₦airaland Forum

InvertedHammer:

[b]Yes, he should be rolling in Innoson limousine surrounded by bags of sand for protection.

He should go for local content. Heck! Surround the limousine with jazz/otumokpo/odeshi bulletproof prepared by Ombats[/b]e.

U never know..if it works really well...Nigeria will be exporting this to the other Presidents

Oyibo dey come Africa to buy odeshi and rename it frequency-jamming equipment. [b]What again is the difference between plantain chips and pekele? No be name?

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lmaooooooooooo, bros, I think I have just broken my ribs

Lizzygirl: D job is too stressful 4 my likely---no time 2 enjoy d money..

Afam4eva: ROTFLMAO

This thread is funny as hell. Chineke NNa nara ekene

delors: Invest it! Buy a pair of dark glasses (N150), a flat plate (N35), chinese balm (N120), a marker (50) and a slate(N50), write on the slate 'HELP ME' (free)...rub the balm in your eyes (to force tears out), find a walking stick and take a nice spot around Ojuelegba area (preferably under the bridge because of sun)...use the remaining money to feed till business starts to boom. Make sure to change the inscription on the slate every month and for God sake, be creative with it[b][/b]..God bless your hustle.

*Dies* .................Classic!!!

emmasmiles: Recharge your phone n start calling pple 4 help

SELFWORTH: ...moderators!

I give up.

omar22: N1m that's small compared to what the father paid Genevieve Nnaji for 1 night in Abuja.....

Mohammed Atiku Abubakar, son of Nigeria’s former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar on Saturday married Malama Badariya, daughter of former Bauchi state Governor, Ahmed Adamu Muazu.

He paid one million Naira and brand new luxury car as bride price for his wife.

Mohammed Atiku Abubakar also broke a record and set a new one in bride price payment. The record is however, a marked contrast to common Fulani tradition to which Ahmed Adamu Mu’azu, a Fulani cultured man is known.

The wedding fathia was held in the exclusive reception hall of the Emir of Bauchi’s Palace.

Jigawa State Governor Alhaji Sule Lamido, represented Mohammed, while Mallam Isa Yuguda, Bauchi state Governor, and son-in-law to the late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was the wali or representative of Mua’zu’s daughter, in accordance with the Islamic rites.

yuzedo: Wait, chill, the useless 21yr old son slaughtered the goat to celebrate [size=16pt]Children's Day[/size] with his friends?? F(u)ck my Life! *tears* I've finally seen it all on NL!

... He who the gods want to kill, they first make mad

-Mr Cork-:
...Not sure wot the big deal is..I have 8 tatoos so far on my body inludin 3 on my back & one on my neck... U people never seen Tatoo there in Nigeria?

babyosisi: Similar to Fashola's Eko Atlantic
With property that the average Nigerian can't even walk by to sell groundnuts let alone dream of living in
They should announce these sort of news at NASS and house of reps plus executive council meetings with the minsters
The ordinary folks don't need to know
What for?

Why don't these investors they are passing off as Father Christmas go and rescue the millions of Brazilian slum dwellers and glue sniffing street kids

yuzedo:

i leave in Banana ICe land...
work evrytime.

baby_123: Some people in the villages have 12children through backward babalawo maternity wards. Throw in free and you get an explosion of population. First bring in family planning, before free birth. If you give free everything, soon when they outdo themselves they will demand government assistance and help in raising the child.

ogaemma: Thank you jare. Eating a woman's yash is idioticaly a western ideal,but so many mumu Africans have copied the senseless style.
Our fathers never tried it,every mistake in America is a new style in Africa. Pls use ur connecting Rod to satisfy your woman and not your mouth you use in praising God.

50calibre: Bj is different, it's a woman's place to give bj.

pro01: I've never been a fan of performing cunnilingus on women, and I never will. That whole pussy region is filled with too many "strange" pathogens, both in liquid and solid form. My mouth no dey ever go lower than the belly navel.

Abu Mikey: What is MOUTHACTION

tchidi: Da! Mbok, make una leave me oº°˚! Illuminati ?! Where she wan see am join? Abeg confirm say no be 'Ogbanje' she de google oº°˚!!

sunjetg: Nosyke,I cant agree more with the moral of your story. You have equally summarized my own story as well the stories of so many people who believe in themselves and who really have goals to accomplish and would always keep their eyes on the ball till its over.

From the comments of people here, you would easily make an inference on what drives them. Some have wholly blamed their unemployment on government and some site some laughable reasons for not getting a job. To such people, I say, remain unemployed and keep blaming people. Time flies and there's nothing we can do about that. Keep deceiving yourself and keep failing to look inwards to realise that your destiny lies more in God's hands and your own hands as well.