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younglleo:
Pls nairalanders, am considering taking extreme measures bout some guys who scammed me off my last card, am totally broke nd needed dat money for emergency in the sense that tomoro my job hunt continues, the scammed me and believed the have gotten away with this. The truth is, with the way life has been treating me lately, am considering killing them as the only option, (not with my hands tho,but traditionally) this is really pissing me off, i jst met them on Nairaland!
They shud give me my money, cus ive got nothing to lose here, b4 Tomoro people will start talking one thing or the other, i need that money today.
Am not a killer, but i will go to the extreme, u can't rob a broke man off his last card, u don't knw what it feels like! cry cry cry
am honest nd serious here

Forget bro, you won't do anything... You're just pain at your loss. You don't even know any baba.

Count your loss and move on, greater days ahead.

Difficult as it may sounds, I've never judged a situation without hearing from both side... I can't take sides....
These I learned from my grandfather who was a village king and I witness many cases being judged.

aalangel:
Don't stop.

I will forever do

Kriss216:
You go too like sex, e dey your body

I'm a virgin with sexual experience... I teach sex and sometimes my students had to do it practically in my present while I explained things to them.

CakePHP11:
Southniyikaye we are waiting for you.

You people should teach me how to use Photoshop and edit pictures na
How did you remove me from the sofa to the floor?

You were sitting on a sofa with your legs stretched out? Asking as a professional photoshopper

Her private won't disappear after the match, non will my dixk.

Just imagine my team wins the match and I return home... Imagine what the sex will look like

As a Nigerian I'll invest in cowtocurrency, given we have an history of being ruled by cow rarers. Cowtocurrency is safer for a Nigerian than crypto currency, the government will never frustrate you if you invest in cowtocurrency.

The future of Nigeria is Cow

aalangel:
Your first and second paragraph is contradictory. You asked, why the comparison..are we not one in Christ? Then you still went ahead to say your best. Meaning that you're part of those "listing" churches.

I love you too

Op, nature ones you to constantly have sex and reproduce. We are carrier of an important message, the earth is our spaceship, there's a reason it's ever on motion.
There's a reason sex is the greatest urge to resist, everyone constantly wants to have it, unless you are pregnant... Your body as a woman will constantly be on sexual fire and worse as a man... It's all nature fault.

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Kindly forward your problem with Nigeria girls to my mail. Please be brief, detailed and precise in less than 10 lines, I'll discuss with my family during dinner.

The paste was there all the time, your brain just ignored it and your mom's own too.

It's normal because you both weren't calm.


It happens to all humans, sometimes what you're looking for is right in your hands.

I once woke up one morning searching for my dxck to go take a piss, I searched for over 30 minutes I couldn't find my own dxck, I gave up and went to back to sleep. It wasn't until I woke, before I realized the dxck searched the whole time was beneath my legs.

Churches don dey get top list? We no be one in Christ again?

The only church I know with A list worship na Assemblies of God Church... It takes the grace of God for me to resist the urge not to go wild when I was invited to one of their programmes...


I enjoyed catholic hymns and Jehovah witness hymns.

I'm embarrassed...

Come let me give you 2 sure odds, stake all the money you have left with it...

To those who will believe this story.... May God have mercy on your soul.

Her number please, why is nature never directing me to meet such people?

Because the have what the men don't have...
The have talent + vagina, the male have talent and penis...

Vagina + talent is a very hot product, it sells like mad.

While talent + penis is.... OK those with talent and penis still patronize those with talent and vagina.... There lies your answer.

JosephXavier:
So wetin she carry all the money wey Dangote dey give am do abeg abi she dey do for free.

Instead of this young woman to calm down and collect money from Dangote she dey over speed. She no know say speed kills?

That is what happens when your brain is in your vag*na

You know whether Dangote na SMAN member?

BadRadio:
how can that be when you always cajole her to swallow postinor tablets like groundnuts

Postinor has no effect on my sperm, they're ruthless soldiers, faster than lightning.

GrandFinale2021:
0+9+0+7+6+4+9+7+9+4+1

thanks

77bollXfactor:
Stop lying. I searched her name on Truecaller from her phone number (displayed on one of the leaks) and it brought 'Ronke ANB'
There is a department in lautech called Animal Nutrition and Biotechnology
But we get it, you don't want to associate with this kind of news

Give me her number let me patronize her...

When I become the president I'll demolish the digital billboards and replace it with hologram.

It's good to marry a woman with sense, not all these shawarma ladies who want their wedding in Dubai but can't afford their own panties.

EzzyCarter:
I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried; He descended into hell; on the third day He rose again from the dead; He ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from there He will come to judge the living and the dead... AMEN

Why are you contradicting yourself?

Didn't go to school, school came to me.

No experience

Typing

You can meet a bad woman in church You can meet a good woman in club You can meet a good woman in church You can meet a bad woman in club

The most difficult thing in life is for a rich man to get a good woman...


Most of rich men with good wives today are those who married their long term girlfriends before the riches comes.

Bad women are attracted to money while good women are attracted to personalities.

dumahi:
This post has again revealed how WICKED most Nigerians are. Someone had the gut to expose himself so much because he is in dire need of help but not a single compassion from many commenters here.

As for you OP, my first advise to you is to STOP cursing yourself. For instance, your moniker alone is self-curse. Again, the title of this thread is self-curse.

I understand you are a very HONEST person due to your Catholic (I bet) background. It makes you to have very honest attitude but you are now honest TO A FAULT if it now leads you to a negative self-image which is very clear from your post.

Know this: Negative self-image is not a virtue. For instance, it's not genuine humility. It is the function of subconscious ingratitude towards your Creator who made you so fearfully and wonderfully! It doesn't lead to repentance rather, it reinforces bad habits SINCE YOU THINK YOU ARE WORTHLESS ("after all, worthless things should be treated dishonorably" is how your subconscious puts it to you CONSTANTLY.

So, what should you do about this situation?
1. Start NOW to change your self-communication from negative to positive. See how: In your privacy, always tell yourself "I am a handiwork of the Most High. Therefore, I am great. I am honorable. I am grateful to my Maker for making me so great" and more like this. As you are doing this, DON'T STRUGGLE WITH YOUR BAD HABITS. Instead, they will go away by themselves. Think of what happens to a drowning person: if he struggles with the water, he gets drowned finally. But if he lets go and relaxes, he gets saved. So, don't struggle with your bad habits. For instance, if that girl comes and you find yourself sucking her as usual, don't worry about it. BUT DON'T BE OBSESSING ON SUCH THOUGHTS. Instead, spend your thoughts on being grateful for how great you are (which is NOT EVEN A LIE, judging from your writing ability). As your self-honor increases, YOU WILL NATURALLY STOP THOSE BAD HABITS. But, be warned: they are going to ease off on their own as you continuously impregnate yourself with POSITIVE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS.
2. Don't listen to Devil's voices telling you how useless you are via other people (like your boss or colleagues or Nairalanders or Facebookers talking down on you.
3. I will introduce you to an audio that will help you to IMMEDIATELY start transforming your finances by transforming your mindset. You will see that EVERYTHING about you actually depends on your mindset. Let me get the link (I'll be right back).

Lol, it seems you're new on Nairaland if you take the op serious... He's been doing this like 4 years now on Nairaland.

Sometimes he even upload a picture of sniper saying by 12 am he'll live earth finally...
He's just cruising.

pocohantas:
Yes I just opened one to experiment. I created a thread on it HERE, make Nlders help me review am.

I'll be a fan of your channel... Abeg I need tutorial on afang soup.