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Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ibim Semenitari As NDDC Acting Managing Director by obstead200(m): 11:44pm On Dec 21, 2015
Demdem2:

The next step right now is to completely phase out all Jonah-daft cocck suckers still polluting the agency and replacing then with loyalist of the APC.
Ibims is a very intelligent lady with much clout. A very loyal party woman Amaechi is well pleased with.
Time for Amaechi's boys to eat large, a major election is coming. They need to be empowered. grin grin
it seems u are one of amaechi's boys? U seem so happy.


But just see ur life. No part of ur comment shows dat u are concerned about a credible person who will add value to NDDC and to Nigeria to be there. As far as u are concerned, even a goat can occupy that seat as far as it is a "loyal party goat man".

Ur types are the problem with Nigeria. It is time we stop worshipping this politicians (whether PDP or APC or whatever other name they go by)

It is time for youths to take a stand, an independent stand and condemn bad government, notwithstanding their popularity or political affiliation.

NB: pls I am not saying the woman is not qualified for the post not that she lacks credibility. I really don't know about all that. Rather, I am attacking ur General "share the money" and tout-ish view and approach to the whole issue. It is very shameful and disheartening.
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Best Xmas Gift You Can Give Right Now..lol by obstead200(m): 12:21pm On Dec 21, 2015
Specialbaby:
heeeey,that insultive dear,


but you should have asked me why instead of drawing conclusions that are demeaning to my very self.



Goodafternoon.
I was only joking dear. But seriously, such a gift is very much welcome to me.


now, lemme ask u. why dont u like the gift?
Family › Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by obstead200(m): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2015
shizzy7:
Op is very wicked for thinking of sending the girl out of the house instead of controlling his perverted mind...


It is now a crime for girls to grow because of people like this....
You should also do the same thing to your daughter if you have one....
#Iranu...
OP is not wicked. He is only trying to save his marriage.
sending the girl outta the house is one sure way of doing that. If the girl remains, OP will knack the punny. even if he doesnt knack the punny, he has already lost respect in the eyes of the girl. so one way or the other, madam will soon find out then there will be trouble.
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Best Xmas Gift You Can Give Right Now..lol by obstead200(m): 11:37am On Dec 21, 2015
Specialbaby:
Hilarious but if given i wouldnt appreciate it.
because u no get car. U no even get generator wey u dey fuel by urself.

say u enter car na either ur parents car or ur maga car.
say fuel dey generator is only when u boo invites u over to chop the punny grin cheesy wink

if u give me a drum of petrol or diesel at normal government price (i will pay ooo), consider me ur friend for the entire 2016.
Politics › Re: Imolites Storm Freedom Falls; Appreciate Gov. Okorocha (photos) by obstead200(m):
ujoatu:
Yes! As at last week. The remaining will be paid this week.
Verify that yourself. No one should depend on hearsay.
u are obviously a paid sycophant.
What value exactly does dis contraption called freedom falls add to the lives of suffering imolites? Can that 600m not have been put to better use by repairing roads like the Umuguma road, ihiagwa road and so on?

also, How do u justify making civil servants sign away there rights to legal redress before releasing there salaries to them?
Business › Re: Naira In Free Fall, Slides To 280 Against Dollar - PUNCH by obstead200(m): 10:32am On Dec 18, 2015
Elosky20:
what do you xpect when nigeria is all of a sudden accepting dollars as a means of exchange,
1 .people nw buy cloths frm supermarket in dollars,
2 .parents nw pay their children fee in dollars.
3. federal govt even change naira to dollars.
4. even crude oil is sold in dollars.
Where are they done apart frm naija.have u ever heard of dollars entering russia, have u ever seen somebody buying something in america with naira, nigeria have to man up and insist on using only naira as a means of transaction in nigeria,
abeg Wetin u study for university? This level of ignorance is amazing
Politics › Re: Obama Appoints Adewale Adeyemo As Deputy National Security Adviser by obstead200(m): 12:51pm On Dec 16, 2015
dayo23:
we dey here sir! He is omo oduduwa, a typical yoruba. We represent positively anywhere we are.
just like ur broda in the UK fu.cked a woman for 9 hours while her baby was abandoned to die.
Yes, u really represent everywhere. but positively?.........................


am not sure.

quit boasting. it is twisting ur face out of reality
Jokes Etc › Re: You Know You Are On A Flight To Nigeria When You Observe The Following by obstead200(m): 12:33pm On Dec 16, 2015
ChuzzysBlog:
What do you think guys?
pure lies. most of them.
If u have ever flown in a plane in nigeria, u will notice that most of these things are lies, except the yelling on phones and carrying ghana-must-go bags (which is neccesary if u are conveying some kinda foodstuff and most times, the owners check-in such luggage to be placed in the luggage hold and not hand carry it into the cabin).
but this clapping of hand thing or yelling blood of jesus I never see am before oooo.
NomzyJust:
People stand at back of plane throughout the flight. Like seriously?
That cannot be true.

as for standing up as soon as the plane stops moving on the ground, I do that too. I have been sitting for the past 45mins to 1 hr and it is understandable if I am in a hurry to stand up and get the hell outta the place.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Busts Girlfriend Who Tried To Con Him Of N50,000 Wit Fake Pregnancy by obstead200(m): 2:30pm On Dec 15, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
lols
Reminds me of my friend in university. She used this trick steady on her bf way back...claiming the guy is stingy.
When they broke up the guy called me, "I am done with your friend, she doesn't have womb again".

I laugh fall from chair. Nigga didn't know we were using his money to eat sweet jollof rice @ direct labour. grin
that ur friend punana go don hear am.
U know that guys can ride a special kinda ruff riding when they are going skin to skin
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by obstead200(m): 12:55pm On Dec 15, 2015
Flets:
And zombies would this half news swallow hook, line and sinker.

How exactly would this govt predict prices after subsidy removal? Only the market forces will determine prices. The cabals who own the tank farms will continue to call the shots.


I hope the same sponsors and participants of Occupy 2012 will be on hand to repeat same. The height of hypocrisy is this geographical space called Nigeria is highly shameful.
@the bolded, I tire for this scam called APC. How can u remove subsidy and at the same time seek to regulate price? I 100% support subsidy removal but this system they want to adopt is bullshit.

As for the occupy 2012 rubbish, I hope the military will rise up to the occasion and crush any paid tout who will come out to protest against subsidy removal.
FYI, "occupy nigeria" was a sinister campaign sponsored by fraudulent petrol importers that frustrate jonathan's effort to restore sanity to this nation by removing the insanity called subsidy.
Health › Re: A Baby Boy Has Been Born From The World's Oldest Sperm. [photos] by obstead200(m): 12:20pm On Dec 15, 2015
clevadani:
white guys are mad

THEY SHOULD THANK GOD THAT THEY HAVE CONSTANT POWER SUPPLY TO PRESERVE SPERM FOR 23 YRS.
Hospitals in Nigeria will consider it a miracle if they can preserve sperm for 23 hrs.

Nigeria we hail thee!!!!!! we really have a long way to go.
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello's Poll Shows That Yoruba Girls/Guys Are More Romantic - Do U Agree? by obstead200(m): 11:51am On Dec 15, 2015
Holatunde007:
Sure they are
And most of them are neither divorce or single mother
KOREDE BELLO CONDUCTED THE SURVEY BASED ON FOLLOWERS ON HIS TWITTER HANDLE. NOW THAT CANNOT GIVE US A REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE GIVEN THAT THEIR IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT MOST OF THOSE WHO FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER ARE YORUBAS.

IF HE WANTS TO CONDUCT SUCH SURVEY, HE SHOULD DO IT ON A PUBLIC FACEBOOK PAGE.
Health › Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by obstead200(m): 12:30pm On Dec 14, 2015
agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.
omo see likes in this single comment.
Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by obstead200(m): 11:46am On Dec 14, 2015
Junior66:
The Hausas occupy the following states: Kano, Sokoto, Zamfara, Jigawa, Mixed with Fulanis in Katsina, parts of Kaduna and Kebbi states, a little portion of Plateau and Bauchi states. The Fulanis are mostly in the North-east and west and are not active in the politics of North-central states.
bros, These are all just semantics. it is like trying to seperate white from off-white. we have always seen hausa/fulani as one from time imemorial.
Dont use politics and quota sharing as an excuse to conveniently separate them. U know this is a seperation u will kick vehemently against, given the right circumstances.
Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by obstead200(m): 2:16pm On Dec 13, 2015
I dont understand u at all. Who then are tge nonexistent hausa/fulani?
quote author=Junior66 post=40909051]. It is people like you that count Kwara, Kogi and Benue as Fulani/Hausa states. Most of the people you claim dominate our political sphere are just minority tribes from the middle-belt/northern Nigeria zone, eg IBB, Atiku, Gowon, Shagari, TY Danjuma, David Mark, Saraki etc. None of them is an Hausa or Fulani man. The largest ethnic group in Nigeria if you actually care to research (and stop reading Hausa-politicised news)is not even the Hausa people, neither is it the Fulani people. It is the Yoruba people.
The six north-central states plus Abuja and the six north-eatern states do not have Hausa people. All the North-central states states and virtually all states in Nigeria have Fulanis. I will stop here.[/quote]
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Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by obstead200(m): 2:30pm On Dec 11, 2015
bukster:
You're are acting as if we are doing the Northerners a favour by allowing them to join military and paramilitary units. Only the desperate and the poor join them in Nigeria. The only reason that Nigeria's military is highly ranked in Africa is because we have a large number of soldiers. Northerns are doing is a favour by joining the army because of they didn't then no one else will.
please dont be so biased.
all over nigeria u will find hundreds of thousands of people willing to join the military today today if u ask them to.
what the person u quoted said is very true. Go to the parastatals and paramilatary and u will find an ocean of northerners. some parastatals are fully occupied and controlled by them.
Politics › Re: Numbers Of Federal Workers By State Of Origin-- Bureau Of Public Service by obstead200(m): 2:23pm On Dec 11, 2015
Adelaide2:
THIS IS A FAKE LIST WHERE IS NAF, POLICE, CUSTOMS, NA, NAVY ETC?
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this list is as fake as the existence of santa claus.

This cannot be the size of the entire federal civil service. it is far above this figure. it is probably the size of civil servants resident and paying their taxes in the FCT. Other than that, I will just say it is the number of people that responded to a certain online survey. The twitter handle obviously released this list with a very mischievious intent.

In a country where employment into the civil service is based purely on quota, connections, and granting of political favours, one should ask; since the early 80s, which ethnic group is largest in Nigeria? which group holds the greatest number of sits in the senate and house of reps? which group are most represented in the federal executive council? there is only one answer to all these.........the hausa/fulani. One should therefore expect that there people will be most represented in the federal civil service. and, believe me, if u are well travelled in this country expecially in the civil service circle, u will see that they are fully represented. they are greater in number.
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Career › Re: I Sent The Wrong Salary Schedule To The Bank by obstead200(m): 8:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
xtervaganza:
From your write up and looking for enemy where there's none, I can safely say you're incredibly arrogant


You asked someone who was trying to show you your error to shut up? How classy of you



And then you claim people hate you and back bite you in your office



Kontunu ooo
u are correct.

The lady is very arrogant and incompetent. Rather than face and master her Job, she is busy looking for enemies where there is probably none.

Everybody must not like u in the office. But the ability to look beyond that fact and still work with them as a team to achieve the best result for your company is the greatest selling point a career person will ever have.

Trust me, I am talking from experience. I have been a continuous victim of serious job threatening slander and false accusations in my office. But I have learnt to look beyond all that and put in my best. Cos I know that as long as it remains just an accusation without any evidence, I cannot be sacked. U need to see me smiling and rapouring with the very clique behind all the slander. U will think I am either a very daft and blind man for me not to notice their hypocrisy, or simply too stu.pid to care.
Career › Re: I Sent The Wrong Salary Schedule To The Bank by obstead200(m): 8:31pm On Dec 09, 2015
BTT:
Wash.

Worst case scenario: You will loss your job and you have vindicated your organization by 'claiming responsibility' for that mix-up. Perfect excuse to excuse an arrogant staff. Except you are not known for errors and are loved by the power brokers.

Otherwise they are just threatening you, especially if you are the kind with padded shoulders. Thank your stars you didn't credit wrong accounts or double-pay your colleagues.

I opine that you honestly acknowledge your error and be a little more agreeable, especially with your superiors as your writing makes you cut across like an arrogant and pompous staff.

I am neither a lawyer nor an accountant but I manage dozens of people and I know errors happen. What happens next is usually your reactions after the error.

Good luck.
U captured all I wanted to say.
The OP, sisiedo obviously has serious issues with interpersonal relationships in the work place. She clearly dislikes most of her colleague (especially the power brokers) and the feeling seems to be mutual.
I think she shud just take it easy and learn to work amicably with her colleague. She shud learn to make allowances for the peculiar behavior of other human beings around her and tolerate them.
She shud concentrate on excelling in her job while being very polite and friendly with her colleagues.

As for the issue on ground, she should humble herself before everyone and beg for leniency.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by obstead200(m): 11:02pm On Dec 08, 2015
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But Wetin all this pple chop the previous night wey make them hold hot shit for Yansh like dis?

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos,Onitsha Or Aba? Where Can You Find A Compound with Toilet issue Like This? by obstead200(m): 10:42pm On Dec 08, 2015
Idrismusty97:
It should be any densely populated city, Lagos precisely. But this doesn't seems real to me. I don't believe anything like this is happening anywhere in the world.
bro It happens ooo. In any densely populated cities that have low income settlements built in the 80s u will find a lot of these.
I have seen them in aba, Lagos, kano, kaduna and port Harcourt too
Romance › Re: The Dreams Of Most Girls Photo by obstead200(m): 11:04am On Dec 08, 2015
delectablegyal:
if u r nt a virgin, get out of here.
bia,
why the beef na? did Adaure4ever snatch ur boyfriend?
Romance › Re: The Dreams Of Most Girls Photo by obstead200(m): 11:02am On Dec 08, 2015
Adaure4ever:
Wow. YES YES YES
just checked ur profile pic.
u look very much like tonto dike.
Hope u dont behave like she does?
Business › Re: Can Nigeria Replicate China's Economic Transformation? - BBC by obstead200(m): 5:16pm On Dec 06, 2015
coldsummer:
Yea we can and we will when it becomes compulsory that corrupt government officials must serve life in jail or be executed.


When you face harsh punishment for vandalism.

When business operate according to laid down standard operating rules.


When consumer protection is active.


When standardisation rules is in place.

When political office holders are made to know that they are there to serve the nation and the citizens. And not to mop out the nation's purse.


When police force are made to see citizens as human beings and not atm machines.

When our army sees that their strength a.d honour lies in protecting the nation and not brutalising citizens over petty things.


Then we shall move forward and be great
U have effectively summarized the entire problem of this nation. Unless these issues are addressed conclusively, we are going nowhere
Romance › Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by obstead200(m): 10:27pm On Dec 05, 2015
justified19:
ladies enjoy sex more....men only derive pleasure during d few seconds of ejaculation.. d rest na just hard work to make d lady enjoy it...

guys fvck for "pride"

gels fvck for pleasure.

dat is why a guy can brag abt ow many girls he's fvcked but girls hardly do. naso d thing b
serious sense dey for this it write up oooo.

Guys fuc.k most times only to give themselves a greater sense of self worth and some additional pride (when they think of the number of holes they have drilled).
U hardly find a guy who goes after a new girl just cos he enjoys sex.

The enjoyment most guys attain in sex is just that moment of triumphant entry into the veejay for the first time..........that feeling of having conquered again
Romance › Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by obstead200(m): 10:20pm On Dec 05, 2015
misspicy:
wicked grin

but seriously it will take a long time for Nigerian men to realise that sex is not their birthright...eg a guy can freely talk about how many sexual partner he has had but a lady is supposed to be mute about hers and if she mistakingly blunt out her body count then she is seen as a LovePeddler.....

this mentality is what makes some ladies feel that they are doing a guy a favour by givinng their body to satiafy his sexual pleasure even if they enjoyed it too
u need to spread this gospel far and wide and make sure the girls no longer see sex as a favour to men.
On our part as men, we would start a campaign to end the stigma which men attach to women who boast of their sexual achievement.

Wow!!!! the sex world indeed will have a bright future. I see many broke ass guys getting laid without spending a dime.
Literature › Re: How Lust For A Teenage Girl Ruined The Life Of An Innocent Boy by obstead200(m): 10:04pm On Dec 05, 2015
krimes:
Thank you very much. Reviews like yours encourage me to write more. I appreciate your taking time to read and I'll entertain you with more stories.
looking forward to it. U are in the same class of writers that I place Ishilove (author of "iyawo nylon bag" ) .How I wish Ishilove finished that story. It was the bomb.
I also will like to meet Ishilove face to face one day. Cos for that singular story of hers, she is a super woman to me.

Do another story probable as entertaining as this one and as long as "iyawo nylon bag". I tell u, u will go places.
Literature › Re: How Lust For A Teenage Girl Ruined The Life Of An Innocent Boy by obstead200(m): 8:58am On Dec 05, 2015
krimes:
Glad you enjoyed it. Please visit my blog for more.
wow!!!!!!
Now dis is the kinda story I like to read about. A story that applies to real life situation. A.story dat every one could possibly relate to. Not all this fantasy stories that only talk of sex, more sex and even more sex.

I like dis story because every young boy had a serious crush on one girl or the other while growing up. However, many are lucky not to become obsessed with desire so much as to drive them to crime.

Very good job man. Keep it up
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Politics › Re: Fayose To Governors: Cut Your Minimum Wives Not Wages by obstead200(m): 6:18am On Dec 05, 2015
collinsy2:
Only if this could be implemented and come to live.. We would be better of. APC govs take note.

Seriously, the civil service is over bloated both at federal and state level.
But cutting minimum wage is NEVER the solution. U cannot cut a minimum wage that is already below the minimum standard of living.
The government shud rather provide an enabling environment to boost entrepreneurship and develop the private sector in general. All we need is Power supply, steady power supply and affordable power supply again. Then we also need favorable policies (financial policies, import/export policies, tax policies etc).
I tell u, if all these are fixed and the private sector is favorable and sustainable, u won't find me, and, I believe, many other people venturing near civil service.
Pets › Re: Thread For Rottweiler Lovers /breeders by obstead200(m): 4:36am On Dec 05, 2015
chinma414:
Pls we just got a 2 month old rott some days ago and we have absolutely no clue on how to feed it.pls can someone help me with affordable food ideas and time table.
buy diamond puppy dry food. Soak it in hot milk. It is ur best bet for affordable puppy food for now. A 20kg bag will last for at least 3months for ur puppy.
In future u can switch to indomie waste and fish head/ chicken intestines (u can easily get this for almost free in any market.)
Pets › Re: All Port Harcourt dog owners, let's meet here. by obstead200(m): 4:06am On Dec 05, 2015
osomegbe:
My Rottweiler and St Bernard.
I love ur rott.
Exactly what I am looking for to use in crossing my female Rottweiler next year when she comes on heat. Unfortunately I am in owerri. Hope I can find something just like yours here in otown

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