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For the next 15 years, nairaland frontpage would read

1. tonto in prison uniform, hit or miss?
2. tonto posts picture on instagram from her cell
3. nollywood visits tonto in her cell
4. tonto sleeping in her cell, can you tell if she is snoring
5. Tonto with her fans -the prison warders
6. tonto now an evangelist in prison, preaches to other prisoners
7. Tonto ready to exit jail- inspired by micheal scoffield
8. Tonto shows off her new prison tattoo
9. Tonto taking her bath in the prison bathroom, (pics)
10. Tonto ready for nollywood in prison.
11. tonto smokes again in prison.
12. tonto marries prison warder
13. tonto escapes jail with prison warder hobby
14. Tonto on the run with prison warder hobby
15. President ( insert name here) grants tonto dikeh amnesty offers her N15 million compensation.

slimyem: The op writes and communicates way better than a fourteen year old. I strongly doubt he or she is one.
Probably 17 or 18 would have sold it.

Op,be straightforward and sincere in presenting your problems and I'm sure you'll get the help you need.

There are 14 year olds who are much more intelligent than 26 years olds, i have taught in a secondary school,I know that for sure.

Please stop this plethora of ignorance, you are spreading.

1. People don't just copy homosexuality, and no one would have sex with the same sex if there is no attraction.
2. The normal balanced parent hood is the same that has raised millions of criminals around the world, and most of your politicians in Nigeria were raised in religious homes and now they are embezzling money meant for community development.
3. Homosexuality is as old as man, and it affects only a minority, your ignorance here is outstanding. Would you now have sex with a same sex person because it is now legal, Heterosexual sex would always be a majority, but people who have homosexual tendencies would not have to be forced into disguised heterosexual relationships, because the worst thing that can happen to a lady is if she discovers that her husband like d.icks., so your BS on artificial insemination is just B.S.
4. Ezekiel 16:49-50
New International Version (NIV)
49 “‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

Homosexuality is mostly classed among the abominable things, but if it was the major reason, it would have been stated first , in place of arrogance and wickedness.
The sin of homosexuality is the same as the sin of fornication and adultery . If you are really concerned about doing God's will, you should be involved in helping ministries around the world (non in Nigera) who are dedicating their lives to help minister to people with homosexual tendencies and helping them through the tough and rough process of overcoming the homosexual attraction and not exhitbiting a clear case of homosexual deflection here. STOP THIS HYPOCRISY.

Happy fathers day to my father, may God continually bless you for all you have done for me and my siblings.

It is well.

Ajibel: Then if that is the case,how come about the story that Investors are coming in droves into Nigeria with the challenge of epileptic power supply

so you don't know that abati is on nairaland.

Okija juju: Europehas banned it

Most U.S cities have banned it.

Delhi Has banned it

Canada has banned it.

Even China has banned it..


Na we get poor people pass abi wetin?

I just bought beans in delhi now in INA Market, the beans was packed in plastic bags, then i was given a white nylon bag to carry it. Yet it has been ban. Remove delhi from that list, it is not working in delhi,even their milk amul is in plastic packaging. when i went to a shop and i wasn't given a bag to pack my things, i stopped going there.


There is also a lot of harm associated with plastic bottled water, so it's all the same thing.

CBTL

My heart weeps, i lost my mum some weeks ago and know how it feels to lose one person, to lose 8, is simply unimaginable. May God restore you to your normal self.

ngozievergreen: How these exclusively breastfed and well trained African children turn out to be d worst politicians and leaders, more dan their white counterparts amaze me.

Your words struck me in my heart and got me wondering,still trying to figure out the right answer.
Is it the fact that children are raised to be hypocritical and religious without actually instilling leadership and excellence principles or that kids just change when they get older and do all the things they want due to the feeling of being caged during childhood, i'm still thinking.

Krasid: Na waa oo.But what do you expect when you have 15 hours of electricity a week.The government better solve this electricity problem as soon as possible.

How difficult is it to read and understand what has been stated above before commenting. The monies are sent to foreign embassies that have 24 hours electricity supply.

most handsome boy you mean, by the way have you done your homework before posting on nairaland.

i lost my mum too a month ago, still feels like a dream.

bishop oluwole, victoria island

There are some husbands that are meant to leave anyways, here are a list of 8 husbands that should hit the road.


http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/05/8-kinds-of-husbands-that-should-hit-road.html

i also happen to have a very comprehensive list of why cheaters cheat.





http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/why-cheaters-cheat.html

when you receive a job offer from firms like this , there are certain questions you need to ask yourself, the right answers to these questions would tell you whether to accept the offer, for how long and when to move on.

here are the questions.

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/03/job-offer-questions-to-ask-yourself.html

love u mum

@ poster.

You are simply loving the unlovable, and it is clear there are a lot of loopholes in this relationship.

1. It is clear you desire her and feel you would simply take her over by providing for her needs when her heart belongs to another.
2. She clearly doesn't love you or want to be with you but is too greedy and foolish enough to know what exactly she wants.

3. You need to grow a pair and call off the relationship, it would hurt you but you would thank yourself later. You don't have to be angry with her, or descend to the animalistic nature of hitting her( in that case, you would not be different from the man who made front page for bathing his girlfriend with acid).

4. You need to learn emotional maturiry and build your relationships the right way, allowing space for the other partner to have a stake in the relationship without you controlling everything and unconsciously forcing her into it.

5. Don't let this issue sway you, there are lots and lots of women out there that would love you for who you are and not cheat on you , you just have to make yourself the right person.

6. Now sit her down and tell her, " i don't think this relationship is working, you are obviously with someone else and i just can't have it anymore. It's over ".

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/how-to-get-over-your-ex.html

Rooneyboy: Ignore her and act like u've forgiven her, chop her well to ur satisfaction then u give her a surprise package one day with a lady and introduce her as ur wife to be.

Women are nothing but rags and not to be taken seriously as far as I'm concerned.

This mentality is only laying the foundation for a broken home, if you see women as rags and then you get married to one of them , then what does that make you? In answering , you have to ask yourself, which kind of people wear rags on the street?

Nashville: The girl's parents should also be ashamed of themselves for bringing up ill-mannered children. They did not train their children properly, cos if they did, their kids wouldnt act that way. Both the daughter and brothers are very badly behaved and their parents should be ashamed!

My sentiments exactly, it is obvious that they are all very aggressive people who pick offense easily and always believe they are right. I really feel for the husband, he would be really troubled seeing that he married from a bad family like that.

chidindufrank: Humble GEJ thanking us for our support. Oh you're welcome sir. We're also returning thanks to you for grabing at the horn of the bull and defending the poor masses. What a humble man! Fresh water 2015. I can't wait to drink

I bet this is abati or one of his boys.

it is actually not normal for a particular sex to cheat, because any body can cheat, you simply have to understand why cheaters cheat.

In this case , i think you have to understand why cheaters cheat. Read this post


http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/why-cheaters-cheat.html

It is definitely wrong and an indication that all is not well in that organisation, maybe not in terms of finances but in terms of structure, integrity and doing things the right way. That is the more reason why you have to ask yourself some burning questions when you get job offers,here are they.

for you to answer this question, i think you simply have to understand why cheaters cheat

http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/04/why-cheaters-cheat.html

i'm happy for her but her time was not that impressive, she ran 11.00, 10.92 is her best, at the olympics jeter ran 10.78, fraser ran 10.75, that time would have made her 7th at the olympics so she still has to work harder. May God help her.

just before you close the thread, if you indeed get an appointment letter from NIMC, here are questions that you have to ask yourself.


http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/03/job-offer-questions-to-ask-yourself.html

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