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Tell me, did one of those NIDs steal your girl friend/wife? It doesn't look like you understand the English language very well despite it's generic nature!

Take a chill pill and let go of all these hate buddy

<< Learning more and more about our folks in the Ireland/UK axis, they charge fellow Nigerian for short term stay? We don't only host them here, we drive them everywhere for the duration of their stay,

got to remember that next time LOL.

Maybe we ought to start another thread " Why are Nigerians at home resentful of those who left and made a life for themselves 'overseas'"?

Na jealousy dey worry una! Christmas is around the corner and many of  those "Despised" NIDs will land in Nigeria with different slangs and lots of cash, could OP be bracing up for the competition?


The Mallams can spot us from a mile away "Dallas?"

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Another reason while Nigerians need to pick up and study their Bibles if this turns out to be true. God doesn't operate a bank or business and need no CASH upfront payment to bless his children.

@OP, you have no idea what you're posting about:


African day in some Nigerian Churches: That's because there are non-Nigerians in those Churches

I am from Africa: I don't use this but it could be because they think the questioner will know that before they know Nigeria or any other country or it could be because Nigeria became known by CORRUPTION and 419. Most Americans will ask you where in Africa because they've been to parts of it themselves so you sound clueless here. Do I sense resentment for NIDs on your part?

I have seen an old lady here who went to college with Dr. Nnamdi Azikwe, she regalled us with tales of their association then and how he knew what he wanted to do once he returned to Nigeria and all that, sometimes the stories you guys here at home is ONE SIDED.

There is no need for these kinds of threads other than resentment or inferiority complex, LOL, @another poster, visa lottery might be a way they drain highly skilled folks out of Nigeria and is not slavery as most of those guys prefer it here

@OP

Both doctrines aren't in line with the Bible telling us in

Philippians 2:12
Wherefore, my beloved, as ye have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but now much more in my absence, work out your own salvation with fear and trembling.

People have got to start studying their Bibles instead of relying on another man's interpretation and or "teaching".

@OP, Like everything else, moderation is the KEY.
I bought the 1st generation iphone in 2007 on the 2nd day it came out by walking into an AT&T store and had a collegue who waited 3 days in line at his local Apple store to be one of the first to own it.
They slashed the price when 2 came out a year later, I didn't bother with any upgrade until 3GS and won't upgrade again until 5 comes out next June, some folks feel the need to always carry the latest gadget.

frosbel:
True but sad.

So many traditions that we were born into are not biblical.

One thing I like about we Christians is that we have the freedom to question these sorts of non-biblical practises.

@Frosbel, islam is a man made religion and closely related to their "brothers" in that sect who invented them to distract people from the TRUE FAITH/ONLY WAY- Jesus Christ.

We need to pray for those who have chosen the WRONG path of following false deities/religions looking for the sun/moon to show you when to celebrate certain things, etc. God/Jehovah is LOVE.

Shalom.

Joagbaje:
Church wedding is 90% ceremony. Gowns suits rings etc, which are not bad in themselves. They Are based on certain principles. The bible is not against ceremonies. Jesus honored a wedding invitation.

Everything is a "principle" to Pastor Joagbaje, don't forget to add that Jesus turned water into WINE when he honored that wedding invitation but I am sure "pastor Chris" banned you guys from drinking anything other than sodas

Don't be surprised if he is celebrating his riches with some "Crystal"/bubbly in the inner recess of his homes where only the inner circle can go.

Complete waste of time and resources to have a "Church wedding" because God doesn't live in a building! I never did it

Africa and the BOOMING "Church business", folks in the West have woken up to these tricks so they take the GAME(apologies to sign firedude) to wherever you have POOR folks who dream of making it BIG(like their 'mogs')

Our God is not a business man.

Another evidence that "My father's house of Worship has become a den of thieves, " stealing in the name of the Lord is the NORM these days in Nigeria, Europe, USA, etc.

Real Christians need to wake up and smell the coffee.

Pastor JoAgbaje(my ID is Joagbaje) is EXPOSING himself to more and more people on NL as to the type of quid pro quo Christianity he believes and practices.

We have to keep them in our prayers so they can repent before it's too late.

Joagbaje:
@jobuid

I understand you love God and want to please him. But Nobody knows it all, some White garment church leaders had true callings from God, but because thru isolated themselves from help and teaching ,they went into errors.

The founder of redeemed church was like that too, he even started as a White garment church but he allowed help. Look at redeemed today. You will never know how crude they started.

I have met individuals like you who sees things and hear voice, those who yield to be help were able to have their gifts polished .

I understand your desire to be led directly from God. But God will not teach you everything [/color]. Right now you don't know how to quote posts on Nairaland , God won't teach you that, he will use someone to guide you.

Remember moses, God didn't tell himm everything, yet he was killing himself, and wearing the congregation out until jethro the father Inlaw who was more experienced as a priest councell him.

[color=#990000]Exodus 18:17-19
17 And Moses'father in law said unto him, The thing that thou doest is not good. 18 Thou wilt surely wear away, both thou, and this people that is with thee: for this thing is too heavy for thee; thou art not able to perform it thyself alone. 19 Hearken now unto my voice, I will give thee counsel, and God shall be with thee: Be thou for the people to God-ward, that thou mayest bring the causes unto God:

It takes humility forva man who hears "God" to accept counsel .


How come God couldn't counsel Moses? yet they talked daily . Moses would have died in ignorance before his time.  Paul isolated himsrlf for a period but later he followed Barnabas and was helped before he fully launched out alone. We all need training, tutor and help. If you're willing to discuss my email is bellow.

Pastor JoAgbaje don come again ooooo

I don't know which God you serve but the ONE I server will show and TEACH YOU EVERYTHING either directly, through the Holy Spirit or FOLKS HE himself will send your WAY. AUTO PILOT, this DUDE doesn't appear to be genuine and if he is, God will direct him.

God has used a donkey(dumb *ss) before much less a human, This need  for a "spiritual father/mentor/mog" is so WOF! Christians have ONLY one HIGH PRIEST.

jobuid:
image 123 wrote:
^what he needs is to give his life to Christ, andbegin to leave a life that pleases God, lest
we have another TB in our hands.

 The normal me will never be here to write in black and white , wasting time and talking about God because i club daily and have a fleet of about 30 girls, all are classical harlots, no girlfriend. I dont stress myself before i see cash in millions. I do things i have never been taught, people ordinarily shake my hand and begin to see good things. But when God began to visit me, it was like a joke. By force, i stopped drinking, stopped smoking, stopped seeing all my girls. God began to speak to me, dont do this - dont go there, this is sin, this is right thing to do, i want you clean and purified. I began to cry  in privacy because God is separating me from the world and people. I became sad, now i have an invisible father i must listen to and live a life totally pleazant to him then on july 13, 2011 the impossible happened:
Jesus Christ came to me in a dream, spoke to me in audible intonation of a whiteman man, told me to look up the sky. When i did, i saw the face of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, his human face when he was still on earth. He said always look up to me, you have the presence of the holy spirit. Still in the dream, i began to rejoice on a street that i have seen the face of Christ but no one could see me. When i woke up, i ran to the sitting room, knelt down and began to beg God for forgiveness of sins and asked Jesus to take charge of my live. I found myself weeping uncontrollably.
Finally, i will advise you to desist from judging Pastor TB Joshua because God controls the spiritual and the physical- anyone who is not of God must fall. When God says 'judge not', He is very stern about it. Hee uses foolish things of the world to confound the wise, and thus He can decide to make the entire world wonder and guess if one man like TB Joshua is God chosen - as the world tries to fall him, he increases. TB Joshua has no time for anyone aside the God he serves, so while people are taking counsel against him, he is getting bigger and stronger. Whether TB Joshua is of God or not must be judged or decided by the Almighty alone, do you know that many will fall and rise through TB Joshua? So bro, do not be one of them because judging him has already made you sin. Leave him to his creator, when people talk about him, just nod your head - he who have ears, let him hear.

Negro Please!
We need to keep this guy in our PRAYERS.

@Eben 2 (Eben I believe means Sword )


God bless you and yours for the brilliant posts, I couoldn't agree more.

As I have stated on numerous posts, we will continue to pray for our brothers and sisters that have followed the money gospel of give in order to recieve of tithe, seed offering, faith offering, etc.

Quid pro quo giving is bribery(lobbying over here ) at the very least, we really need to remember them in our every prayers and focus on Christ our REDEEMER.

Shalom.

Greatest HITS of Barkin Zuwo:


Student unrest: "How can they rest when they have to study for biology, english, etc"?

Money found at the statehouse after coup: "government money in Government house, what is the problem?"

On keeping state funds in the bank: " I don't trust bank managers"

One can't possibly contextualize this without Revelation 13 which referenced Daniel 7 can we?

Horns don't just mean horns, it can be a crown or other marks of identification, Deception has been going on since the beginning of time when the enemy shook his tail and took down a third of the "stars" with him.

One has to work on his/her own Salvation with fear and trembling because no matter what we do, the Prophesy will come to pass so we just need to be sure our "Account" is not in the "Red".

@JeSoul,

The Redskins are on the 19th year of a 20 year program to make it back to the Superbowl. If they don't make it next season, it will just be like the Nigerian development plans of old that never amounted to anything.

This season is a wash and folks aren't happy in the DMV

Redskins fans feeling like Herman Cain right about now

@Pastor JoAgbaje


Kindly post the video where he answers the question of husband and wife living in different CONTINENTS. A lot of us are waiting for his insights on this

It is very clear what is being served up in today's Churches is a WATERED DOWN version of the good time Religion. We are back to the SALE of INDULGENCE where everything is geared towards MONEY to build and maintain the huge building forgeting that God lives in the Christian as opposed to a "temple" built with human hands.

"my people perish for lack of knowledge"!

@OP

I kinda feel you just want to hear what folks think not that you have an "NL addiction" problem .

It is good to be PASSIONATE about spreading the Word and helping others get a better grasp of what is REQUIRED of every true Christian as opposed to some of the garbage one sees here from time to time.

I try not to spend the time meant for my Children on NL so when I am here it is either schedule permits or I have put them to bed. It's about balance, family time is family time, football season anyway so wifey will complain every now and then until the Superbowl (no Patriots@JaSoul )

@OP

If you can't find a place to worship with like minds, start a home fellowship, it is way BETTER to worship with like minded people than sit through a service where you have to wear a FILTER all day to filter the crap from the few GOOD soundbites.

Iron sharpens iron so you do need to join other BELIEVERS to worship God instead of going to a place some "mog" is going to make you feel bad for "robbing God" in tithes and offerings without which you can't be "blessed" as if God's blessings are for sale.

If Pastor JoAgbaje lived in a civilized society, he might have rode the small bus to school and would have been given EXTRA time to finish his exams too

Soulja boy or whatever his name is a bad example of a CEO (I don't expect any less from you by the way), everyone can call themselves CEO just like you can call your self a pastor. Dude released a single(A very VULGAR song at that) he produced on his laptop independently and made some cash initially. He is on his way to JAIL by the way(right of passage?)

Pastor JoAgbaje seems like the kind of pastor who could quote satan if it would help his SCHEME(using my AL Gore voice here )

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(Pastor) JoAgbaje(oops ) seems to have DEMENTIA when it comes to matters of this nature, you can't point a finger at a CRIMINAL if you are one your self can you?

The fireman dude made some outrageous and utterly blasphemous statements that no EDITING can mask and the "faithful" are telling folks not to jump to conclusions, if it quacks like a DUCK, it is a DUCK.

Telling folks to avoid such places if not judgment but spreading the Spirit of Discernment.

Soli Deo Gloria.

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Not so fast Enigma, JoAgbaje's Lawyer side/friend(barr rich) will soon be here to explain to you that "in Law", Jo was not threatening violence on OBJECTIVE reporters who obviously can't be bought.

Little wonder why Nigeria is in such a mess? Dude's receptionist was under the "control of demons" and couldn't recollect anything the following day, LOL NOllywood actors need to study at this Church to get their game tight.

@ Enigma,


You might as well address Pastor JoAgbaje directly with your questions and responses because dude has "multiple personalities" if you get my drift.

I will EXPOSE JoAgbaje and his multiple IDs that somehow share the same source IP , coincidence? I think NOT!

With all the money CEC has recieved in form of tithes, offerings, SEED(even from armed and pen robbers), they seem to be low on technology in that "men and women" 'ministers' seem to share a lot including laptops/PCs

It appears JoAgbeje sometimes types his LIES while on top of mabell/baby bell/bell atlantic etc because she sometimes "affirms" LIAR Jo's postings from the same source IP and MAC address, odikwa very very risky

No use sparring with these bunch because "their" heads appear buried way DEEP into omo EWU's rear end. Remember Tonye-tithe appears to be a character straight out of Looney Tunes(bugs bunny or daffy duck) depending on his mood.

Pastor JoAgbaje, You people have no shame at all!

Your behind haven't been able to answer any of the multiple questions directed your way but think you can somehow jest your way out of it, you are SUPPOSED to be a Christian last time I checked and a Pastor too(allegedly)

I feel sorry for those who actually learn from your likes!

The so called giant of Africa has been reduced to this? These con men using the Bible to line their pockets will receive what is coming to them but the unfortunate part is that they're taking the Country down with them.

Pure stealing in the name of the Lord is what they do, can'twait for the CEC rabid dogs to be unleashed on the thread.

The CEC multiple ID gang are DELUDED to say they least, Their leader and the pastors under him are called by their STOMACH and not our LORD and Savior.

Only in Nigeria Pentecostal movement will one find these bunch of apologists for a WHOLLY IMMORAL AND UNCHRISTIAN practice.

I posted earlier today that both the Catholic and Anglican communion don't rough you up for taking a photo of their MAGNIFICENT buildings, I've been to the Basilica here in DC plenty of times with no security in sight but yet CEC has Police and private security, got to protect the cash must be their motto.

I seriously DOUBT that majority of these CEC bunch (with their multiple IDs and all) have ACCEPTED CHRIST as their personal Lord and Savior because if they have, they would have KNOWN that the ONE and ONLY ADVOCATE/INTERSCESOR we have is JESUS CHRIST.

When he paid our DEBT on the Cross, the final act was the CURTAIN of the Temple being ripped in half to reveal the holy of holies which no man other than the chief Priest (who had to be sinless by the way or he would be struck dead inside) could see prior.

If they're taught the SIGNIFICANCE of that act, they would have known that a pastor is no higher than the Praise and Worship leader or any other member.