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Romance › Re: What Was Your Most 'Broken' Moment And How Did You Survive It? Share Your Story. by Offpoint1: 10:21pm On Mar 19, 2022
I've been broken a thousand times and out of the thousand I never gave up hope. I'm that dude that believes everything is temporal.

My most broken moment was when my mom needed my assistant with 10k and I couldn't helped cuz I was broke as F...
Romance › Re: Do People Really Hates Nigerian Army Like This by Offpoint1: 10:06pm On Mar 19, 2022
Try police
Romance › Re: Why Did Your Last Relationship End?? by Offpoint1: 10:01pm On Mar 19, 2022
Never experienced heartbreak...
Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 10:00pm On Mar 19, 2022
I don't wear shit that let me bulged... I tie wrapper when I'm indoor.
Romance › Re: The Ordeal Of Relationship In 21st Century by Offpoint1: 9:05pm On Mar 19, 2022
Tajbol4splend:
These holy holy people actually think they know who God is, they know absolutely nothing about him
Dey shit dey vex me, Dem no wan dey face reality.

Na God give Adam Eve himself, we know sey Eve was responsible for Adam's downfall
Romance › Re: The Ordeal Of Relationship In 21st Century by Offpoint1: 9:01pm On Mar 19, 2022
omooluorun:
Relationship built with all sincerity on God's foundation cannot be moved. Of course there will be tribulations but God will come through.
Una no like to dey face reality, that's my problem with religious people.

God gave Eve to Adam directly himself, yet she was responsible for his downfall.

Let's face reality, wether God gives you a wife or you picked it yourself... A marriage that Will fail will fail
Food › Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language/Dialect? (Photo) by Offpoint1: 8:52pm On Mar 19, 2022
Mindlog:
Udara
Calaba r man
Family › Re: The Snake In My Neighbour's House!!! by Offpoint1: 8:33pm On Mar 19, 2022
Don't know why I don't find this funny undecided
Politics › Re: ‘inaugural Slap’: 10 Times Bianca Ojukwu Made News Headline by Offpoint1: 8:26pm On Mar 19, 2022
Wondering why I booked this space
Crime › Re: 85-year-old Man ‘killed’ In Ogun, Body Dumped Beside River by Offpoint1: 7:12pm On Mar 19, 2022
I don't do tribal shit, but I give Yoruba Muslims distance. Anything with Alfa I'm always extra careful
Crime › Re: Mexican Cartel Dumps Body With 'Frightening' Joystick Message To Rivals by Offpoint1: 10:50am On Mar 18, 2022
Don't know between nomad Fulanis and Mexicans who more uncivilized and barbaric.
Health › Re: Doctors Remove Cup Stuck Inside A Woman For 4 Years From Sex Incident by Offpoint1: 10:47am On Mar 18, 2022
grin Imagine a guy with long anaconda having sex with this one and boom his dick came out chopped off grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pentagon Says Frustrated Putin May Use Nukes If War In Ukraine Is Unwinnable by Offpoint1: 5:20am On Mar 18, 2022
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Properties › Re: How Do I Eject This Tenant? by Offpoint1: 6:25am On Mar 17, 2022
donbachi:
Some people are just been wicked to themselves,and feel they are doing someone else.

Land him no help u buy,block him no mould for u,woods him no buy and no kobo was contributed.
Op,changr am for am with 7 midnite prayers.and pray it like dis

1: Oh GOD arise and put confusion between(mention his/her name)with the lawyer
2: Ask GOD to destroy his source of income cos he/she has destroyed urs.
3: Ask GOD to give him/her a bigger pharaoh
4:Ask GOD to give him/her shame and disgrace in ur neighbourhood that will lead to his/her packing out.
5:Pray for such person to fall into the hands of fraudsters.

Pray with holy anger.
You're simply a joke, God is so petty that you need him to evict your tenant. What do you ignorance Christians took God for? An errand boy?
Politics › Re: Lagos Seeks Understanding On Lekki-ikoyi Tollgate by Offpoint1: 5:45am On Mar 17, 2022
A state suffering from terrible traffic has no business tolling their roads.

Give the LCC staff new jobs, let them clean all the dirty gutters in the island. The gutters needs more attention than toll gates.

By the way, they're free to open all the tollgates in Lagos but as for the Lekki tollgate... Until someone is charged and sentence for the innocent youths they wasted, there'll be no gate tolling.
Family › Re: Help: How Do I Greet A Neighbor That Just Gave Birth by Offpoint1: 8:35am On Mar 16, 2022
Enter and congratulate them, ask for gender, demand for powder, biscuit or drinks, tell dem lies "e too resemble him papa or mama", finish your drinks- drop something---max 5h, promise to come back dat ya going somewhere.... move.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: The Lack Of Good Designs And Designers by Offpoint1: 8:34am On Mar 16, 2022
grin You critique a bad design which I'm in support of, then you ended up uploading your terrible design yourself cheesy
Travel › Re: 2 Men Struggle To Carry Plus-Sized Lady On A Bike by Offpoint1: 8:29pm On Mar 15, 2022
May I never try to carry a burden that is not mine in Jesus Name
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Threatens ‘full Force’ As Russia Takes War To NATO’s Doorstep by Offpoint1: 5:26pm On Mar 15, 2022
seyz91:
cheesy

Badboy
Sir, you don't what my "unfinished" business entails grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Threatens ‘full Force’ As Russia Takes War To NATO’s Doorstep by Offpoint1: 5:25pm On Mar 15, 2022
Himtulie247:
grin grin grin
Kpekus in this kind of Nuclear war grin grin grin

Kpekus Kee you there angry
Which do you prefer? die a happy man or a sad man? grin grin

I choose to be happy bro, I choose to be happy grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Threatens ‘full Force’ As Russia Takes War To NATO’s Doorstep by Offpoint1:
Righteousness2:
Forget Biden!!
Nomerica will do nothing!! Anything she tries to do will Fast Forward her Fall.
Nomerica is a shadow of itself!
Mystery Babylonis Gone!
She is Weak and is only an Expert in Propagating so called Climate Change, Lgbt, abortion and Nonsense
grin Trump loss still dey pain this one grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Threatens ‘full Force’ As Russia Takes War To NATO’s Doorstep by Offpoint1:
When they're ready to push Nuclear buttons they should let me know... I have some unfinish business with my landlord's daughter.
I wanna die a fulfilled and happy man
NYSC › Re: Inside And Outside Of NYSC Orientation Camp Abuja - Video by Offpoint1: 2:22pm On Mar 15, 2022
They should scrap this nonsense and give every grad at least 1m to do something reasonable with their lives
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid Strikes Earth Off The Coast Of Iceland by Offpoint1: 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2022
arimahoseloka:
The Bible clearly instructs us to be vigilant, watch and pray, else that great day will take you unawares.
Even way way back Jesus said repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Yet he said that thousands of years ago, does it mean what he said is useless, offcourse not. As christians we must stand ready at all times for we don't know the day or hour neither do the angels know.
When I say seek wisdom, I'm not joking. You wouldn't compare the zeal people had for Christ returns a thousand years ago and that of today. You can clearly see how it's fading away and it'll keep fading away in years to come. All thanks to preacher like the guy I quoted.

Like I said, if you want to preach repentance, preach repentance-- don't add foolery to it. There's a thin line between being vigilant and being excessively paranoid.
Romance › Re: What Were The Most Hurtful Words You Received From Someone You Love? by Offpoint1: 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2022
Vinnie2000:
'Your head is just too big. I honestly wish its ur Penis that was as big as dis'!
grin grin Jeez! nigga that shit was brutal... grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Incompetence Just Cost Me A Job, I Feel Worthless by Offpoint1: 12:59pm On Mar 15, 2022
It's normal to feel useless when nothing seems to workout.

The problem I can deduce from your writeup is LACK OF CONSISTENCY, nobody is sucks at anything... CONSISTENCY is the key.
I know you need to eat, if you're alone wolf with no helper of any sort, kindly divide your days. maybe 3 days for hustling, 4 for rigorous learning/practice of your skill. Do this for just a month and you'll see a drastic change.
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid Strikes Earth Off The Coast Of Iceland by Offpoint1: 11:53am On Mar 15, 2022
arimahoseloka:
Mr know it all running his mouth, you even dumbly beleive God will be laughing on his throne? You are a lost case, Now tell me. What message is more important than to constantly warn Christians about the incoming calamity approaching the earth and telling them to repent. There is no greater message than the message of salvation. Jesus always said repent, for the kingdom of God is at hand. Any other sermon you hear is not as important as this. This message of the repentance is the most important of all.
If you want to preach repentance, preach repentance-- don't go around accompanying it with high level of stupidity, else you become a tool of mockery.
I don't see Jesus going around preaching repentance when a bird fart, a dog shit or rain fall... those are natural concurrency.

Simple "Repent and give your life to Christ" is enough message than the foolery that dude is making around on daily basis.

I hate stupid people.

going around and associating every event with endtime will make the gospel totally useless and questionable if Jesus did not show up in another 1k years. Internet keeps records......
Imagine in a thousand or more thousands years time I read all Christians linking Ukraine-Russian 2022 War to endtime on the internet----Imagine it.

Seek wisdom please
Science/Technology › Re: Asteroid Strikes Earth Off The Coast Of Iceland by Offpoint1: 9:40am On Mar 15, 2022
Righteousness2:
Events of the Great Tribulation is casting its Shadows Massively on the Earth.

We are seeing Plagues, Earthquakes, Pestilences, Famines, Wars, Deaths, Insane weather Patterns, Hailstones , Volcanoes, Floods, Asteroids,etc.

Ladies and Gentlemen, go and read the HolyBible book of Revelation. These are the events that will rock this world in FULL FORCE once the Bride of Christ is taken away.



Folks!Let us Humble ourselves and seek the Face of GOD
Let us Cry to GOD in Repentance and Surrender to JESUS Christ as our Lord and Savior.

What is Coming on this earth is Unbearable, Unbelievable and terrifying!
Run for your Life! Run to JESUS Christ!
HE is the ONLY way of Escape.

Even God will be laughing at you right now on his throne...

I've never met a Christian as dumb as you sir... Go and figure out the numbers of Meteorite hitting earth atmosphere daily from inception.

If every Christian are as dumb as you are, I rather worship sango.

No one is afraid of end time, either it happens today or tomorrow
Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by Offpoint1: 3:25pm On Mar 14, 2022
lasisi69:
I knew because, aside that, Wrong move !!!
Yeah, it was a wrong move... I figured that out early
Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by Offpoint1: 3:20pm On Mar 14, 2022
lasisi69:
what attracted you to her in the first place ?? undecided
My testosterones was on high grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Police To Go On 2-Week Strike Over Salary, Outdated Weapons by Offpoint1:
They were never useful in the first place.

We had them absent for 2 weeks during #endsars and Nigeria didn't fall.

By the ways, civilians should shoot-at-sight any policeman protesting. Let's feed them their own medicine.

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