₦airaland Forum

Sleep on brother, none of us will be leaving alive.

Same way I'm using iPhone 22 I ordered from China, total cost was 32k.

I'm so proud of myself

At your age, pathetic.

Prepare your will because you're about to die of heart complications and hi BP.

The most foolish things men do is to take nonsensical nonsense in the name of trying to impress women sexually.

Pathetic

It's impossible to say there's no other civilization out there.

If ever a civilization is discovered out there NASA will never make it public. It'll be a top secret and classified information only for world powers and some US top military personnels.

Such information will totally destroy the largest earth religion.

Thantayo:
First missing, then found.. but dead. Poseidon strikes again.

On a serious note tho.. Lagos should add swimming lessons in school curriculums. More than 50% of the population don't know how to swim and they are living near the coastal areas.

It's an essential survival skill to have. Ever wondered why rain was able to wipe the earth?.. Non of those guys knew how to swim. Noah is no exception.

Enroll your wards for swimming lessons today. Water is as dangerous as fire.

Do you know swimming drains energy faster than running? How many minutes can you run without getting tired?

Current also matters

I like keeping my evil thoughts to myself, it's not good for public consumption.

Advancesam:
Plz I need help on where to download Photoshop cs6 for free not trial version

Getintopc

Hussein035:
I believe there's no Biafra agitation again since Nigeria is now possible. Pls pls pls, if obituary loss I don't want any stupid and useless person to come here and cry for Biafra again otherwise we will conclude that the Igbos are very confused set of people that needs aggressive marginalisation

Husseini let's meet at the poll

Zulu2022:
that one no de turn up,I mean escort ads

OK, that will go against fb/Google policy.

Medianna:
Woaw didnt know about that

But you know of trouser, that should had given you a hint

Zulu2022:
Who the run hookup work here nd Sabi how to post ads ND other stuff

What kind of ad do you want to run? I run social media ads if you're interested

Yelawolf ft Eminem - Best friend


Lyric
Yelawolf verse 1
Ain't never been much of the church type
But I believe in the last days
I walk through Hell almost every night
But I believe it's a pathway
Say boy, what you doin' with your life
With those tattoos on your face?
Say boy, you know that you'll pay the price
Well, I guess I'll see when I head that way

Chorus
To the Father, Son and Holy Spirit
I hold You nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with Your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me Hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah

Yelawoft verse 2

I don't know much about Holy Bibles
But I grew up in the Bible Belt
I put my love for a woman on idle
Because I got beat with my mama's belt
But I learned from my mistakes
Try hard to respect people for what they believing in
But if you spit on my fucking grave
And wish me Hell then I wish you well
I'mma send you straight up to my best friend

To the Father, Son and Holy Spirit
I hold You nearest
My best friend, best friend
Let the trumpets blow with Your appearance
I can almost hear it
My best friend, best friend
When you wish me Hell upon my soul and spirit
Behold these lyrics
I got a best friend, best friend
Yeah, I got a best friend, best friend, yeah

Eminem verses
God, please could you arm me with the armor
To calm me when there's drama like Gandhi?
Could have gone the other way many times
Could have turned Dalai with the lama
But I squashed my beefs and things seem to be looking decent
Recently, but don't jinx it, it's like Clint Eastwood
Looking for peace though, maybe not finna enter
The priesthood, but at least should
Make an attempt to show some remorse
And to be some sort of a repenter
For the people I've been a menace to
Not a preacher, but a shit starter and finisher
Into the mind of a thick skin, but a short temper
This patience of mine is thinner
Than twine is when I
Get attacked so I might say something back that might offend you
So if you don't like when I rap or
What I have to say on the mic then you
Might wanna act just like quarterbacks
And take a fuckin' hike when I snap 'cause I'm a sinner
(I got a best friend, best friend)
Plus balls and intestines
And they never been yes men
They gon' tell me when I'm fuckin' up
The minute I'm ever giving it less than
I'm about to vomit and I can feel it coming
Cause failure's something I can barely stomach
And I only listen to my gut
So unless you're my fuckin' belly button
Don't tell me nothin'
You ain't my (best friend, best friend)
Who you think I'm talking 'bout?
Lifts me up when I'm down and out
Still look to him without a doubt
Still got a (best friend, best friend) Shout it out
Like there's never been a louder mouth
Should have never been allowed a mouth
Now that I got a higher power now when I blackout, power outage
They powerless, but they crowd around
They tend to flock like shepherds, the black sheep
But I be the worst thing that these motherfuckers ever heard
When I'm counted out
You be D-O-A, they'll announce
But pronounce you dead when they sound it out
So prepare for a rival
Your arch enemy surrounds you now he's all around you
Not even the doctors at the hospital
Are gonna shiggy-shock you back to life
It's in-piggy-possible to revive you
That's word to the diggy doc
Stiggy-stopping is not an option
Something I'm not gonna do
I'm the Iggy Pop of hip-hop when I walk in the booth
Dawg, I'm the truth like Biggie rockin' with 2Pac in the suit
Talking to Proof dropping a deuce
Fill up a syllable clip like a refillable script
Cock and I shoot
Who you think's my glock that I use?
That I pull from to get my strength up against these haters
And he'll be waiting at the gate when you get sprayed up
Sending you hoes straight up to deal with my (best friend)

I think dey Bible don talk sey we should give thanks in every situation?

Na same club people dey go church and mosque naw.


We were once all believers until the veil was lifted and the lies became obvious.

drisham:
Please I'm also a graphics designer
How can I monetize it

Have you read my respond?

F117nighthawk:
That's always the problem with u Nigerians, always justifying what is bad because government put a ban on it, is Okada transportation a decent mean of transportation, where in the world will u see Okada as a means of transportation in a metropolitan city,before Okada came were people not moving around? Do u even love your life at all, is it not when u are alive u will even go to work? I live here in Lagos and I go to work by boat sometimes, I see all the rubbish people do when they board these boats even late night and even rushing in the dark for God sake even without life jackets, what kind of human beings are u nigerians haba

quote author=Offpoint1 post=114586702]
If you don't live in Lagos then you don't deserve to make this statement.

Lagos state banned bikes without providing alternative to ease movement. Imagine you closed from work 4pm and spend 2-4 hours waiting for bus to your destination, I bet whatever alternative you see after 4 hours of waiting you'll take it.

Using boat without life jacket is what I'm against.

Where do you see justification?

If you don't want people to use elevator to a skyscraper building, simply provide a staircase.
You don't cut off access to the elevator before you start building staircases, you build staircase first before you cut off access to the elevator.
If you failed to do the necessary thing people will be forced to climb the building via the windows and walls regardless of the danger it imposes.

F117nighthawk:
The rules says no night travel by boats in Lagos state, and always wear your life jackets, but Nigerians remain dumb to this simple rules and instructions,
They will just continue to die avoidable deaths, I know many ignorant ones will still fall victims of this simple rules

If you don't live in Lagos then you don't deserve to make this statement.

Lagos state banned bikes without providing alternative to ease movement. Imagine you closed from work 4pm and spend 2-4 hours waiting for bus to your destination, I bet whatever alternative you see after 4 hours of waiting you'll take it.

Using boat without life jacket is what I'm against.

helinues:
Offpoint

I thought as much.

helinues:
How many monikers do you want to be using to engage with me.

This is your second monikers this morning.

Na so engagement with me dey so important to you?

Meanwhile, your engagement is always boring, if possible, you can stop mentioning/quoting me.

Werey answer the questions he asked and stop trying to avoid. P

helinues:
How many monikers do you want to be using to engage with me.

This is your second monikers this morning.

Na so engagement with me dey so important to you?

Meanwhile, your engagement is always boring, if possible, you can stop mentioning/quoting me.

Werey answer the questions he asked and stop trying to avoid.

Penguin2:
Kwankwaso will live to forever regret the day he let stupid pride take better of his thinking faculties.

It’s obvious to me now that these people are always never in tune with the reality on ground.

Or how else would you explain the fact Kwankwaso seemed to have been totally unaware of Obi’s popularity among the Nigerian youths across the country which is why he was trying so much to paint Peter Obi as a southeast candidate and all other trash he talked.

Now, Nigerians know that Kwankwaso is just another ethnic jingoist.

The shit he said and done will affect his present and future political ambition.

Oyinlade07:
You people are just deceiving yourselves up and down.. If he gets 3m votes please save this page I will dash you 10k.... Trust me I will do just that... Some of you will just sit down somewhere and you will be dishing out lies everyday.... My brother if you are not contesting in APC or PDP for Presidency you can't win.. Do you think Nigeria is a sane country?? The only state Obi can win is Anambra state no other state is sure for him... Forget all this online propaganda...

Let's meet at the poll

SIMONEKPA7:
Nigerians played into the hands of yahoo boiz by ending SARS, now every where don scatter.
Insecurity every where since SARS was scrap

Please tell me the meaning of SARS and the purpose it was established for...
When you're done, then tell me the most prevalent crime currently in Nigeria and how is it related to SARS.

To die easy?

E no sweet

Just an average stew a 4 year me can cook, it doesn't deserves Frontpage.

LP won't win, yet una no go rest... Na LP bi everybody problem all of una know sey Obi na extreme threat to all other parties.

Na online party bah? Make campaign start, e go clear for una eye.
Una go experience political campaign that no one has ever witnessed in Nigeria.
We go give una Jehovah witness with little touch of Lord's chosen style of campaign.

Obi no go even need to spend shishi

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2

I'm not responsible for whatever you're going through in life...

I don‘t hate people I've never loved and hate is a strong word.

Perhaps you should rephrase the title to -"The most annoying Nairalander"

The Nairalanders I find extremely annoying are that Righteousness of a man and that BBQgriller dude.

I don't find righteousness annoying because he preaches, I just find him annoying because he lack common sense. (He's the only Nairalander I don't bother reading any of his comments)

BBQgriller I just find this annoying because he's on every thread spitting jargons

Thebadpolitican:
You go scream or you go fight ?

You no get my first answer ni?

RedChiefPriest:
Make all of us dey rush aso rock like this with koboko if the president don dey mess up.
Our politicians over here just too get peace of mind.
That's why somebody will use the country catch cruise,embezzle money,cause insecurity and will still feel safe and happy after his regime knowing nothing will be done to him.

Dj! 400 kegs of palmwine with lucozade boost for these citizens
Barman! Play me "This country is on Fire" by Fireboy and Aquaman.

Go try am, Nigeria wey dey use live bullet dispatch crowd na him you wan go try am with

Thebadpolitican:
If a guy is trying to rape you to be truthful would you scream or rather fight him ?

A fellow guy? even devil no go wan try that with me.

If I was to be a woman "I will do both and more"... I'll bite off his dick, eyes, ears, navel, balls....

Thebadpolitican:
Flee when held hostage women were built to do what a match man with physical strength

Offpoint really

Unless weapon is involved or she was knocked out.