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Business › Re: Zenith Bank To Acquire Union Bank by Oblongata:
scribble:
Thieving bank

Very good at squandering the assets of it's dead customers and leaving the families to operate in squalor

419 union bank...I bet they will hand over some nasty legal cases to Zenith as part of the M & A
You are very right...

My late mumsy’s money is still there, I did a transfer with her phone (just 10k o)and the next thing one ediot called her phone asking to speak to her. That account was untouched for just 6 months but it seems this people investigate if their customer is dead so that they can sit on their money.

My mumsy’s account was blocked. Awon ole jaku jaku.
But ironically she had her bulk of money in zenith
And I transferred all her money with atm, zenith no disturb me o

Union of thieves
Autos › Re: Super Clean Leather Interior Toyota Corolla At A Giveaway 1.1m by Oblongata: 6:15pm On Mar 14, 2020
Loc?
Politics › Re: Why I Won’t Abandon Sanusi – El-Rufai by Oblongata: 8:28am On Mar 14, 2020
He is a good friend...

But no presidency for any of you cool
Family › Re: Living With My Aunt Who Is A Pastor's Wife Is Hell. Should I Run Away? by Oblongata: 7:36am On Mar 12, 2020
Mizwisdom:
Ordinary insult? something you can be humming tunes in your heart while she's talking without her hearing it? you better get a hold of yourself. Find out what her plans are for your future. If your Father can't afford to feed you, you better relax and endure for now don't go and fall into wrong hands o, it's better than servicing 10 men in one day, be wise
I love this dear... she is going through a process of being a mature lady, she might even come back and appreciate the aunt in the nearest future, who knows?

Mizwisdom + Oblongata =?

Willing to find out? wink
Phones › Re: Man Electrocuted While Charging Phone In Port-Harcourt, Rivers (Graphic Photos) by Oblongata: 9:38am On Mar 11, 2020
That is an injury from electrocution all right...

But it is not electrocution from charging cable

I suspect that extension cable, he possibly rolled on it, and rolled out of it after the shock, but the deed had been done...

I do not suspect foul play, who is he that a killer would want to go to that extent to cover tracks?
Autos › Re: Register 2003 Toyota Corolla In Perfect Conditions 1.170 by Oblongata: 11:17pm On Mar 09, 2020
Location?

I have 1m
Autos › Re: Toyota Rav 4 03 For Sale Price 980 by Oblongata: 6:10am On Mar 09, 2020
Location? Engine and interiors?
Romance › Re: Like I Said, She Is Lying. I Am Not What She Painted Me To Be by Oblongata: 9:47am On Mar 08, 2020
My brother why you dey fall your hand?

You owe no one any fvcking explanation.

If we think of you here (on nairaland) as a good person or bad person, it does not mean, because WE DON’T KNOW YOU!

You could have easily kept quiet.


Even Churchill wey we know, he no jump to reply tonto Dike
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni Poses With His NYSC Certificate As He Passes Out by Oblongata: 10:33am On Mar 06, 2020
dangotesmummy:
Mr macaroni cheesy

ABI is he the one that shina peters sang for

Mr macaroni ewajegudi gudi,tobaje gudi gudi...... (I can't remember the rest of the line)

asheyaka bayi , olomoge kila gbe kilojuuoooo grin


Aswear Fuji songs can be hilarious cheesy
Firstly, it is Mr Campari...

And it is not shina Peter, it is Adewale Ayuba
Family › Re: What As Life Taught You So Far? by Oblongata: 1:13pm On Feb 29, 2020
Everything means nothing...
Romance › Re: Man Stands On A Pretty Lady's Buttocks, Causes Outrage Online (Video, Photos) by Oblongata: 9:05pm On Feb 27, 2020
Gather here

If you tut you would see the woman standing cool
Politics › Re: Agency For Repentant Boko Haram Members Bill Introduced At The Senate by Oblongata: 1:17pm On Feb 20, 2020
Great one

They should also create agencies for repentant:

Killers

Armed robbers

Kidnappers

Thieves

Etc

Very soon, even Ghana go ban us huh
Gaming › Re: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Oblongata: 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2020
Lara croft
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 9:19am On Feb 18, 2020
Still available
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 10:05am On Feb 17, 2020
Sa
Autos › Re: TOKS TOYOTA Corolla 2006 Model Accident Free Buy N Drive by Oblongata: 2:46pm On Feb 16, 2020
@pappysk more power to your elbow

Please consider some of us who want to make referrals....

Hence we won’t want to go to dm always

We implore you to post prices here too for people as such.

Godspeed
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 12:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
Still available
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 8:58pm On Feb 15, 2020
Cool suv, don’t miss out

Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2020
Great ride

Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2020
Pics of when it was in usa

Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! Neatly Used Hyundai Santafe 2005- N850k. by Oblongata: 7:18pm On Feb 15, 2020
dmaygee:
JMG. Call or whatsapp. N650,000 offer ends tomorrow.
I can only make it next week, 2moro is Sunday na
Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! Neatly Used Hyundai Santafe 2005- N850k. by Oblongata: 6:29pm On Feb 15, 2020
730k, let’s meet at jmg next week
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 5:55pm On Feb 15, 2020
Still available
Autos › Re: Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op): 4:52pm On Feb 15, 2020
Lovely suv

Autos › Hyundai Santa Fe For Sale by Oblongata(op):
I have this lovely ride up for grabs

Shipped from USA a year ago

2008 model

Leather seat, ac pumping, gbedu blasting

Everything is complete

Have a luxurious feel when driven; strictly for big boys

Location: Ibadan

Price: 3m

Pets › Re: Dog Adoption by Oblongata: 8:51pm On Feb 12, 2020
Iheoforlex:
Hi my fellow nairalanders I wish to adopts a white chiwawa I really need a companion
I doubt in Nigeria...

Besides, it is called ‘Chihuahua’ cool
Health › Re: Man Vomits Stray Bullet Lodged In His Skull For Months by Oblongata: 9:07am On Feb 07, 2020
Karemarealty288:
A Fool says in his heart "There is no God"
A very big fool... all glory be unto the lord.
Health › Re: Strange Things On My Manhood by Oblongata: 8:25am On Feb 07, 2020
TheArchangel:
The emboldened is very wrong. It can lead to severe adverse effect or toxicity.
ok

Could you offer a better solution? It would be helpful.
Health › Re: Strange Things On My Manhood by Oblongata: 7:26pm On Feb 06, 2020
You wear/wore dirty boxers or boxers you didn’t wash and decided to wear it again much later...

Get mycoten cream, use Azithromycin 500mg oral 1 tablets 2 times daily for 5 days

Use the mycoten cream lavishly.

If symptoms persist after 3 days consult your physician
Family › Re: Inexperienced Newly Married Man Needs Your Advice by Oblongata: 8:53pm On Feb 02, 2020
What you need is balls

Make dem come carry their daughter, sense go flog dem tire grin

You need to man up and take charge... take a stand and let them know you aren’t scared to lose her, and that your kid will always come back to you...

Dey there make kite dey fly you, ode tongue
Politics › Re: Reason Nigeria Was Added To Trump’s Restricted Travel List. by Oblongata: 8:49am On Feb 01, 2020
caringsce:
Did you read this “...while Brazil with 36,289 far exceed Nigeria in Total Overstays still did not make the list.”?
Brazil is in South America, so by proxy they should have high immigrants, Mexico too.

They cannot put neighbors on visa ban, it will affect businesses in the usa
Politics › Re: Reason Nigeria Was Added To Trump’s Restricted Travel List. by Oblongata: 7:58am On Feb 01, 2020
Your statistics is flawed...

You used percentages of overstay in respect to the number of applicants particular to that nation only

You should use population of overstay only, then you would understand better.

What do I mean?
At 15% population of Nigerians overstay is approximately 30,000
But at 30% population of chad overstay might be like 2500, With respect to the number applicants.

In summary the number of overstay from Nigeria might be pretty high to them, forget percentages, our population itself dey high

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