Nairaland General › Re: How Workers Decorated Their Workplace With Creative Christmas Trees by Oblongata: 7:31pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Explorers: Xmas tree of tyres by soldiers serving. By far this is the best! If you know, you know  |
Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Don’t Take Pics With Guns And Money But You Could Still End Up Dead by Oblongata: 10:44am On Dec 22, 2019 |
Snoop rubbished Number 4 on the 10 crack commandments;
Never get high on your own supply
If Snoop shoulda died 2 decades ago he woulda been a legend now
You nobody till somebody kills you |
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by Oblongata: 9:47am On Dec 22, 2019 |
rentAcock: Wow its been 18yrs I remember that year she won, I was ecstatic and shocked. I grew up with 3 sisters and they loved watching the Miss World pageant. Year after year it was the Indians or Brazilians that dominated the contest. The day Agbani Darego won, it felt as though Nigeria had won the World Cup. The girl was so classy and carried herself with grace even till today. She's on a different echelon from the likes of Tasha and co. Happy birthday! where you spoil everything na when you begin dey mention tasha and co. Miles apart bro  |
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2019 |
Nwodosis: Then concentrate only on your Mum, Sisters and Daughters. Stop deceiving other people's daughters in the name of relationship since they are not worthy of financial stress! leave am na kid... Dude is most probably not married sef, he dey here dey form sense  No give your wife money for food dey expect her to pet you, when no be nollywood  |
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 8:38am On Dec 22, 2019 |
Godoverevery: well I guess maybe I should have typed in ur native language so u can understand .....FYI bro u can decide to give ur gf 10million Wen she come visit....and I can decide to give mine 5h. we make money differently and run our life separately . so you know we run our lives separately yet you are there asking for other people’s view ko? Better go face your hustle, Dey there dey give babe shinkili 1000 from 5000, before you know am, he go begin Dey give am N50. Dey there make pant dey wear you  |
Family › Re: as by Oblongata: 7:26am On Dec 22, 2019 |
My brother, giving a lady 1k for tp na oshe na  As we dey find good wife, na so our babes dey find good husband... Though she sef mess up, she no suppose talk anything, she suppose keep quiet and pray to God for another better guy... My brother, as a man it is your fault for not adequately providing for your woman, ask her for forgiveness and hustle harder... Nairaland done Dey turn something else wey sissy boys full every... Oya please I have a problem too o, I am going to church now and I don’t know what I will wear, please I need epp  |
Crime › Re: Can She Treat Her Daughter Like This? JUSTICE DEMANDED (disturbing Video) by Oblongata: 8:33pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
That is not a woman, that is a monster!!! Brethren please hustle hard so that your children will not suffer  |
Food › Re: Xmas Family Pack.....full YOUR POT!!!! by Oblongata: 8:19pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Onyeka Onwenu At Wesley College, Massachusetts, USA, 1975 (Throwback Photo) by Oblongata: 3:02pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Developers To Build 8,200-Unit Hostel In LASU As Sanwo-Olu Seals Deal by Oblongata: 2:59pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
seborrhic: 8200 units of hostel or of bed space? Does this Op even know what 8k units of housing looks like?I doubt. na you add ‘of’ for the matter... Read again  |
Celebrities › Re: 'Star Wars' Premiere: John Boyega Rocks Yoruba Attire (Photos) by Oblongata: 10:27am On Dec 21, 2019 |
Ishilove: Proudly Nigerian. (Him, not me) Nigeria is pretty messed up, and frustrating... But I think it’s high time we started being proud of Nigeria and it’s heritage. If we don’t feel proud for Nigeria, who will? |
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by Oblongata: 9:20pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
The name is Lala sneh  |
Sports › Re: Neil Shipperley Sentenced For Public Masturbation by Oblongata: 10:00am On Dec 19, 2019 |
He was just emulating Chelsea fans na? 
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Culture › Re: Court Sacks Idowu Adediwura As Obalufe Of Ife, Orders Replacement by Oblongata: 6:41am On Dec 12, 2019 |
chinavs9ja: I don't even know the job of these Obas sef Unlike the 70s and 80s where they are very active, protect the integrity of their people. But now, Reverse is the case they are all after money. I am confused as they all kept mute regarding what is happening in Nigeria currently 
Check my signature biko Na dem vote? |
Phones › Re: Which Phone Will You Recommend, Budget Is 68k by Oblongata: 11:11pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
I phone 6s will be great |
Family › Re: This Is An Ugly Truth Of Life by Oblongata: 7:06pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
smartolala: My parents hired a maid to look after me and my immediate younger sister when we were 7 and 4 years old respectively.Because both of them were early riser and kind of busy people.
Me and my sister got attached to the maid within some days and fell for her affection toward us.she was great in her job and cooked really good food and provide the nurture teenagers like us deserves.
My mom used to take feedback from me and my sister of her work.I used to praise her a lot .I was even insinuating that she was better than my mother.
One day we were on our dinning table of six sitting capacity. My mom asked the maid to seat on the floor and eat because she normally eat after we finished our dinner.
I asked my mom why can't she sit with us and have her dinner? She is a great maid and take care of me and my sister.
My mom replied son,you don't know the social customs. Eat your food.We will discuss it later.
I started arguing with my mom.
My father said just shut up your mouth and eat.Don't talk while eating.within me I was thinking that my parents are cruel by their actions.
The following day when me and my sister came back from school,during lunch,I asked the maid to come and sit with us on the dinning table and have food.
She refused first,but I insisted because I thought she deserved some respect from me.
After 2 months she started gossip about my mom behind her.
She used to tell me how cruel my mom is to her.Initially I was supporting her because of my attachment to her.
Then,she took it to another level and started gossiping with other maids in the neighborhood.
Not long,she started commanding me and my sister for many things ,Do that,Do this.Her behaviour started changing slowly.
She started cooking bad food during launch time as per her own taste.I don't like spicy food.Still she commanded me to eat like that.
One day my mom came home early from market and met her shouting at us.My mom asked her,Take your salary and get out from my house.I told my mom the whole story,I requested her not to tell my father.
My mom promised not tell my father,but remember son,always keep the person where he/she belongs.
That day I realized that our parents might not be always there for us,but they will never harm us and always protect us.
No body can replace your real mother.Though my mom is late,till now the advice is evergreen.
Thanks for reading. Great stuff I currently went through almost same thing, I recently lost my mum, and out of pity I decided that her maid come to work with us as we just sacked our maid due to petty lies and stealing. My wife decided to treat this ‘new maid’ very well, bought her clothes, even brought 2 of her children to be staying with us. Her kids are similar age to mine... My wife treated her like a sister which I was overtly against; not that I hate anyone, but I am just a staunch believer of placing people. Few weeks later her children waged war on mine, I got home seeing new marks on my ‘ajebo’ Children... The lady goes out at will and comes back anytime, she sometime says she is tired hence no work from her that day, it was like we were working for her... meanwhile I was busy enjoying everything happening because I wanted my wife to learn from it. I later chased her away before she chased us away  Don’t be wicked to your maids but always place them else they will see your spouse, you or your children as threats |
Celebrities › Re: We Had The World Cup, You Had Cardi B - South African Rapper AKA by Oblongata: 4:36pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Abfinest007: he is talking out of point.what has d cardi b visit got to do with d world cup He was high actually Dude wanted to say ‘miss universe’ |
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 6:36am On Dec 10, 2019 |
soberdrunk: A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam......  This is an old trick in the book, usually, the child is innocent  |
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 6:35am On Dec 10, 2019 |
soberdrunk: A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam......  |
Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Used To Perpetrate Rice Fraud In Lagos In Tears by Oblongata: 1:04am On Dec 10, 2019 |
soberdrunk: A "12 years old" street boy that picks carton to sell on the street is = 25 years old in civilised country age. I can say with 98% certainty that this boy is far from innocent, this is a well planned scam......  This has been happening since na! Usually the boys are used true true, the scammer believes mob can’t do anything to a small child and last last na to chop slaps Na old school scamming sef, na the eediot wey Dey the shop deserves slap |
Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Celebrities Angry With Cardi B For Wasting Their Time by Oblongata: 10:16pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
midolian: I hope the mistake in the name the first angry Ghanaian mentioned is not deliberate
I can see iamcsrdib and not iamcardib she no go fit quote the real cardi b na  You wan koba her... Person wey still Dey gate Dey wait am even till now  |
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 9:53pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
imam07: messi spokeman. He told u 3 yrs remain fir him CR7 for life, happy now? |
Romance › Re: Please Can Somebody Help Me by Oblongata: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Nostalgia  Dude your mind is playing games on you, I was like you more than 20 yrs ago... Don’t use 2 condoms again, it could cause friction in between and create holes big enough for sperm to permeate Use 1 condom next time... And No, she is not pregnant, just sick! |
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 9:45pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
imam07: go kill am if he no retire. Messi go play till eternity abi. Sense is far from u. Messi has 3 years more than CR7 I.e he is approximately 3 years younger than cr7, oga ade, you don’t need to insult me, it is unnecessary... |
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Oblongata: 7:51pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
He will soon overtake him in everything, shebi Ronaldo go soon retire? A lot can be achieved by Messi in the 3 years difference |
Crime › Re: Lagos Teacher Breaks Pupil’s Arm While Flogging Him Over Test by Oblongata: 7:35am On Dec 08, 2019 |
If na the prinspa pikin, he go gree? |
Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Idemudia Apologizes For Using Bible As Ashtray While Smoking by Oblongata: 10:07am On Dec 07, 2019 |
We would have believed you if you had used Koran...
We were all expecting you to say this na!
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Politics › Re: Ex-President Obasanjo’s Adviser & Atiku Loyalist, Titi Ajanaku, Dies At 73 by Oblongata: 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2019 |
Rip |
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by Oblongata: 2:45pm On Dec 03, 2019 |
Both go hand in hand and you must strive to maintain a balance without tilting...
Both are equally important... |
Crime › Re: Selling Weed Is In My Blood - Suspect by Oblongata: 8:52am On Dec 03, 2019 |
Sirpee01: .... The Nigga NAS Originator is Notorious B.I.G Ten crack commandments by Biggie smalls |
Sports › Re: Messi Shows His 6th Ballon D'or Awards by Oblongata: 11:35pm On Dec 02, 2019 |
BUSHHUNTER: Funny enough he can't say ' how are you' in English You think say him be English slave like una  |
Crime › Re: Selling Weed Is In My Blood - Suspect by Oblongata: 7:08pm On Dec 02, 2019 |
Ten crack commandments He broke Rule number 4 Never get high on your own supply  |