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johnmartus:
So anyone with sulaiman is jihadist? Can you call that bishop sulaiman a jihadist too.

Stop responding to stupid people on Nairaland, it's a very exhausting job.

So the charges these banks had been removing all the while, what are they doing with it?

You check balance, they charge you..
You make transactions, they charge you...

What are they doing with it?

3 business that sells in peace and in war...

Food business
Bleep business
Stupidity business

So sister choose out of the 3...

In times of peace or war, people will eat.
In times of peace or war, people will fxck
In times of peace or war, there will still be available of stupid people.

You see that thing call photography, avoid it as a married woman.

I never knew the stress photographers and models go through, until the day as a graphics designer I have to supervised models in studio for a billboard ads shoots.

That was when I know each of those billboards or ads pictures you see... It takes photographers hundreds of shots to get a single picture that bring out the right expression.

I spent a whole day for just 5 pictures I needed, photographer took hundreds of shots... It get worse when babies are involve.

For every 1 minute or 4 minutes ads video you watched, know that months of work was involved.

Br

MALIGNANTGuest:
Then start packing your LUGGAGE.
Because the number of senseless people there will always defeat you. You can't win them.
Never underestimate the Power of FooLs in Large crowds.
They will elect another PMB, possibly a more terrible one this time around

Lol, if I have my way I will have been gone... But dogs need someone to leash dem.

Whoever they elect we suffer it together

wpadmin:
You see this people ba. I wish another protest higher than the magnitude of end sars will erupt again. These people do not mean well for us at all. And some of you will blame IPOB for destroying government properties in the east.

Lol 2 is actually cut off mark somewhere in Nigeria?

Lol

MALIGNANTGuest:
I just want to believe you don't reside in Nigeria.
You sound rational & intelligent.
PMB's wife has every right to wake up one morning and divorce PMB'S... although I don't know how Islamic Laws operate. But HUMAN RIGHTS are always supreme and can never be truncated.

I reside in Nigeria boss, not all dogs that eat shit.

MALIGNANTGuest:
NIGERIA is truly finished.
This is not about PMB.
The Guys behind this need to be arrested now.
IF we have too many Fools and incompetent people in circulation, that means the chances of picking another incompetent president is sure.

Do they know that they can be JAILED for infringing on their human rights?
That LADY whether married or not can decide to divorce her husband and move into BASSEY'S HOUSE as second Wife.

Y will I kill my WIFE If chooses to leave me today & marry another man for reasons known 2 her.
I can only plead but it will be her decision 2 make.
PEOPLE need to start having sense in Naija.

My brother the questions those guys are asking is more inhumane than the act the 2 consented adult committed.

There was no rape involved, these 2 adults consented to their act... The best their various hubbies could do is to divorced them. I wonder why those psychos were asking them extremely stupid questions.

Ok

What the heck did I just watch?
Who the heck is are those guys behind the camera?

ChybuzzDD:
Bros, if you get that 800k and more today, do you think i would be wise to spend it on phones? Big guys no de spend money on phones like that. Na small girls like the one you saw de do such stupid things.

Having and not wanting to buy is a different ball game from not having at all...

That's my point.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

American school buses are yellow because humans see yellow faster than any other colour, which is important for avoiding accidents.

Alaye humans see red colours faster than any other colours, that's why you have all danger awareness signs in red.

Ok

Righteousness2:
When a wise man/woman or Nation sees Mysterious Calamities, He stops and ask himself what is Happening!
A Foolish being will continue to put his/her head until it is Cut off!

Iranian Leadership should Hands off Israel Directly/Indirectly ASAP.
These Mysterious Disaters are not mere Coincidence.

The Handwriting is Clearly on the Wall!
The wise in the Nation Should be called to interpret the Writing on the wall.

When I needed you on this thread " Synagogue Bleacher Collapses Near Jerusalem, 2 Killed, Over 167 Injured
You were nowhere to be found... I knew if I was the opposite, you'll jumped to conclusions... You just did as I predicted

Righteousness2:
When a wise man/woman or Nation sees Mysterious Calamities, He stops and ask himself what is Happening!
A Foolish being will continue to put his/her head until it is Cut off!

Iranian Leadership should Hands off Israel Directly/Indirectly ASAP.
These Mysterious Disaters are not mere Coincidence.

The Handwriting is Clearly on the Wall!
The wise in the Nation Should be called to interpret the Writing on the wall.

I try to imagine how your close friends and relatives cope with you...

SegFault:
Seun please create a block button let me not be seeing this useless morons posts ahn. I have the freedom to read what the fck I want to read.

Honestly even the useless BBQ of a guy doesn't annoy me as this guy

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ekestic1976:
My cousin who's 72 is on Nairaland. Nairaland is an intellectual forum. You learn everyday. Thanks.

I made my assumption based on comments I've been reading on Nairaland sir. There are some many immature comments on the forum, I sometimes wondered if it's teen forum.
I guess 1976 is your birth year, I'm honored to engage an Elder here for the first time.

ekestic1976:
The best experience I have ever had in life. I was recommended to a Muslim professor from my Department in the university in the mid-1980s. They were three brothers each having his own Business. My Master was the eldest. I don't want to mention his name, because it's a popular Muslim family in Yorubaland. A few days after I started work (I was living in the premises like a member of the family) the haemorrhoids (piles) I had been nursing from my university days got burst. Instead of sending me away as a new worker, this great man had me admitted in LUTH and I was operated on. He cautioned that I shouldn't tell any of my people, not even my twin brother. He saw me through the illness. He wouldn't allow me to go back to work until I was totally healed.
At the end of about four years, he got me fixed up in another job, which has remained my profession since 1989. Earlier, he had sent me on a training.
When I was about to do my wedding in 1994, this great man bought clothes for me and my fiancee from London(he had a personal home in London).
Lest I forget. He came to my new workplace(I had left him then) in 1990 and told me that he would be going to London. I told him that I needed a VHS video player. He bought it for me for £250 pounds. I still have the receipt. It was an Hitachi Front Loader.
Earlier in 1987, whilst I was still with him, he would be going to Switzerland. He bought for me a colour television, called SABA, 99 channels.
It's remarkable that all of us working for these brothers were Christians. Never was anyone discriminated against!
I don't want to mention his name. He died in February 2001 at 83 years. He's from Egbaland while I'm from Ekiti. I wept my eyes out at his death.
If you do not believe this story, it shows how far down Nigeria has gone. It's a true life story and God knows that I do not have anything to gain by lying at my time of life. I'll be 64 years old in November, by His grace.
Interestingly, I wasn't the only one this great man did a good turn for. I've heard many stories told about his generosity. May God preserve the soul of Professor S. O. B.
That Muslim is not a bad man, just as that Christian too is a good man. Most of our mutual suspicions were engendered by the politicians. I'm a born again Christian and Professor S. O. B. did not at any time put me to scorn. I still enjoy the fact of my affiliation with him to this day and I'm still in touch with members of the family. What I said about him was just a little of the love he showed me.
I wish I could tell you more, but I'm preparing my Biography, to be published by my personal publishing firm later. The man introduced me to publishing. I WILL never forget that great man. My prayers is that whoever are named with him this side of Eternity shall never beg to eat, IJN.

I never knew there are Elderly people like you on Nairaland, I'm honored to read your write up.

Tinyemeka:
My man!

I sight you my nicur

adeniyi65:
Team Eminem sighted.thats my g.

I got you my man

ledaman:
God bless you Bro.

Amen brotherly

Righteousness2:
If truly Shekau is dead! He will Right now be regretting all his evil deeds. He must be pleading and begging for second chance so as to right his wrongs. Alas! It is too Late.

Let those alive be warned! There is no virgin anywhere on that side! If you Die in this wicked act, it is Straight to Hell Fire.

Right now in hell? what happen to judgement day?

If Shakau is truly dead he's currently not in either heaven or hell, but not until after judgment day.... Which version of Bible are you reading Mr pastor?

Suite inside sun? WAhala no dey finish

MercyBam:
e be like say dey don break this Eminem heart tire o

Yeah, he invented heartbreak

Tablechair:
Stop this nonsense.. the Armed Force's recruites from the 36 states of Nigeria!!!

If you talk about civilian jobs.. I'll agree on that.. but military, nah..

Quit the lie! Quit the lie! Quit the lie!

Please. Don't just kill the hopes of the op!!

Wake up from your dream bro, reality isn't for everyone

How do you pronounce this Eyjafjallajokull

Do you know anybody that know anybody?
If you don't know anybody that know anybody who know somebody, my brother no bother us.

Your name has been exchanged with one Ibrahim Sanusi, who knows one Alhaji Abdul Fahad from Sokoto