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SportsRe: Photo: Sadio Mane's Phone & His Love For His People. by NoahHadNoArk: 9:33pm On Feb 07, 2022
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dawnomike:
Don't let the phone deceive you into thinking he is not living a luxurious lifestyle...
That os a photoshopped image... The phone has an earpiece connected to it and Sadio has no earpiece plugged into his ears.
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If you made this comment close to me I will spit on your head then slap sense into your forehead.


Stop typing dumb comments on this platform again!!!!
RomanceRe: Is It Too Much Loud Or What Cos I Don’t Understand by NoahHadNoArk: 2:14pm On Feb 07, 2022
E say na idiota grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Says She Is Not Dating Timaya by NoahHadNoArk: 1:31pm On Feb 07, 2022
Aunty una do or una no do?! grin


Please answer us Quick we want to verify if this man has a thing for Nollywood stars. Once upon a time it was Empress, now its Caroline.



Wetin concern me sef undecided
CelebritiesRe: Popular Nollywood Actor, Zubby Michael Spends Over N8.5million At A Restaurant by NoahHadNoArk: 1:06pm On Feb 07, 2022
[s]
Madmohamed1:
tomorrow when you sick I don't play for that you will not get money for hospital.

You should save for future use
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See the stupidity, negativity and bad energy your useless brain can spit out......... Shame no dey catch you undecided


If he's ever sick and needs funds, God forbid, how much can your broke, poverty destroyed mind contribute for him?!?!

Did he ever ask you for help or advise as to how he spends his own money?!?



I've said it before and I will say it again, most of you on this forum subscribe to your foolishness and stupidity everyday

BusinessRe: Why Can't Banks Really Assist To Track Stolen Funds by NoahHadNoArk: 12:05pm On Feb 07, 2022
My Dad got swindled last week to the tune of 180k.......we went to bank and they told us the money is lost to fraudsters. No efforts to trace it whatsoever. Even with all the digital footprints left behind by the Fraudsters, the money was withdrawn from an OPAY POS. FCMB,



I'm still in pains till today. Its was all he had from his pension for this month.



The banking institutions alongside CBN has failed us
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu Reacts To Rumours Of Her Sleeping Around With Politicians by NoahHadNoArk: 10:01am On Feb 07, 2022
No smoke without fire




There is always an iota of truth in every rumour
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Like Mind Blowing Sex by NoahHadNoArk: 10:00am On Feb 07, 2022
Another Lazy Nigerian Youth



Check his account balance, it can't even buy a packet of Condom.

Monday morning you wake up.......see the only thing your brilliant mind could produce.


Continue
RomanceRe: This Happened To Me After Doing (giveaway) Here by NoahHadNoArk: 7:38pm On Feb 06, 2022
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manchyme:
Fake pastor , keep supporting them with prayer.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Saw A Man With A Shot But Bad Snake by NoahHadNoArk: 6:10pm On Feb 06, 2022
illicit:
A ball python

Can't bite, won't bite, don't bite, doesn't bite, wouldn't bite....
.


Has never bitten and will never bitten, abi bite angry

What am I even saying
RomanceRe: This Happened To Me After Doing (giveaway) Here by NoahHadNoArk: 11:03am On Feb 06, 2022
You gave to the wrong people.

Anytime you want to give cash to anyone that's not an exchange for goods or services rendered, Do well to plead the Blood of Jesus over that money, to cover and sanctify those funds.
No harm shall befall it.


I was a beneficiary of one of your giveaways and it went a long way, truth be told. I woke up the next morning to say a prayer of God's blessing and multiple returns for you and I'm sure I was not the only one who did this. God always answers Prayers. You will bounce again, and again.
Have faith.



Peace I leave you
RomanceRe: My Friend Is Dating My Younger Sister by NoahHadNoArk: 10:51am On Feb 06, 2022
Klassic01:
I spoke with this guy yesterday, and he told me he was busy and my sister was with him that very moment
grin
I feel your pain bro grin
Christianity EtcRe: Yahoo Boys seen Spraying Money Inside Church Today by NoahHadNoArk: 10:47am On Feb 06, 2022
The Sham called church
FamilyRe: My Wife Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Asked Her To Show Me Her Phone by NoahHadNoArk: 1:04pm On Feb 05, 2022
Another SIMPle matter grin
CrimeRe: Police Nab Cultist Who Beheaded Retired CSP In Imo by NoahHadNoArk: 1:29am On Feb 05, 2022
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tungamaje:
Let's first verify from Oyigboupdate and udele whether this report is true or not. Maybe the report is false as IPOB are always responsible for crimes like this.
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Christianity EtcRe: “Most ‘Miracles’ You See On TV Or Crusades Are Staged” – Fr. Kelvin Ugwu by NoahHadNoArk: 1:13pm On Feb 04, 2022
Righteousness2:
Oga Father! You need to be more specific.
Na lie abi?!?

Is it until he mentions your pastor before you know he's calling out on you and your kinsmen?!?

How more specific again should he be?!


Go rest abeg
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Snake I Killed This Morning (pics) by NoahHadNoArk:
So long as say na snake, this thread will move to the promised land.






I Dedicate this FTC to all those who deceived Nigerians into believing that PMB and APC will bring about change.
May your Generations and children Never make the same mistake again.
CelebritiesRe: Face Of Democracy, Tiana Ivy, Shines In New Pictures by NoahHadNoArk: 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2022
Politicians, senators, Yahoo boys and Sugar Daddies.........







Food is ready
SportsRe: Yesterday Was All About Wins by NoahHadNoArk: 9:15am On Feb 04, 2022
Sell your games to your pop
TV/MoviesRe: Five Main Casts From Mr. Bones 1&2 And How They've Been Doing After The Movie. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:35am On Feb 04, 2022
Gwaragwara grin
BusinessRe: Ikudike Kosisochukwu Gift Launched Dishbykoko by NoahHadNoArk: 12:16am On Feb 04, 2022
Please which dish is she selling grin
CelebritiesRe: I Went To The HIGHEST Rated Barber In Abuja & KIDDWAYA Was There! by NoahHadNoArk: 1:33pm On Feb 03, 2022
Where is the boywayya, abi na kid...... angry



Shift abeg
RomanceRe: I'm Suspecting This Woman by NoahHadNoArk: 8:48pm On Feb 02, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Jesus! I no fit do that.
Ignore that pêrvert
RomanceRe: Question Of The Night??? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:07pm On Feb 02, 2022
That's why women marry who is ready, not who they love.


So once you have a house, car and a good job, pick any Lady and tell her you ready to settle down. She will look at all you have as hers, dump whoever she was dating immediately and rush to settle with you. However, because she has little or no feelings for you she always finds a way to link up with her ex once in a while to rekindle the flames of their love. There are the chances of 1 out of three kids she begets for you not being yours. cool


That institution called marriage, this is me officially wishing all of you the best grin




Peace
RomanceRe: Guys share Your "Are You Still Coming That Never Showed Up" Experience by NoahHadNoArk: 2:44pm On Feb 02, 2022
gulfer:
Na that person set you up, na street we dey lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
There's no setup here.


She never knew who gave her number out and she's rumoured to be sëx frêak where I stayed in phc
RomanceRe: Guys share Your "Are You Still Coming That Never Showed Up" Experience by NoahHadNoArk: 11:52am On Feb 02, 2022
Iyaebe:
The kind transport fare wey I don chop for this life and no show go reach Kriss216 relocate to Canada. I no dy visit man but dem no dy hear word
One day you will visit and they will fùck the living g daylights out of you.

Mark my words
RomanceRe: Guys share Your "Are You Still Coming That Never Showed Up" Experience by NoahHadNoArk: 11:50am On Feb 02, 2022
gulfer:
Na man scam you grin grin grin grin grin
No,
I got her number from someone who fücked her
RomanceRe: What Can 1-2k Do For You Right Now (giveaway) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:57am On Feb 02, 2022
Dearest OP
I just drove down here to tell you, you did a good job yesterday and today doing what you did, putting smile on the faces of plenty people
you've never met not minding their gender, race, class or ethnicity.


You never did it because you have so much, as compared to the others who have so much but always come here to announce fake giveaways for their amusement. the truth is you have a good heart and love to help, cheers to you.

More than one person have said God bless you.
Guess what, God answers prayers. Stay blessed.
Thanks again.

My peace I leave you

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