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Music/Radio › Re: Spotify Set To Launch In Nigeria Very Soon by Offpoint1: 6:23am On Feb 23, 2021
Swaylore:
Me too. I had to get someone to create an account for me abroad.
It's nice honestly
LOL, so you never heard of VPN?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Who Can Get Me These Courses by Offpoint1: 6:00am On Feb 23, 2021
noble2faith:
Will it download any tutorial for free?
NOT on those sites, they're premium websites.
I can give you access to mine to download whatever you want for a token.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by Offpoint1: 5:55am On Feb 23, 2021
chocolateme:
2 things actually...
His parents bred him thoroughly, he is too responsible, he cautions me the same way my dad would do and later call me to talk and reason with me on the need to be firm in his actions.
Secondly.. his smiles. wink he can actually be staring at me without saying anything for up to a minute, then suddenly, he will beam up that breathtaking reassuring smiles. Thanks
Good! We are going somewhere.
Question 2: Who initiated the break up? You or him?
Romance › Re: Pls Help People Around Me Are Encouraging Me To Die . by Offpoint1: 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2021
What if life is the devil curse and death God blessings?

What if we're not really living, everything is just an illusion?

What if you die and realize you've wasted so much time living?

What if we were never meant to be here?

What if you die and realize there are greater problems?

What if death is the solution or not?

What if...?
Romance › Re: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by Offpoint1: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2021
Lol, if there's such thing then half of the world population would have been in jail.

You first need to let me know what you missed about him most, then I'll guide you on how to get over him.
Phones › Re: More Followers On Instagram by Offpoint1: 8:46pm On Feb 22, 2021
kennyrichpapa:
wink wink wink wink wink
I can get you any amount of IG followers in less than 24 hours...
Message me via my signature if you're interested.
NOT FREE
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Would You Attend This Type Of Interview? by Offpoint1: 2:12pm On Feb 22, 2021
Never go back to your vomit...

Only a shameless person who doesn't know his/her worth would quit a job at a particular company out of injustice and still go back. What a mockery.
Romance › Re: Now I Understand Why Niggers Are Always Poor. by Offpoint1: 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2021
Kondomatic:
Many men have similar stories chief, that's why when I hear a girl say my boyfriend is stingy, I will feel like hi-5in her on the face with a chair.


It's a struggle out there chief, while some were working to dressing fine and live good, some are working to eat and send something home.


Some are very unlucky. They're parents to themselves, siblings and their parents. That's the worst of all.


But we can only thank God for today.


It wasn't easy, but looking back I can see that it was worth it.
Bless you brotherly.
We ain't there yet, but for sure we ain't where we were yester yay.
Romance › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:23pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
ok pls leave
OK ma'am. Have a great day ahead.
Food › Re: Different Varieties Of Noodles Prepared By Me. by Offpoint1: 12:08pm On Feb 21, 2021
I never knew you can type any other words aside from your usual...


Anyways, you rather put a bullet in my head than serve me rice, Noodles of any kind including spaghetti. I hate those shits with extreme passion.
Romance › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:04pm On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
OFFPOINT

mr OFFPOINT pls stay if you have nothing meaningful to contribute stop typing OFFPOINT
Bae I dey reason you dey truth, you know wetin you supposed do... Our reaction no go untouched the touched perky boobs
Romance › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 12:02pm On Feb 21, 2021
McEphiks:
Joy no dey your finger this morning at all.
grin zero joy my brother...

The baby dey vex me. Person touch your boobs you no sound and follow up with serious warning... You run carry matter come online.
Romance › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1: 11:52am On Feb 21, 2021
perkyB:
Go school you say na scam...pls reread my post am seating in the ushers corner
I no need to re-read anything madam perky boob. If Usher touch your perky boob, confront am or report to pastor... NO come dey seek strangers validation madam perky boobs.
Romance › Re: Now I Understand Why Niggers Are Always Poor. by Offpoint1: 11:43am On Feb 21, 2021
Kondomatic:
In essence, every nigga who isn't chasing hoes and bitches is successful, you make it sound like there's just one, only one way to be successful.


Guy calm down, life isn't like that.

I don't drink, I don't smoke nor womanize but most of my friends that do these are ahead of me financially.

It's not always black and white, there are some areas with shades of gray.


Now talking about starting saving, saving what exactly? You find yourself in a society that does everything within its means to make you poor and you're talking about savings? Do you save on empty stomach?


There are folks that started shouldering family responsibility before they turned 18. Abeg, no let me start.


Maybe you had an easy start, lots of us didn't. Nobody laid any foundation for us, some of us has no certificate so no job, we have no money so no business. The only thing we had was our strength so we worked and spent a good part of the money on drugs to cure our frequent ailments and the rest we sent home to our equally unfortunate siblings.

And then there's rent and the always increasing electricity bill etc. How much do we take home every day? Sometimes N1.5k or 2k depending on your boss and maybe 3k on lucky days that you served two people but one plate of food is N300 so we eat beans and bread instead to save money because transportation back home is N500 minimum.


And I ask, how can you save?


I am not making excuses for Laziness, I hate that but you lots got to understand that life got no balance.


I grew up in this so I know how difficult it is. I am a victim so I can tell you a thing or two.


There was a time I soaked garri morning and evening for five days straight up with no other meals inbetween while digging a church's foundation alone.

Let me rephrase this in case you didn't get it.

I went from Monday to Friday without tasting oil, salt, pepper or anything cooked with fire so that I can have enough money to rent a shop.


I needed the whole wage from the digging to pay for my shop so I didn't want to spend a dime on food because doing so will mean that I will have to look for another job to complete the money.

When I opened the shop, the government pounced on me. Local, state and federal government alike.
With multiple taxes.

All these from someone that was powered by garri and sugar with water for five days. I almost died on the fourth day, my eyes were rotating in their sockets like an orbit fan. Abeg let's leave story.

You see some of the alcoholics and gamblers are frustrated. A ticket a day gives them hope to live for another day. If the ticket binds, they will play another one. Another hope for 24hrs of life.



Some do these and it's unfortunate. It is also the reason for the increase in crime and the bad thing in the society.


But it all boils down to the system. Let's not talk about the early bird that ate the worm, let's talk about the early worm that was eaten. It was an early riser too.


So many prostitutes everywhere, why?


Lies boss, an annoying one.

Why are our brothers in the white man's land doing better that some of us here? Did they inhale the X chromosomes upon arrival? Every woman has this X chromosome so why are the women back here not doing no better?


Why do guys in the white man's land have fewer prayer point that us? Simple, government have answered most of them.


Hey! If womanizing and alcohol is the reason we are poor like you said then only few white people would be rich. I mean, those guys fvck like Rabbits, they drink, smoke and do hard drugs. So how come?



Let me talk about why our countries are poor using Nigeria as a case study.


Nigeria is not poor because it's a "Nigga country"


She's poor because she's too diverse to be rich. I keep saying this, that our diversity is a curse.

Day in and out we keep talking about tribalism and how it's drawing us back but what's tribalism? Tribalism is patriotism in its purest form.


You can't lump 3 major different nations together without any mapped plan on how it would be run and expect progress.


What exactly is Nigeria's dream?



Nothing. Win election, attack opposition until its the time for the election and then start campaign.


Abeg I don tire to dey type.

The good news brethren is that I was able to beat the system so you all can. Just keep working and keep planning. Opportunity will surely present it itself, please don't waste it.

But you must have plans.. It's the most important of all.

Don't let anyone make you feel like a piece of shit, they don't know your story.
I wish there's a way I can reach out to you and buy you a cold beer or whatever you drink.

Only people like us who came out from nothing with ZERO background support understands everything you wrote. I felt like you are writing about me, we've become our own fathers and mothers right from teenage age.

No hard work man pikin no do to keep his soul and that of his younger ones going..

Na person wey chop belleful dey save, how can one save when the available daily 1k can't even meet up expenses? It's impossible to save when your daily expenses exceed your daily income. To even buy clothes or shoes sef na serious calculations.

Bro, we from the street and rough beginning absolutely understand you, only those who have been in this shoes will understand you.

We thank God yester yay are gone.
Romance › Re: What Would Be Your Reaction If.. by Offpoint1:
The Usher didn't see all the females in the church for ages to "Yank" their boobs, yours as a first timer is the one he saw.


All these ladies with peanuts size boobs sef.

'perkyB = perky boob, which shows you carry your breast for head like gala.
Romance › Re: I Am Ready To Go To Prison by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Feb 21, 2021
These people keep singing how bet ruined their lives, what planet are they from?

Betting didn't ruined anyone's life, greed does.

I played 1k game weekly and it makes me between 10 to 50k weekly.


Foolishness is staking 10k, 50k and so on on games
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lived In A Haunted House? Share Your Experience by Offpoint1: 11:00am On Feb 21, 2021
If you have mental problems, see a psychiatrist.

Unless you've had your hands dirty, outside that it's mental illness.
Romance › Re: My Friend Said White Men Have Better D.icks Than Black Men by Offpoint1: 10:18pm On Feb 20, 2021
BadRadio:
it is on record that 70% women in the world prefer light-skinned d.icks, this is so because the light skinned di.cks is visually appalling compared to the blacks ones that seems dirty and looking somewhat like a roasted but burnt hot dog...according to my Ex's confession the white D.ick tastes so much like sausage roll, a lady can have as much as they want without feeling disgusted even when the molten magma erupts from the volcanogrin


white D.icks all the way... wahala for who no get white d.ickcheesy
Chai you're a graduate in this fieldgrin

Romance › Re: What Are These Generation Of Females Turning Into? by Offpoint1: 9:31pm On Feb 20, 2021
Are the male any different?
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme 'Pawpaw' Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today (Photo) by Offpoint1: 9:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
So Aki is older than Pawpaw?

Great guys, I once saw both of them in my dream.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (0 - 2) On 20th February 2021 by Offpoint1: 5:45pm On Feb 20, 2021
7:1
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 5:29pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
Ok
How do I reach out to you outside here?
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 5:26pm On Feb 20, 2021
JONSYN7154:
God bless you. as if u know say na wetin dey hungry me be dat
gringrin
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 5:13pm On Feb 20, 2021
JONSYN7154:
my dear love that guy that is loving you now o
I don't know you or where you're from, but wherever you are I will find you and buy you garri and groundnutgrin
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 5:12pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
Hmmm
Is that a YES or a NO? I'm lostcheesy
Romance › Re: My Friend Said White Men Have Better D.icks Than Black Men by Offpoint1: 5:07pm On Feb 20, 2021
Judging from the size of my own, my brothers and all the friends I was opportuned to see their dicks, from what I've seen on porn... I can boldly say YES, the black men dicks are bigger than the the whites.

BadRadio your attention is needed here, I won't involve lefulefu heregrin his field of expertise is women backsidegrin
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 5:02pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
Yeah, I do
Great, can we start from there? Talk about life, share ideas, lend shoulders when needs arise and offer handkerchiefs when tears drops... Can we?
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: Fun And Relationship Whatsapp Group Chat by Offpoint1: 4:56pm On Feb 20, 2021
Pricelessruby:
Seriously not here for love, I don't believe in love, thanks
I don't believe in love either, that's one thing we have in common... Do you believe in friendship?

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