₦airaland Forum

xxxtedyxxx:
Calling a girl babe is normal. Babe is not only for a girl you are dating. Stop apologising, it makes you look week. If she doesn't like it, don't apologise- no matter how she feels or desires it. Smile and continue the convo. If you can't use babe, then use dear. But the sad thing is "dear" is cliche now - it's everywhere.

Concerning investment, Read this https://www.nairaland.com/4270363/one-little-secret-could-save

Don't forget a girl won't invest unless she is likes you, or is attracted to you, or she respects/values you.

i wil try d babe nd if she vex i go jux smile.i go try am thnks about d new tips u said loading unda dis thread.we all waiting 4 it.or d link u sent me d tips u told us about unda dis thread

xxxtedyxxx:
Forget all that religion and superstitious thinking concerning ishan girls bro. Focus on your mind goals. She is investing that's good. Work on that. Invest too, but never invests more than her. I will advise you go for her. Don't ask her out. Take her as your girl already- she will invest more that way.

thnks bro .bros i wan 2 ask two questns u advise us 2 call a gal baby babypie 4rm d on set. Tho it wrking 4 d ishan gal but it nt wrking 4 sum otha gals o.cum tel me point blank 2 stop calling dem baby.1 gal warn me twice but we cool in our chat so am askin wich other name can i use apart 4rm baby dnt wan 2 b apologising all d tym.d 2nd questn u also told us 2 mak her invest wich is true.but wan 2 ask if u can giv more detail practical tips on hw 2 mak a lady invest.

Menzy86:
Deceptive people deserve every ounce of strain they get from their deceptiveness. So deal with it till you make the wrong decision. That's what you brought upon yourself!

let me use dis avenue 2 advice guys abeg if u nt emotional strong 2 handle hrtbreak dnt eva enta/do single date.until u strong 2 handle hrtbrk.most gal do double date nd double dating mak u emotnal strong is a medicatn 2 cure mumu in luv syndrome.nd police bf behaviour.i always laugh wen i c sum guys so quick 2 condemn cheating bf all dis gals who cum online 2 complain about my bf cheating na wash.cheating no dey exist 4 relatnship na marriage e dey exist.nd na ur gf investment in u dt u luk at because most gal always hav more dan 1 dick doing dem.but they always rebuke d act na normal.a wrd is enough 4 d wise dnt felt guilty u bleepin 2 gfs except 1 gf don ova invest in u.or u ar married.

Amazondepth:
These statements made by PMBs aides and appointees are unbelievable to say the least.Is there really hope for Nigeria?Do we still think we can survive another 4-5 years of what unarguably is the most inept leadership we have had the misfortune to have?Do we think of the future at all? Never in d history of this country have we been so divided,so downtrodden, clearly lacking a direction and on and on.PMB is not it and dat is obvious

if nt of buhari we could hav moni.if nt of buhari i could hav b eating fried rice nd chicken.if nt of buhari i could hav had 1 fyn babe.

ipobarecriminals:
campaign on top of unrest/ killing un Benue/Rivers.This shittu of a baba is dumb.

guy 4get if nt 4 buhari benue pple could hav b smiling.if nt 4 buhari we could hav b cruising 2 buy fuel.sai buhari add yours

purem:
Glory be to God indeed

By nature grace, will complete mine b4 d yr runs out

dt God favour dt wrk.

Xxxtedyxxx try answa persn problems.bikonu.bros i hav dis ishan gal am scoop she giv me dis christian gal stuff but she investing alittle lik gav me credit wen i ask.but am stil skeptical about her christian gal thin thinking she might b a hypocrite jux felt due 2 d fact of i told of my church wrk charity wrk i do.nd am always skeptical ishan gals because they ar very unpredictable nd hard 2 code.due 2 me nd my bro experience.so am askin hw do i get her 2 open up more.nd otha guy who hav experience wit ishan gals advice is needed.y am saying an ishan gal can b runs gal u go code am but she can jux do unpredictable thins dt gal rarely do lik jux suprise u giv u 5k.u cum confuse u b lik if she a runs gal or gf material.until lik a yr or 2 b4 u cum code na runs gal she b.very tricky whetha dey luv u.

magiki:
This could be one of the greatest lie coming up this year

we dnt knw whetha d pastor was tryin 2 contact d hussy of d woman or sumone related 2 her.we nt ther we cant conclude.as 4 freeze d guy is creating a media sterotype.dt am against.nd his silverspoon guy no sabi hard life 4 naija dt y u dnt hear such 4rm dem 2face solid star rekado bank timaya.as 4 fake pastor e dey bible jesus said nt every 1 dt preach wit my name or my father name is of me.if u wan 2 knw a true man of GOD is 4rm his preaching.because devil cant giv a man d power 2 preach d wrd of God.dt hw i knw j.b joshua was geniue.dnt luk at whetha building collapse or e dey ride fyn jeep.wen u enta a church first study d pastor sermons.4 lik 6-12 sermons.because is d sermon is y jesus died 4 us.nd y God establish d church.hw do u knw a geniue sermon .is always mak u get sense nd open ur eyes more nd it practical.mak u undastand sum scripture d more.4 example ther a pastor in delta state preach sey if u ar a married woman nd u get irresponsible hussy u don pray tiya fast tiya 4 am 2 change but e no gree change e sey mak e submit am 2 God mak jesus ur hussy.a lady in dt church practice it nd things turn around 4 her nd e children.na dt kind wisdom preaching i dey talk about.if dem say pst chris is fake no quick judge wait study e teachings first 4 lik 6-12 sundays b4 u conclude.even wen a pastor is backsliding it shw in his sermon.otha aspect it his praya point but sermon is numba 1

Timekeeper:
A senior lecturer at the University of Ibadan identifies 12 universities that bets offer Computer Science.

Computer Science students (Jigpoly)
If Computer Science is the course you choose to study in the university, then you've got to choose the university that best offers the program.
Recently, Pulse informed admission seekers about institutions that best offer Law and Medicine in the country and many UTME candidates are taking advantage of the guide Pulse Student dishes out on the universities that best offer certain courses.

Unlike Law and Medicine, there is no professional body that rates the study of Computer Science in Nigerian Universities, but lecturers with years of experience in both field and lecture rooms can authoritatively recommend the best school to study this course for admission seekers.

Dr Roberts Charles, who is a Senior Lecturer of Computer Science at the University of Ibadan is one of such authorities.

The lecturer who has been teaching the course for 17 years at the premier University identified 12 universities that have proved to be very good at teaching the course.

In a chat with Pulse Students, Dr Roberts said he drew his conclusions based on his interactions with the graduates of the schools who came for master's program at the University of Ibadan.

Here are the Universities he recommends for admission seekers who want to study computer Science.
University of Ibadan

Federal University of Technology, Akure

Federal University of Technology, Minna

Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife

University of Calabar (UNICAL)

University of Benin, (UNIBEN)

Covenant University, Ota

Lagos State University, Ojo (LASU)

Kwara State University, (KWASU)

Ladoke Akintola University, Ogbomosho

Ekiti State University (EKSU)

University of Lagos, Akoka

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.

The lecturer however blamed incompetent lecturers in the universities for the half baked computer science graduates in the country.

"Most Computer Science students in Nigerian Universities today are not practical oriented and it is because they don't have lecturers that are very competent and that is a problem. When the lecturer is not competent, the students too wont be confident in themselves.''

d problem is nt only incompetent lecturers but equipment.4 example in dev.countries they wat u called academic laptops ther nt d conventional advance hp dell imac laptop. Dis once 4 computer student ie they ar device 2 teach u hw 2 type, print etc.bill gate was trying 2 do 1 4 africa one tym but failed due 2 high cost wich mak d laptop expensive 2 african students.dt wat i read in an online article.so i think d solutn is 2 mak very cheap academic laptop,printers wit low spec in china mayb outsource wit nigeria .4our secondary sch student 4 a start den u.n may b brought in partnership wit google 2 handle d issue of internet wifi whereby countries govt.including nigeria govt wil pay 4 d internet wifi.nd also govts wil sign wit u.n 2 put such academic laptops in custom duty free goods. y am sayin dis is because u can nt giv d students home assignment in computer sci. Wich computer dey use.anotha is wen u use sch computer lab if a student spoil a computer keyword or cpu disk tray is d sch. Dt pay 4 d repair nd u knw smal computer repair can cost 5k 2 do.dis can lead d principal 2 blame d computer teacher in his mgt of d lab.but den sum pple may say let d student incure d cost of repair in their sch fees/tuition dt a very gud suggestn but dt leave d issue of home assignment,student preparing 4 test/exam.i think dis 3 issue is d reasn y computer science is taught theoritical.

hertz9te:
once a hoe...........

my brotha na em.i think i should call one mumu male ferminist who wrote a topic nigerian guys nd sluts shaming few days ago.d guys was rantin about hw guys wil call gal ashawo.dt we guys nd gals dt do dt ar hypocrite bla bla dt even tho d lady hav married nd hav a pass she a changed persn na so i smh wen i read laugh nd wat i said hw gal use fb 2 form d am a repentant hoe 2 deceive men 2 marry dem.if dt guy c nd read dis topic wetin e go talk.most tyms na male ferminist nd too gud men dt ar gullible 2 real man internet preaching dey end up lik op uncle.imagine d otha day i read here in nairaland hw a guy is dating an active p*rnstar nd nt bother about it nd sum yeye nairalander guys/babes they cal am real man dt y i no bother toast any active nairaland gal because most of dem ar two faced.in dis life nairaland brothas dnt b gud/bad 2 ladies.b wise 2 dem.4get those 10 ways 2 b a real man dt sum guys flow d internet dnt follow it.it has no wisdom.

skytouch2:
Mr , what do you have to say to Atalanta that casted my 7000 yesterday? I chose
Newcastle 1x
Roma 1x
Torino 1x
Atalanta 1x . 2.23odds. Cagliari bet Atalanta 2- 1. Can you say it greed that made me to choose 1x for Atalanta?

no mind op nd otha dnt knw dt many pple enta betting due 2 buhari administratn.many werent into it during jona tym.thins ar hard.we reach a point in our country wer is eitha God wit personal efforts or devil dt mak u rich.dnt judge betters y is beta dan kidnappin nd yahoo +.

kolawoleibukun:
na so
see bwest way dry na dem just fold push up. cross over night na bwest exhibition? omo I tell you e money no fit everybody oh. no matter how much you get am, if the thing no fit you e no fit you. people go day admire you but no be you dem really day admire. na the money.

the funny thing about Nigerian celebrities be say na dem go say make people snap dem picture, dem go come day pose like say dem day look the other way make e for be like say na paparazzi snap them. paparazzi day follow una enter inside house?

a picture like this na paparazzi day take am and post am. if they want to make a reality TV show make dem make am make we for watch. all these house pictures and outing pics na washy abeg.

omotola been show pics of her second house some months ago. I just shake my head. way all these small Igbo businessmen way come lagos yesterday don build house scatter for lagos. na now omotola day build second house. a pilot and an actress team up together na now dem day build second house? I begin day wonder self. if dem geh money reach why dem no day build hotel make we say na this actress get this 5 star hotel?

no matter how dem phfuck the phfuck reach I just know say these celebrities dem no get money

some bloggers go just day hype them say dem worth 3 million dollars. how? how many film dem don act 100. how much dem pay dem for one film 1 million naira. 2 million. if you multiply am by 100 na 3 million dollars u go get?

true talk brotha dt y e gud mak persn no dey gullible 2 d media.so many washy nd sterotypes wen u check am 4 reality na diff. Scenario u cum confuse b lik na so dis place or pple b.

Shayneward1:
Bros abeg if I see an olosho what will I call her?

no mind op.gal neva do am strong thing.e think sey sum of us didnt hav dis male ferminist mindset b4.mak e jam 1 gal wer go do am strong thin e eye go clear.is den e wil knw dt being a male ferminist is a foolish thin 2 becum.nd mak u very unwise.4 example wise guy go code gal wer dey always write gospel epistle 4 fb na wash.2 deceive gud men 2 marry am.because geniue repentent gal dnt do dt.but op go marry go sey na e past by d tym she start 2 dey giv headache na dt tym op eye go clear but e don late.pple lik op dnt knw dt nwadays gals ar playing games 2 eat their cake nd hav it.dt y wen u preach 2 dem stop runs gal wen dem sch.dem no go hear u.because they knw d game 2 clean past nd act d repentant gal 2 deceive suitors.

Jeffrey12:
Ever wondered what life looks like through the eyes of somebody with color blindness?



Source: https://www.boredpanda.com/different-types-color-blindness-photos/

NORMAL VISION

op my aunty hav catarach or so in her eyes.she c bluntly.d eye clinic told her 2 go 4 operatn guite expensive but my aunt dnt hav d moni.so wat other thin can she use 2 improve alittle or sutain it alittle

Saaruman:
Who take this one serious?

guy shake me.i prefer ibori 2 dis man.evem akpabio swt pass dis man.akpabio actn am building a world class stadium .common tear green card e no fit blastjona wife call her terrible names 4 cnn.cum use grammar deceive us 2 vote buhari .nw his nw doing 2 face dey analyze wat lik sey e dey wit us dey hustle stand 4 queue 2 get fuel.mtsew

[quote autahor=BENZINA post=63748894]Oga welcome, our cry don wake you? But it's too late oo, many have been rendered useless by this gov't you indirectly imposed on us.[/quote]dnt mind him we ar in d age of action men nt grammar vein men lik him.apart 4rm nobel prize wat hav he done 2 d literature writer who write their books in nigeria nd get poor by pirates y he write nd publishing his book 4 yankee nd mak dollars.b4 anyone rebuke me if u ar into video game ther dis game sprinter cell written by tom clancy read his wiki hw he divisify into movie video game anotha oprah whifrey talk shw created opportunities 4 pple nw into tv productn.they all hav 1 thin in common mak impact diversify nd dnt speak big english.since hav knw dis man e wiki na nobel protest big english.am tired of such men anotha patrick obaihagbon dt nigga hav nt done any project in edo since i knw him.my own is i dnt care whether na pidgin or u dey scatter english so far dev. Dey ur industry or society dt y i respect tompolo dbanj davido tubaba.luk at 2 baba e no sabi big english but luk at hw he mak d music wat it is wit othas.but u don c davido or don jazzy speaking big grammar y we dey hear music wer worst pass vico music.dis a man who insult a 1st lady on intl tv couldnt tear his green card.action speak larger dan words dnt u guy c arabs wen dey wan mak impact na once no big grammar man city psg once dubai city dev. Once no big grammar.cum dey speak grammar wit dt e white hair support buhari finish cum dey analyise wetin lata go jet go u.s.a.sorri 4 my rants but e get sum elders wer dey feel we youths na fools wer dem go use their grammar deceive lik patrick obaihagbön

Xxxtedyxxx i wan ask a questn u always mentn investment.but wat 2 ask tell us in detail things we guys can do in our chat dt can mak a gal invest heavily .and i hav issues wit calling baby 4rm d on set.sum gal arnt cool wit it nd tel me 2 stop calling dem baby wich i wil hav 2 apologise so am asking wat otha ones shuld i use apart 4rm baby

darkid1:
I dont know how someone would just force another human being to do something against their will and derive pleasure ... In my opinion , a rapist and a murderer are in the same category.

I would be so pissed off if this girl and her family do not report this monster to the authorities , and I hope she is able to get a confession from him and keep it as evidence during police investigation . This phyco nut job is a serial rapist , unrepentant and feels very good about himself (typical sociopathic behaviour ) .

Those that would come and cheer him, your relatives could as well be the next victim of this guy

dis problem wit guys wen guys rape harass we go shout vex.but hav notice wen u ask guys hw do u seduce a lady 2 cum 2 ur place.or hw do u mak dt first move wen ur greenlight gal dey ur place.u start hearin lol.mak i fry beans.guys go start mocking u.calling u a learner.instead of teaching u 4geting dt most rape ar as a result of lack of knwledge in scoopin a babe.ask me d guy fyn e get moni but go rape if u read d story u notice such behaviour as a result of wrong preaching we guys preach eg wen u get moni woman go follow u,wen gal don drink 5 smirnoff she high nd Hot na 2 jack keptus a guy told me dt shit yrs bak.instead of dnt sleep wit drunk lady.sum guys even put spanish fly 4 ladies drinks 4 club mak dem sleep wit d ladies.common wit werey campus students.dt d kind of friends dis slay king follow.let we guys b lik xxxtedyxxx nd others who cum 2 nairaland 2 teach guys hw 2 improve their luv game nd interacting wit ladies.if u hav a amateur brotha teach him hw 2 scoop ladies d wise way.because e bible jux as a friend/brotha sharpens anotha

kazyhm:
okay.......the problem really is women cannot handle being superior maturely.......

just pay attention to when a woman is a leader in any place, they tend to be very unreasonable and very sentimental to some very minor issues. they cant withstand real pressure and they can never look the other way when intimidated/bully when they are in control.

in summary women dont have locus of control when she is superior

i dnt agree wit u fully.it true wat u said but hav notice dt women who hav dis motherly approach nd knw hw 2 communicate wit men lik brothas or papa if he older but is bold nd dnt tak nonsense wen a persn is misbehaving.mak very gud leader.must of dis ones u talking about ar d ferminist minded ones who dnt knw hw 2 relate wit males very wel.they ar very overzealous.

ERORR404:
Op you sound like you fall into the "financially dependant women" group.

ladies lik her ar hypocrites.nd they full d media preaching unrealist thing.op dnt knw boys 4 street na rich gal dem dey find bleep mak she begin give dem cash.op hav nt ask y men fear independent ladies me i lik independent ladies but nt d one dt too rich lik linda ikeji or geneive u knw y wen u marry such lady wer get mansion exotic cars she becum ur madam anythin small quarrel u start 2 hear i pick u up 4rm d gutter.get out of my house.because lady luv a man they cant control.na if she independent but as rich as linda ikeji allakija.

[quote author=Espada11 post=a63695595]How is it a problem..just knack them they go without feeling and attachment ... dismiss and pay them off ....you are even safer that way because you are condom conscious than having a so called private girlfriend you are sleeping raw but you don't know where she has been in your absence.. I prefer it that way...your only concern and business in lagos is to make as much money as you can...when the one meant for you comes , you go know[/quote]yap but u need prayer nd consult strong geniue man of God.because many of dis ladies pretend alot sum use ferminism or christianity 2 cover face.b warned if u notice a gal no sabi cook run dey worst pass ashawo because ashawos sabi cook.anotha if u notice a gal is too religious(writing religious epistle in most of her post) on fb run.most of dem ar nt wat u think they ar.a true christian dnt do such online.most of dem hav pass nd use dt 2 clean their pass nd deceive gud men.2 marry dem.finally hav dis believe dt there nuthin lik church gal.only church woman.most of dis youth gals forming christian ar hypocrites.

Thegeneralqueen:
She's a disgrace to womanhood how dare you celebrate your sister's EX who gave you the right....... what a shame

is maturity.i heard d siblings ar cool dt tonto is d black sheep of d family dt wat i heard o.but tonto u luv didnt handle her marriage maturely lik tiwa salvage dt y it help churchill popularity his silent nd maturity put him in a gud light y tonto mixing up accusatn 2day she say one thin nd 2morrow anotha thin.nd pple including nairalander wher asking wat was those luv 2 churchil wer disturbing us wit.4.nd 4 her sista 2 do dis shw dt wat tonto told us wasnt 100% true.one hav learned 4rm my mum is wen husband nd wife hav dispute play a neutral party.hear 4rm both side ask relatns of both party nd neutral pple dt knw dem well but dnt tel d couple who u asking.d thin b lik detective.wrk.

kepstone:
This kind of story is what we are laooking out for. but is this obtainable in this generation were materialism has taken over our society and youths. I honour and celebrate this woman indeed it was a journey of faith she took without no guarantee from her parent, friends and siblings only God and he has honoured her faith and given her all she could ever wish for in a man who had nothing. Truly a good wife co as from the lord.

u dey mind those indomine gals.d moral lesson here is reward/honour ur woman who was nt only wit u but luv nd support u wen u were struggling nd hustling.it also goes 2 ur mother.very imp.

hatchy:
I strongly believe now that something is absolutely wrong with this man.

Why the attack on Christianity always?

You have constituted so much nuisance to everyone such that you no longer make any sense whenever you talk.

Keep quiet if you have nothing to say and stop using Christians and the faith for cheap popularity.

he luking 4 attentn.until his ignore he wouldnt stp

ladeb:
gud story

na dis kind positive story one shuld hear on christmas day nt negative stories our minds need a vacatn.2 positivity because christ was positive.so abeg u blogger guys can continue 2morrow wit u na -ive story hustle.

[quote aauthor=safarigirl post=63554553]funny how you think Africans are some modest people who are always covered when in fact, the idea of wearing clothes was introduced by Westerners

Many African tribes still embrace nuditu till today, case in pont, the Zulu people. So, I don't understand how you assume Africa is a land of anything that has nothing to do with nudity

Do not confuse the teachings of Western religion as African tradition, nudity is not alien to African tradition at all, it has never been

Nobody was all covered up under the heat of sub-saharan Africa[/quote]but ther was no rape.i dnt blame d musicians i blame our female youth wat annoy me about gals nt our swt mothers they wil b shnuting pervert boys men ar dogs bla bla.but wen it shw on music they b dancing.y am sayin so is ther a tym wen ferminist wer fighting rappers perverted videos.but lost d war y rappers told d ferminist dt they do it 4 moni nd wen they sing about women bein bitches nd protray it in their video.youth gals dance 2 it.because female youth ar hypocrites.4 example if african female youths raise up against bigbrotha shower hour dt wil d end of shwer hr they hav d power nt our mothers.but do they no because they lik it.but wen it makin guys perverted they start shouting.d same goes 2 porn.

Sanchez01:
It is somehow strange when you exhibit Pan-Africanism one moment and the next you go totally contrary to what you claim you represent.

Melanine, though symbolises the deep dark African skin and pride, but then again, how nudity comes in becomes a wonder.

Perhaps Clarence didn't understand the meaning of the word, perhaps the so-called singer didn't as well. The truth is that Clarence missed this one. It would have made a whole lot of sense to have those ladies clad and modest, which would have reflected the one-time African dignity we held in high esteem rather than set them beside a sea shore like slaves that had been bought.

Videos like this one would make you question your own intellect at some point. 'Melanine' is our pride, and it is not associated with nudity in any way.

Clarence goofed.

dnt blame clarance most tyms d actiste dt tell dem 2 do it.nd i dnt blame d artiste either because d entertainment industry is a moni oriented industry.only care about d moni in ur pocket nd nt u or moral being of d society is left 2 who it affect most 2 say no our mumu don do.nd who dt our female youth.they wil nt go against or shout at d music dt protray dem lik sex object but wen it has made guys perverted dem go cum here 2 shout men ar dogs bla bla.nonsense.if u notice hollywood find it difficult 2 portray nigeria in bad light.because nigerians dnt tak it lightly.wat u cing is a case wer white govt ban white music dt use d n word y blacks dance 2 d same music.doesnt it mak sense.since d female youth ar foolish 2 c dt d entertainment industry is protray dem lik sex obj.den they should stop complaining about perversn nd rape because our grand fathers era ther was nuthin lik rape or c ikebe mak i slap am.

Mskrisx:
Forgetiiii how many una go hold?
Guys plenty for street na

6 out of 10 young guys na yahoo.cum bini gra u c tiya wit ther toyota camry nd venza.but wat i dnt lik is d way they blow moni on woman.don mak many chick too materialistic.

LionDeLeo:
Hmmm.

She no want hear story, go straight to the point.

But what she doesn't seem to understand is that all join, is part of the toasting.

Or he shouldn't comfirm your marital status again? Do you want him to start toasting a married lady? You don't want him to praise you?

any guy who follow dis lady luv advice na one chance u go enta.practice her advise nd u becum d tompolo of friendzone.even she wer dey advice hav friendzone a guy who did wat she saying.no lady wil tel u d truth mak guys no tak adv.of dem.is all a game

whitebeard:
Pls don't compare Nigeria with Japan/Korea/China. These countries invested heavily in morals and they have been doing this even before the brits thought of coming to Africa.

u jux speaking my mind.it in their ancient culture.hav ask hw nigeria can reach dis level of japan.nd d answer is our rural areas.if u notice countries dt hav developed villages also hav develop cities.because is d state governors dt determines a country development.b4 u say if d head rotten d bdy is rotten luk at trump d guy is f*king up but is nt affect america infrastructure.y because americans hav spend yrs 2 strengthen their state govt.d problem wit 9ja is our governors.luk at my niger delta d governors ar d reasn y d region is lacking presently.ph 4 example has moni dt if dey spend 40% on d state infrastructure ph go shine lik cape twn.