₦airaland Forum

successmatters:
We the Obidient movement are running the steam engine by ourselves.

We will never run out of steam.

Too much energy, only sick and dying candidates will run out of steam.

In the Obidient's camp, we have only one problem, and that is TOO MUCH ENERGY

Peter of Nigeria can somersault three times on this boat and still remain standing stable

They more you say this, the more some people are choking, just lower the volume we don't want more deaths in Nigeria

superCleanworks:
Oya send her back to her papa house.
na joke i dey oh

Now on a serious note.
go for planning. or retire from football. Your wife obviously doesn't need another baby.

it is VERY IMPORTANT to note that she is not denying you access to her SACRED PART. She says you can chop as you like but she has to be sure that she can do it to the fullest without getting preggy. She even offered to do it with a condom, which 99% of married women will kill you if you ever bring a condom near them. This means she also wants to bang but you dey dull her. The implication of this is that you are also starving your wife of sex but you are here thinking about only yourself.
You have male and female but you still want to send her on another 9 months I.T in this beautiful economy. Abi Buhari dey pay you per child?

The guy is been unreasonable. Me wey dey beg my wife to go do family planning she no gree though she no Wan another baby but she say the side effects are bad. I dey fear for another baby walai, it's either this poster is not the one taking care of the babies or he is been unreasonable.

darling2222:
Are this people still deceiving PDP,chaiiii

2k is good for this hard time. They will collect it and stay obedient

lhordspy:
China’s Xi Jinping secures unprecedented third term cementing status as most powerful since Mao

* Xi, who took power in 2012, was awarded a third five-year term as general secretary, discarding a party custom under which his predecessor left after 10 years. The 69-year-old leader is expected by some to try to stay in power for life



https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/10/23/chinas-xi-jinping-secures-unprecedented-third-term-cementing/

Let us give buhari 3rd term to fulfill his promises. To be honest, I want Nigeria to get to a stage the people will beg the leader to stay longer than his tenure to achieve more.

Xscape1993:
No no no to the founder of agberos in Nigeria as president. Imagine the childish statement! We must not repeat the 2015 deadly political mistake in 2023. We must lock up this 'old creature' in the bullion van next year.

With a very big padlock and chain. He must no come any where close to Abuja not to talk of aso rock

2k + face cap

MufasaLion:
That little boy should be in school, not at a useless mortar factory. He's a kid!!!

Mortar factory is part of the schooling, he should be exposed more to other subjects as well

dedonfranco:
Did he ban online betting?

I thought the man was sensible, he is just dishing out orders like an illiterate in the main market.

lhordspy:
Subhannallahi

Nigeria is becoming very unsafe.
Somebody with convoy. Just imagine a common man with nothing.

If it's in the east they will say it's ipob. Nigeria is in deap shiiit. Security is bastardized. APC didn't start well neither are they ending well

babyfaceafrica:
Joshua was wise
. Fury for kill am

And na end of boxing career be that. As a man, it's good to be a coward sometimes. He who fights and run away lives to fight another day. Fury dey find who him go kill

treesun:
He couldn't replicate what he did in Rangers FC!

Scotland no be England just as Edo no be Lagos

Barims:
One politician's child is down

I like this kind of news inde sweet me wella horrible things like this shall continue to happen to the elites and their horrible family

Aisha buhari and her children are next, followed by tinubu's family, Atiku's family including Senate president e.t.c

All of you shall encountered terrible accident that will claim your lives

They steal so much that the children becomes so useless. Abokiii was either high or ignorant that a plane has propeller.

Batam:
What is this one saying?
I advised you to see a psychiatrist quickly because ya predicament is getting out of hand

LOL, an unrepentant urchinson needs brain examination because, it's agbado, ewa and cassava full inside

Gift00:
Is China trying to collect Nigeria from us

Buhari have sold Nigeria, na why him no care about the outcome of 2023 elections. From police to soldiers and army. MNK would have told us exactly what's going on.

Batam:
If those bolded are problems to you then you need to see a physiatrist ASAP

If you are one of the urchins, na you need to go psycia. Agbado master is a more dangerous thing than flooding. Australia should take note

Lurdmax10:
https://punchng.com/dont-travel-to-nigeria-australian-govt-warns-nationals/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1666161058

If it's because of flooding, Australia government na Mugu. There are other more serious dangers in Nigeria more than flooding like Agbado, ewa, cassava.

agadez007:
For all we know,this can be a wedding or burial,the poster went and mischievously snaps and posts it online as tinubu grassroots movement

No APC banners,no witch brooms,not even the location

The guy Wan collect his share of the bullion van

Obavoh:
My wife put to bed 2 weeks ago.

My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.

I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.

Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.

I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.

She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.

What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.

What kind of person are you.. 2wks after pushing a baby and you are enjoying it that she is crying before penetration. You no see soap or baby oil use relieve yourself. It's not right at all. Stop it!!!

FalseProphet1:
For those of you who didn't understand Yekini Amoda Ogulere's rat and poisoned holy Communion theory, that's it right there. Once you vote APC you'll spin like that rat.

This I have seen.

That's what urchins don't know. They are already spinning in a slow motion by the time Ogulere finish with them, they will be spinning like a car doing 200km/hr

JasonScoolari:
Dear Stargurl20,


Why are you putting yourself under unnecessary pressure? I won't advice you to do that, rather, I will advise you to stay with your family, save up while serving, and get busy with something that would take your mind off the "foreseen" pressure you talked about.... Good men will surely come, nah you go dey select them like who dey select Jigawa beans. Take your time and develop yourself while living with your parents.

At least, some popular evening newspaper in this forum are doing well for themselves, no matter how some guys laugh at them, there are still some Irredeemable SIMP's dying to wife them.

Don't be in a haste, don't be in any unnecessary pressure. Enjoy your life.

Thank you and remain blessed.

LOL, your second paragraph is the finish line. Very good advise laced with comedy. Ozo dieing to have Kwin poko

wizzybobo:
https://leadership.ng/2023-i-ll-champion-indivisible-prosperous-nigeria-tinubu-tells-northern-leaders/

If you want northerners to cum, just mention indivisible or unity. Nothing sweet them like an assurance that Nigeria will never divide

OkutaNla:
Perhaps he's going senile. Abi how else can one explain this sort of blunder?? Are we to assume to he's not abreast of the happenings in his SE region? Imagine if it was Tinubu that said something like this?

It's unfortunate nobody cares to investigate the happening in the south east. The hatred for igbos has made everyone just want to wipe out the south east. Ipob formed ESN to protect the igbos against Fulani herders evasion and the people liked it. Army and police failed in the East woefully. So, how can you condemn what the people liked? The crime and assassinations are another thing all together and ipob has distanced themselves from it. Therefore, that type of crime fighting is not a soldier thing, it should be a community fight. Someone, cannot come from Borno to fight a criminal in a village in south east, how does he get the intelligence? We just don't have sense leadership in this country or hatred has overshadowed our reasoning. If it's hatred then we are not meant to be together.

gidgiddy:
I wonder why Northerners want Obi to condemn ESN when nobody has been able to show beyond baseless accusations, that ESN did anything wrong

ESN checkmated the Fulani herders atrocities that's why they hate ESN. Obi is not a coward, go ask mbaka. He will never support evil just to be the president of Nigeria. If Nigerians like let them put agbado or the Cameroonian, Igbos knows how to survive. After all buhari disaster affected everyone and igbos are still balling.

BannarBannar:
I may not vote Tinubu but based on those promises, Tinubu has it

Chai, so people are still believing in promises. Heyyy, what kind of citizens are you people? Upon everything Buhari promised you, still sense didn't enter one bit. We need 3rd term from buhari sha, it seems most of you are still without any atom of sense. We must get 1N to 1$ before voting anybody.

Warmaterial:
indomie generation

My dear, most Nigerian movies are lazy men job but when you talk about legends like osuofia, Loco, Pete etc then then I may know. Others like mercy Johnson, Jenny, omotola I see by accident but Halima, even by accident I never see

Antimarraige:
Who cares, I've never watched her before

Me too, never watched her movie

Nigerian government does not obey court order. Tomorrow, they will say youths are not obeying court order. This bad Nigeria has become today was some lessons learnt from the leaders and federal government.

TinubuThief:
Una never see anything yet na make that brain damaged tilumbu win election next year
Na that time Una go see shaga

They will recruit 50m youths to start parading the forest armless. That's what agbado master promised.

Olachase:
Did you just said 2 billion

Yea, 1.9B goes to pockets that matters.

Corridon:
Exactly what we expected from the world worst police force. Believe them you can believe anything.

ESN is waiting for any Bush meat in South East bushes. Wether true or false, Igbos no longer care, they now have reliable security they trust.

BuyDomain:
So why are food items so expensive in the south?

Fulani janjaweedds manipulations