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When the hell will plastic national ID card be ready? Done it since 2014 and shit still ain't ready

Everybody in my hood know my name and I know their names even though I don't associate, but I'm the realest dude cuz I got everyone back whenever troubles come calling.

The respect I got is none to other.
I don't do chi chat with them, they don't even know when I'm in or out, but I give the boys bars for weekends razz... Bail any if trouble rises- both singles and married folks.

One thing I've learned is "Don't associate too much and don't keep your distance too much"

When I celebrated something I was surprised at the gifts those guys showered me...

finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.

You're married and you have a "girlfriend'?
Your problem just begins

Do it

Graphicer:
Please I designed a flyer for a client with my phone it was saved in PNG. The client said he wanted to print it and they asked me for the Corel draw format.
I don't have a PC is it possible for me to edit it to cdr on my phone.

I have the image as bmp is it useful

You can't simply convert an image to a CDR file extension, even if you save with CDR format the content will still be JPEG.

If the exported file is in high resolution, the printer should not have issues (That's if you exported in the right color mode)

Reasons printers asked for Raw files is simply for color separation.

Techsupport:
you should have asked him what haircut style did Christ promote.

They're just too dumb to answer questions intelligently, I gave up on asking them any question.

A literal definition of a "real nigga"

In the quest to seek our daily bread, may we not become a daily bread to other daily bread seekers... Amen

That righteousness of a man, I really feel pity for his kids and neighbors. I initially thought he was a teenager until I found out he's actually above 40 years from one of his comments.

I think there's some form of drugs or chemicals fed to Lord's chosen members, few of them I know in real life have completely lose touch with reality.

One once told me 'I'll go to hell because of my haircut, my hairstyle isn't "Christlike"
I simply told him "If your God is petty enough to send me to hell for 'Obama' hairstyle, then you need to question your sanity about who you're serving.

Insanity is one of the requirements of being a member of that church

Trying to figure out who I'm ahead of...

Their family problem, I ain't interfering if she had other brothers

My grandpa had like hundreds of those stuff, there are 2in1 walking stick

You've crafted your name Bruce

faithfull18:
Offpoint, you will surely be disappointed, you need to change your circle. In Nigeria alone, there are about 200million people and virgins still abound. Smh.

I don't keep no circles sweetheart and I ain't saying there ain't no virgins... But I've been around enough to detect one.

Hydronium:
I won't. I promise.
And I can give you updates if you want...

Not interested in update, you'll create a thread when it's time.

Hydronium:
Lol. Thanks tho but I don't believe in that. My fiancee & I are 'certified' virgins and looking forward to a satisfying sex life.

you'll be disappointed

I remember my El-bro used to use me as the delivery boy, I usually open the letter on the way and take out the 5 naira he used to put inside.

Mumu me wey no sabi read dey remove money wey dey lettter, my cup full one day I no no sey baba don write about money wey dey later and when to send remaining balance.
Mama read later, offered me food and wrote a reply mumu me still carry reply we talk sey no money inside letter go give my brother
I no go forget the beating I receive till today

Revive her...

ETHICALLYrlght:
It's the way these woke libtards interpret very clearly spoken words to mean the most bizzare things that makes me fear for the future.

Alopecia is simply baldness. Pep Guardiola, Zidane, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Rooney etc are bald. Many girls that use hair extension lose their hair when they get rid of the extension. Boys that also carve their hair frequently suffer alopecia, especially, if genetics does not favour them. As long as I know Mrs Smith she's mostly had short hair and it appeared to be her fashion statement. Her daughter, Willow, has many short hair images saved in the public gallery too.

It was a clear GI Joe joke and the character is a powerful and charismatic female . It had nothing to do with a disease.

If you think that joke in any way mocks a health condition then comedy shows should be prohibited because it means when a comedian makes a joke about someone farting, every listener with gastrointestinal disorder should assault the comedian or every chubby girl with an eating disorder should assault a comedian who makes jokes about a glutton. Make a joke about a snoring husband and get slapped by men with sleeping disorder. My examples are even incomparable because alopecia isn't even a sickness.

The "health condition" claim shows that the world is becoming more stupid. Alopecia is not cancer. It doesn't reduce a person's quality of life in anyway. More like a fashion defect but the way they're all over it one would think it's like stage 4 renal failure.

The reason he reacted that way was most likely because his promiscuous wife thinks so highly of herself and believes she shouldn't be the subject of a joke. Medical condition talk no be am at all.
Trump has been repeatedly trolled as "Orange Man" by these same people. Let's find a name for a medical condition that makes people orange and throw everyone to prison for ableism.

Smith childish display was totally influenced by his wife's displeasure with the joke of whom he initially laughed at. I just laughed at people saying Smith was "defending his wife's honour"

These 2000s kids nawao,... What are we raising?

They've drained few million bucks out of him.

Righteousness2:
Op kindly do me a Favor!
Go to that place and check for that lady!
Something has Happened there today!!
Something unimaginable has happened!
The GOD of CHOSEN has caused Wahala there. The person caged has been liberated! Something strange has hit the girl.

I love your confidence in foolery, perhaps you should request the location, go there and perform your deliberation yourself.

Probably an ex who promised her marriage and later dumped her for her friend

Reasons guys should let women know your intentions the first day you asked her out.

If you want sex only, be blunt and all out about it.
if you see "wifely" potentials, let her know but never make no promises.

qekng40:
Lol, I'm off the market..

God! Why am I always late

Let goan cry in peace

qekng40:
Congratulations, but...


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The left babe is obviously his first girlfriend, while the right babe is the sidechick that got pregnant for him.

The guy has this "I don't give a shit" look.

The guy is probably a farmer, hunter or a fisherman because no salary earner or businessman can dare go on such a suicide mission in this current economy. If a salary earner pull this stunt, he'll commit suicide before 2023.


I envisioned marrying 2 wives for the sole purpose of having 3some for the rest of my life, but my current girlfriend has let her intentions known to me. I don't wanna wake up with a chopped off dick one morning, that thought scares me more than death and hell.
It's better I burn in hell for eternity than live a dickless life for just a short period of one month.

I always moved on

JaskanFactor:
This is why comedy is evil, and most comedians in thier real life are actually very mean people.
Being in the business of talking to make people laugh can easily lead to very dark places.
i never watch comedy its not good for the spirit.

Saddist, get help before you kill yourself one day

Faller:
RIP To the dead

In other Note, I just went through the last thread, Nigerians una really get mind sha,

See as una dey advice that guy not to repay Sokoloan any shishi.

Some una go collect loan, next thing una go zero una mind for repayment.

Omo, I can't stop laughing

I'm fully in support

Why not, the condition was not to kill "em... Nobody say nothing about caging 'em

Masturbation

For 8 wasted years he couldn't build any hospital he could treat himself there. Nigeria as a country is joke regardless of region.

Thugnificent:
Less than a week bro

Imagine that, just less than a week.

Frustrate them too until they beg you