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RomanceRe: Ubi Franklin Dumped By Girlfriend, Adesuwa After Milking His Riches by Ocholu: 12:23pm On Oct 15, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

This Ubi Franklin of a man don suffer for vagina people hand.

Him matter don tire me.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Assembly Commends Onoh’s Job As ECTDA Chair by Ocholu: 12:08pm On Oct 15, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Cruising down Enugu town, all one could see is buildings (ongoing), shops etc marked heavily with red paint saying "Remove, ECTA".

I even saw where they served papers to a building that was near completion saying if they don't " do so so and so" it'll be demolished in 48 hours. Ha!

I come begin de wonder who be this ECTA people. It's either they are doing their job well, or they are flexing muscles.

From they way their writeups are around Enugu town, one can easily conclude that they are a hardworking agency.
RomanceRe: What’s The Worst Experience You’ve Had With A Roommate? by Ocholu: 10:24pm On Oct 14, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Mine was a prayer warrior.

But very good in keeping malice.

Dude doesn't listen to Omah Lay or Lil Wayne but he's quick to judge other people.

I no like those kinda people at all. We shared the same room, but lived like neighbors.

I no send him papa!!
RomanceRe: Stop Doing This As A Guy by Ocholu: 10:18pm On Oct 14, 2021
Some guys will avoid this thread.
See better life lessons.

OP let me be real with you;
Oil de your head.
RomanceRe: See the Girl dat Scammed Me. Photos by Ocholu: 10:43pm On Oct 13, 2021
See this OP calling another Nairalander a simp grin grin.

OP let me be real with you;

You're suffering from blue balls. You want to eat your cake and still have it abi?

Meet close to my house. So that from there you go quickly point your house directing her to just enter.

The lady is pretty much wiser than you. My verdict is; two of una match well.
Cunny man die, cunny man burry am.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Keep Callin Me Chief..why?? by Ocholu: 2:19am On Oct 12, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Can we see a picture of your bourgeois body??
RomanceRe: Been A Minute Guys by Ocholu: 2:13am On Oct 12, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

You're a chronic liar and clout chaser. Wherever you are, I call on false prophet to lay hands on you. You need deliverance flogging from some of his assorted spiritual brooms.
RomanceRe: Why It's Useless To Have A Female Child by Ocholu: 2:00am On Oct 12, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

I really think you should be held quickly and checked. Some nuts must have been loosed from your medulla. Before you enter street start to de pack nylons and jump dustbins.

I've seen that women don do you strong thing. But it's okay. Your perception about them is totally brutal and not fair at all.

I urge you to approach women just as you'll like to be approached and not with the motives of shining their congo. Then you'll see and appreciate how beautiful they are.
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is About Becoming My Sister In-law by Ocholu: 10:10pm On Oct 11, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

I feel like giving you wan better nodding. You babe way another person de shine her congo na him you wan stress Nairalanders with irrelevant thread like this?

My advice.
Finish school, hustle well, get the chips. Then go and marry your girl.
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is About Becoming My Sister In-law by Ocholu: 10:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
heendrix:
Told my sis bout us and she's like how would it feel marrying from same families, even begged her to look for another guy but she's not listening to me
You be mumu oh! Your sister don hustle, find person wey go marry her and you're telling her to leave it and look for another person?

E be like say you just finished smoking unripe indian hemp.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Cameroonian Ladies by Ocholu: 2:59pm On Oct 11, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

You have to update this thread quickly as possible. Which kind pause and update be this?

Or are you not a real nigg**??
RomanceRe: When People Don't Speak With Family by Ocholu: 1:18pm On Oct 11, 2021
Let's connect on WhatsApp dear, I'll love us to be friends.
RomanceRe: I If Like Casting A Spare On Her. by Ocholu: 9:15am On Oct 11, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

I nearly had migraines reading what you typed above. You never chop belle full, you rush give your heart to woman.

Anyways! My sincere advice is not to even try what you wrote up there. Why behave like you're not a real nigg**.

Dust up yourself bro. Hustle hard, make the chips. You'll see that she'll come back begging for you to take her back.
RomanceRe: My Wife Keeps Chatting With Another Man by Ocholu: 1:23am On Oct 11, 2021
I am coming
RomanceGuys Please What's NFT And How To Make Money From It by Ocholu(op): 6:19pm On Oct 10, 2021
There have been a buzz around NFT lately. And it seems like a huge opportunity of making money digitally just like Bitcoin. Remember when cryptocurrencies started, a lot of people shoved it aside. Now NFTs are buzzing and I don't want to miss out.

Now, my question is;
Does anyone have an idea about it,
How it works,
And how to identify its very good propects??

I did some google research but I am yet to fully grasp the whole thing. Brothers and sisters wey understand am, abeg jump in.
RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys And Their Lifestyle With How Future Treats Them by Ocholu: 4:47pm On Oct 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Only a keyboard warrior with no sense na im dey do dorime for club this days

When you hit little....then invest
Una don hear am na. Straight from the horses mouth.
CareerRe: Response I Got After Sending Happy Teachers Day by Ocholu: 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2021
OP! Let me be real with you;

You for just use pidgin. Even your English be like say no be your papa born you.
RomanceRe: I Was Scammed By This Nairalander Last Night..... by Ocholu: 9:18am On Oct 10, 2021
O'kay boss.
RomanceRe: .... by Ocholu: 9:10pm On Oct 09, 2021
Cumming by Naira Marley
RomanceRe: Can She Change? by Ocholu: 9:35pm On Oct 08, 2021
I'm Coming
RomanceRe: My Experience With With An Olosho by Ocholu: 3:02pm On Oct 08, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

You're not a real nigg**. You've carried your disease infested cum and pour inside an innocent woman.

Na jail you suppose dey like this.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Chiwetalu Agu After His Release From Army Detention by Ocholu: 2:46pm On Oct 08, 2021
Ok
RomanceRe: Do You Give Your Ex Money? by Ocholu: 10:46pm On Oct 07, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Don't give your ex anything. I repeat, anything don't give her.

Thank God also, for delivering you from such parasite.
RomanceRe: Can I Get A Generous Help From Anybody? by Ocholu: 10:58pm On Oct 06, 2021
aktolly54:
yes on your main account, you flex muscle like a god. If any guy slid into your DM , you ghost him. Now you are begging for just 1k , go ask your parents or siblings. Thats what majority of gurls do these days.
Let me be real with you bro;

You're a very stupid person. A nincompoop. And a street uchin. You just concluded on someone without even knowing her.

Me I really don't have the money, but I prayed that someone helps her.

I also pray to God everyday not to meet or have to do anything devils like you. **Spits**
BusinessRe: Help! Embarrassing Calls From Loan Companies by Ocholu: 8:40pm On Oct 05, 2021
Naybahood:
OP, See your colleague
Delete this bro. You didn't even hide the person's name and phone numbers.
RomanceRe: Please Advice Me Guys by Ocholu: 9:50am On Oct 05, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Make sure you update us on her response. That's the only way I can dish out a constrictive and logical advise. As for now, go get some ice block and cool your left balls.
RomanceRe: Miracle Or Temptation?? by Ocholu: 9:40am On Oct 05, 2021
OP! let me be real with you;

My uncle one's told me that any money you find on the ground, in a position that's unreturnable. That money is yours.

God sent you 2k and you jumb pass am. Haaa!!

Mesef never chop any solid food since Saturday. But if I had seen that money, nothing go make me make I no pick am and move on.

Except it is somewhere were I can return it or ask who owns it. But if na for street, I go first match am, then use my left hand pick am. Because miracles come in different forms.
RomanceRe: Sex Related Question For Mature Minds Only by Ocholu: 8:48pm On Oct 04, 2021
OP let me be real with you;

Avail yourself to the nearest hospital tomorrow for all STI and STD related checkups.

After which you proceed to the church for deliverance.

When you were busy selecting the babe to knack, did you consult us? After you don chop clean mouth you're here asking gibberish questions.
RomanceRe: . by Ocholu: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2021
OP! let me be real with you;

You invaded her privacy. You a gentleman should know that. Copy one picture, you go copy the whole folder.

You even held it for one week. Probably masturbating to it. Naso them de do things OP?

If I be the naval officer, I for deck you real good.
TravelRe: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by Ocholu: 7:34pm On Oct 04, 2021
OP! Let me be real with you;

Congratulations on your journey! More wins and more flights.

Been drinking garri since two days ago. Make person help my life abeg. undecided undecided

This hustle no easy. But we must keep moving.
PhonesRe: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by Ocholu: 6:20pm On Oct 04, 2021
OP! Let me be real with you;

I don insult Airtel network tire since around 4pm or so.

Never new that it was Mark's fault.

I was even complaining bitterly to my baby girl.

I apologize Airtel.

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