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Nairaland General › Re: How Workers Decorated Their Workplace With Creative Christmas Trees by Oblongata: 7:31pm On Dec 22, 2019
Explorers:
Xmas tree of tyres by soldiers serving.
By far this is the best!

If you know, you know wink
Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Don’t Take Pics With Guns And Money But You Could Still End Up Dead by Oblongata: 10:44am On Dec 22, 2019
Snoop rubbished Number 4 on the 10 crack commandments;

Never get high on your own supply

If Snoop shoulda died 2 decades ago he woulda been a legend now

You nobody till somebody kills you
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by Oblongata: 9:47am On Dec 22, 2019
rentAcock:
Wow its been 18yrs shocked I remember that year she won, I was ecstatic and shocked. I grew up with 3 sisters and they loved watching the Miss World pageant. Year after year it was the Indians or Brazilians that dominated the contest. The day Agbani Darego won, it felt as though Nigeria had won the World Cup. The girl was so classy and carried herself with grace even till today. She's on a different echelon from the likes of Tasha and co. Happy birthday!
where you spoil everything na when you begin dey mention tasha and co. Miles apart bro angry
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2019
Nwodosis:
Then concentrate only on your Mum, Sisters and Daughters. Stop deceiving other people's daughters in the name of relationship since they are not worthy of financial stress!
leave am na kid...

Dude is most probably not married sef, he dey here dey form sense grin

No give your wife money for food dey expect her to pet you, when no be nollywood grin
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 8:38am On Dec 22, 2019
Godoverevery:
well I guess maybe I should have typed in ur native language so u can understand .....FYI bro u can decide to give ur gf 10million Wen she come visit....and I can decide to give mine 5h.
we make money differently and run our life separately .
so you know we run our lives separately yet you are there asking for other people’s view ko?

Better go face your hustle, Dey there dey give babe shinkili 1000 from 5000, before you know am, he go begin Dey give am N50. Dey there make pant dey wear you tongue
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 7:26am On Dec 22, 2019
My brother, giving a lady 1k for tp na oshe na cool

As we dey find good wife, na so our babes dey find good husband...

Though she sef mess up, she no suppose talk anything, she suppose keep quiet and pray to God for another better guy...

My brother, as a man it is your fault for not adequately providing for your woman, ask her for forgiveness and hustle harder...

Nairaland done Dey turn something else wey sissy boys full every...

Oya please I have a problem too o, I am going to church now and I don’t know what I will wear, please I need epp cheesy
Crime › Re: Can She Treat Her Daughter Like This? JUSTICE DEMANDED (disturbing Video) by Oblongata: 8:33pm On Dec 21, 2019
That is not a woman, that is a monster!!!

Brethren please hustle hard so that your children will not suffer cool
Food › Re: Xmas Family Pack.....full YOUR POT!!!! by Oblongata: 8:19pm On Dec 21, 2019
Location
Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu At Wesley College, Massachusetts, USA, 1975 (Throwback Photo) by Oblongata: 3:02pm On Dec 21, 2019
powerfulguy:
I dont know her
Indomie noodles grin
Politics › Re: Developers To Build 8,200-Unit Hostel In LASU As Sanwo-Olu Seals Deal by Oblongata: 2:59pm On Dec 21, 2019
seborrhic:
8200 units of hostel or of bed space?
Does this Op even know what 8k units of housing looks like?I doubt.
na you add ‘of’ for the matter...

Read again angry
Celebrities › Re: 'Star Wars' Premiere: John Boyega Rocks Yoruba Attire (Photos) by Oblongata: 10:27am On Dec 21, 2019
Ishilove:
Proudly Nigerian. (Him, not me)
Nigeria is pretty messed up, and frustrating...
But I think it’s high time we started being proud of Nigeria and it’s heritage.

If we don’t feel proud for Nigeria, who will?
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by Oblongata: 9:20pm On Dec 19, 2019
The name is

Lala sneh grin
Sports › Re: Neil Shipperley Sentenced For Public Masturbation by Oblongata: 10:00am On Dec 19, 2019
He was just emulating Chelsea fans na? grin

Culture › Re: Court Sacks Idowu Adediwura As Obalufe Of Ife, Orders Replacement by Oblongata: 6:41am On Dec 12, 2019
chinavs9ja:
I don't even know the job of these Obas sef undecided Unlike the 70s and 80s where they are very active, protect the integrity of their people. But now, Reverse is the case they are all after money. I am confused as they all kept mute regarding what is happening in Nigeria currently angry


Check my signature biko
Na dem vote?
Phones › Re: Which Phone Will You Recommend, Budget Is 68k by Oblongata: 11:11pm On Dec 10, 2019
I phone 6s will be great
Family › Re: This Is An Ugly Truth Of Life by Oblongata: 7:06pm On Dec 10, 2019
smartolala:
My parents hired a maid to look after me and my immediate younger sister when we were 7 and 4 years old respectively.Because both of them were early riser and kind of busy people.

Me and my sister got attached to the maid within some days and fell for her affection toward us.she was great in her job and cooked really good food and provide the nurture teenagers like us deserves.

My mom used to take feedback from me and my sister of her work.I used to praise her a lot .I was even insinuating that she was better than my mother.

One day we were on our dinning table of six sitting capacity. My mom asked the maid to seat on the floor and eat because she normally eat after we finished our dinner.

I asked my mom why can't she sit with us and have her dinner? She is a great maid and take care of me and my sister.

My mom replied son,you don't know the social customs. Eat your food.We will discuss it later.

I started arguing with my mom.

My father said just shut up your mouth and eat.Don't talk while eating.within me I was thinking that my parents are cruel by their actions.

The following day when me and my sister came back from school,during lunch,I asked the maid to come and sit with us on the dinning table and have food.

She refused first,but I insisted because I thought she deserved some respect from me.

After 2 months she started gossip about my mom behind her.

She used to tell me how cruel my mom is to her.Initially I was supporting her because of my attachment to her.

Then,she took it to another level and started gossiping with other maids in the neighborhood.

Not long,she started commanding me and my sister for many things ,Do that,Do this.Her behaviour started changing slowly.

She started cooking bad food during launch time as per her own taste.I don't like spicy food.Still she commanded me to eat like that.

One day my mom came home early from market and met her shouting at us.My mom asked her,Take your salary and get out from my house.I told my mom the whole story,I requested her not to tell my father.

My mom promised not tell my father,but remember son,always keep the person where he/she belongs.

That day I realized that our parents might not be always there for us,but they will never harm us and always protect us.

No body can replace your real mother.Though my mom is late,till now the advice is evergreen.

Thanks for reading.
Great stuff

I currently went through almost same thing, I recently lost my mum, and out of pity I decided that her maid come to work with us as we just sacked our maid due to petty lies and stealing.
My wife decided to treat this ‘new maid’ very well, bought her clothes, even brought 2 of her children to be staying with us. Her kids are similar age to mine...

My wife treated her like a sister which I was overtly against; not that I hate anyone, but I am just a staunch believer of placing people.

Few weeks later her children waged war on mine, I got home seeing new marks on my ‘ajebo’ Children...

The lady goes out at will and comes back anytime, she sometime says she is tired hence no work from her that day, it was like we were working for her... meanwhile I was busy enjoying everything happening because I wanted my wife to learn from it.

I later chased her away before she chased us away grin

Don’t be wicked to your maids but always place them else they will see your spouse, you or your children as threats
Celebrities › Re: We Had The World Cup, You Had Cardi B - South African Rapper AKA by Oblongata: 4:36pm On Dec 10, 2019
Abfinest007:
he is talking out of point.what has d cardi b visit got to do with d world cup
He was high actually

Dude wanted to say ‘miss universe’
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 6:36am On Dec 10, 2019
soberdrunk:
A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam...... angry
This is an old trick in the book, usually, the child is innocent grin
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 6:35am On Dec 10, 2019
soberdrunk:
A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam...... angry
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 1:04am On Dec 10, 2019
soberdrunk:
A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam...... angry
This has been happening since na!

Usually the boys are used true true, the scammer believes mob can’t do anything to a small child and last last na to chop slaps

Na old school scamming sef, na the eediot wey Dey the shop deserves slap
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Celebrities Angry With Cardi B For Wasting Their Time by Oblongata: 10:16pm On Dec 08, 2019
midolian:
I hope the mistake in the name the first angry Ghanaian mentioned is not deliberate

I can see iamcsrdib and not iamcardib
she no go fit quote the real cardi b na grin

You wan koba her...

Person wey still Dey gate Dey wait am even till now cheesy
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 9:53pm On Dec 08, 2019
imam07:
messi spokeman. He told u 3 yrs remain fir him
CR7 for life, happy now?
Romance › Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Oblongata: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2019
Nostalgia grin

Dude your mind is playing games on you, I was like you more than 20 yrs ago...

Don’t use 2 condoms again, it could cause friction in between and create holes big enough for sperm to permeate

Use 1 condom next time...

And No, she is not pregnant, just sick!
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 9:45pm On Dec 08, 2019
imam07:
go kill am if he no retire. Messi go play till eternity abi. Sense is far from u.
Messi has 3 years more than CR7 I.e he is approximately 3 years younger than cr7, oga ade, you don’t need to insult me, it is unnecessary...
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 7:51pm On Dec 08, 2019
He will soon overtake him in everything, shebi Ronaldo go soon retire? A lot can be achieved by Messi in the 3 years difference
Crime › Re: Lagos Teacher Breaks Pupil’s Arm While Flogging Him Over Test by Oblongata: 7:35am On Dec 08, 2019
If na the prinspa pikin, he go gree?
Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Idemudia Apologizes For Using Bible As Ashtray While Smoking by Oblongata: 10:07am On Dec 07, 2019
We would have believed you if you had used Koran...

We were all expecting you to say this na!

Politics › Re: Ex-President Obasanjo’s Adviser & Atiku Loyalist, Titi Ajanaku, Dies At 73 by Oblongata: 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2019
Rip
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by Oblongata: 2:45pm On Dec 03, 2019
Both go hand in hand and you must strive to maintain a balance without tilting...

Both are equally important...
Crime › Re: Selling Weed Is In My Blood - Suspect by Oblongata: 8:52am On Dec 03, 2019
Sirpee01:
....
The Nigga NAS
Originator is Notorious B.I.G

Ten crack commandments by Biggie smalls
Sports › Re: Messi Shows His 6th Ballon D'or Awards by Oblongata: 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2019
BUSHHUNTER:
Funny enough he can't say ' how are you' in English
You think say him be English slave like una grin
Crime › Re: Selling Weed Is In My Blood - Suspect by Oblongata: 7:08pm On Dec 02, 2019
Ten crack commandments

He broke Rule number 4

Never get high on your own supply cheesy

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