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Get neomedrol cream

Use lavishly 3 times daily

Use azithromycin or fusine (please confirm from your pharmacist)

Should be gone in 3 - 5 days

Thank me later

OCEANMORGAN:

Lemme goan make money then by this entire place abeg

That was the first thing that came to mind...

May God bless our hustle

I was going for a friend’s birthday at water parks and I had many guys in my secondary school that could pull a ride, I knew I had to take my mum’s ride, I confided my plan to my late brother (who was in the university then), he concurred...

Before then I could only drive within the compound, it was my first time driving outside, I got carried away at water parks and before I could say jack robins, it was dark!

Shebi me wey Dey hustle to drive for day time no suppose wait till he reach night?

To drive from Allen to Berger became very tough, to make matters worse Some babes were like ‘please carry us to ogba’, me wey no good at all.. but thank God, there was no problem to ogba, and I dropped them successfully.

Fast forward
I nearly drove past my street at Ojodu before I realized hence I just steered straight into the street, no pointer, no stopping, no looking out for cars...

I just heard GBOSA!

Alas!!!

It was my dad I bashed!!!

On top that I didn’t make maths in WAEC!

I got the thrashing of my life that day, that I stopped driving for years until 2001

Driving no easy o

May God bless your union!

I love this judgement

extremelygolden:
Under interview pressure, you might not even remember to construct your sentence with such apt/ease/innovation/spontaneity and creativity.
What am I typing sef?

The first key to passing an interview is by being confident...

Over the years, I discovered the best way to get confident is to see the interviewers beneath you and that they don’t worth your time, but you just want to showcase your talents to them, and don’t really care if given or not.

Yes I am very creative...

My spontaneity and innovative skills in the face of an impending challenge enables me to create new channels to solving problems with apt ease.

My 2 scents

Change your wardrobe, and if possible, your home...

Buy skineal and use lavishly

Use arithromysin, day and night...

See a pharmacy to confirm what I wrote up here

She is simply confused

First mistake

Dem no be mates

Black is truly beautiful

I wonder why people bleach!

mzBEAM:
Blowjôb?

yeah baby

This is simply excess waste of taxpayers funds

[quote author= post=84437800]Better to remain single than to marry a man or woman that will send you to early grave![/quote]Many of them might be searching o...

The other day Eniola Badmus said if God gives her another person husband, she go collect am

Tonto is getting old, time is creeping in fast...

How long can she hang on the seemingly thin thread of fame?

With Churchill saga over, bobrisky bff didn’t seem to bring her much trend, Stella drama sef is fizzling out, I wonder what next!

Meanwhile I am pretty sure Stella and tonto are gisting right now both giving themselves a high five ...

But alas!!!

They will fizzle out

YorubaPrince:
@bolded.

Not everyone is based in 9ja. In the western part of the globe it's just 10:20pm in the midwest and 8:20pm in the Pacific. Your mentality is very similar to these FRSC and other incompetent governmental agencies in 9ja.

True

But God forbid me to have 9ja government agency mentality

We Dey quarrel? Why you dey yap me

Na wa o

See comments for 2 a.m early morning, una no Dey sleep?

Sat Nav is better than google map if it were to be used by the driver only

Google map can cause huge distraction leading to unnecessary accidents

But can be used by the passenger in the car

wareh:
Don't you think you are the mumu in this case? You almost ran him down and still were unaware.
We shouldn't have mad men like you on our roads you know.

abi?

You should see the way okadas in Ibadan ride...

As if they are all confused or out to get you.

I thought Opc members were fortified? What na happened?

Cybergeek001:
Is it the challenge at Ilorin you are talking about??

nope, challenge at Ibadan

The lady drop the wire one time

Frustrated people everywhere....

That was how I was driving past gate in Ibadan when some random okada guy parked my car down, he said I almost hit him a while ago at challenge, dude spent half of his day trailing me

I couldn’t even remember the incident that took place at challenge but I realized people are frustrated, I just gave him 5hundy and said ‘pele aburo’, the mumu even bent down to say thank you...

Frustrated people everywhere I tell you

Location please?

I want GOW4 and days gone

Preciousify:
Pls NYSC CAMP is different from NYSC SECRETARIAT.
Camp is at Iyana Ipaja while Secretariat is at Surulere.

oh sorry about that...

Fuadeiza:
Please, I need the direction, what buses or cab to board, where to stop and stuffs , Thanks

Take a bus going to ketu/mile 12, drop at ketu, take a bus going to iyana ipaja from ketu garage, when you get to iyana ipaja, ask anyone where NYSC is, they will direct you...

PublicHealthNig:
Its Our duty to warn the public of any danger that could undermine their health

Keep up the good work!

Thanks for the sensitization

Is that not a python? It is non venomous na, no cause for alarm

Meanwhile, lalasticlala right now

Ant wey resemble ram... RAMpAnt

Fazeman25:
Not everybody from d middle belt & north is a dunce. Its very bad 2 stereotype especially pple that u have never even been 2 their place nor mingle with them before

Most cultists are dunce!

I never said anything about middle belt or north!!!

If you ask all these ones to say a simple English sentence, you go fear

This has no direct effect on the table of Nigerians...

That is why Nigeria is backwards, we prioritize nonentity...

This news is just power tussle, it has no effect on the economy...

Social media bill is just about election, it has no effect on the economy...

Brethren

I charge us to emancipate ourselves from mental slavery...

NwaAmaikpe:



There's a lot to be bothered about and not this.
This is indeed the height of misplaced priorities.

Someone that should be worried that she is yet to register for antenatal classes is more concerned over the Social Media Bill.

The truth is,
Our leaders have failed us and so has she.
"Hanty please when wee you born?" we are tired of waiting.

And many lazy yoots will like this attention craving raving yoot...

I pity our future

RDR 2 has many glitches, and many other open world like GTA, and watchdogs

Did you notice most games with cartridges don’t have glitches even the open world?

I haven’t noticed any glitch on any of the Nintendo consoles, even Zelda that is an open world doesn’t have

Most glitches occur in fifa and pes