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Facts remains no matter good a relationship is, no two partners can love themselves equally. One will always love the other more, but the greatest mistake any man on earth and beyond can ever do is to marry a woman whom he loves her more than she does him.

If you are not a simp and you call her more than she calls you, there's a problem.
If you crave for her than she does for you, there's a problem.

MrAde455:
I want to change some frustrated lives here.
I have 100% sure game and will only share with 10 people for just a chicken change of #100,000

WARNING!
No free game AND no payment after.
If any bastard message me and beg me for free game, I will block you straight away.
I don't have time for nonsense!

Simply whatsap me, pay 100K and you get the game.
I am only helping 10 serious people, that betting companies have made their lives useless.
It is your payback time!

If you like, keep looking like a foool, once the 10 people are complete, that is the end.

You have a game that can change 10 people lives, while crying for 100k?

Nothing person no go see

Am I the only one who find this funny?

Mandela27:
Ogo offpoint welcome o

Thanks boss, was never left......... I'm now offpoint1

BadRadio:
but u have not watched the last 10 published 30 mins ago
e

I am more current than u

I watched 0.1 seconds after upload... As e drop naso I dey click

SmellySperm:
oga leave long talk and tell us wetin u buy come back

I no buy anything, change wey remain my hand naso one yeye girl take hand rub me for bus, I no no wen I use am buy her gala, Nutri yo, banana and bread... Na trekk I even trekk from bustop reach house

lefulefu:
it's like u offended a mod' s girlfriend cos the reason dem give for ur banning is weak since 99 percent of nairalanders have alyernates .as for the drawing dat was a picture of ilegend .d drawing resemble am bah ?

Na true Sha, maybe na dey mod I give him girlfriend Belle na him knack me ban


E resemble am die you get dey head shape 100%

BadRadio:
it is sardonic and lugubrious for the so-called nairaland super powers to condescend so low as to activate unprecedented, vile and malicious sanctions on a benevolent,innocent and easygoing offpoint motherf*cking moniker.

To what bloody end is LORD seun and his gang of vicious snipers going to benefit from that height of fvcking fvcktard.

These flabbergasting and consistent attitudes of ur official fvckricants has to be put on hold for the sake of preventing users of the platform from boycotting nairaland to pornhub.

Lie he lie her he lie la who, marada her sue bee lie who!! Person no fit play with you again?


I for boyscot NL to PH, but I don watch every episode uploaded on PH

How do one pronounce that name?

Yusufisraelj:
Sorry for the ban, what's the need for two accounts. Whatever I cannot do on this account I let it be. In fact am using my real name, I did that consciously so that I keep myself accountable always.

Twas because of their dumb bot that keeps banning me un-necessarily, was tired of mailing the mods, that's why I had to create another account which is still same thing with my main account.

Putting your real identity on a site like Nairaland is like sleeping with you ass open in a sex-starve gay filled room.

Morning guys, I logged-in to my main Monicker "offpoint" this morning after 2 months and saw over 100 mention, unfortunately I won't be able to reply back. I was banned since 5 months ago for 10 years for reasons best known to my banner. Just woke up one morning and see banned on my account, they claimed I broke rule 19, which is having an alternate account... this very account. Almost every Nairalander has 2 account, but the mod choose to banned mine. I have seen thousands of threat on frontpage which the op clearly state they created new alternate account to hide their Identity and the mod didn't banned them.
I only have 2 NL account "offpoint" and "offpoint1", not in anyway hiding nothing, but they choose to banned me. (i don grow pass age to dey abuse mods, make dem do as please)

Lefulefu my daddy, I'm just seeing all your mentions this morning, badradio my son I saw yours too... I can't mention everyone, abeg if una wan mention me, make una add "1" to my monicker e.g"offpoint1".....

Lefulefu my daddy I see your drawing dey think shock me, I no no sey you get talent like

Miranwa:
Good Day Nairaland, I tried parking my friend's car yesterday night and i without concentrating, bashed it against a piller.

I have be worried since morning and want to fix it before he comes back, he traveled to the village.

Is it something serious, or just the bumper.
And how much will it cost to repair.

Please help a brother.

Best to do is to inform your friend about the incident...
weather he gave you permission to use his car or not before he travelled, just tell him.
Send him pics and tell him you want to fix it....

It's more mature to do so, than to try fixing it secretly, he'll still find out.

IntersexSherry:
Nothing makes me happy. Have nothing..

How can we help you?

ILovebigyansh:
Big lie. Edited previous alert. Banks don't show full account number. All na for clout That girl no fit get reach 3k for account.

Ask those using GTB... Gtb do displays full account on every credit alert

idahme:
Which bank sends alert indicating full account number? If ans = none then alert = false

Even though that's fake alert....


GTB do displays full account number... I'm using GTB

Nothing person no go see

jonaifame22:
Fvck her, this things happen

SMH

Mine's the opposite and I rather don't share...

Do people, like do humans really do develop feelings for their siblings? The people you spend your entire life with? Those lovely and annoying people?

Me o each time I see my sisters I just see them as cows


Op I don't think the devil is responsible for your predicament... Only humans are capable of such abominable thoughts.

At this point I won't recommend prayers, reading of the Bible or giving your life to Jesus... Won't even recommend deliverance.

These are what I'll recommend.
1. Instant Castration
2. Evacuation from the house instanta...


These are the only thing that will save you from the impending doom you're heading.

But wait o...
imagine me having feelings for my kid sister... Taaa that little scammer, scam me before washing my clothes, scam before doing dishes, scam before getting me Nkechi's number...
sey na my elder sister? That one I dey pray make dem come marry comot this year

Let's share some good movies titles here so we can keep ourselves busy for those without the intentions of impregnating anyone's daughter today.

I'm a fan of comedy movies and I'll appreciate some good suggestions. Will be dropping some I can remember: (Could cartoons)

1. The detector (I can't get enough of this movie)
2. Overboard
3. The hustle
4. Dirty grandpa
5. Soul
6. Madea family funeral
7. Baywatch
8. Ted 1&2
9. Playing with fire
10. Little
11. My spy
12. Night school
13. The fist fight
14. Neighbors 1&2
15. Moms night out
16. War with grandpa


What I can remember for now...

Kindly share some in the comments

Kerewawa by Zule Zoo...

Typing

Solomonwise1:
Please guys help me .dont just view my post .please

Their pictures...

samuel19222:
She go like Iphone oooo

Oya Offpoint1 come make I sell this Iphone 6 for you.

35k and use the remaining change buy data for her.


She go dey happy die

Thanks boss, finally got her Tecno spark 5 pro 4gb ram and 128 storage at the cost of N67k..

I just close eyes buy am

ubimagos:
What are they uniting for? To burn down Lagos! Do it alone.

The youths didn't burn down lagos, the same government you're backing up did. They know the youths are threat to them when they are united and they did everything possible not to see that happens and it's working.

The first protest was going peacefully nationwide, it was gaining more momentum and international bodies attention each day and that was a serious threat to the government you're backing. Realizing they were losing ground cause the youths were becoming more united in one voice and cause, they had to take action to crumble the youths. Guess what? They did, they infiltrated the protest with their election political thugs to instigate violence against a protest that had been peaceful for over a week.
Their game planned worked out perfectly well, the once peaceful protest turned violence and an avenue for national looting, chaos and anarchy.... Their mission accomplished, the youth mission failed.
They got a reason to never allow such a threat to government to ever happen again.

Emotional people like you can't understand how dirty politics or government is.

ALISMILE:
You can say whatever you like about the strategy of the police, but it cannot afford to sit idle and allow a repeat of the senseless carnage that enemies of the state visited on it in the guise of 'endsars' protest.

There's a saying that falling twice over the same stone is a proverbial disgrace.

Lagos isn't the only state requiring protest over one form of government failure or the other.

We need to see serious response from Nigerians in Aba, Onitsha, nnewi, owerre, enugu and abakaliki.

Nonsense

The best part of your opinion is... IT DOESN'T COUNT

If the youths are united and determined, the entire Nigeria Police force can't stop them.


But as of now, the government knows how to play their games... Some of the youths are bought over.

Karleb:
Trust me, for a straight guy the thought of anything entering your a** is more disgusting than eating shit.

If you consider it because of any amount. Maybe you're not just straight. You even named it opportunity. C'mon!

No further comments until the situation and money present itself....

You be rational now, when the money is placed... You might be otherwise.

Karleb:
For you to consider it, it shows you are gay or bi.

It's like saying you'd eat shit for #20 million.

I won't eat shit for 20 million, shit is what you body rejected and taking it in back can cause serious damage to your body system...

I'm no Bi, I don't just let opportunity pass me by.

GayPontiff:
How do u love it baby?

Alaye if you no get 20 M to give me and dey call me baby, I get thunder wey I dey train for venus since 5 years ago.

stupidmod3:
nah d nah d i aint imagining nothing lol
e dey no lele we go off am

I go save your digits, when I enter lag I go feature you.

Chii59:
Just say you're a closet homosexual. We won't bite you. No straight man will willingly submit his ass for drilling.

And no straight woman will willingly submit her ass for drilling either

I'm straight like 2B pencil, but if you offer me 20 million to drill me... I'll ask you come with an M18 Super Hawg driller