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OP! let me be real with you;

We don't do such. In this hard economy??

These days, boys no even get time to de too much ask ladies out.

Nigerian girls are also getting wiser by the minutes. Always activating Strategies to outplay us. But Mehnn, the street don shine our eyes.

OP let me be real you, you deserve a spot in a zoo.

The Bob risky's in your area are watching you closely.

OP! Let me be real with you;

You're a foolish imposicant. As you get mind bleep person wife, na so them go bleep your wife shege too. Shout Amen!

OP let me be real with you, for making me read this very long newsletter, you go buy me lunch today!

OP do you know that her parents calling to beg you was because of the many benefits you've rendered to them?

Do you also know that, that guy have knacked your babe silly??

Do you know that you fiancee doesn't have an atom of respect for you?

Do you know that when you finally marry your fiancee you'll be a co-husband. Because she must always confirm from her main husband before does or agree anything with you.

Lastly OP, do you know that you fvcked up greatly for allowing her delete those messages? Which evidence do you now have? How would you even read other messages?

A lady who lies like your fiancee is a flirt. Forget those tears, on a normal e go pour.

I believe you're not a simp OP. I trust you know what to do.

Anyways, my lunch is on you. Make I drop Aza?

Lexusgs430:
Let's hope she is equally proud of you....... Or else premium tears loading.........

She's more proud of me.

More wins bro!

I had already won a long time ago. My babe is an upcoming nurse. Proud of her.

OP, kindly tell her husband about your shameful act this morning.

Then update us later on the outcome. Either on your hospital bed, prison or crutches. Anyhow just let us know.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright


Too much hands in pot of soup like egusi dey spoil am na

The thing go come sour

This one don too deep hand for inside pot of soup .

Anytime my mum cooks a pot of soup/stew with plenty meat inside; naso she go tear everybody warning especially me not to go close to it.

That if I want, I should tell so that she'll come and dish for me.

But if na ordinary pot of soup; you dare not tell her to come and dish for you. Na better slap she go use disembark you for her front.

I am still yet to unravel the mystery behind this pot of soup thing!

Damn Niggarr!! Let me articulate this and email it to Slawormiir.

Boy needs to free kpekus juice.

This OP no kuku come get sense.

Great article!

But bro, you're wrong about the printing press. The printing press can never go into extinction. The sector is too heterogeneous and solves man's physically/non verbal communication need that digitalization cannot override.

The paper has survived centuries from other competiting innovations and technological advancement and it is today, still an important need of man.

Same story was told about radio and TV when the internet was gaining mass adoption. Today, these medium of communication are heavily grounded because they solve man's most pertinent communication needs.

If you see printing press as only the newspaper and magazine; I am sorry for you. There's more for you to learn.

My fellow tenant behaves like an animal. Always plays music on high volume even at midnight.

Naso my room, door, everywhere go de shake. I've never seen such a village person.

With his 15k sound system. He doesn't know that when I loud my Sony sound system, even our far neighbors go hear am. But I am civilized. So, I got to respect not just him, but other people in whom we share the same lodge.

Low budget yahoo boy who can't remember when last him pick. Person go just de torment people anyhow.

My other tenants don go warn am. If he continues like this na better decking him go receive. No warning.

I can't really explain meeting myself.

Slawormiir is in a better position to give a well succinct explaination on the time he met me.

Keep sucking bruv! I see your ponmo mouth getting longer than river Nile.

Anyways, I leave your matter for my senior colleague; the Damn Niggarr Comrade.

He has a solid and vast experience in the business of sucking.

Make I book space wait for that Damn Niggarr Comrade.

I heard he is an expert in matters relating to head, Ibo and other haywire endeavors.

You said no insult. But let me be real with you; you're a mumu man. Na the same bus carry you, ozo and saga!

You see your babe de comot from another man lodge on several occasions and you're here asking us what should "I" do. Baba even add "please no insult".

Ode!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Funny enough they are from another state

Babes from Lagos will go to portharcourt
The ones from enugu will come to edo state

That is how it is done....

This one don tey for the game!

Doradorwa:
https://www.nairaland.com/6698989/experience-retail-store-today#104716689

Some of the advice on the thread can help out... They've been helping me but I'm not totally cured

Oga go pack well. You're a stingy man by default. No de claim giver. You're just gradually finding yourself.

Baba said he's not totally cured.

Omo!! Need to double my hustle.

Please I write articles, term papers and project research.

Make una patronize me abeg. Maybe my income fit reach N50,000 monthly.

I am a core sigma male.

Perusing through this article and all I can see are my core behavioral attributes.

Thank God say I no de the same lane or jurisdiction with that Redpiller individual. Always writing rubbish in the name of redpil.

Oblongata:
I beg to differ sir!

Merely seeing friends/family that are married then Bachelors know what they are missing.

I have a very close friend who is a 43 year old bachelor and he has turned my kids to his kids...

Dude calls me way ahead of time to discuss how he would celebrate my kid’s birthday (without asking for his help o)

We (Me and wife) tried hooking him up a lot of times but he was very choosy. The last girl we hooked him up with (That appeared to be perfect. 24 year old Young lawyer Who just finished law college) he said she had incision at her back and that was it...

He confided in me sometime ago that he envies me a lot, and that he knows something is missing in his life, which is having a family.

Reason he had been treating my family like his.

Truth is: Bachelor’s know they are lonely, and they miss having a family.

Do run DNA test on your kids bro.

Envy ko. Envinus ni!

BlackHawk202:
I am a virgin and I just found out there's a brothel less than 1000 meters (1KM) from where I live. I didn't even know it was a brothel before. That place has always been coded. I've seen people go in there with cars including police but I never thought it was a brothel until I saw so many girls having a meeting there today. They were so many. Before you ask how I know they're oloshos, I know from their dressings.

One tried to wave at me and I almost went in.
I am going there now today if I can't find anybody on Nairaland to come tell me everything they know about sex. Tell me how sweet it is, explain everything in details or else I'll go there now and I will enter. I'm not joking.

I have searched the internet about these things and all I see is rubbish. The only forum that explains a little is Quora. I need some persons now to tell me everything about it before I lose it and go to that brothel. The mod of this forum should move this to Frontpage before I lose it. I don't tolerate nonsense lalasticlala Dominique

Bro, abeg drop location. Mesef de find.

AutoChick4U:
Pathetic. When there's phone?

Na me be master of online betting. But when funds no de to fund online account nko?

Jerryherd:
If you know how much tips they make, you won't let them force you to drop anything for them.. it's a matter of choice and gift

They make a lot.

Omo! Today own vex me ehhn.. I played some games yesterday with #100, more than half of the games entered. Betking with their usually wereyness gave me cash out of 1k. Ha! 1k bayi?? After big big odds don enter finish e remain just few games with small odds.

Wetin guy man go do now. The hunger wey bin hold me bad gan! Plus the money I had on me was the 1k to be cashed out.

Naso I lower my pride to go cash out this game. Under very hot sun I trek am. I reach betting shop, oga cash me out this game, him come de look me. "Who de cash out 1k na" na wetin this Benin Micheal Jackson talk o! Hmmm! Oga o! If I wire you hot slap this afternoon ehn, you go rush gimme my money make I disembark from this shop. Hunger wey hold me de tear my intestines; my leg de shake.

Naso werey type coupon code for desktop. Chook hand for drawer, gimme nine hundred naira (900). Aha! Senior man, wey 100 bucks na, shey my money na 1k ni? Oga said the 100 na him own. Say I suppose find am something na. Untop 1k cash out?

Naso immediately I switch to clean and fluid British English, with a little taste of agberosm and ruggedity. "Bro, if you don't hand over my remaining monetary benefits to me, when I am done with ya, your tears will flow longer than river Nile". "Yo! Amma leave you in a physical state of pain no painkiller would reinstate you to your former body self". Naso I continue de para o!

Baba rush gimme my remaining money. One guy for my back talk say na because of 1k cash out this man de shout like this? For my mind, I say if I give this one elbow ehn, him go go back to 2020.

But my question is, why do these betting staffs always think that one must tip them after winning a game? I usually tip them oh! But today's own bust my medullary cavity.

EmmanuelScott1:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-58528893.amp

Make everybody get out!?

Ocholu:
So, I just came into Enugu recently. Man needs to relax na and this konji wey hold me bad. Please someone should tell me where i can find an ashawo joint where clean and fine girls dey? Thanks .

I still neva see any better place.

Sektor8:
Enter kosi hotel for agbani road..opposite Roban stores 1k per cum and girls na from universities and other states

My guy! you na OG. Thanks.

Ocholu:
So, I just came into Enugu recently. Man needs to relax na and this konji wey hold me bad. Please someone should tell me where i can find an ashawo joint where clean and fine girls dey? Thanks .

If person fit see around ESUT sef!

Sektor8:
E fit be..just tell Keke or cab after adig suites..
The place is on the right after adig suites ..
Or if you get money like 7k to 10k for a night babes full sha just go to cubana side for night pick one then plenty

Thank you man