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Politics › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong In Eating Agbado And Cassava by Offpoint1: 4:13pm On Jul 16, 2022
Arysexy:
I'm imagining how he is going to cope with debate, he may not show face cos he will definitely commit serious blunder on National TV
Lol debate? Let's not imagine the blunder please grin

He'll definitely avoid ALL Debates
Politics › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong In Eating Agbado And Cassava by Offpoint1: 4:03pm On Jul 16, 2022
Arysexy:
Imagine

Na so so foods dey his expired brain. Nothing to offer except food.

Did we tell him we are gluttons?
Dey nonsense him dey talk no funny, na dey fact him dey spend 10 hours pausing before resuming his speech na da one dey funny
Politics › Re: There Is Nothing Wrong In Eating Agbado And Cassava by Offpoint1: 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2022
Arysexy:
So there is nothing wrong if you have kwashiorkor too?

Say a louder Amen.

Agbadorians are really daft after smoking Pablo EscoBAT weeds

Agbado in the Morin, cassava in the noon, yam in the evening

God forbid!

I'm not ready for such, I'm voting OBi/Datti of LP so I can eat balanced diet with combination of protein, mineral,fats and oil, carbohydrate etc
You even missed the new Tifnubu dropped... "you will not import lunch, you will cassava, garri, eba....... Famers will make money, you will eat cassava, garri, ewa and everything" grin
Politics › Re: Osun Election: Voters Defy Rain In Ife (Photos) by Offpoint1: 10:57am On Jul 16, 2022
How I will defy for Obi
Politics › Re: We Will Buy Guns For Ondo People If Terrorists’ Attacks Continue - Akeredolu by Offpoint1: 9:51am On Jul 16, 2022
Naso
Crime › Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Offpoint1: 9:47am On Jul 16, 2022
kerry57:
Thanks for the correction sir.
Yeah
Crime › Re: Report Robbery In Police Stations, Not Twitter – Lagos Police Spokesman by Offpoint1: 7:15am On Jul 16, 2022
kerry57:
Unserious naija police is asking the citizens to report robbery and crime to police. What will the police do if u report? They can only do the following?

1. Ask u to pay report fee
2. Pay fuel money that will take them to the scene
3. Ask u the type of guns that the robbers came with? (The most important of all the questions).
4. How many of the robbers came for the operation
5. By the time the would have finished with all these questions, they know that the armed robbers would have finished operation and u know police does not refund money.
6. If para venture they are able to meet the robbers and successfully arrest them, they will collect money from them and release them. This is the most wicked part, the armed robbers will now fully come for ur life for calling police on them.

Naija police no work, I don't know what they learn when they go for training abroad.
It's "per adventure" no such word as "para venture"
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: We Are Looking For A Graphic Designer/digital Artist To Work With Us by Offpoint1: 6:53am On Jul 16, 2022
27naira:
Hello Nairalanders,
We are looking for a digital artist/graphic designer to work on a long term project with us.
If you are interested, we will schedule a zoom or skype call with you for a chat and also look at your sample works.

If you're a promising prospect, we will commission some works with you at an agreed price for you to begin to understand what we are looking for and how we work. If all goes well, we will take it from there.

If you're interested, please get in touch by emailing: Daniel@toolr.co.uk
Is this offer still available?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Was Raped By Her Vice Principal by Offpoint1: 6:01am On Jul 15, 2022
luminouz:
You know nothing,Snow.

That guy told you the truth. But then,most men saying no single man can rape a woman are either weak physically or just plain capping.

A single slap or blow from a man can make a woman concur to anything he wants. You underestimate how strong a man can be when his senses are overruled with lust. Didn't you read the story of Ammon, the son of David, who raped his half-sister?
Take it or leave it as long as she's still conscious and the guy has no weapon, there's no issue.

You also have no idea what human is capable when faced with danger.
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Bashes & Breaks Rearscreen of SUV then rolls on ground begging by Offpoint1: 4:53pm On Jul 14, 2022
He shouls chill, na car e bash no bi person e kee
Politics › Re: Osun Election: It Is Not Our Duty To Stop Vote Buying, Says INEC Commissioner by Offpoint1: 4:47pm On Jul 14, 2022
How people their votes baffles me... These are the descendants of the Biblical Esau.
Romance › Re: Erumena Amata: The Lady Who Married For The First Time At 64 by Offpoint1: 12:51pm On Jul 14, 2022
Women go dey do like sey dem no need us men yen yen... but once that 30/35 o'clock don't knack.... Na endless weeping every night and mountain of fire prayers points grin grin


At 80 Man fit still see wife in less than a week...
Culture › Re: How Can Blood Oath Be Broken? by Offpoint1: 12:18pm On Jul 14, 2022
EmiDon11:
Member's in the house.,
I am bout to take a blood oath with my girlfriend but i am afraid, what if we cant marry?
How can it be broken?
Can the two partners(me and my girlfriend, if the two of us agree) break it?
Pls i don't want insult .,
I only need matured answers
Grow up baba, this 2022 not 1256
Celebrities › Re: I'm A Proud 'Prostitute' - Tacha by Offpoint1: 12:13pm On Jul 14, 2022
Let me go and DM her for price, I want to check something
Properties › Re: See What Is Happening In The Compound l Am Living In. by Offpoint1: 11:01am On Jul 14, 2022
Nothing, even the Landlord doesn't know I'm still living in his house grin
Crime › Re: Young Girl Beaten For Stealing Generator In Delta Is A Drug Addict (photos) by Offpoint1: 11:25am On Jul 13, 2022
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Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 8:28pm On Jul 12, 2022
EmmaxKeys:
Hmm..if it's the Christians, I don't think it will have any effect, it will rather boost their faith. Bible doesn't say there's no life beyond earth.
If there are other civilizations, is Jesus applicable to them?
Politics › Re: Tonye Princewill Quits APC Over Muslim-Muslim Presidential Ticket by Offpoint1: 8:07pm On Jul 12, 2022
Problem for those who will vote president

Crime › Re: Abortion, Adultery, Witchcraft, Suicide: Unknown Actions That Can Land You Jail by Offpoint1: 7:23pm On Jul 12, 2022
I rather go to jail than read something that long
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 7:02pm On Jul 12, 2022
SpaceMarshall:
Sorry to break it to you.
It won't make any difference.There is no record in the scriptures that life existed only on earth.
It has nothing to do with whether there's life elsewhere, it has to do with the belief itself
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 6:59pm On Jul 12, 2022
GreyLaw:
Religion won't be destroyed. It is not afraid of facts. It's humans who have put faith into a straight jacket. God wants this whole thing revealed because then those who refused him on blind faith will the accept him on empirical evidence.

Life is too ordered to be a coincidence. And yes, there are beings out there. A simple out of body experience will show you that. Real humans know there are being out there, not far as in far out in space, but far because they are in a different dimension.

NASA will find nothing in the physical universe. The CIA already use remote viewing and other metaphysical apparatus to eavesdrop on people all over the world. They know there are other civilizations out there, but are NASA is trying to contact them physically and will fail.
There's not doubt there other physical physical or 'spiritual' beings out there, in fact from Biblical hints the heaven is within this very earth hence every biblical ascension happens to be "vanishing in the clouds"

I believe in different dimension, All those dead planets scattered all over the universe might not really be dead planets. There may be beings in all those planets but not visible to human civilization, same we may not be visible to them too.
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 4:48pm On Jul 12, 2022
jmoore:
Are we alone?

Some people are of the opinion that it is ridiculous to believe we are the only ones in the universe. They believe that there are others like us in other planets. They think it a waste of space if only earth is one where humans and animals can be found.

Me: Humans migrated from one continent to the other till all continents became populated. So why should that be different for planets?
Inasmuch it would be great to see creatures living in other planets, I think there is nothing in those planets.

Just like humans migrated from one continent to the other, they should migrate from earth to other planets.

Goodluck in finding a habitable planet.
Migrating from one continent to another isn't the same thing as migrating from one planet to another talk more of one galaxy to another.

The barrier is the distance
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 4:45pm On Jul 12, 2022
Tombrown3:
In as much as believe the bolded; I disagree with you on the it being classified.

My reasons being: it has been a top and major research held by scolars scientists, like... It's there job and life time research to find eveb the smallest living thing on other planets or galaxies.

They can never in all the billions of dollars in the world hide this information when being seen, never!

Secondly, most of this scientist are atheist. Anything to make disbelief of the Christian faith will be welcomed immediately. Imagine having to argue publicly on a theme "if God created the living things on earth, then who created the living things on so, so, so and so planet" when being discovered.


Lastly, I hardly believe anyone will keep his or her lifetime research, his life hard work a secret when eventually achieved.

It's like telling a yahoo guy who just made 50 million naira not to buy a car because people will think many things. Lol. He will even fight you for such advice! cheesy
You should understand regardless of how many private individuals are involved Space exploration, they're largely monitored by the government.

If there's some form of ufo headed towards earth, government wouldn't want to cause public panic, such information will be withhold. Even if it's leaked, they'll debunk it and make it sound like a conspiracy theory.
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 4:35pm On Jul 12, 2022
EmmaxKeys:
How will it destroy the largest earth religion? I am inquisitive.
It's very simple if you've read their holy books
Science/Technology › Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Offpoint1: 4:31pm On Jul 12, 2022
redcliff:
mind you, there is no where in the bible it states that there is only the human race. The bible only focused it teaching on the Adamic race. infact as a christian, i strongly believe that there are multiple other living species far outside our reach even if we built the fastest spacecraft, it will take hundreds of years to get to by then, a generation or two would have been wiped out from the earth, Infact, I am certain God made it that far because he does not want a mix and he knows the extent to which human can go to explore. Just like when the people were building the tower of babel and he destroyed their communication because he saw it as a threat and not necessarily because they could get to heaven if they continued anyway but it was the determination he saw in them. Take it or leave it, we are all a game to the most high. There is life out there its just not within our reach and may never be.
Try convincing religious that there are other civilizations out aside from heaven and see what you got
Sports › Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by Offpoint1: 2:54pm On Jul 12, 2022
sad
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Nation Mobile App For Campaign, Others by Offpoint1: 1:42pm On Jul 12, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed OBIdience is the only solution! Nigerians do you want MC Oluomo as your Minister of Transportation under a cocaine gobbler with his owomida harassing you all in public throughout the country?

#OBIdience 2023
Christianity Etc › Re: Youths Chase Away Preacher For Disturbing Their Sleep In Alagbado, Lagos (Video) by Offpoint1: 1:26pm On Jul 12, 2022
yomi961:
Father forgive them for they do not know what they are doing.
No more religious freedom?
Why them no remove the one wey dey mosque?
The demonic agenda has started, what will now happen if tinubu wins??
Can you try such outside Africa? Even the country of those who brought it to you?
Career › Re: Define Your Career Life With One Word - See Funny Answers. by Offpoint1: 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2022
Chai
Politics › Re: Funke Akindele Announced As PDP Lagos Deputy Governor Candidate by Offpoint1: 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2022
grin
Politics › Re: "Emir Of FESTAC Town" In Sallah Parade In Lagos (Pictures) by Offpoint1:
Nothing special, 200 years from now southwest will be conquer by the fulanis... It'll be faster if Nigeria separate.
Phones › Re: Man Receives Unreleased Google Pixel 7 Pro After Placing Order For Pixel 6 Pro. by Offpoint1: 12:22pm On Jul 12, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
Liar where u get ur own iphone 22 for 32k
grin China sir

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