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Screw her silly.
She'll attempt to fake being tired during the match, but no panic, continue till she piss for body (keep going whilst she's pissing too!) and then all her defences would have been broken. (name your price when she wakes up from that screw slumber & you have yourself a tamed subject)

Chai!!...

i go too like chop this Natasha. Very sweet-smelling woman

Gimme the money make i use am buy naija used Camry 2000 model (pencil light) , make i use am dey roll round lagos town.

Imagine studying law only to find out the country is lawless…

I dated my cousin's ex (some 10 years after they dated) and took her seriously not knowing she was sleeping out behind until I caught her red-handed.
Trailed her to a man's house she claimed was a Sunday fellowship she regularly attended.
I was broken, and still am but I hope I get forgiveness and move on!

I recall this guy hanging around Bishop Oyedepo far back as 05-12' like a saint, used to land with a chopper on our school fields back and forth from Faith Academy to Covenant University in Canaan land, Ota.
He went on to be a senator?
I thought he already had the money, why do people delve into politics when they have achieved the ultimate goal for life, comfort?

This should be yummy like soaking too, only with a slight touch of heaven with the milk/sugar mixture.

You better drop this one that you are with.
You think she means well because she gave you sound advice on investments. Please, help yourself. Women are leeches. She will turn on you like the other when the going gets sour. They are just built like that, ingrates.
Enjoy the beauty of going solo to the max and see how things will become better for you.

Something fishy and annoying about how he repeats assuredly that it will not happen again, without any plan to forestall a recurrence. Just shows how they are trying to 'hurry' this through.
Another dilemma is how the indigenes rob themselves off good governance by engaging in some of these conflicts which may be ill-driven by people who want to take advantage of the community.

It's crazy how our leaders would be very insensitive to the plight of citizens.
Street lights should not even be priority in times like this, how about empowering these constituencies with food banks or even something pertaining to direct effect on people?

madridguy:
The Suspect pledged to take care of the wife of the deceased or pray for her to marry another man since he had murdered her husband and pleaded with the police to forgive him.

i cannot express how ice cold the last part of the article is...very

Imagine the bread one prays for. I would gladly be shut out from people just to raise my balance sheets.

Coming from Akpabio as Senate President, what more tomfoolery could anyone ask for?

I spent the last 2 nights outside right in front of my pouch doing greens till I was weak enough to sleep.

I wanted to ask, aren't these things measured and isnt't there a limit for some of these things in terms of weight capacity?

yarimo:
ALEX OTTI of ABIA STATE, come and see what is good governernce in Lagos state .

WHy can't they build rail in the east sef, is it that they do not have as much funds to embark on such projects, at least PH has monorail?

The economic downturn will turn anyone, law enforcement, government officials, civil servants, anyone, into a beast. Looting in massive amounts across different sectors. All Nigerians need to die before a revolution can occur. Sadly, we won't.
Till then, may we all survive this nightmare. At least, some of us.

It's the struggle these 'mixed' (half-caste) girls go through to gain attention through showbiz.
A lack of self-esteem if you ask me, just look at how that prettier one over-extended her rear like a caterpillar for fame

Jollydey:
I cannot be true
For just ordinary car 140million hmmmm

You better believe it will cost more. Consider the rise in the dollar and the model/brand of the vehicles purchased.

Providing the latest for the wrongest (set of people, instead of the masses)
Nigeria i STAN!

bisqit:
with that her smile, she go like prick

Aje!

bisqit:
if Natasha give you toto, you go fúck?

I go dive am raw...believe!

Online dating is like a dog who barks and snarls at the image in the mirror.....
-Sango

Omo she fine, she come resemble that Tonto Dike rival wey marry him ex-husband, Churchill.
Kogi women dey fine too oh....like hausa/ibo women. Some finer sef.

Why is Adedayo Amzat Saheed not here?

I stopped patronising them since the introduction of the subsidy removal, i can tell you 4 sure, most of my 'clients' resort to viewing my status on whatsapp in a bid to understand why i back-pedalled 🤭
Funny as it seems, it isn't. But as usual, we will adapt. In another 6-12 months we would 'squeeze' our way through it. Even yesterday, i noticed a couple of parties held here and there in my neighbourhood.
Nigerians know how to flex in the midst of suffering, it is perhaps one of our greatest undoing for a socio-economic revolution. As the great Fela Kuti put it, ''..suffering & smiling..''

Fed fat to be kidnapped soon by terrorists. Give me N1m i no go serve there!

I believe that morality should not be tied to one's gender. It's important to be a good person simply because it is the right thing to do, regardless of whether you are male, bisexual, or female.

Having said that, there is a state of mind that can be achieved where, irrespective of a person's actions or mistakes, one can still harbor genuine, untainted feelings of love, affection, or familiarity for that individual.

I once had feelings for someone that many would label as promiscuous. I thoroughly enjoyed every aspect of her adventurous nature, without being concerned about her involvement with the gatekeeper or others in the neighborhood. I appreciated the fact that she had experienced more in life than I had, as it provided a unique perspective. Eventually, she rejected me, but I gained exposure to many different things through our time together. Life is a journey of learning. A wealthy person can learn from those less fortunate, just as a servant can learn from their master. What truly matters is not repeating the same mistakes and passing on these lessons to those around you, thus influencing your environment as you've been influenced yourself.

The idiot husband should apologize for his outburst.

Flashback to 99-2003 when i used palito radios on Fridays to Jam Raypower, Rhythm & Cool Fm. These stations made me have interest in the media.
Big ups to Dan Foster (Cool FM) JAJ, the mega don (Cool FM), Kemistry (Cool FM) IK Osakoduwa aka Wildchild (Cool FM), programs like RIck Dees' 'weekly top 40' (Cool FM) AIT jamz (Raypower FM) (m having goosebumps typing all of this because of the nostalgia )
All of these people/programmes bring tears to my eyes.
RIP Dan foster
RIP Steve 'the sleek' Kadiri
Loved the radio and y'all so much i went on to read Mass Communication. (m a Banker today tho, naija can wake you up outta ur dreams lol)
Thank you, OP for bringing back memories. This life go far well-well, who no know go know

I'm inquiring whether appointments were made with consideration of tribal affiliations (such as having one Igbo and three Hausa members, for example). In this context, how can we ensure that her colleagues within the ministry will collaborate effectively with her, especially since her Permanent Secretary hails from the Northern region?