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Romance › Re: Bolt Driver Share His Experience He Had With A Gay Man by Offpoint1: 10:38am On Feb 13, 2021
stupidmod3:
but d tot of dick in me ahhhhh



full session
with ur beat 10k
with our beat 30k
I like changing my negative situation to positive ones in my thoughts. So, instead imagining his D in your Ass, imagine your D in your bae's... And replace the pain with the thought of 20 Millioncheesy and it's a win win situation.





How's your sound quality? My flows are fire, hope there's an extinguisher in your studio? I'm fit, I rarely spit, but merely touching your mic you can distinguish me from everyone's hit you ever head on the radio. I might come in peacefully, but I'll be leaving behind a deadly impression.
Romance › Re: Bolt Driver Share His Experience He Had With A Gay Man by Offpoint1: 10:04am On Feb 13, 2021
stupidmod3:
hahha nahh mine different one time drilling n crying afterwards lol then smiling later.


am in lagos egbeda
20 million is enough to correct any physical and psychological damage the bastard might have done to my assgrin



How much for a track?
Politics › Re: Police arrest Mr Macaroni at Lekki tollgate by Offpoint1: 10:00am On Feb 13, 2021
etrouble:
Go over what you posted one more time, then do a self assessment of your life. The way you are going, will you ever make it in life?

A young graduate called Mr Macaroni could not get a descent job, he decided to create one for himself at least to be able to feed himself.

Now, government is oppressing everyone including you, Mr Macaroni decided to protest even on your own behalf and here is the rubbish you've got to say.

If you and other lazy youths and internet miscreants continue like this, then it will be difficult for you to make it in life and impossible for you to make Heaven.
My brother, I shook my head by all the comments I see from the suppose youths/future of Nigeria.

It's very clear they're happy in their suffering, trying to free them now becomes a threat.
Politics › Re: Police arrest Mr Macaroni at Lekki tollgate by Offpoint1: 9:54am On Feb 13, 2021
blamingthedevil:
Jobless idiots will block roads and right of ways for millions of Nigeria and called it Peaceful Protests.

The sick want to go the hospital, you blocked the roads.

The hardworking Nigerians who live on daily bread want to go to work to earn and feed their families, you blocked the roads.

People who want access to their residencies to rest for the day, you blocked the roads.

Pregnant women who are going to the hospitals for deliveries and check up, you blocked the roads in the name of drug filled, prostitution filled and clout chasing protests.
When people start feeling comfortable in their suffering, then you know they've gone passed any form of hope, redemption and freedom to their woes becomes a threat to them.

That's what I see in your comment...
Romance › Re: Bolt Driver Share His Experience He Had With A Gay Man by Offpoint1: 9:47am On Feb 13, 2021
stupidmod3:
i rather do d drilling than get drilled lol
You do the drilling, you pay the money...
He does the drilling, you get paidcheesy

I'm a business man and I love to get PAIDcheesy



Where's your studio located in Lagos? It seems I have talent I didn't explore..
Politics › Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ibaban. One Dies As Hausa Man Hits Him With Charm by Offpoint1:
Family issues, it's elder brother and younger brother stuff. Dewee settle ojare, evee body go home jare, that's how diz brothers used to do jare.
Romance › Re: Bolt Driver Share His Experience He Had With A Gay Man by Offpoint1: 7:20am On Feb 13, 2021
Had my own experience too, if the offer was favorable I would have gave in.

It's better I accept 20 million offer to have my ass drilled momentarily, than to kill a human, rob or kidnap another for the sake of money.


No harm is involved here....

Having your ass drilled momentarily for anything less than 20 million is where foolishness comes into play.
Romance › Re: Have Ever Seen People Having Real Lif Sex Before.. by Offpoint1: 7:06am On Feb 13, 2021
Why will I wanna watch two grown ups stressing their lives?
Crime › Re: Mother Dumps Her Newborn Baby With A Written Note Along A Road In Katsina (pix) by Offpoint1:
I'm more concerned about the father, was he aware of her pregnancy? What kind of 2 stupid individuals.... P2 was how much?
Romance › Re: I Like This Guy So Much But I Need Help Not To Show It Too Much.please Advice Me by Offpoint1: 8:44pm On Feb 12, 2021
MeghaneMorgane:
Hi,
Please I recently created this account to avoid people knowing me as I am an active member.

Now I met a handsome young man through a professional group chat. One time I posted a message on the group, he went to check my dp and sent me a message afterwards. He is in his 30s and I'm in my 20s He asked me if I was married, I said no. I asked the same question he said no, and then he started to show so much interest in me. He went straight to the point about wanting something serious and wanting to know me better. We chatted for some days exchanged pictures and then I proposed we meet in person. Like joke, in less than a week of chatting the guy is coming to my city to see me.

I'm now beginning to realise that maybe this guy is not joking. Because of how serious he is, I am beginning to like him. I didn't read any meaning to our conversations when it initially started but now, it is like I'm falling head over heels for him. I'm trying to restrain not to show him that I like him too much so that he will not come and take me for granted. I am not being difficult but I'm just being cautious. But the problem now is that it is getting harder and harder to restrain myself by the day. Please I need advise on how not to show this guy that I like him too much.

PS: Please nobody should insult me. Just advice me. Thanks.
Just download these songs by Enya

*Only Time
*Last time by the moonlight
*Once you had gold
Romance › Re: Kazakh Bodybuilder Whose Sex Doll Wife Broke, Now Wants To Mate With Chicken by Offpoint1: 7:39am On Feb 11, 2021
From the hairs on his body you should know he was supposed come in form of animal.
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back TV And Decoder He Bought For His Girlfriend After Breakup (video) by Offpoint1: 7:33am On Feb 11, 2021
Relationship wahala, e no dey finish
Romance › Re: Who Deserves A Valentine Gift My Mum Or My Wife? by Offpoint1: 7:18am On Feb 11, 2021
Spend it on your mom, then on mother's day you get your girlfriend a gift.
Food › Re: You Can Eat Only One Thing From This Plate by Offpoint1: 9:16pm On Feb 10, 2021
virago:
I'll eat the grass by the side of the fish since I be ebelebe
Grass kwa??
Crime › Re: Clearing Agents Arrested As NDLEA Intercepts ₦32 Billion Cocaine At Lagos Port by Offpoint1: 7:18am On Feb 10, 2021
bestman09:
So, this investment just go down the drain like that? Someone's hustle and money? Very sad.

Before you mention me, between kidnapping, armed robbery, ritual killing and drug trafficking, which is more legit and lesser evil?

Drug traffickers should be left alone. Some of you don't know the courage and investment that goes into this business.

Whenever they succeed, you people will hail them and pray to be in their shoes but whenever they are bursted, you will be the first person to castigate them on nairaland
Delete this nonsense before the next market day
Romance › Re: I Want A Serious Relationship That Would Lead To Marriage by Offpoint1: 7:06am On Feb 10, 2021
Dogged09:
Hey bro, I think it goes beyond these two you put up here. My dating history was okay; It was within moderation. I'm not a shy guy, and neither am I a bad one. I relate well with ladies if I want to, but you know, marriage is entirely different. Some people do say that your type of person determines the type of ladies you attract, but I disagree, and I do think it's more complex than that. If we judge this by who we are; Noah was not supposed to get the type of wife he got, and Pharaoh didn't deserve what he had as a wife too. You would agree with me if you can decode my message.

Thanks.
If you're not number 2, then why create a new monikercheesy
Romance › Re: I Want A Serious Relationship That Would Lead To Marriage by Offpoint1: 10:55pm On Feb 09, 2021
There are two types men who searched for wives on the internet and they are:
1. Shy guys
2. Bad guys
Which category do you fall in?
Romance › Re: Men Are Not Properly Loved Until They Make Money by Offpoint1: 10:39pm On Feb 09, 2021
VPD
Food › Re: You Can Eat Only One Thing From This Plate by Offpoint1: 10:06pm On Feb 09, 2021
Za orange
Romance › Re: Beware.. Pretty Girls Are Looking For Simps! (redpills Beware!) by Offpoint1: 9:35pm On Feb 09, 2021
Playing fake butt Busta by Troy Ave.... Song every guy should have on their phone.
Romance › Re: Love you guys by Offpoint1: 9:29pm On Feb 09, 2021
I will watch your contents, if it worth subscribing... I'll sub and if it doesn't, I'll pass.
Politics › Re: Benjamin Kalu: Nigerian Legislature Poorest In The World by Offpoint1: 5:48pm On Feb 09, 2021
Wonders
Health › Re: This Snake Just Bit My Brother by Offpoint1: 11:19am On Feb 09, 2021
udumelue61854:
Kindly help identify. He’s in the hospital now though I need to identify this creature
My prayers goes to him... Snake poison is lethal.
Politics › Re: Uche Maduagwu For Anambra Governor Poster (Photo) by Offpoint1: 11:06am On Feb 09, 2021
The only different between him and the current rulers is... He doesn't hide his own madness.
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Offpoint1: 9:03am On Feb 09, 2021
dollytino4real:
guy are u a learner! kids
I'm backing out with immediate alacrity at the speed of light...

You've been TAKEN!
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Offpoint1: 7:30am On Feb 09, 2021
dollytino4real:
married with 3 labels
Label like record labels or cloth labels or kids? Ayam not understanding, make me understand.
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Offpoint1: 6:23am On Feb 09, 2021
dollytino4real:
iyamsorrysir
grin I love you already... Are you married? If you are not, let's make it happen by December.
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Offpoint1: 10:34pm On Feb 08, 2021
dollytino4real:
when u date a graphics designer dat is the madness u get! shoo who does dat!
As a graphics designer, I demand an apology from you for false accusations with no proof.

I demand you make a public apology to me nowcheesy
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by Offpoint1: 10:30pm On Feb 08, 2021
OK
Business › Re: Tesla Buys $1.5 Billion Worth Of Bitcoin, Says May Accept It For Payment For Car by Offpoint1: 10:12pm On Feb 08, 2021
ewizard1:
You mean 14M Naira? Bitcoin wasn't at $14k sef 2 weeks ago.
14 m doll I meant...
Business › Re: Tesla Buys $1.5 Billion Worth Of Bitcoin, Says May Accept It For Payment For Car by Offpoint1: 9:12pm On Feb 08, 2021
9jahotblog:
it almost reached $44k now.
Damn! This shit was just 14k 2 weeks ago o, imagine the profit.
Computers › Re: This Insane Laptop Has Seven Foldable Displays (Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:50pm On Feb 08, 2021
I rather someone gifted me with this, than a 2021 model Benz....

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