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With my revolver , if I'm anywhere close to this church, or venue, I'd walk in, give two in the head to each of them and empty the rest on the priest.

Omniman:
this is a python na, harmless thing

Until it grows big enough to constrict and swallow a 6 foot human

Imagine taking this kind girl to your house, thinking she is fit for action, only for you to end up with a dead body on your hands.

Your brother dey knack your wife ,
Once your child is born go for DNA ASAP, also set trap for them, get a spare key, fake a travel then return one night to nab them, or just fix hidden cams.

Mama Ebuka yam and bean nearly reck me, I use it to start my day,when I get to class , sleep straight. At some point due to the rush, we'd even help her wash plates to serve us yam/beans.

There was a woman close by who also sells yam beans but you'd see people queuing at mama Ebuka , helping her wash plates to get food, people will fight and quarel there. Lol meanwhile the other lady yam/beans has more quantity and is less crowded. No be juju be that

It's too early, no be just yesterday Dem reconcile where Dem see time enter studio,

It's like boys don broke, Dem wan just do anything see Wetin go come out for December.

escortafrik:
All this epistle to get a girls attention. If want to get laid just go here [url]escortafrik.com[/url]
You probably might find here there

Why would I pay to get laid.. when I'm cancelling many free appointments like this

All this story just to get laid,

You want a girl go for her, be as natural as possible, she doesn't like you move on to the next. But above all have Money

Well, I'd just take it that he wanted to have a vacation so he asked her to tag along, now the little hoe wants to play saint, women first try to measure a man up and if they think you're a simp they make you beg for sex, but if you're always been direct you won't have to deal with this kind of nonsense, either way he made a good deal by getting her to return , a better move would have been fvking her that night and sending her home tomorrow.

We understand that you're in love with her but why would you expose her and yourself with the unnecessary details.

Tell me, if I'm married to this woman how easy is it for me to count the number of spa in Lekki ran by a woman who's dark skinned and had three kids with one in final level, and how easy is it for me to locate a guy in his 20s who finished from Leeds university in Ibadan who's chatting my wife up.

Such an idiot, exposing yourself like a fool

You'd need a ladder to go doggy on her,

It will never be well with Lord Luggard for brining this plague upon the south

The de-masculination of the male child continues.

This is what happens when women raise male sons while husband is out there working ,or in single parenthood. Our sons grow up to think like pussies and our women become feminists.

If you're reading this as a man, you must be involved in the life of your sons, teach him to be manly, teach him to be strong willed, disciplined and confident, not weak and soft.
If possible send him to the military school to imbibe this.

I have

Once bitten by a snake you have a time window before things gets bad, this is dependant on the strength of the venom.

On average it takes 10-15 minutes to get an anit-venom. 80% of hospitals do not have anti venom because it needs to be stored in a chill cold setting which most hospitals can't keep,plus because it's not a common occurrence, most medical center don't think it's a good business decision to warehouse anti venum.

This is why snake bites must be avoided at all cost, check your toilet, check your roofs, keep your environment spacious and clean, close up all holes in the Walls and pipes. Don't walk around in bushes or open roofs. Most poisonous snakes prefer chilled cozy places to stay because they are cold blooded reptiles.

Be careful out there guys

Is this a northern or southern school, if it's in the north we can tolerate it but no Southern child in basic five should write like this .

Imaging fucking Amaka on top that mattress

Well, atleast she's matured enough to tell you ,most girls just look for excuses instead to leave you so they don't have to deal with the emotional guilty conscience, this is why she's saying don't leave me while she's the one letting go.

Lol the real simp is you!.
Most guys get their egos pump when a girl makes them feel like they are the only one deserving and other guys are just there to give them money, not knowing they are also been played.

A girl comes to your house to pass days, she consume your food, time , energy and resources and gives you sex which you both mutually enjoy and you're here feeling proud, so much pride that you couldn't contain it that you had to dedicate a whole post on nairaland for it. Damn, bro, you're far more of a simp that you think,

Truly men have become soft and weak. If you're writing a whole post for this, I can only imagine how many people you'd have told and how you'd have feel so proud like you've achieved the world. Yet no money in account, no knowledge in head, no retirement plan and big goals. Na one pvsy wey you fvk (same pvsy many other guys have drilled) and you're here jumping like a rabbit.
Hahaha.. truly some guys are born without vision

A man doesn't crave for attention, he gains attention in his trade, attention seeking and neediness is unmanly, a man must do his own thing and find fulfillment in it.

Don't you have a vision, dream or passion because love and companionship are vain mediocre goals not meant for men, a man in ancients times aima to conquer territories, stack up gold bars and live in his vineyard as a ruler. Shift your goals to important things son,women will come after a man who has made his own space and derive joy in his trade.

Guys ,listen to me, we must be involved in the lives of our sons, train them to be manly and discipline for these current crop of men have grown weak and soft.

Tell this to your sons.

Another over bloated lies just to trend

So in essence you're having sex with sales girls and local street rats and giving them 1,500 naira.

Lol, I know a girl who breaks into prayers after she cums..she asks me to join her in the prayer and prayers can last up to 15-30minutes.

Most people can't deal with their vanity instead of embrace it they live in denial.

For you, I just think the girl you're laying aren't the type of girls that meet your specs you just using them to cure konji, when you meet your specs, you'd be grateful happy after sex , you feel used and get angry with yourself for now.

You couldn't even cook up a fake story well.

No miracle here, just a sign of poor doctors diagnosis, these days doctors do not do proper check before labelling a patient dead we've had and seen occasions of patient in coma buried alive or declared dead

Only a woman who does not value her marriage or one who knows her husband is weak will act this way and only a weak man will tolerate this.

In ancient times, it was paramount to send male sons to the military, not just to support the army but to also instill discipline, most children particular male kids grow up with their mums (mostly because fathers are away at work or war) what this has resulted to is the de-masculination of male child, current crop of men have grown to become soft and weak.

A man must mold his sons to be confident, masculine and disciplined, as territorial creatures, they should take charge of their homes, when you have situations where a wife is okay to chat with her ex and show the chats to her husband, it's manipulation at it's core, and only the chats she shows him that he'd see. This sort of manipulation will ruin his mind and shred his manly confidence. A man must hold his ground firm ,and be disciplined.


Tell your sons this....

Pls hurry to the hospital it's not a good sign

This is not going to end well.
Judging by the stats that I've fvked most of my ex who I reconnected with (even though they are in serious relationships).

Most male ex would only go after sex and can still keep their mental sanity, but females are more inclined to grow attached to their ex by first remembering details of happy moments and then comparing their current relationship with their exes.

In the end, she'd compare all you do to what her ex would have done, this include sex activities, romance, finances, looks and all.
And then she'd find a good reason to cheat.

I also think she's being inconsiderate to her husband, knowing fully well that she's had sex with him before and this may impact his insecurity irrespective of how they both have a triangle relationship with the ex. Men are territorial in nature and no man appreciates another male encroaching into his terrain. It's also true for most woman, I know she will not tolerate your brothers ex gf intruding into the marriage, the only way she feels safe doing this is because she sees your husband as either weak or that she married him not because she's her main choice.

A man must take charge and be in control, in the face of being liked and being feared, chose fear to keep things in check ,he needs to be the man, tell her outrightly if she'd be comfortable with him still chatting his ex, and let her know he's not comfortable with it ,and wants her to quit, now if she insists on continuing, he should leave the marriage when it's still early and save his pride. This may seem like a tuff call , but it's the best call.

To iterate, I've fvked all my exes, and then I'm sure most of us here have done same. The stats don't lie

People don't question the good days but find whom to blame on bad days, when business was booming ,village people were not available then or what?, Ohh, you took up the glory of being a sharp business man who's killing it, now that business is bad everyone is to be blamed except you, it must just be village people or charm being used on you.

You won't admit that you need to tactics, manage cost, adjust salary, seek new business opportunities elsewhere, you won't blame your self for being careless with your phone, it's village people and someone is against u.

This is why I opt for the baby mama system,
Marriage isn't suitable for men, it favours women but it isn't designed to favour men, it's an endless loop of depression, stress and slavery for men.

For a man has no value except for what he brings to the table, a society has no sympathy for a man who cannot fend for his family, he cannot even cry or complain for fear of being labelled weak. A woman on the other hand has value for just being a woman, this is why a lazy wife is labeled lazy by her inability to do basic house chores not in any income generating act, while a lazy man is knowned to be the one who can't make income to take care of his family.

One year of marriage and all this wahala, in 2/3 yrs, marriage will just become two strangers just tolerating each other.


Tell your sons this.

dopesidez:
But I doubt if wizkid would be able to get people send him money as much as this, davido is quite likeable too

Wizkid should get more.tjan this...