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Providing the latest for the wrongest (set of people, instead of the masses)
Nigeria i STAN!

bisqit:
with that her smile, she go like prick

Aje!

bisqit:
if Natasha give you toto, you go fúck?

I go dive am raw...believe!

Online dating is like a dog who barks and snarls at the image in the mirror.....
-Sango

Omo she fine, she come resemble that Tonto Dike rival wey marry him ex-husband, Churchill.
Kogi women dey fine too oh....like hausa/ibo women. Some finer sef.

Why is Adedayo Amzat Saheed not here?

I stopped patronising them since the introduction of the subsidy removal, i can tell you 4 sure, most of my 'clients' resort to viewing my status on whatsapp in a bid to understand why i back-pedalled 🤭
Funny as it seems, it isn't. But as usual, we will adapt. In another 6-12 months we would 'squeeze' our way through it. Even yesterday, i noticed a couple of parties held here and there in my neighbourhood.
Nigerians know how to flex in the midst of suffering, it is perhaps one of our greatest undoing for a socio-economic revolution. As the great Fela Kuti put it, ''..suffering & smiling..''

Fed fat to be kidnapped soon by terrorists. Give me N1m i no go serve there!

I believe that morality should not be tied to one's gender. It's important to be a good person simply because it is the right thing to do, regardless of whether you are male, bisexual, or female.

Having said that, there is a state of mind that can be achieved where, irrespective of a person's actions or mistakes, one can still harbor genuine, untainted feelings of love, affection, or familiarity for that individual.

I once had feelings for someone that many would label as promiscuous. I thoroughly enjoyed every aspect of her adventurous nature, without being concerned about her involvement with the gatekeeper or others in the neighborhood. I appreciated the fact that she had experienced more in life than I had, as it provided a unique perspective. Eventually, she rejected me, but I gained exposure to many different things through our time together. Life is a journey of learning. A wealthy person can learn from those less fortunate, just as a servant can learn from their master. What truly matters is not repeating the same mistakes and passing on these lessons to those around you, thus influencing your environment as you've been influenced yourself.

The idiot husband should apologize for his outburst.

Flashback to 99-2003 when i used palito radios on Fridays to Jam Raypower, Rhythm & Cool Fm. These stations made me have interest in the media.
Big ups to Dan Foster (Cool FM) JAJ, the mega don (Cool FM), Kemistry (Cool FM) IK Osakoduwa aka Wildchild (Cool FM), programs like RIck Dees' 'weekly top 40' (Cool FM) AIT jamz (Raypower FM) (m having goosebumps typing all of this because of the nostalgia )
All of these people/programmes bring tears to my eyes.
RIP Dan foster
RIP Steve 'the sleek' Kadiri
Loved the radio and y'all so much i went on to read Mass Communication. (m a Banker today tho, naija can wake you up outta ur dreams lol)
Thank you, OP for bringing back memories. This life go far well-well, who no know go know

I'm inquiring whether appointments were made with consideration of tribal affiliations (such as having one Igbo and three Hausa members, for example). In this context, how can we ensure that her colleagues within the ministry will collaborate effectively with her, especially since her Permanent Secretary hails from the Northern region?

Ifunanya Excel, my favorite pornster!

My current situation.

Adekunle the man. I love guys who know how to recognize a woman's weakness and cash in and out on it.
Manipulate the manipulators.

Adekunle the man. I love guys who know how to recognize a woman's weakness and cash in and out on it.

ideynl1:
As a Yoruba Muslim, the governor should know that Yoruba Muslims represent the majority in the SW and we should have the highest number of political appointments.

Yoruba Christian’s can’t have exceeding number of appointments than we the Yoruba Muslims.

You are ravaging bunkers. I detest people like you because you are the problem we have with Nigeria today. How in God's name do you call yourself a well-thinking being with this sort of mindset?
Why do you feel entitled? What does it matter where a person is from or what denomination he/she belongs? Do you not see that it is the ability/capacity to function that counts? Why waste your education (if i do a background check, you shd have a minimum of an SSCE certificate) so brazenly?

This NLC leader is nothing like Oshiomole. Even if you want to share in the corrupt leaders' loot at least let there be some compromise in that, your efforts are reflective of people's interest.
But no, we are in the season of Comedy cos we are a joke to these people.

Abeg! All African children were abused, and the way we get disciplined by our African parents is a bit different from our Western counterparts. Moreover, he apologized so why bring it up again sentimentally if it isn't to do what you Eves are known all over the world like your great servant, the serpent himself, manipulation.
This writer aint falling for this

U dey shoot woman dey form hardman, do not, I repeat, do not ever waste your life over a woman. They were made from the ribs of men, that alone should tell you about their capabilities.

Ah Degea mama don go pray fire ontop this one head

The one that will last abi the one that will not last. He purchased durable products, what does it matter if they are Nigerian made? Is the Toyota Hilux not better than Innoson or whatever?
Double standards will kill us in this country. *spits*

Ah, this guy that has one of the prettiest celebrity wives.

kestolove95:
Mumu instead of shooting urself to limelight na person to go dey shoot to death ..

rtflmao. ngerians are the worst dark jokers, bro, really?

A season of deputies

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MrSinister:
They even tax wheelbarrow pushers! So sad.

Now that you mentioned it, i just figured!
Some of these touts really do the most. I used to think that the money belonged to a union (NURTW for instance) but now that i think of it, there isn't any legal direction to this. Free money everywhere with no institution to document or record these funds.
No wonder some of these touts have gone ahead to bear names like yahoo boys because they too have been cashing out!!!

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Most of these manholes particularly in Lagos were constructed by a company called NFL (Nigerian Foundries Ltd.)
My dad worked there and i can tell you dude is about to make a fortune off selling those (well, not necessarily that exaggerated but substantial)

When you marry a fool na him be ds one!

From Speaker to Chief of Staff?? No be juju be that??

My neighbour told me about a buddy who told him to leave his 110k job since it means nothing in today's culture (it won't help you find a wife or girlfriend, for example), and because most of his coworkers are too young for him to relate to. Contrarily, I believe that is terrible counsel to offer to anyone in that situation, especially if things may get better. What do you think, guys?