do For You Right Now (giveaway) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:37pm On Feb 01, 2022
Buy my Inhaler, its finished and the cold nights be feeling like it's my last.


2086062985
Zenith Bank
PoliticsRe: Rare Throw Back Photo Of Buhari by NoahHadNoArk: 10:45am On Feb 01, 2022
Dead guy undecided
PetsRe: Pure Breed Boar Goat's And Kalahari For Sale At Cheap And Affordable Price by NoahHadNoArk: 8:26am On Feb 01, 2022
His account was registered today, if I had his time I would have messaged him and gotten his acct details and used it to trace him, bring him back to this barracks and make him face the wrath of the law, military fashion, but I will let this slide.




I hate scammers and fraudsters like crazy!!!!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Udom Presents Umo Eno As ‘God Anointed’ Candidate by NoahHadNoArk: 10:39am On Jan 31, 2022
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The Die is cast
CelebritiesRe: Cheslie Kryst Dies After Jumping From A Manhattan Skyscraper by NoahHadNoArk: 7:40am On Jan 31, 2022
cry
CrimeRe: Who Knows This Guy by NoahHadNoArk: 5:36am On Jan 31, 2022
Bad eggs be giving Nigerians a bad name.
CelebritiesRe: Shocking Things You Really Need To Know About Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Maduka by NoahHadNoArk: 12:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
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Iyaebe:
I now hate him since he already has a babymama.There's nothing handsome about an irresponsible man.
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Fathering a child is irresponsible? What age you living in?!?

The other thread you said you hated ighalo, now its Maduka, next will be Ekong. Keep on picking on super eagles stars you secretly crushing on.........it's going to add millions of Naira to your already fat bank account.




Receive sense!
PoliticsRe: Mason Greenwood Beats Girlfriend & Forces Her To Have Sex by NoahHadNoArk: 12:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
This Gender again
Always out to tarnish and destroy anything good
Christianity EtcRe: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by NoahHadNoArk: 9:27am On Jan 30, 2022
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More people are quick to realise religion may be a scam after all, that may explain it.


My thoughts
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk: 8:07am On Jan 30, 2022
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Mrforexlord:
what advice do you need this half baked man
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You obviously have nothing productive to contribute from your maggot filled brain so shhhhhh!!!!!





Switch off your data and take a nap
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50am On Jan 30, 2022
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obinna58:
You never hear say pride, discipline, self control works hand to hand
With all the pride you're still at this level with someone's help
With all your ego you're a mere driver
With all your pride she tricked you like mumu
With all your holding ground E no hold sperm, you're the one blocked and complaining.


You better humble yourself and plan life well
Don't get trapped into marriage but you need to up your game
You shared a problem but here your have a bigger problem you should be worried about but no you chose a mere woman matter, yet again your ego, pride failed you
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This was so helpful, very very helpful. Thank you very much.

Now pls return to making love to your hands.




Ewu!
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by NoahHadNoArk: 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2022
Chester Bennington embarassed embarassed embarassed
CultureRe: How True Is This Culture In Akwa Ibom by NoahHadNoArk: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
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oby4real:
Why not go to their village and find out or better still the neighbouring villages?

Must you bring every issue to nairaland?

Or is nairaland a village square?
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You did not see where he said he's asking for clarification abi?!?

Next time if you have nothing sensible to contribute or say, or do with your data, sit on the floor, pack sand into you head and start removing them one by one.......that will save everyone the horrors of your negativity and bad energy!




Unam Ikot!!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk:
Here for the comments grin





The guy above me, for daring me to beat me to the FTC position, your favourite premier league team will lose it's next match.


Mark my words




In other news, this Gender sha grin

Pinning a pregnancy on a guy just to force him into marriage, the heights of your insecurity.
Will she have done that for a guy from a low background?!?
If the OP insist on not marrying you and leaves you to be a baby mama, to whose loss?!?

OP you not at fault in anyway, except allowing yourself be played by another desperate, insecure female into having unsafe sex with her solely for the purpose of dragging you to the altar with her. What? You never heard of coitus interruptus? Abi u no dey watch pørn?!? cool
I really don't know what to tell you right now cause she played you and played you well.



My girlfriend has blocked me everywhere and I suspect that her family are of the opinion that it's either I do traditional marriage or she removes it.
Whatever decision you make, do not let that child suffer for any reason. I will not be the one to recommend the second option above me but I'm sure by now you have made up your mind. wink

never be cajoled and allow your arms be twisted into doing something you would never do on a good day, it always ends in regrets and you will live to hate yourself for doing it. My point is, think carefully, think really hard then settle for something and stand firm on it. I assure you, I promise you, whatever decision you pick will be the correct One.



Back to the guy above me, your premier league team will not make it to Champions league next season except its Chelsea grin



My peace I leave all of you
RomanceRe: This Female Barber Good Die (photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
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FERNANDEZISBACK:
You had to create a post to soothe your sexual urge? undecided
You want to mock her by posting this right?
That gal is better than you are ever gonna be..she has a skill at hand..

You are still a kid tho so not expecting much from you..maybe when you grow up...
You and your fellow kids should stop this attitude and despise against women..you are just being a weakling online..
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RomanceRe: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 8:02pm On Jan 24, 2022
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MemoriesAndMe:
And what can you do if I don't avoid the thread? Die, i.diot. Aren't u the fo.ol here? Would you like anyone discussing ur marrital issues with the public? Will his brother be happy hearing his own brother is giving everyone stories about what's happening in his home? He has no idea what's going on in other people's homes, so why must his home be the subject of public debate? Put urself in other people's shoes sometimes. Do you think the man and the woman are happy they're having issues in their marriage? Do you know if they're trying to fix their issues? An I.diot like u that only wants to entertain himself with other people's issues think u can open ur stinking mouth and insult me. F.uck u bro. Die, foo.l
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RomanceRe: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 2:18pm On Jan 24, 2022
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MemoriesAndMe:
Then keep the issue within both families, that's a sane thing to do if you really want their marriage to work. If the lady's family members read what you're saying about their sisters homes and decide to come here and open up threads about their own side of the story, are you all helping that home or adding fuel to their marrital issues?

Nothing anyone tells you here can change anything - it's the man and the woman that can fix their home themselves, you can only advise whichever of them you're closer to, and you don't need the public to guide you on how to do that.

I personally don't interfere in other people's marrital affairs, I guess that's why you thought I was being harsh.
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You don't interfere in other peoples issues, agreed. Now kindly ignore this thread, never make another comment on it, and stop killing yourself with it, cos the op never asked of your silly opinion and doesn't need another idea from your maggot filled brain.

Receive sense!!!

Ewu!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:35am On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can you take it easy with the lies.. even your fellow kids don't believe you.. grin
grin
SportsRe: Nigerians Descend On Super Eagles Goal Keeper Maduka Okoye's Instagram Page by NoahHadNoArk: 8:01am On Jan 24, 2022
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TarOrfeeek:
angry


Yoruba people are blaming an Igbo boy


Ola Aina who made the mistake that led to goal is left out.

Hypocritical things.

If na me, why will I leave Holland to come and play for this sheet hole.
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CelebritiesRe: See What Zazu Is Doing To These Half N@ked Girls In Kenya by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56am On Jan 24, 2022
When next you pray to God for a child, please be specific.
RomanceRe: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 7:35am On Jan 24, 2022
Here for comments grin

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