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Borrowed stuff dey sweet abeg

I will if she let me keep spare tyre.

it's simple! Nobody dey gree sey e get money until something happen before you go begin see money come out... That's the simple truth.

Kh

grand them amnesty and recruit them into the army.

She found love, but he finds Greencard. It's a win-win situation.

Good!

If you defaulted for a month, I would have blame you... But these azzhole can assassinate your character for defaulting just one day.

It's foolery to give someone loan and expect them to payback with ridiculous 40-60% interest in 7 days... You think if they have the means to get such money in a week time they'll take loan?


Loan sharks are criminals in search of quick money.

henrycloud:
Please if you know how I can get adult intimacy gadgets and toys in large quantity, kindly DM for good business.


Scammers Keep off PLS!

Go Alibaba go buy naw

Vx

DECENTBWOY:
Good morning nairalanders, I know its too early to post this but this issue has been troubling me for a while now.
I can't sleep, even if i eventually do, i can't stay asleep, for example if i sleep by 2am, i will wake up by 4am and thats it for that night.
It has been going on for months now, and i hardly sleep in the afternoon too..
If you observe when i made this post, I slept around 3am because today is my birthday, i was answering calls and chats from well wishers, now i am up again around 5, thats why i made this post, i am fed up...

Please can you guys suggest a very strong sleeping tablet for me? I really need to sleep and stay asleep, i mean lock everywhere up, eat, take the tablet and sleep a very deep sleep, a kind of sleep that i will not know what is happening around...

Please help a brother, i don even begin de slim like who them de squeeze blood commut for body....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUMBLE SELF BTW...

Sleep disorder is mostly cause by our actions. You've altered your natural body sleeping-clock by your actions. You might be wondering what actions?

1. Phone Addiction: pass 9:00pm, you're on phone till late 11pm-ams, it becomes a pattern or routine, you do it everybody. Unknown to you you're simply telling your body to adjust its natural sleeping clock.
The human body is constantly learning whatever you want it to learn, even our unconscious actions.

*Same is applicable to TV screen time, watching movies till late night every night.

*Running Mind: Spending your natural bedtime to worry about things, which resulted to too much thinking and loading your mind with too much informations to process for the night.

I was a victim of your condition, as an IT guy I spent unhealthy time exposed to blue light... This was my practice for years in my 20s, until the repercussion started when I get order.


Solution: Create a sleep time and STICK TO IT on daily basis like your life depends, repeat it everyday for months and your body clock will adjust to that time. ( You'll see no matter where you are or what you're doing well whenever it's that time your body will automatically alert your brain and you'll start feeling exhausted and sleeping. This can only happen if you stick to that routine for months)

About waking up and not being able to fall asleep again, everything I stated is the reasons. Once you follow this instructions, you'll see changes. (if you wake up and can't sleep, don't just lie down, after 20 mins, wake up and move around for few minutes before you go back to bed)

It was for luck or perhaps it was involuntary.

Ez mil ft Eminem: Realest 🎶.... Officially released today. MAD SHXT 🔥

All the rich men and big boys I know in Nigeria, no dey japa, except to go vacation or business trip...

Why do broke and mid-class folks like to going to slave around in the white man land?

If all those white folks japa during their nation building phase, would their countries be what it is today?

$1k is huge money in Nigeria, $1k in the white man land can't pay your monthly bills.

By the ways:
Eminem lovers, the GOAT just dropped some bars, kindly update your library with EZ Mil ft Eminem: Realest

lordprogress:
Lol you nor get chill sultan of sokoto dey inside o.
It won't be funny.

I wouldn't mind if TinibU was among

Ofemmanu1:
Those delegates aren't ordinary humans.

They're men of Valor, Timber and caliber.
Men whom a million men could die for.


If Niger try shitt with those men, even Mohammed will be disappointed.

Delusion can any of your men of valour and palour survive one headshot 😂 🤣

Niger army should just abduct all the delegates and lock them up till 2027

The fact that there are humans who actually believe TinibU will perform makes me to doubt the sanity of some humans.

You don't like the firm or the job? Which one is your problem?

IconicR:
All these conspiracy is not good, for God sake how many months has Mr president spent in office

😂 Person wey go fail exam no be at the end of the given time... Na from seeing the questions. Illusion is still believing you'll pull up a miracle after seeing questions you have no clue to answers.

helinues:
Not aware about the name of the state.

Meanwhile, Have the Transport unions in the said state shared ordinary Nasco biscuits to their members?

Not aware of the state? 😂 🤣
You forgot you once used that particular image for your ill-talks about Anambra and you forgot you once commented on the original thread when that picture was posted.

You're no different from your pay masters

frankblinkz:
Are you saying premarital sex is okay for you,and having a child out of wedlock

What's premarital and what is child out of wedlock? Were you doing hide and seek relationship? Or you were dating someone you know you can't marry?

Jovialjune1:
And you went to school, if educated people are told to raise their hand up you sef go follow join, imagine this your thinking

School me ma, help my life

Op kindly include "answers Strictly by virgins only" because none virgins no fit marry impotent man.


As for we men, if you can't conceive as a woman I should have known in the relationship and make my decisions to go ahead with the marriage.

No matter the verses of Quran and Bible you read to me, Whoever I'm dating MUST RECEIVED protruding stomach from rudeless and merciless kxcking before MARRIAGE

fuckJones:
see the way you reason, una no the think deep at all, if Ukraine war finished today were do you want USA to sell their weapons? have you ask yourself why it take USA 20years to replace Taliban with Taliban in Afghanistan?

So Russian is part of the deal bah?

fuckJones:
The Niger military with a combined force of less than 15,000 boots including Airforce personnel isn't up the 82 composite Division Enugu, 3 Armoured Div Jos, 81 Division Lagos Garrison Command. They can't withstand Land and Air forces of the Nigerian and Ecomog forces. The after-effect of the military action is the reason for caution. Let's not add the 1st Division in Kaduna and 2nd Division in Oyo.

😂 Una don start analysis... Na so una analyze Russian v Ukraine, one year later... Russian is still yet to capture or defeat Ukraine 😂 🤣 na 2 weeks una been analyzed sey e go last.

Nigerian entired army is made of 85% of Hausas/fulanis and Niger is the 2nd home to an average Hausa/Fulani... I hope you get the drill 😂

I'm here wondering why a black man is paying another blackman to teach their children how to speak like their slave masters.

These white folks really did great number on the mind of Africans

FreeStuffsNG:
Call to duty is service to humanity. He should please serve o.

He should please ignore those who want to blackmail him to reject the offer to serve his fatherland.

There's a reason why the video is coming out now from the social media constituency of Shehu Sani and it's for political reason, not for patriotic or altruistic reasons. He should not fall for the blackmail.

He has learnt a lesson from this and next time will make such statements conditional like when Pastor Bakare prophesied that Pa Obj will die in office and later said God must have changed his mind after intercession. If God, the immortal invincible all-knowing can change His mind for a cause, HE El Rufai, a mortal who doesn't even know all can not be faulted after learning he was inaccurate when making that illustration based on his presumption about the future.

Nigeria still needs that his 1st Class brain, intellect , experience and his bold, frank can-do spirit. Check my signature for free stuffs!

SMH, very obvious you lack integrity.

Tech is the solution, you just need to be at your A-Game and think out of the box.

Tech takes dedication and time, which is one thing most Nigerians lack. We need fast money.

Agro and tech is the solution to Nigeria unemployment, combine the two as a skill and the sky is your starting point

Merry100:
Lol, you are judging a total stranger and comparing yourself to him. The fact that the guy in question has not achieved as much as you have achieved doesn't automatically imply that he is lazy. Mr. man, if you can't help others, let them be; don't contribute to their problem. Sometimes, words can be sharper than swords. Must you comment, he said his friend is on the verge of giving up, and you wrote this. Where is your conscience?

Thought I'm the only pissed by the guy bragging... Everyone destiny isn't the same.
Dude just came here bragging, forgetting there are people who achieved x of what he's bragging about

okoroemeka:
sometimes I wonder how some men can relax so much and reach such years with nothing,is it laziness,lack of seeing opportunities,lack of proactive thinking,procrastination ,or simply accepting mediocre living standards?before I was 25 yrs I already have a car,wife,two children and a small two bedroom bungalow,it is sad that not everyone can pull him or herself out of poverty and that reinforced my belief that success is tied to state of mind,there is a proverb in igboland that says,e ejigi mkpacha nsi egbe agba adaka ozo,which means you cannot use scrap leftover gunpowder to shot a gorilla.

It's not post to brag about your achievement, everyone is born with his/her destiny. There are those who achieved x of yours in their teen, that doesn't make you a failure during your teens.

It's shallow to picture the world with your own perspective.

Remember we are all wired differently.

Ishilove:
Oh... Really? How are you able to differentiate between human and AI posts?

Not that hard, you can always notice from the first line of sentence.