₦airaland Forum

Iyaebe:
Are footballers good in bed? I heard they cum quickly.

Ask bobrisky

pocohantas:
Congratulations to her!

I commend her for this move.

Dearest Naija women, this is 2021. If you want a child, no husband forthcoming, fck societal rules and get that child.

Even if it takes stealing sperm, steal it!

After all, they always use lux soap to waste it inside bathroom. Is it that 1 drop they gave you that will kill them?

Don’t stay and be asking “did you come inside?” at 38. Or drinking postinor 2 upandan.

Children would love you in good and bad. Dirty mummy, fat mummy, stretch marks mummy, mummy is mummy.

Don’t allow hypocritical Nigerians dictate how you live your life. Especially when you are not harming anyone.



Why are you guys pained?

Shebi men don’t benefit from marriage? Oya give us small sperm na. Ntoorr!

Me wee nor give you my sperm oh Ntoor

But you recommended stealing sperm how possible is that ?

Ffed up world. See how ridiculous is looks

Smh

Sportwin:
What's lcs

Les Course Sonou. That's the name of the university. It one of the best in Benin too.

I also studied IUSEBA (Parakou) Benin (2020) and yes the stigma is there. But when you know you onion everything will change.

Yes I also went through the essay about my field during the NYSC verification though I'm yet to be deployed.

But my current employer was a bit skeptical about hiring a 'benin product', but now he is singing my praise.

Sir, Limitless please do well to share you MSc journey. I'm thinking about doing mine outside the country but if it doesn't work out (cause of cash maybe I will do it here.

Cheers.

iScribb:
See your stupid smile

Who said it’s a big deal graduating from an higher learning. Almost everyone does, go get something that isn’t common that differentiates people from others: “INFORMATION.”

Going to school is one thing, knowing how to use the tools you’ve been given is another, it’s the latter that’s the problem of tall the graduates school has ever produced..

I believe someone like you that has THAT information you speak about won't make all these blunder in one statement.

You wanted to say something meaningful but you ended up saying nothing.

They say it adds spice to the do

The same jobless Nigerians you were begging for votes..

(In buhari's voice) Lazy Nigerian youth shey una see unasef ?

These Ghanaians actors and actresses are no longer acting on Nollywood again oh. What's happening or what happened?

From where I'm from, since you did not marry the child's mother, the children isn't your, won't even bare your name no matter how much you spend on here monthly. The child will bare her grandfather's name.

But to claim the child things need to be done appropriately.

But you Sha loose guard, why didn't you send the child to your mother in the first place.

And all this you are explaining have you gone to the lady's mother to explain you your gf is your only link to her mother. Things are not done that way.

Involve elders of both family. Don't go about threatening her.

Say no to underage sex, say no to unprotected sex.

Wasted ovaries

With this you you can agree with me that money doesn't get you beauty

Classic case of a waw-waw patient

My advice ?

If you e know food for you health quit, if e know good for your brain quit. Don't take that relationship into the next phase hoping to change her, those kind of people hardly change why ? Because they believe the money will always keep coming.

Kobojunkie:
My point is you should read the Gospels so you learn and understand God's Truth according to Jesus Christ

And my remains that you can't condemn someone that hasn't been condemned by God. Do you agree with that ? Yes/NO ?

Secondly you are not righteous than she is do you agree ? Yes/No ?

Kobojunkie:
None of this makes sense to any or what has been said so far...randomly accessing verses without clear understanding of the message of what is written was where this all started and you keep confirming my initial suspicions with each post.

Again , The statement in bold reveals you don't know the Truth of God at all. Please, for your own souls sake, pick up the Gospels and read through them as many times as needed for the Truth as spoken by Jesus Christ to sink in and offload those lies you store in your heart - Matthew 15 vs 10 - 20

And you keep repeating yourself Pharisee knowing the scripture doesn't guarantee you salvation. Remove the huge log of wood from your eyes before you remove that of the pastor lady. That's has been my stand from the beginning so what's you point I ask for the last time ?

Kobojunkie:
If you had ever actually read Isaiah 64 with your own eyes and mind, you would have noted that prophet was instead speaking of how their sins taint their righteousness..., not that all righteous persons were filthy.

Go read what God speaks of the righteous in Ezekiel 18 vs 1 - 36 and in Ezekiel 33 vs 9 - 20 and see that God's standard of righteousness was one even the thief on the cross was able to attain.

Mr. Righteous Go an read John 8:10-11
I repeat it again you are too filthy to condemn her so what you point ? Let him that thinks that he stands let him take heed lest he falls. I can't see that you have the spirit of the pharisees.

Note purifying ourselves is not once and fall all it is once and again.

So I ask what is your point ? That you are more holy than her or you never lied before ?

I thought there was a saying your left hand shouldn't know what your right hand gave to your neighbor?

AHe thinks he was making sense, but he ended up saying trash.

The president the GCFR directed all the 36 governors to setup a panel of enquiry has he forgotten Those officers are they not serving in Lagos state ? don't Lagos state government have authority over them even when they don't pay them ?

What are all these dullards doing in government?

When they are in the opposition you would see how brilliant they are, but immediately they get into power they become full-time dullards.

How long can we go on calling what's black white and what's white black ?

Kobojunkie:
The statement in bold reveals you don't know the Truth of God at all. Please, for your own souls sake, pick up the Gospels and read through them as many times as needed for the Truth as spoken by Jesus Christ to sink in and offload those lies you store in your heart - Matthew 15 vs 10 - 20

I actually don't want to respond to you. But I'm being compelled to. Read Isa 64:6

I repeat my first statement again, Let him that is without sin be the first to crucify her those were the words of Jesus. Who ever Jesus hasn't condemned cannot be condemned by you or I . This is not a matter of gospel.

See how he died... With chains. Reminds me of the scripture whatsoever we bind here in earth is bound in heaven, we have rejected you so has heaven rejected you.

I feel no remorse if our police men would kill this kind of people and leave the innocent ones.

You met your waterloo magaji

Confess you sins and you shall be forgiven and made whole, she came boldly to apologize not minding the shame and backlash she would get.

But she knew the importance and God has forgiven her.

Let him that is without sin be the first to crucify her.
Mummy God bless you. Even in our most holy state we are like a filthy rag into God.

Drops mic and exit stage....

PlanBizNg:
I am sorry about your experiences bro. I strongly believe that success in business awaits you pretty soon.

You see, failure, especially in business, is something we work hard to avoid. However, you hardly achieve success in business without failing a couple of times. This is because each time you fail at something, you've learned something new.

If you read the histories of successful business men, you will find out that most of them didn't achieve success in the first instance. They tried and failed many times before success embraces them.

My advice to you is Never Give Up!! Don't let your failure discourage you from following your dreams.

Robert F. Kennedy ones said; “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.”
And Gena Showalter ones said; “Giving up is the only sure way to fail.”

Finally, failure should be your teacher, not your undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end.


I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

PS: When you've decided to go back to business, I will advice to do something you've tried and have some experience on. For example, the Nylon production business you tried. It's a good business, and something you can start on a small scale with little funds. This I'm sure you know by now.

Do not try the mistake of producing to some customers specifications except if they are paying for it beforehand. Instead, produce what is used and in demand by the majority.
There are thousands of customers, mostly traders that use and will always need your product.

Make sure your product is of good quality. Get a bike and use it for distributing to these customers. They will most likely buy from you since as a producer, you can afford to sell to them at a discounted price. Most will buy on credit and you get paid the next day/time you bring more products.

Avoid those large nylon dealers until they come to you on their own. Most of them are killers of small businesses.

Do not be in a hurry to expand. Let genuine demand from your customers dictate your rate of expansion.

Food production business is another business that thrives on Nigeria. However, most require you have some significant startup capital.

Op listen to this sir, he has quality advice for you.

To add mine, start small, but let it not limit your vision, moreover perseverance is a good virtue.

Most important thing is that you have a roof over you head. Filling it with luxury would come little by little.

That same guy would be the one to mock you if you please with him to allow you squat in his house. Don't live life to please others, do as you strength reach at the moment.

Most importantly, not everyone is born with a golden spoon, some carve their for themselves, some were gifted, other die without knowing how a gold spoon looks like.

If na me Sha I for don walk am out of my room straight up without giving him what he came for.
Cheers.

Shebi you wan trend ? Now they are helping you to trend you no wan do again ?

ikorodureporta:
Me: Cece Winans - Believe For It



.. Compliments of the season! #advent

Wow it have been listening to this song all through this month cheers..

In my life many people wrote me off, even my Dad, Today the person he said should go and learn handwork that he doesn't have money to train graduated amongst the top of his class, while he is 6ft underneath the surface of the earth.

They say the tide will never change, but here I am blazing the trail while other follow.. All to the Glory of God.
#Shiloh2021 #MorethanAconqueror

Konji, see what you caused paale now will spend 20yrs inside prison or receive strokes like a small boy

Breastfeed:
Na wa o, what could have caused this?

Illegal refining both by government and local bonkers.

We experienced it at Rumousi-Choba axis to. For sometime now I use my nose mask. If you don't try picking you nose and see the outcome of it.

May God help us all in Rivers State

Ebgesu na my town juju, but I Neva see a god drinking spirite oh

Don't let him leave

BRATISLAVA:
Change yourself before you think of changing another person, let alone the world. A leopard can never change its spots, it can only hide them better.

To try and change another person is an exercise in futility.

Forgive me, I actually made a mistake of responding to you the first time. What point to do actually want to score ?

Ok you are right and I'm wrong simple are you happy ?