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Education › Re: Who Remembers This? by Oblongata: 7:43am On Jan 30, 2020
I remember

But can’t quite ascertain the name again

That image sitting down has glue or something over it, you touch and get stuck or something

Read it like 40 years ago
Romance › Re: I Am Being Forcefully Ejected Off My Apartment by Oblongata: 10:01pm On Jan 29, 2020
Brother just move and find someone to hang with, no be ordinary Nysc? B4 u say peen una done do pop.

Your top priority is to pass out... if colonel wants trouble, leave am with him trouble and move, many fish to fry jare...

A word is enough for the wise
Crime › Re: A 'Lady' I Sent My Full Nude Picture On Facebook Is Blackmailing Me! by Oblongata: 10:53am On Jan 28, 2020
Photoshop the pics with different types of heads and flood the internet with it

Slip the original inside

Woe unto blackmailers
Agriculture › Re: Guinea Seeks Nigeria’s Support In Rice Production by Oblongata: 7:19pm On Jan 27, 2020
The Nigerian government is getting this right, when we see truth make we dey talk am

Buhari is a dunce, he no get sense, Nepal certificate, etc yet Nigeria is improving globally

If you feel you can do better then go and buy presidency form from inec and stop typing rubbish
Crime › Re: Solomon Peters Stabs Patience Zakari To Death In Bauchi Over Phone Call (Graphic by Oblongata: 10:03am On Jan 27, 2020
MistadeRegal:
I was just about to say this, but on the other hand, they should have reported the case to the police as well because it shows the hospital did not properly check the level of damage done by be stabbings. Perhaps they just applied bandage and covering the wounds. There would have been an internal injury which abruptly ended the lady's life.
Wonderful!

So it is the police that would determine how to treat the victim?
Politics › Re: Facebook Shuts Down Nnamdi Kanu’s Page. IPOB Reacts by Oblongata: 9:35am On Jan 24, 2020
Arrewa:
Nnamdi Kanu is a smart guy who understands the Igbos very well. He knows the Igbos are people who are giving to delusion, they are energized by fake news, propaganda, rumors and hates. Be good at dishing them then you become a hero it doesn't matter the region you come from like FFK and Fayose just be sure you are dishing them out in support of Igbos interest and vision they will make you their celebrity and you can make a lot of money doing that if you involve business mind in it like Kanu and Uwazuruike

I have a biafra proponent in my area here that use to tell us some day light lies about biafra. Last November he said Trump has given Buhari two weeks to hold a lefulendom as he called it or he will move Americans army to Nigeria force Igbos out.

In November ending he said that the UN has given the Igbos date to leave Nigeria by February and that the UN army will be entry Nigeria from December to enforce this and many other things.

He even said that Nnamdi Kanu have commanded the Igbos to not return back to Nigeria when they go home for Christmas and that others should prepare to leave Nigeria latest by January.

lies and propaganda are the only weapons Kanu and IPOB have for the moment to continue to sway their gullible brainwashed followers and failure to do that spells doom for the organization.
This here is nothing but the truth...

You are a hero bro cool
Romance › Re: I Need Help!!! by Oblongata: 4:19pm On Jan 21, 2020
My candid advice aburo

Have ever been molested/abused while growing up?
Did you go through any trauma that might affect your relationship with humans?
Have you had bad memories about events caused by crowd ?
Have you ever been embarrassed in front of a crowd before and the memories still linger?

Might I suggest (from your write up) that you have dissociative identity disorder.

The cure? You need to be more social...

Join a church (if you are a xtian) and be a worker.
Or join school group.
And try to get a girl you would fall in love with.

Cheers
Politics › Re: Support For Amotekun Shows How Primitive Yoruba People Are – Miyetti Allah by Oblongata: 3:59pm On Jan 21, 2020
If the north don’t get their division tactics right and allow the south west, south east, south south to ally, that would be the end for the northerners... they are largely undeveloped and primitive. We might end up forming a country of only south sef... they have nothing to offer except population for votes and cows angry
Car Talk › Re: Accident Or Car Arson? by Oblongata: 5:08pm On Jan 19, 2020
It is very possible, if you stay on mercury cool
Politics › Re: Fayemi Says National Security Agencies Backed Amotekun by Oblongata: 7:27am On Jan 18, 2020
What people don’t really know is that the are ona kakanfo (Warrior General of the odua land) is the conveyer of this ‘amotekun’ of a thing...

He has conveyed security issues to the leaders of SW and by tradition they are bound to support him; whether anyone likes or not....

Amotekun is here to stay

Pets › Re: Adorable Lhasa Pups Are Available For New Homes.. Both Sex Available by Oblongata: 10:35pm On Jan 16, 2020
OsuGanja:
Both sex is 55k including delivery sir
55k for the 2? Or each?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Changed The Formation Of Their Team Of The Year To Accommodate Ronaldo. by Oblongata: 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2020
Messi and Ronaldo to play on the same wing? Lailai, Ronaldo no go pass, Messi go dey do solo... kolewerk cool

Bet who go fit use 424 as formation?

451 for dey better sef with lewandodo in front cool
Politics › Re: Current List Of Most Corrupt Countries In The World, Ghana Overthrows Nigeria by Oblongata: 5:59pm On Jan 16, 2020
chozzy:
That report is not from Transparency International

It's a US trustworthiness survey carried out in 73 countries.
Note that, Nigeria was not among the countries surveyed.

Besides, T. I hasn't released the 2019 corruption report yet.

The report from their website is still the 2018 report

The report never stated that Nigeria was not amongst the 73 countries surveyed...

You derived that on your own cool
Pets › Re: Adorable Lhasa Pups Are Available For New Homes.. Both Sex Available by Oblongata: 9:53am On Jan 16, 2020
How much? Ibadan, need 1 for my daughter’s birthday
Pets › Re: My Dog Doesn't Let Me Wash All Part Of His Body by Oblongata: 9:49am On Jan 16, 2020
Calabar man all the way cool
Pets › Re: AJESEH PET STORE.Elero, ASHI,BODIJA,IBADAN. by Oblongata: 9:42am On Jan 16, 2020
Do you have lahsa pups? Would like to get one for my daughter if it is affordable, General gas.
Health › Re: Alcohol After Taking Flagyl Could Lead To Death - Dr. Olufunmilayo by Oblongata: 9:13am On Jan 16, 2020
SouthSouth1914:
Pretty expository! Alcoholics will be disappointed!
disappointed ke? Who flagyl epp?
Na to stop dey take flagyl o
Crime › Re: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by Oblongata: 8:37am On Jan 16, 2020
madridguy:
Brilliant points but can we as well look at it this way, accepted she was forced to took the snipper, will her killer also hold her from rolling round the floor and scattered everywhere?
She could have been strangled or suffocated and the sniper forced down her throat after death cool

My submission is that they check all her male and female friends (past and present). If they can ascertain a motive, then murder case can suffice
Family › Re: I'm Back With Another Wahala.... Please I Need Your Input... by Oblongata: 9:15pm On Jan 15, 2020
My sister, get an hotel...simple!

You want to put yourself on hotseat? Make dem Dey say na you kee dia papa, because money wey him pikin suppose use treat him papa, say na you Dey chop am!

Nothing you fit to do wey go right for dem eyes, even if you wash the floor, dem go say na eye service.

Why not save yourself stress, and jeje go hotel, anything wey dem talk, u no go kuku hear. Do your part and japa after 2days...

Husband wey sabi him family and know wetin fit to happen been tell you say go hotel, you wan Dey form the girl is good ko?

That last episode no go reach wetin you wan go face, kontinu shogbo?
A word is enough for the wise
Celebrities › Re: Alleged Side Chick Confronted At Ikeja Mall By Nigerian Woman Cries Out by Oblongata: 7:00am On Jan 14, 2020
I talk am!

This thing na set up from day 1
Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Vows To Takeover Arsenal In 2021 by Oblongata: 9:20pm On Jan 13, 2020
Dangote! Dangote! Dangote!

How many times I hear am for my call?

Repeat after me ‘I over bind you village people in Jesus’s name’

Village people I Dey hail o...

Na heart attack una wan use end this man las las
Health › Re: Please Help Diagnose This Scalp Disease (Disturbing Photos) by Oblongata: 6:20pm On Jan 13, 2020
You probably did a very tight hairstyle for her...

Use Beecham ampliclux for her
Pets › Re: Male Lhasa Apso Dog For Mating /stud In Ibadan by Oblongata: 5:35pm On Jan 11, 2020
Ok please Incase you see a pup of it, I am interested. Just quote. Thanks
Phones › Re: Which Phone Apps Kept You Occupied In 2019? by Oblongata: 10:02am On Jan 02, 2020
Radio garden... I listen to music all over the world
Crime › Re: be good to everybody by Oblongata: 1:09pm On Jan 01, 2020
Sorry, what was the name of this film again?
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Most Painful Loss You Had This Year, 2019? by Oblongata: 11:22pm On Dec 30, 2019
viva1103:
Its very difficult to type it but i lost my darling mum today.
May the grace of God abide with you and yours.

Please take heart bro, it is well with you...

I lost my mum June this year and since then everything became a dream to me.

My darling mum embarassed

I know this sounds stupid but please google ‘how to overcome grief’, it sure helped me.

Be strong cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Olubunmi Diya Hires Lawyer As Husband, Gabriel Diya, And Children Drown In Spain by Oblongata: 10:00pm On Dec 29, 2019
Unfortunately nothing can bring them back!!!

Rest on cry
Health › Re: Please What Is The Cure For Atzmah Cough by Oblongata: 6:53am On Dec 28, 2019
Please sir, it is ‘asthma’ cough...

There is presently no cure but it can be well managed.

Change your environment to a more vegetational area

Run away from triggers like smoke, dust, etc

Ensure you take a lot of water always

Ensure you take your medication always and that you are not far from your ventolin

Don’t do any strenuous work or workout

Etc...

I have seen people that successfully overcame asthma. You too can do it.

God bless you
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Keeps Disturbing Me For Money by Oblongata: 8:27pm On Dec 27, 2019
Send the money to her husband.
Romance › Re: Curvy Lady Mobbed At Ghana Airport (Pictures, Video) by Oblongata: 5:41pm On Dec 27, 2019
But the thing is too much na

Mama the mama, we dey hail for we naija here o

Celebrities › Re: “ike Broke Up With Mercy After He Found Out She Slept With Cubana Chief Priest” by Oblongata: 1:09pm On Dec 27, 2019
officialflex:
Thunder will fire you for this evil story you just posted. I repeat thunder will strike you dead!!!

Why would you try to spoil someone's Image just because of traffic.
That is how they will do to you and any of your generation that tries to gain stardom.
This is evil!!! You human being are evil
Mercy spotted wink

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