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TV/Movies › Re: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by obstead200(m): 6:55pm On Jan 16, 2016

Elxandre:
Na your type zombie dey bite for first episode

I would choose Breaking Bad!
I need to teach Skyler White how to be loyal in her next life.
Hank would hear It from me too....

I'd like to marry Khalessi in GoT too , but I just have to deal with Skyler first

Lalasticlala Seun Mukina2 Ishilove etc
Come and see this interesting topic o.

badooo!!!!
I AM also thinking in the same direction.
But I wud also love to be alan shore in boston legal, raymond reddington in blacklist and that sharp guy in suits

I wud like to be jon snow in game of thrones ( I can swear that we will see that guy in season 6) he did not die.

Crime › Re: Exxonmobil Engineer Rapes Teenager, Gives Her N1,000 To Console Her by obstead200(m): 1:18pm On Jan 15, 2016

MadCow1:
The guy is a paedophile. .

A Man who has a good job and can afford to buy as many poossies as he wants opted to go for a 14 year old girl and not that she consented but rather forced her and performed the act in front of a 3 year old baby.

The guy is mentally disturbed.

I say he should be locked in a psychiatric ward.

[size=13pt]There is more to this story than meets the eye.
I think the 14 year old was a willing accomplice. she only assumed that the 3 year old is too young to understand what happened.
Unfortunately she did. and her parents were already looking for a case against the landlord. He just fell right into the trap.

anyway, Rape is Rape. sleeping with a minor constitutes statutory rape (if she is really a minor (Naija can tell horrible lies when they mean to bring u down)) and should be punished.[/size]

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Business › Re: CBN Stops Sales Of Forex To Bureax-De-Change by obstead200(m): 10:31am On Jan 12, 2016

doctokwus:
This cbn governor is a dunce.
Is he not aware the bdc and abokis source their dollars mainly from banks?
The banks will simply sell their deposits and up goes the rate again.
Wonder when this Emefiele will be sacked.

I think u are very wrong.
the banks are not allowed to arbitrarily sell dollar deposits. Because If I deposit cash in dollars in a bank, I fully expect to get it back in dollars. so which deposit will the banks sell?

Literature › Re: Sense Of Patriotism! A Nigerian Use The National Pledge As A Poem by obstead200(m): 8:32pm On Jan 11, 2016

JimsonJaat001:
I pledge to Nigeria,my country
To face anything on her behalf with courage,effontery and bravery
To stand by- whether I am less needed or she needs me most
To make her Great Britain; no matter it cost.

To be faithful,loyal and honest
To do within my power for her nothing but my best
To always hold The Truth as my warrant
To run for her whether notice or unnoticed,progressive errant.

To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To give her one hundred percent of me with no curve or bent
To always seek the best for her as long as I breath
To hold her to my very heart and part with it not even for a second breath.

To defend her unity
No matter how the future seem cloudy,stormy and full of uncertainty
To regard every Nigeria's son and daughter as my kin
To do for them the very best of my very self,and if possible everything.

To uphold her honour and glory
To add my success story to the book that carry her heroes' story
I vow to make for her, Julius Caesar's victory and sacrifice
And make of her history, a reference pleasant and nice .

So help me,God
To be for her,till the last drop of my blood and breath,like a spinal cord
To do those good and sweet things I plan to do for Mother Nigeria
To fulfill my vow before I breath my last for my country,Nigeria.
- Jimson Jaat Taofik

nice job man.
But I think u shud work more on perfecting the rhyme. All those repetition of rhyming words could be removed if u think carefully.
Check the bolded for a sample modifications

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Wore My Natural Hair To Look For A Job And Here Is What Happened by obstead200(m): 2:40pm On Jan 11, 2016

Chanchit:
Its this singlenaijagirl gan gan that I want to see sef not the hair alone, just try get a job in the media and possibly get an OAP job.

Gbam!!!!!

you have said it all. The girl has a way with words. she is going places.

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Romance › Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by obstead200(m): 2:19pm On Jan 11, 2016

schumastic:
igbo boy to the kor, u can't just help but love us. at least he took you shopping spree, spend time with you and most importantly gave you ''AWESOME SEX'', wow else were you expecting? a ring on the finger after agreeing to b his of on first date..my friend swerve

hahahaha

right on point bro.

Romance › Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by obstead200(m): 2:16pm On Jan 11, 2016

LaurelP:
I thought the guy did one big thing to her

see me see wahala ooooo.
as far as I am concerned, the guy did absolutely nothing wrong. he simply took her shopping, took her on trips, too her to movies and chop her punany (his reward).
The girl on her own part offered nothing to the relationship except to complain and to hope for the world to come to her feet. The guy does not deserve to be called a demon.
and the girl is not a saint either. She is a glorified runs girl.

FWB (friends with benefit) my foot!!!!!

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TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by obstead200(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016

emerged01:
Chai! My wife go dey tell make I go watch ball outside because she wan watch telemundi

lol
Luckily my wife gat no time for such channels. The only thing she watches is E. Apart from dat, she spends all her spare time either watching any programme I chose to watch or using instagram and Facebook on her phone.
It is my duty to ensure she always has data

TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by obstead200(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016

emerged01:
Chai! My wife go dey tell make I go watch ball outside because she wan watch telemundi

lol
Luckily my wife gat no time for such channels. The only she watches is E. Apart from dat, she spends all her spare time either watching any programme I chose to watch or using histogram and Facebook on her phone.
It is my duty to ensure she always has data

TV/Movies › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between DSTV & Unhappy Customer by obstead200(m): 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2016

emerged01:
Chai! My wife go dey tell make I go watch ball outside because she wan watch telemundi

lol
Luckily my wife gat no time for such channels. The only thing she watches is E. Apart from dat, she spends all her spare time either watching any programme I chose to watch or using histogram and Facebook on her phone.
It is my duty to ensure she always has data

Celebrities › Re: “don’t Turn Davido To An ATM, Get A Job” – Dr. Ola Balogun Tells Sophia Momodu by obstead200(m): 12:04pm On Jan 07, 2016

dragonking2:
Most naija ladies are nothing but money hungry leeches who are willing to do anything to hook a rich guy just to turn him to their ATM....Men, shine your eyes... However, it is good for davido, marry and settle down with a decent hardworking lady you no gree.

[size=14pt]Davido is expected to pay child support. It is very very very wrong for davido to just pick the child and walk away. If he really wants to keep the child exclusively for himself, the least he could do is to pay sophia off. tell her to name her price and he pays it up immediately and make her sign an agreement[/size].

Travel › Re: My Horrible Experience At Murtala Mohammed Airport::::::(see pictures):::::::::: by obstead200(m): 11:53am On Jan 07, 2016

magicminister:
All the buses that are meant to shuttle passengers from the parking lots to the murtala mohammed international airport are no longer working due to lack of maintenace. May i remind you that there were all bought brand new some years back
Passengers have to trek miles in order to move from parking lot to air-port and vice versa.
I was unfortunate enough to have been at the airport yesterday and i ended up with severe back pain due to the trekking and load i tagged along.

Secondly, the car park toll gate was malfunctioning and the security men took maximum advantage. instead of paying at the cashier's desk, the security men would accept a token from vehicles and let them pass.

Please, how low can we go in this country?

Last time I used the international airport, a taxi dropped me right at the entrance to the terminal. so stop crying foul when u can afford a taxi
Yes I agree, the situation is bad. But.....................

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Phones › Re: Guys: Do You Remember Buying And Using Any Of These? by obstead200(m): 11:34am On Jan 07, 2016

Explorers:
12. Sendo S (Another small sendo by MTN).

my first smartphone. I got it for 25000 then. 2005.

Celebrities › Re: Wedding Guest Blasts Flavor’s Manager Over Poor Wedding Food [PICS] by obstead200(m): 12:20am On Jan 06, 2016

bolex04:
D guy don bleep the babe b4...why the hate na,haterz everywhere

it is clear the Twitter handle belongs to a girl.
Guys shud try and learn something in this world of social media; if u need to play away match in ur relationship especially if the girl is a side chick, make sure the only thing of urs which the girl has access to is ur phone number.

Don't add her on Facebook, Twitter, whatsapp, bbm, instagram or any other platform for that matter.

Don't send her any kinda love text or any text that can be suggestive

Don't deposit cash in her account except u can leave ur name out of the transaction

Don't send her emails.

Above all, try as much as possible to end the affair in a peaceful way.

Side chicks and mistresses may be a very convenient engagement. But they can be very dangerous when vexed.

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Romance › Re: Kenyan Girl Has This To Say About Nigerian Guys by obstead200(m): 9:03pm On Jan 05, 2016

V0lv0:
I have never dated 1 before nor had the urge to so surely i can

don't worry.
I can guarantee u that Nigerian men will stay far away from u. Even if u come to them and open ur legs, they will turn eunuch immediately.

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Culture › Re: 7 Important Facts To Know About Eze Nri Of The Igbos. by obstead200(m): 8:34pm On Jan 05, 2016

emmysoftyou:
the names at bolded dosnt look like igbo names.

those names are ancient igbo names. Just the way u have old English.
Anyway, I don't entirely believe the write up. But I must admit that some parts of it makes logical sense. It is also highly probable that the majority of the igbo race migrated from nri. But that will disprove the widely circulated theory that the igbos descended from Israel. But the question is; how did our ancestors land in nri? Did they travel all the way from Israel or what?

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Career › Re: Thousands Of Workers Lose Jobs As Visafone Winds Down Operations by obstead200(m): 7:58pm On Jan 05, 2016

Realdeals:
It is expected! CDMA cannot contend with GSM. Their mate Starcomms, Multilinks, Reltel and co has foldup since. What I expect the CDMA players to do is concentrate on data services but they Bleep up.

u are right. They shud have struggled to increase their share of the data market. But it wud have also been a losing battle seeing that almost every one prefers to have both voice and data in one package, (I.e in one SIM). Except large corporations, some medium size firms, and services that don't require voice (e.g POS units and atm stands)

Another option wud have been to seek for a gsm licence (a much more costly option)

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Celebrities › Re: Frank Edwards Car Snatched And Returned In A 'Miraculous' Way (Photo) by obstead200(m): 9:52pm On Dec 28, 2015*

eleojo23:
Why would they prefer the petrol to the car? The cost of that car can buy many litres of fuel even with this scarcity.
Afraid of being caught? Many people's cars have been snatched before and were never found.
If they were really after fuel, they know how and where to get it rather than laying ambush on the road waiting for any car that comes along hoping that the car has a full tank of petrol for them to siphon. That's a dumb strategy for stealing fuel.

Abeg join this fellow below to say 'it's a miracle'.

nothing like miracle here jare.
The car has a tracker with an immobilizer. When the car was remotely immobilized, the guys jejely drained the fuel and went off.
Because......................

At all at all na witch.

Health › Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by obstead200(m): 10:05am On Dec 27, 2015

safepassage2015:
please kindly do that i will welcome such a bill. But never hesitate to visit a babalawo if u fall sick while working on the bill because my fellow murderers have noted you

My brother, just look at the zeal and tenacity u apply in trading insults and building a quarrel with someone on a faceless forum.
If u are really a doctor, I can only hope and pray that u apply the same zeal and tenacity towards upholding the oaths of ur profession and saving lives when it matters most.

Health › Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by obstead200(m): 10:02am On Dec 27, 2015

ogawisdom:
U shld have done sth to help d poor girl but u choose to watch her die on ur boss orders, u n ur boss r both killers n murderer. U have blamed it on Govt abi, y were u on duty in dt Hosp when u can't treat patients on critical health condition?

Most Doctors are murders and too money conscious, u all r wicked. This ur post shld b titled "how I and my boss murdered our patient "

Bitter experience indeed!!! U dnt care abt human live so shout up at once. If it was ur sis in dt state n ur boss gave dt order wat would u ve done? Sure u will deposit ur money abi, y didn't u deposit for this one at least until their ppl shows up.

If u deposited ur money I would have nominated u for a national award but right nw I feel like arresting u n ur boss for murder

ur tone is very harsh.
But sadly enough u are very correct.
The doctor shud have done something to preserve the lives of the victims regardless of the orders of his idiot superior.
The entire post shows that he was naive and stu.pid. But then what can we say............?
Most doctors in Nigeria pretend to be naive and stu.pid when they are about to commit murder.
As far as concerned, nothing other than a gun pointed at his head should stop him from doing every possible to save the lives of those pple.
If I were a doctor, that will be my position. I will treat this pple (At least stabilize them first) and Damn the consequences

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Health › Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by obstead200(m): 9:53am On Dec 27, 2015

cosmatika:
Did u read everything at all? I'm a house officer, d lowest in d medical ladder. Can't tek some decisions wtout my snrs. Its a govt hospt & nt my father's

[size=13pt]OP, with due respect, this is the reason I get furious when doctors in government hospitals begin clamoring for more pay or better working conditions.
In all my life, I have not met a more heartless group of cold blooded murderers like the doctors in govt hospitals. Especially the state owned ones. The federal is no better. They are all a bunch of lazy, overpaid and over pampered figure heads who do not care about upholding there sacred oath.[/size]

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Travel › Re: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by obstead200(m): 7:06pm On Dec 25, 2015

martyns303:
Which hotels are that? Almost every hotel that uses key card to access doors make use of the electronics. Even tbd lest 5K hotels have those functions. Make una no dey make naija look like a village abeg.

bros abeg u are exaggerating.
I have stayed in a 15k hotel that uses keycard yet u access the electronic manually

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Travel › Re: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by obstead200(m): 7:55am On Dec 25, 2015

martyns303:
The hotel thing was a big flop, because even Nigerian hotels use key card.

bros, using keycard is not the problem. Having it power the room is the catch. I had to travel out before I realised that u need ur key card to access power, water, heat etc in that hotel room u lodged. Here in naija, ALL THE hotels I have been to, the keycard only opens ur door.

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Travel › Re: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by obstead200(m): 7:50am On Dec 25, 2015

Jengbetiele:
I went to the reception and asked for directions to school from the hotel so I could proceed with registration ishhh. They suggested I use a cab since I be JJC. So I asked the cabman how much he pointed to the counter. As the journey progress my blood pressure kept rising because my full concentration was on the counter. At the same time, I had my fingers on converter and I was automatically converting and calculating the amount I will have to pay him in naira. All the waka wey we waka no pass distance wey I dey use jog for Nigeria yet I paid about 9,000 after conversion chai I con dey reason say how much be Lagos to Abuja self by road na?

I had this above experience when I travelled out of naija for the first time. Those foreigners keep on reacting like that thing I wanna buy or that bill I wanna pay is sooo cheap.
If u earn in naira and travel out to spend in dollars or other foreign currency outside west Africa, a lot of things will look so expensive to you when converted to naira. U need to be a friend of Dasuki or one of his benefactors for u not to cry as u are spending dollars.

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Celebrities › Re: How Yemi Alade 'Shunned' Fan When Asked To Take Pictures by obstead200(m): 7:37pm On Dec 24, 2015

Melahou:
I wonder when she'll leave silverbird if she decide to take pics with every single one there.

Such is life...you just can't please everyone

and who is the "everyone there" that will want to take a pic with her?
Even if I see psquare, beyonce, Kardashian, kanye west or Justin bieber in a club this night, unless they call me and ask me to come and take cash right there, if not so, then the bartender or club bouncer is more important to me right there than they are.

#I am igbo. Unless u have cash for me, then u cannot be my celebrity.

Romance › Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by obstead200(m): 5:17pm On Dec 24, 2015

kateskitty:
There are probably only two people that have your time, one of them is God and the others not me. So buzz off buddy. (na joke ooo)

awww!!!!!
Why are u so cranky? Have u got a bug in ur underwear?Abi it is just the pregnancy hormones acting up.

Or maybe u are just being ur good old bitchy self.
Anyway take it easy. Life is too short to dey vex like this.

Romance › Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by obstead200(m): 3:51pm On Dec 24, 2015

dancok:
u are beautiful, are u married?

hehehe.
Guy u dey see well

kateskitty:
Then stop asking silly questions

the question is not silly dear. In fact it is very logical. He saw a pretty thing.(oh yes I checked. U are very pretty), he wanted it for himself. The most logical thing to do is to confirm that it belongs to nobody before making a move.
No need to be insultive to him.

But then I think u are married. I can see a stomach bulge in one of ur picmix. So except it is fibroid or hernia (na joke ooo) then u are pregnant

Romance › Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by obstead200(m): 3:46pm On Dec 24, 2015

adorablevic:
how ur eyes take go there...

I was busy admiring ur backside in that white gown but the girl open legs no let me concentrate

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Romance › Re: Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas by obstead200(m): 6:53am On Dec 24, 2015

adorablevic:
Just give me money

adorablevic, na who be dis girl wey just open her legs wide for bed? (At the background of ur display picture)

Politics › Re: Olakunle Taiwo: 'How ‘sagay’ Interview Ruined My Honeymoon' by obstead200(m): 10:50pm On Dec 23, 2015

MeandSum:
You're funny laughing my are off
You took me right back to childhood - listening to "engaging" testimonies and confession that can rival any Bollywood drama.

Just so you know, all pastors are fake LOL

Regarding the reporter, he could be telling the truth or just digging a deeper hole for himself.
I think he should publish the audio recordings.

the reporter is a liar. He shud publish d audio recording. Also, since he has the impersonator's phone number, he should take adequate steps to lure him out, arrest him and get him to corroborate his story in person. The phone num will also be an evidence. He can then be vindicated. Afterall, impersonation is a criminal offence in naija.

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Politics › Re: Olakunle Taiwo: 'How ‘sagay’ Interview Ruined My Honeymoon' by obstead200(m): 10:31pm On Dec 23, 2015

Eziachi:
You invited someone neither you nor your wife or any member of both your families never met before to the most intimate event in your life - your wedding! just because he is famous? Jesus Christ!!

don't mind him. Is that how to invite a big man to ur wedding

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Celebrities › Re: E-money Buys 2015 Mercedes Benz-Sprinter (Photos) by obstead200(m): 1:14pm On Dec 22, 2015

winkmart:
[size=16pt]wey the exterior? u sure say no be inside CONTAINER DEN DEY?

I NO TRUST NAIJA CELEBRITIES[/size]

u may be correct ooooo

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