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Politics › Re: Soldiers Capture Shekau's Armoured Personnel Carrier by Offpoint1: 3:03pm On Jan 19, 2021
Anto2001:
u don't have to insult me. If u can't understand, it's okay. But don't insult someone's pain.

I posted my number and. Called some people. I even posted my brother account number and my sister phone number.
I will not do it I'm not serious. As for work, if I fit find, will I be here.
I can screenshot chats with family begging me money. Most people will tell girls to have sex, I can't.
Message me via my signature...
Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 3:01pm On Jan 19, 2021
I've never seen my dad d"ck, so I can't say if the anaconda beneath my 2 laps is inheritance from him.

Regards prowess... I don't brag, I can't brag of what I'm not... I'm a LARGE machine with very short duration of operation. Max 1 minutes, I shut down.
Travel › Re: Woman Hijacks Commercial Bus From Lagos Driver (Video, Photo) by Offpoint1: 6:54pm On Jan 18, 2021
jawalis:
Stay there ok. Those kpoli boys no send.
Lol, I guess you no dey Yoruba land... Abeg no try touch any elderly man or woman for Yoruba land o... Na dey whole community go gather beat you.
Programming › Re: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by Offpoint1: 5:34pm On Jan 18, 2021
ladyF:
A lot of Nigerians have a very myopic reasoning.

You will get a point where you would get tired of explaining. Only at this point will you know peace. grin

It’s LadyF again grin grin grin
This babe where have you been? It's been long I see Ya comments.... Hope you good? Miss the golden days of "It's Lady F again" on FTCgrin
Politics › Re: Outrage As Children Vote In Kano LG Election by Offpoint1: 10:03pm On Jan 17, 2021
Na Dia way
Romance › Re: Joining Adult Entertainment (pornography) Industry. My Experience by Offpoint1: 8:38pm On Jan 17, 2021
I want to be an actor, will create a premium website for it... Let's talk business.

Domain suggestions:
2rabbits. Com
Esweet. Com
Fucktilldead. Com
Music/Radio › Re: Who Do You Think Deserve The Next Rated Award Even If Not Given. by Offpoint1: 7:11pm On Jan 17, 2021
Allforlove:
Yes its 500 naira
Message me via the number on my signature let's talk.
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Offpoint1: 9:48pm On Jan 15, 2021
Obo na sugar
Obo na TomTom
Obo na heaven
Anybody wey no like Obo na devil


I don't know who da hell sang that song, heard that shit in salon.
Music/Radio › Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Offpoint1: 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2021
Bobbyfreshh:
Na make me pompous oo, ouhh-yeaah!
Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor

Wizkid ghetto love cry cry cry
What are they thinking when writing this stuff? grin
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Live Alone? by Offpoint1: 1:04pm On Jan 15, 2021
Wrong place to seek for such views... op please go to Quora and ask your question.

Nigerian will conclude your sis wants to dxck exploration.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Others Lay Wreaths To Mark Armed Forces Remembrance Day by Offpoint1: 12:09pm On Jan 15, 2021
Where can I stream it live? It's been like 5 years since I last saw the man on live TV.
Celebrities › Re: Waje Snubs Stingy Women, Pledges Loyalty To ‘Cheerful Givers Association’ by Offpoint1: 12:00pm On Jan 15, 2021
Please o, ladies joining the "Cheerful Givers Association" should kindly specify what they are giving o.... E get why o
Health › Re: 34-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Delta (Graphic Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:56am On Jan 15, 2021
Bola146:
Depression is real! People should please speak out! Killing yourself is not the best solution. Someone might want to help or listen to you please
What you don't know is most people who killed themselves are those who speak out and no one was able to help them.
You think the man might not have contacted almost everyone he knew for help?



Problems most times don't cause depression, when no one listened when you call... That's where depression sets in.
Phones › Re: What Phone Can I Get For 40-45k? by Offpoint1(op): 8:51am On Jan 15, 2021
Jh0wsef:
come buy my s6 edge white.
How much and pictures.... Message me via my signature.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Graphic Designer Needed For A 1 Month Contract by Offpoint1: 8:50am On Jan 15, 2021
Onaji52:
A graphic designer needed for a month contract.
Payment N20,000
Call or WhatsApp
081328661563
Check your number please... Call pick by an Hausa man and the number is not registered on WhatsApp.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: I Urgently Need A Brilliant Graphic Designer (top Pay) by Offpoint1: 8:17am On Jan 15, 2021
Mcjai:
I need a "BRILLIANT" graphic designer to help me with couple of 10 minutes assessment tests. Everything will be done via video call or skype and only last 10 minutes. I'm paying N5,000 for each session. (Urgent)

Reply with your Whatsapp number to (orderwiser@yahoo.com)
Have you gotten someone?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Child Who Drew Herself Washing Her Hands In A Sink Have Make People Talking. See by Offpoint1: 8:11am On Jan 15, 2021
She drew what she drew, you see what you want to choose to see.
Education › Re: Why Is Any Number Multiplied By Zero Equals To Zero? by Offpoint1: 6:57am On Jan 15, 2021
koning:
Better still, If they deposit N10m in an interest yeilding account. End of the month, the account yeilded 0 interest. Will they then accept 0 capital as deposit?. Since N10m x 0 =0.

Some basic maths is Scam.

I know there are other explanations and rationalisations, but we need to examine this first. I don tire.....
Mesef tire my brothergrin
Tru tru life na scamgrin
Sports › Re: Drogba Separates From His Wife, Lalla Diakate, After 10 Years Of Marriage by Offpoint1: 10:03pm On Jan 14, 2021
Typing
Education › Re: Why Is Any Number Multiplied By Zero Equals To Zero? by Offpoint1: 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2021
studentofTruth:
You obviously didn't understand my post. Go back and read it again, but slowly this time so that you grab it.

I was making a case that the product of multiplication is zero because the action never happened (zero action), and not that the non-zero element disappeared. The entire case was that the non-zero element (the 10 oranges, the 10 persons, the surgeon and his skills, or the fund manager's cash) is still very much present and never at any point ceased to exist! You misunderstood my post. Go and read it again.


What I'm countering in your post is saying that zero is abstract. Zero means the absence/lack of value. The absence of something doesn't make it abstract.

Don't cease to exist = never disappeared.
Abeg help me ask dem if dem deposit N10m for dia account, then go deposit zero naira, then when dey wan go withraw... Bank tell dem sey dem have nothing left in their account because of the zero naira dem join on top the 10m.... Whether dem go remember this mathematical grammar and lawgrin
Education › Re: Why Is Any Number Multiplied By Zero Equals To Zero? by Offpoint1: 9:22pm On Jan 14, 2021
Cheato64:
if you and 2 of your friends are giving 0 mangoes to share, how many will each get?
So if you deposit 5M into your account today... That's 5M

Then tomorrow, you went to the bank, pick up a slip and filled the amount with zero naira...that's
N0... Which is N5M x N0 you've deposited...

Then you went to withdraw on Monday and the cashier tells you your account is empty base on sey you deposit N5m, come deposit zero naira on top, mathematically your N5M don vanish because of the zero naira you deposit.... Abeg the teller is right bah? You go let go bah? grin

Family › Re: My Ex Said Her Son Is Mine - Please Advise by Offpoint1: 5:46pm On Jan 14, 2021
Become a proxy or an anonymous fathergrin

Once the truth is out, I bet my balls the 2 marriages will crumble.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ilorin Pastors Brainwash Church Members To Disown Parents, Burn Certificate by Offpoint1: 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2021
I pity those who attend churches that was established from 2000 - 2015

I pray for those who attend churches that was established from 2015 - 2019

May the lord have mercy on those who attend churches that was established from 2019 to date...

I xhdrzs Xsehzshbxahahdancdgdh xzhsjyxzdxzfzfxzfvx fgfzdzghjjczgsdgdd for those who will attend churches establish this year and beyond.
Phones › Re: Neatly Used Infinix S5 Lite For Sale by Offpoint1: 10:55am On Jan 14, 2021
okpeho:
Good morning
If you get receipt let's talk
Phones › Re: What Phone Can I Get For 40-45k? by Offpoint1(op): 10:49am On Jan 14, 2021
NaijaBoy213:
As a member of the SMAN i suggest u buy her a 1k phone.
Sister!!!!!! not Girlfriend!!! grin grin

I'm not a member wink
Phones › What Phone Can I Get For 40-45k? by Offpoint1(op): 10:34am On Jan 14, 2021
Morning guys, I want to get my sis. phone. She's Tecno and Infinix fan...
I need suggestions on which phone I can get at the price range of 40-45k.... That's my budget.
Travel › Re: American Wife Shows The Living Condition With Her Nigerian Husband To Her Family by Offpoint1: 9:30am On Jan 13, 2021
I genuinely feel sorry for her.
Music/Radio › Re: D'Banj To Hold Private Listening Brunch For New Single With Fans (Photo) by Offpoint1: 4:19pm On Jan 12, 2021
I natural don't like attention and fame... If not, I woulda been the greatest rapper in Africa History....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda Orders All Social Media Platforms Shut Until Further Notice by Offpoint1: 2:48pm On Jan 12, 2021
APC may emulate this come 2023 grin

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