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Romance › Re: Woman, Keys In My Dream; What Does It Mean? by Ocholu(op): 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2021

ahmthankgod:
My brother God dey for your side Na God just save you, if not you for dey find your destiny by now

Abi oh! Bro

Romance › Woman, Keys In My Dream; What Does It Mean? by Ocholu(op): 8:27pm On Nov 08, 2021

This thread is with reference to the below thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/6840517/what-does-it-mean-receive

I had a similar dream, but in mine, I and the lady walked some distance probably going to her house. But in getting to there, her house keys could not open her door. In the dream, I was excited about going to her house maybe because of running one or two things.

But; immediately I woke up, I began to thank God that the door didn't happen. I kept hearing a voice saying "Thank God that door didn't open."

So, please fellow Nairalanders, and the Joseph's of our time, I'll appreciate further interpretations. I may be wrong in mine.

Admins please help project to front page for wider reach.
Lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Ever Had A Giftless Birthday? by Ocholu: 11:29am On Nov 06, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

Even my last birthday, my girlfriend forgot it. I am used to not receiving gifts. So even if I do now, it wouldn't change anything.

Na women de always anticipate gifts. If to say na me forget my girl birthday ehnn, na fire and brimstone for rain that day. Anyways, we move!

Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 9:29am On Nov 06, 2021

SenecaTheYonger:
This thread shows that men don’t even know there’s difference between pee hole and vagina.

Succinctly state the difference sir, with reference to my write-up.

Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2021

Babara1994:
They are peeing out their gonorrhea discharge, so that you don't flee when you see their irritating pusy

Seems you're very vast in this business boss.

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Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2021*

I'm not sure you read and understood what I typed Sir! For your sanity, avoid weed.

The guy above me.

Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 4:40pm On Nov 05, 2021

Beebah2000:
Hahahaha
You don't know what is going on.
Hahahaha

Please what's going on baby girl??

Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2021

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM DEPENDS UR LOCATION. NA NORMAL TIN B DAT 4 LOCAL OLOSHO.. U KNW NOT ALL OF DEM USE CREAM TO RUB DER KUNTUS AND MOST OF DEM NEED TO WIWI B4 D NACKIN BCUS DE AR NOT WETT IN DER. SO DE WIWI N WASH IT SO U CAN SLIDE IN EASILY.. NO REASON AM. NA NORMAL PARAOL.. 4 MY AREA HERE, U GO EVEN NACK WIT 5H. WTF MAN

Weldon sir!

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Romance › Re: Final Confirmation & Advice Needed by Ocholu: 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2021

Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 3:43pm On Nov 05, 2021

richeeyo:
You get lever ooo
Olosho for this age
When pussy dey fly all over
Your naigbours daughter
Self dey willing

E never fly reach here sir

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Romance › Re: My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 3:43pm On Nov 05, 2021

kelechi50:
That's an excuse to do the needful, if you know you know

Which needful bros??

Romance › My Weird Experience With Oloshos - What Could They Be Up To? by Ocholu(op): 3:21pm On Nov 05, 2021

I won't deny, I sometimes patronize sex workers anytime conji hit me so badly. My spec are usually those slim girls with gap thighs.

But there's something I've noticed with this sex workers. This has happened for like 3 times; anytime we are about to go down for the serious business, they quickly get a pee bucket and ease themselves.

I find this disgusting and immediately, my Mr Niger D flattens. Then, the question that comes to mind is, why do they always do this? Are they on a normal, pressed or there's an ulterior motive?

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Romance › Re: I Want To Move Out Of My Parents House by Ocholu: 6:48am On Nov 02, 2021

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Tobichuks08:
drop ur contact bro let me link u up

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Romance › Re: Closed by Ocholu: 7:40am On Oct 31, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

In a country where the price of Liquified Petroleum Gas (LPG) also known as cooking gas is on an all time high, and your problem is about who you want to date?

I want you to slowly read the gabbage you wrote and state how disconnected your brain is. Do it sir!

I am pretty sure you've called your parents at home to disturb them about money. Money wey you go mumuly spend on top those girls.

My advice; face your book/hustle. You just behaved like someone who doesn't have home training.

Romance › Re: I'm Confused, Please Help!!! by Ocholu: 6:52am On Oct 30, 2021

Career › Re: Contract Telecoms Or Full Time Elsewhere? by Ocholu: 2:10pm On Oct 29, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

How can you tell us not to bash you? What if my advice comes unknowingly in form of bashing?

Modify your post to make room for peace loving Nairalanders to comment healthily on your post.

Shalom.

Romance › Re: Please How To Set Up A Wicked LECTURER by Ocholu: 2:01pm On Oct 28, 2021

ModestGal:
Wow, you guys are really weak. Who do Nigerians like this abeg? So in your low thinking sef, you think it's proper to fear lecturers.oops,I don't know na children remain for naira land. And again, I have graduated before you were born. And also, with your low level of comprehension,I think you deserve to be failed, and thus you can't see beyond what is Infront of you.

LoL. This one doesn't even need help. I thought that's why she came to Nairaland for.

Anyways; carry your unfearlessness comot my side!

Romance › Re: Please How To Set Up A Wicked LECTURER by Ocholu: 6:54am On Oct 28, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

Thread carefully, least you burn in deep regrets. People who don't confront their lecturers, it's not because of fear, intimidation or anything. Trust me, there are ways to go about these kinda of stuffs.

I read some of your comments and it seems as if you've already known what to do. Look at you saying rubbing to people who are contributing logically to your thread.

My advice, listen to wetin people here de yarn you. Dem fit don de street long before you.

Romance › Re: What's Your Say On This by Ocholu: 6:45am On Oct 28, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

It is evident that your baby girl posseses more intellectual capacity than you. Her cognitive thinking has since matured.

I want you to slowly read your write-up again and see if there's any wisdom in it.

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Family › Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by Ocholu: 7:05am On Oct 27, 2021

OP, let me be real with you;

I really pity you and your shallow thinking. Person just wan carry wahala put for him head. That's not how real men think na.

See bros, if you eventually begin to fufill this stage of your ire/anger, trust me, another stage will come in which you'll wallow in pain and regret.

To be really real with you OP; focus now on building and raising a healthy home. So that your children won't pass through what you passed.

Shalom.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 8 Things You Can Buy And Hold As Investment In Nigeria by Ocholu: 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

Your head get better oil. Probably the one gotten from sardines.

I need to buy these stocks ASAP! It will boost my investment portfolio real good. Even more than crypto.

I think that if the OP is not mentally handicapped for bringing up these commodities as values of investment; we should all begin to invest in them.

Just yesterday, I went to buy some food stuffs in the market, but I couldn't exhaust my list. I went back today, but the prices of what I got yesterday climed up by several percentages.

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Romance › Re: Twitter: A Guy Makes Deceive People into Borrowing Huge Amount Of Money From MTN by Ocholu: 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2021

Romance › Re: I Experience Badluck Anytime I Have Sex With Her by Ocholu: 9:27pm On Oct 22, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

You're a dullard. A very cheap one for that matter.

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by Ocholu: 5:08pm On Oct 17, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

Are you just moving up and down with bearing or what? C'mon, turn up the hustle and get the bag.

Don't heed to any advice here urging you to try soapy.

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Romance › Re: How Did They Know I Am Pastor? by Ocholu: 2:48am On Oct 17, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

I see how despite being a pastor, you still love the romance section.

Romance › Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Disturbs Me For Money For The Upkeep Of Her Newborn by Ocholu: 2:15pm On Oct 15, 2021

OP let me be real with you;

You must learn to forgive. What happened in the past should be a lesson to you but not a yardstick for revenge.

If you want to help someone, help because God in Heaven sees not because of anything.

I can see that you're nursing past grudges. It's fine. I'll suggest you talk to her about it. Let her apologize. That way you sef go get peace of mind.

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