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no. oceanic bank can go to hell!!

What do u guys know about peugeot nigeria as a company? Are they still doing well? what are there prospects in the nigerian automobile market and abroad? What is there staff- management relationship like? I will like ur views on this as it will assist me in a research I 'm making.

I don't love it, im just happy i have it

You just read my mind. I 'm happy b'cos it solves multiple problems for me.
I protect it b'cos i spent good dough to buy it.
Frankly speaking, most of the time, I leave the office without my lappy.

U guys dont understand.
the guy is jealous. Dont u know that when she jumps up, all those sweet sweet things under the skirt becomes exposed to spectators? this are properties that should be seen by the guy alone and not by the whole world. But let me ask. This guy must have been watching female volleyball and noticed that  he is seeing a lot of free blue film when the lady jumps up. why does he not want other guys to watch blue film at his expense?

U guys dont understand.
the guy is jealous. Dont u know that when she jumps up, all those sweet sweet things under the skirt becomes exposed to spectators? this are properties that should be seen by the guy alone and not by the whole world. But let me ask. This guy must have been watching female volleyball and noticed that he is seeing a lot of free blue film when the lady jumps up. why does he not want other guys to watch blue film at his expense?

[b][/b]I have an idea. Maybe condoms should be distributed with a very powerful bible tract inside the packet with this message; fORNICATION WILL LEAD U TO HELL.[size=8pt][/size] this way maybe those who collect the condoms will cahnge there minds. Remember the packet of rothmans cigarrette .

I will like u to rephrase ur statement. I think that u have not met a girl who can macth ur stupidity and dumbness. pls dont murder english language.check ur grammar

As far as I am concerned, I am happy with the jugdement of the tribunal. Atiku and buhari are all very big rogues. at least yar' adua is a lesser rogue. we can manage him.

I work in an accounting firm. The norm in my firm is that as soon as u qualify as a chatered Accountant, u are due for promotion to the rank of an audit supervisor. I have just qualified, but it seems my case is a little bit unique and this has made me feel I need to do a little bit more than just waiting for my promption.This is the scenario:

1. I qualified within 7 months of my joining the firm (the shortest time 4 any staff, I hv not even  been confirmed b/4 I qualified)

2. I'm the youngest staff, (26 years) this means when I'm promoted, people many years my sunior will be under me.

3. It looks to me like they already have enough supervisors, The economy (of course) is not making things better but I believe there is still a place for me.

4.  Due to the  the reporting structure in my organisation i.e your work is delegated to u by a team supervisor ,(so u can stay a year without the management knowing how u perform),I have not been given an opprtunity to proove my capabilities to my employers.

    I want to be promoted so as to facilitate my career growth. My question is: How can I be promoted ? what do I do to add value to my organisation ?
How do I show my organization what I'm worth ? Experienced nairalanders please advice me.

I had the same experience in school. all I did was to enter church seriously and they forgot all about me. nairalanders are telling u the truth. Stop claiming big boy and join a church seriosly. then u will live in peace.

Pls I also need ur help. I am preparing 4 the june '08 exam but due to my location, I cant afford to attend lectures. also, pepper no too rest 4 lectures. Pls I need materials, can they be sent as an attachment on an email ?



If not,then pls how can I reach u b'cos right now, I dont have a single material 4 2008 exams. I only have 2007 materials and I hear they are outdated. Pls help me out.



Pls reply this mail and give me details on how to contact u meanwhile, I will call u later today, GOD BLESS.

@ queen01,


Abeg no go. U are highly welcome. be my val! I have all it takes to make ur day!

Give her 20 "I luv U" , 15 "kisses", 10 "hugs" 5 "rounds of smooching", And a very good banging that she will remember for 4months. She is bound to be eternally greatful. By the way, I can supply u with all of the above, free of charge. just ask!

But b/4 u start, make sure u take her 4 dinner anywhere,(even if na mamaput) to avoid trouble.

I would like to start a study group 4 those of us preparing 4 CISA june 2008. I'm also preparing for the exam and would like to interact with others. We could actually share materials and ideas together.

As far as I'm concerned, the woman must contribute even if the man earns millions.
It is one way in which she can show her commitment and devotion to the relationship.

the percentage does not matter. but she must contribute something.

@stranger26

If I know who u are, and if u are not married, I will never touch u with a long pole as far as marriage is concerned.

As far as I am concerned, My future wife must be a working class person and must contribute to family upkeep. In fact we must agree on the proportion as part of the courtship process. I can not be slaving alone while my wife spends all her money on buying jewelries and taking care of her people.

And for ur information, I will share certain chores with my wife e.g cooking, cleanin the house, taking care of the baby (to the level I can go), afterall I married her to be my life partner, not my slave.

Walahi, I dont know. I would'nt say yes or no. All I can say is that I dont pray that such will be my portion.

define your loniness, what do u think is the cause of your loniness,is it because u are not at the rite place or wit the rite person.it's when u know Y then u will no WHAT.#

I love that answer. Its just what I need to hear .Thanx ssdm

I passed my peII AT A SITTING in nov'06. I passed my pe III AT A SITTING in nov'07. ICAN is easy. All u need to do is make sacrifices. Go the extra mile. practically destroy ur books with reading. Do not just cram anything u dont understand thoroughly,instead, try to understand it by all means. Also I want u to have this mindset from now till u pass the exam. to show them that u thouroughly understand the principles", that is what they want frm u. I did not go thru ATS, I went thru exemption (like u did )yet I never failed a paper. It is b'cos I was able to show them that I understand the concepts being tested. ABOVE ALL, PRAY FOR GOD'S FAVOUR.

Girlfriend No1 is far away in school (in zamfara) so I cant go to see her 'cos I'm working. No 2 chose to quarrel with me just yesterday. actually it's my fault. I will make sure we dont reconcile till after the valentine just to punish her. So except I find another catch b/4 that day, I will just marry my bird.

U can preach, actually,it may have made the differrence btw eternity in heaven and in hell in the life of some people who died in road accidents.But dont show me ur offering bag after preaching 'cos if u do, u are just a holy beggar. I believe offerings should be made only in the house of God.

What I mean is a situation where pastors tell testimonies that never really happen that way or adjust stories to suit his purpose, forgeting that he had previously told that same story in another way.

I 'm a christian and I believe in the bible and in God. But I dont always believe my pastors. Sometimes when they preach on the pulpit, I find myself analysing their statements and sorting out the Lies from the truth. At times the lies could be so obvious that if u are sober enough to think logically, even a child will discover that a story is fictitious. Actually, I've tried to stop this cos I feel I,m blaspheming by calling the man of God a liar, but I can't help it.
Do u always believe ur pastors?

I,m an accountant and I use microsoft excel a lot at work. which website can I download materials for learning advanced microsoft excel formulars

I have a service which I feel will be of benefit to owners of small and medium scale businesses. But my problem is that I 'm somewhat green in the area of
aggressive business marketing. I need tips on how to approach a prospective client, who is a complete stranger to me but who has to trust me if he is to do business with me. What are the dos and don'ts I should observe
N.B he does not have to pay me an advance. He only needs to believe that I can deliver and that I can be trusted with confidential information.