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CrimeRe: This Man Called Mr Frank Is A Scammer For Sportybet by NoahHadNoArk: 8:34pm On Apr 23, 2022
I have so many of them. Don't ever fill in your details in any site they send you. They will retrieve it and access either your betting account or bank details

CrimeRe: Land Of The Rising Sun: Man Stabbed Brother To Death In Imo State by NoahHadNoArk: 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2022
Brothers in Arms grin
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez S*x Tape And Nûde Video Leaked by NoahHadNoArk: 5:08pm On Apr 23, 2022
La click, La Thunder fire Op
RomanceRe: I Have An Issue With A Married Woman!!! by NoahHadNoArk: 10:01am On Apr 19, 2022
Dad always tells me this, "My Father gave me this advice, I've adhered to it till the last letter, and now I'm passing it to you, once you see a woman you like, and you learn she's married, don't even look at her again. She's a death trap. So many single ladies out there dying for your care and attention".

I've stuck to that advice and will pass to my son sometime in future. Why men sleep with another man's wife is something that beats me. I learnt of three Niger delta Governors, two past who became ministers and the other who succeeded one of them. Their stock in trade is to date married women since it always stays a secret as the ladies will never spill the beans since they also have so much to loose. There's also an ex Anambra governor famous for his alcoholism whose lewd stories of sleeping with married fair skinned ladies the entire country has become too familiar with.


Una wehdone o

As for me and myself, even divorced I no dey do grin



Something must not kill a man grin
BusinessRe: Getting A House Or Buying A Car For Uber/bolt by NoahHadNoArk: 9:09pm On Apr 18, 2022
Come make I give u 3 sure odds grin
PoliticsRe: Afikpo Woman, Priscilla Eleje Becomes The First Female To Sign The Naira Note by NoahHadNoArk: 8:25am On Apr 18, 2022
[s]
greymiles:
Traitor
Why can’t she wait to sign biafra currency
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This comment is a proof that no matter the good you do in life or your Achievements, you will never please everyone. There will still be some jealous, bad blood eggs who haven't done half the good you've done but yet are never pleased with what you did and will never celebrate with you.



Do you best to ignore negativity and bad energy. You will live long.

My peace I leave you
RomanceRe: My Experience With A 9ja Babe Gold Digger by NoahHadNoArk:
Faber:
You got it all wrong... from day 1, she knows what I want. Second is that she is in Abuja I am in Benin City. Babes full this Benin City aske any other person. She asked me to come Abuja, say we go lodge for hotel, how can I go to Abuja just to bleep. Na she supposed come...that alone will make me the highest idiot.

My friend is in Abuja, so he was very close and he is the real Simp here...the girl chop am better money before he bleeped her. Close to #150k...me na only #2k since 2020.

To buttress my point, she is in my WhatsApp right now, after I told her to block me on Facebook that I don't block idiots that I tell them to block me. If you doubt me I show you whatsApp chats.

What I am avoiding is over billing, and even if it takes me 2 yrs to bleep her for free, that's good than spending #150k to bleep her within a month. Mind you many other girls are at my beck and call...okay you think say my prick dey starving and waiting for her grin....guy I dey on steady knacking here in Benin City woto-woto grin
Abeg WhatsApp me, e get wetin I wan ask you grin
RomanceRe: My Experience With A 9ja Babe Gold Digger by NoahHadNoArk: 1:45pm On Apr 14, 2022
Faber:
grin grin grin

Omo you go shock o. Wetin dey vex me pass now is that she is now in my WhatsApp just now asking me let us make amends
Drop screenshots baba.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A 9ja Babe Gold Digger by NoahHadNoArk: 8:15am On Apr 14, 2022
coolShow us chats with the other guy wey knack am na

I wan see something grin
SportsRe: 5 Unique Football Records That Might Never Be Broken by NoahHadNoArk: 7:34am On Apr 14, 2022
naijaclass:
1. Richie De Laet’s double title
On Saturday, May 7, 2016, Richie De Laet probably had the happiest day of his career. [s]The Belgian defender won the Championship title with Middlesbrough, whom he had joined on loan in the January 2016 transfer window.[/s]

On the same day, a few hundred kilometers away, his parent club Leicester City were celebrating their legendary Premier League title. They were handed the trophy after defeating Everton 3-1.

De Laet made 12 appearances for the Foxes before leaving on loan. This meant he met the minimum requirements needed to officially receive a league winner’s medal. According to ESPN, the defender drove down to Leicester after celebrating with Boro at their stadium and then joined his former club's celebrations.

He thus holds the record of being the only player to win a second division title and a first division title in the same season. To top it off, he received both medals on the same day as well. It seems unlikely that he will be joined anytime soon in the club of players to have achieved such a double.
Middlesbrough did not win the Championship in 2016......Burnley did.
RomanceRe: ? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:53pm On Apr 13, 2022
[s]
Shoodboi:
You all need to stop this madness of going around and calling everyone a simp. You read an NL post about alpha males and then suddenly thin you're one and superior to every other man? If anything, all this points to the insecurity breeding in you and every other person who go around calling their fellow people simps.

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THE RED PILL IS GOLDEN


DEAL WITH IT
RomanceRe: ? by NoahHadNoArk:
Yet another SIMPle matter..........
You come to A savage Forum like this one to announce to the world you dating a single mom hooker, congrats to you cool


This story serves as another example of what redpillers have been saying for a long time now. Promiscuous female who got knocked up in her prime by a guy who cares little about her as a result of her loose morals, finds a SIMPle boy toy whose life she will continue to manipulate until he actually begs her into taking her to the altar. I bet you all, the OP will do it grin

Big question, is your momma aware you seeing a single momma?, if no, will she grant her blessings when she finds out?!?

She does hookups in your presence and I'm sure she leaves her child with you as babysitter and you gladly oblige, she's already turned you into her secretary delivering messages from her clients to her, what more are doing for her which you won't admit? Her laundry and her underwears ?!? grin grin those guys picking her up be shaking their heads at you and feeling glad they are not as weak as you are. From the moment you spelt it out that she's not billing you I saw a broke ass man child whose only delight is bragging to his fellow boys in his peer group that he's dating a single mother.

Please go back to your drawing board and rearrange your priorities. If we check your Acct balance now e no go reach 100k wey dey inside. You having a problem picking up and dating hot girls as a result of your simplehood and low self esteem. hence you settle for what you can find, a single mother, unrepentant olosho. Well done sir undecided






Cheers to the Red pill movement. grin






My peace I leave you



Note

The next time I come online this platform and read another of this silly, stupid, simp ass stories I will not take it lightly with the OP!!! angry
Mark my words.
Enough!
PoliticsRe: Disclaimer: Viral Video Of Lady Spraying Money Not Mrs Obiano by NoahHadNoArk: 2:28pm On Apr 12, 2022
Iyaebe:
Are you God to decide that? She will win and nothing will happen, she has apologised to everyone and you are still this bitter, is your other name bitter leaf?
She only apologised cos she needed something. Coming from someone with a history of manipulating people beginning from her husband this is no surprise.
An apology after years of misdeed doesn't mean you've turned a new leaf or you a better person now.
PhonesRe: My Redmi9s Has Been Stolen I Need Help by NoahHadNoArk: 2:25pm On Apr 10, 2022
[s]
gogeekish:
How can you be helped here? How is it possible to recover your phone by nairaland.com?
[/s]


They are lots of good tech hands here and people with brains who could produce useful suggestions unlike you.
If you have nothing to say switch off your data and take a nap.
PhonesRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2022
[s]
Babaken:
Oga we no dey fight I just say the story no clear
No be fight.
[/s]
PhonesRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2022
[s]
Babaken:
Someone using iPhone 13 jumping inside danfo that story no clear.
[/s]
How has this trash helped in the recovery of his device, or is stupidity your second name ?!?


[s]
Sucre6:
Op is living a fake life, how can u be using iPhone 13 and be jumping danfo, ?

If u ain't got no car then you are dumb and clueless to be using phone that expensive
[/s]
His car could have broken down or he may have chosen not to use the phone that day!!!






The comments here be making me cringe in disgust undecided


These are the same people who will criticise a woman after she's been sexually assaulted because she was dressing inappropriately, who's to blame, the criminal rapist or an innocent woman walking the streets?
So someone buys an iPhone 13 he can't board a commercial bus again?!?

Most of you on this platform are still living in the cave age.

If you have nothing good to contribute, stop compounding the problem make person no join you with person wey thief the phone swear for una.
PhonesRe: Please How Can I Get Back My Stolen Iphone 13 by NoahHadNoArk: 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
[s]
Telegram234:
u no see your life..
I pray u never see that phone again because na una dey use iphone dey oppress us..
[/s]
A poor man's mentality
Speaks a lot about you
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Sends Himself To Early Grave During Sex Competition With Loveth by NoahHadNoArk: 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2022
He died In active service ...... undecided

60 gunshots salutes for him , 10 for each successful round he made. cool



In other news, the Nigerian police should leave that girl alone.

Unless you want to take her up on another Challenge. grin


Let the Gunshots begin........Click Click, Powwww!!!! grin

CrimeRe: Robbers Raped My Younger Sisters. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:02pm On Apr 05, 2022
[s]
GooodHardDick:
What's the name of this movie? angry
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PoliticsRe: Freemasons In Government: Rev. Patrick Edet Should Mention Names by NoahHadNoArk: 8:30am On Apr 05, 2022
This man again in the news grin
RomanceRe: Bet9ja Owner Treated Me Well Today by NoahHadNoArk: 4:46pm On Apr 03, 2022
Eating the proceeds of your numerous losses

Congrats grin
BusinessRe: Bet9ja Betzero Winning Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 8:06pm On Apr 02, 2022
You will be the most Gullible of all fools if you fall for this BetZero scam.




These guys are hungry scammers and exposing them Is quick becoming my favorite pastime
BusinessRe: Bet9ja Betzero Winning Strategy by NoahHadNoArk: 3:04pm On Apr 02, 2022

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