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Are u saying Peter Mbah didn’t serve the NYSC?

See me cheeks like Dele Odule own. Na this man de nack Yinka Bad*** for Branch Operations. E don use money spoil her life lol

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This bridge is shut for at least 2months every year like every Minister for Works is trying to prove their competence with it.

I just pity Lagosians cos that bridge serves almost 70% of Mainland dwellers.

E get one guy for LUTH that time wey de do this thing, Gunz abi Wetin be en name sef

They know most yorubas don’t understand English 🤣

What school is this?
See me rushing to see the 1st class sef.
I had to go to 8th page on Google before the school name popped up.

Pls go back to Unilag and study Linguistics. Cos even with a Pass (and 3 extra yrs in that course), u will still be better than you currently are.

😩😩😩

MimiSheWrote:
Not like it matters, but I live outside which doesn't limit my understanding of the situation in my home country(Nigeria)
You don't need to experience a bone fracture to know what it feels like.

Know not feel.
U will only have an idea what the pain feels like but do you really feel the pain?
U lots write rubbish so eloquently that it is difficult for intelligent people to relate.
Keep the fire burning, the gullible ones on here will take you serious!

They should give him Moyo Lawal for him to get the deek🤣

foleskay:
Obo olora je kin gbo ise e wo nw. Gbe mi de be jor

Shey o lowo lower abi alawin ni e🤷🏾‍♂️

God rested on the Sabbath day (Sunday) so why can’t humans do the same?
They are just obeying the call of nature.

Zonefree:
Ten Million naira can get me 3 corolla and about 15 Nigerian girls...why should I waste my 10M on this carton?

15 Nigerian girls and 30 STDs🤣

If na here dem put Nnamdi Kalu, e for don renounce Biafra teytey🤣

DevilsEqual:
How was this switch even possible

Did u have to go get B.sc in nursing to be able to advance further to this stage?

Yes.

Studied Mass Communication but now a nurse in the US.

Thank God for growth, I for de Naija de argue with that Oseni boy for AriseTv now🤣

The ‘Abeg nor do coup before I return’ meeting.

Incompetent fraudster, jetting out of the country a day before the nation goes on nationwide strike and tribunal rules the judgment on the mandate he stole.

Shameless drug pusher!

Op, if they dash u sense, u will still go bankrupt from it!

Why u nor add Olagunsoye Oyinlola and Otedola to the pic

Only Ambode dreamt of that plan and would have finished it in 4yrs if they didn’t frustrate him out

Once I can’t afford one satchet of Erujeje, o ti red niyen.

May God not kill Iya Semiu for under Ijora bridge wey de give us shekpe on credit those days wey boiz de hustle.

Now we de shut down lounges and clubs in Miami and Vegas

Oluwa Lo Seyi
Alhahimudullahi
😁

Kudos to Ambode.
Best Lagos Gov ever!

Make e pity Naija students wey just collect visa o🤣🤣🤣
Dem never even make money to repay POF gbese for lagos

Good!
Make e invite Adebole to the coronation so he can dine with the Orishas
Awon oniyeye

Uneducated people don’t know about the legal process of divorce and the perks for women.

Come abroad, both uneducated and educated de pursue the husband once they know the house would be theirs and child support go choke lol

Inferiority complex!

Don’t fake it, speak normally and clearly. Remember most of the Americans speak worse English than you.

Take charge, be in control and as long as you speak fluently and clearly with good diction and grammar, you will win.

Except u r a teenager that can twist tongue clearly, don’t form the accent. U will end up sounding embarrassingly stupid.

Not surprised, Yomi Casual too has two kids lol

My Boss!
Such a rare gem!

This would have been Tinubu but he was lucky to escape the drug case in Chicago and smart enough never to go back to the US.

That black rag should be banned everywhere. Those head slamming cultists hide a lot under that masquerade-like attire; guns, vibrating panties, sometimes the tabatiada-reciting id1ots are even naked under.

Brainwashed fo0ls that should be exterminated from the civilised world!

Do fake birth certificate jare

But dem nor de climb them again, na doggy dem de do now.

BTW, u can just w@NK to save urself from the stress or fear of diabolical powers

Igbo pple don relocate to the North🤣

Took £2bn aid to land on the moon lunar pole ahead of the country that gave you the aid.
UK is foolish 🤣

Never sh1t where u eat!

Except u can take the food to another toilet and sh1t while u eat😁

In the words of the late Akogun ‘mo like furo bi moshey like oguro’
RIP DaGrin.
If u nor die, who be Olamide wey de form Jayz