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RomanceRe: "The World Is Designed To Kill Men" – Actor Deyemi Okanlawon by obesse: 5:48pm On Dec 01, 2023
Iwoyi laaro!
Na now wey you wake up?
E don be like that for ages!
The things wey women dey plan for the future ehn, na God go deliver all men o!
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HealthRe: Japa: Federal Government Urges Universities To Produce More Doctors by obesse: 5:30pm On Dec 01, 2023
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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Bothered About Rising Food Prices, Not Budget — Rewane by obesse: 5:43pm On Nov 30, 2023
If you dey near my area, come follow me chop!
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CelebritiesRe: Uriel Oputa Has Frozen Her Eggs At 35 Till She Finds Mr Right by obesse: 11:20pm On Nov 28, 2023
Nekwa!!!!
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CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Shakes Hands To Greet Davido As He Lands In Lagos by obesse: 5:27pm On Nov 28, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Funny enough many of the gals or boys supporting the ex woman of Israel have parents begging customer to buy market, drivers, cleaners, office workers who stand up when their boss walks in, people who say yes sir from morning till day break.

Same people have brothers serving as servant, some sisters learning tailoring and kneel down when they come late.

The juju man is just being good.

Now the useless woman spoilt everything.

Never marry a gal brought up by a single mother.
They have a messed up brain.
Most of them saw their mothers dating multiple men.

Imagine marrying a a daughter of a woman with three ex husband.

What are you thinking.
We never finish the issue of gals from broken homes. Na olosho mama child

Exception to widows though.
FamilyRe: What Do You Bring To The Table !! by obesse: 5:23pm On Nov 28, 2023
Another stupid one spotted!
Why you put finance as the man's responsibility? Why you no put am under woman own?
Everything wey you put under woman responsibilities, ehn, ordinary house-help or maid fit do all of them for the husband!!
Clito-currency wives only have their vaginas to bring to the table!
Shikenan!!!!

FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 5:04pm On Nov 28, 2023
Silentgroper:
sacrifice?? 😁😁

No one asked her to be too lazy to push the baby through the expected outlets ..

These days, females always wants to opt for c.s because they don't want to stress theirselves by pushing.. you'd hear them say this alot nowadays ..


She made the choice, the takes up the responsibility...
No mind Dem ojare!
CelebritiesRe: I Like The Way Davido Calls Me His Younger Sister Despite We Are Age Mate - Teni by obesse: 1:58pm On Nov 28, 2023
Which one be age mate? E senior you abi E no senior you?
Even if na 1 day E take senior you, E be your egbon!
FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 1:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
Clito-currency traders can only bring vagina to the table. Shikenan!

FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 1:43pm On Nov 28, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Since a woman giving birth is now a big issue to U, madam produce sperm from yourself and impregnate yourself. 🤡

Apart from your overused damaged kpe.kpus what are you bringing to the table?
FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 1:43pm On Nov 28, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Since you're a 🤡 lemme rephrase everything for U. E-diiiot. If a man wants to send you Money, why not ask him about his sisters and mother's account number? Fuuuuul. E don reach question u rush dey type men sisters and mothers.

Ask them to send their account details, they'll do it without asking about your sisters and mother's well-being.

Tell them how beautiful they are, they'll smile without asking if you've appreciated your sisters and mother's beauty.

Buy them gifts, they'll accept without asking if you've bought for your sisters and mum.

But, tell them the bitter truth that they are hoes and prostitutes disguised as girlfriend, and that what can they offer in a relationship apart from their over used damaged kpekpus, they'll immediately remember you have sisters and mother. Why? Because they are naturally selfish, daft, clownish, and extremely brain damaged. The truth is bitter! Fuul
FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
Acidosis:
The highest form of sacrifice you have encountered.


CS is the easiest phase in some TTC women's reproductive cycle.

Did she go through ovarian stimulation, where she'll risk hyper stimulation and the pain resulting from egg retrieval? Ever done myomectomy, i.e., uterine fibroid removal where you risk losing your womb? cervical cerclage where you'll risk bleeding and persistent spinal pain and headaches due to epidural leakage? Ever done the unbearablly painful HSG test?

If CS is all your woman went through, thank God. That procedure takes only 15-45 minutes max. Some people went through hell. Any woman that goes through any of the above phases is already a god on earth; deserves to be worshipped every hour.
FamilyRe: As A Husband, "Before You Ask Your Wife What Are You Bringing To The Table". by obesse: 10:13pm On Nov 27, 2023
Another mumu spotted! Simp lasan lasan!!
Sacrifice ko, sacrificial ni!!
No worry, your eye go soon clear!!!
You better go do DNA test before you begin train the child!
I don talk my own.
FashionRe: Braided Hairstyle: Fashion Or Madness? by obesse: 8:25pm On Nov 27, 2023
This one brain dey upside down!
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PoliticsRe: 70 Percent Of Nigerians Are Poverty Stricken – Wole Olanipekun by obesse: 3:43pm On Nov 27, 2023
Na lie joooooor?
All of us na Billionaires!!
We dey enjoy lojumejeeji!!!
We dey enjoy life for Nigeria karakara!!!!!
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PoliticsRe: Ogun State: Emerging Industrial Hub Of Nigeria (Pictures) by obesse: 9:00pm On Nov 26, 2023
yoruboid:
The pain is real. Ogun State alone has a higher IGR than all the five SE states. Oyo and Ondo States have higher IGRs than any state in the SE. This is where the revenues come from. We are replicating the Lagos success across the SW

Osun is in the same league with Anambra and they generate similar IGRs. Very soon Ekiti will be competing. Mark my words

If this is paining you already, your heart attack is on the way
Upon everything, na Ogun get the worst road network! No be so?
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BusinessRe: Fried Grasshopper: Katsina Residents Make Fortune Selling Tasty Insects by obesse: 8:56pm On Nov 26, 2023
Dey play!
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Foreign AffairsRe: Israel PM, Benjamin Netanyahu Visits Troops In Gaza Strip Amid War With Hamas by obesse: 5:56pm On Nov 26, 2023
God1000:
Netanyahu and his confederates have blood on their hands.



I'm more angry at Mr Biden for his unwavering support for Israel, he's aiding and abetting a genocide and I won't be supporting him anymore.

Why on earth is Biden allowing Israel to use US advanced weapons to bomb innocent people and get away with it, this is completely unacceptable.

To my fellow Christian brothers and sisters supporting the massacre of Palestinians, where is your good heart?

Calling anyone that supports Palestinians a terrorist or terrorist sympathizer is absurd and nonsensical.
So, Hamas wey start the war by killing innocent people, na water Dem get for their hand; no be blood abi!
Make you continue to dey reason with your anus!
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CelebritiesRe: Video Of Israel DMW Begging Davido For Money To Buy Perfumes by obesse: 5:44pm On Nov 26, 2023
The money wey E take marry you, no be from the work wey E dey do for Davido E get am?
Yeye dey smell for your head o.
Clito-currency trader!
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FamilyRe: Married Woman Justify Her Secret Affair After DNA Reveals Real Father of Kids by obesse: 1:26pm On Nov 26, 2023
I fear who no fear:
Monthly bleeders!
Vagina owners!
Vagina vendors!
Clito-currency traders!
Chai!
You know say he no fit perform. So why you no pack go the house of the person wey fit perform?
Why you go force an innocent man to train bastards, with his hard earned resources?
When we reach Heaven, I go like count the number of women wey enter Sha!
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FoodRe: See The N200 Watermelon I Bought In Calabar This Afternoon by obesse: 9:05pm On Nov 24, 2023
Jeon:
Like the above poster said





Nigeria, is not the only country xperiancing this.


Famine is hitting the World. And only the strongest and fit person[s] can overcome .

modified: To those giving me useless mentions, abeg make unah chop me. Everyone with his own opinion
Your 30k a month mobilization fee no go fit sustain you Sha!
Whether you like am or not, posterity go judge o. And remember say Karma go serve you breakfast when the time reach!
Just kwantiniu!!!!
Car TalkRe: I Drove From Lagos To Akure With ₦‎2,450 Using CNG As Fuel by obesse: 8:07am On Nov 24, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
Contact me for a test drive. Seeing is believing
You wan test drive with motor wey small pass korope!
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Car TalkRe: I Drove From Lagos To Akure With ₦‎2,450 Using CNG As Fuel by obesse: 8:03am On Nov 24, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Dey deceive yourself and be using lies to advertise CNG grin. If I could try it on generator and there was no significant difference, I wonder how it could work on automobile. When the cng was first being over-hyped here. I tackled the OP. Later when some Nigerians got carborateur and tried to convert their petrol gen to cng, they dropped the idea and kept silent.
No mind am. E dey drive motor wey small pass korope dey take advertise for people wey dey use big engine.
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CelebritiesRe: Jamie Foxx Accused Of Groping A Woman At NYC Bar by obesse: 7:05pm On Nov 23, 2023
kizxaxa:
I don't have sisters..but
If some touch you that way without your consent, you might feel violated, if some finger your Nyash without you telling them to do it will you be happy 😁?
And the woman should wait 8 years before reporting the case?
Fear vagina vendors o!
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu’s Daughter, Sons Arrested Over N300 Million Donations by obesse: 6:23pm On Nov 23, 2023
This one na end-time wife o!
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FoodRe: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by obesse: 11:31am On Nov 23, 2023
SoNature:
The inferiority complex of the black man is shocking.

Let me establish some facts here:

1. Apart from black Africans, no culture swallows food without chewing it.

2. Our forefathers who taught us how to eat swallow saw spoons and still preferred to use hands.

Therefore, nobody should tell anyone to use cutleries to eat swallow because those you even try to impress don't even know that the food is unique to you.

We should be bold enough to export our culture to the West; don't come here and infiltrate our culture with that nonsense.

If you want to use cutleries to eat swallow, good! But the culturally approved standard of eating swallow (which is only unique to black people) is bare hands!
Shikenan!
CelebritiesRe: Jamie Foxx Accused Of Groping A Woman At NYC Bar by obesse: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2023
8 years ago!
I fear who no fear these vagina owners: vagina gender, vagina people!!!!!
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PoliticsRe: Yoruba Elders Lament High Rate Of Inflation, Insecurity by obesse: 6:34pm On Nov 22, 2023
Toh!
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Still Nursing ‘Knee Surgery’ – Bayo Onanuga by obesse: 3:07pm On Nov 22, 2023
ATEAMS:
Alright ...

Despite the fact he still runnings around making ways and looking for FDI for our dear country...

Weldone and I wishes you and our country. Speedy recoveries...

Amen
I wishes you!!!
Na by force to communicate in English ni?
Why you no kuku use your dialect?
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PoliticsRe: "Condemn The Mass Murder Genocide In Gaza" – Fani-Kayode Begs President Tinubu by obesse: 10:44pm On Nov 21, 2023
Chairman don see say political appointments don nearly finish! This one na to take remind everyone say E still dey here o!!!!!!!
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FamilyRe: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by obesse: 10:37pm On Nov 21, 2023
Divine healing and unexpected financial breakthrough, beyond my wildest imagination! Empowered by God to reach out to many family members and neighbors in need, without feeling any pressure at all!
God has been more than awesome!!!

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