₦airaland Forum

Jewessgratitud3:
Why won't there be high rate of HIV when all men want to do is dive into any available rotten hole . Shameless generation.

It's better to even be single than destroy ones life with the randy goats posing as husbands out there in the name of marriage. when you even try to preach celibacy, some animals will come and attack you like you're saying the abominable. Sexual immorality has become a norm that its no longer frowned at in the society but celebrated with people boasting about it publicly.

Some animals will still tell you, one thing must kill a man but when it hits them, you see them fighting pathetically for the same life they didn't fight to protect.

tafabaloo:
Advise your client to drag them to court if their allegations wereo untrue !

copyrites:
Yes. The man in power currently will leave and say the same thing. The only constant thing is truth. It's now up to you to act, or continue your rinse and repeat every four years

Ogaonos:
have notice is nt easy to chatup with ladies below 27yrs[26yrs below].am financially ok but e no easy chatup with this age range.guys nd ladies need advice hw do u guys chat with them
let help ourself

OfficialAPCNig:
Where were you when MOSSAD charted away Iranian classified nuclear documents right in the middle of Tehran while they Iranians were sleeping?

Israel no be una mate?

USA can't even pull off some shits MOSSAD does effortlessly.

Right in the middle of Tehran, MOSSAD stole Iranian most guarded secrets.

Iranian government woke up to the news and only ranted the whole day and did nothing.

😂😂😂

FYI, that file was half a ton.

That's about 500 KG. Now imagine how big FILES that weighs about 10 bags of rice is.

MOSSAD moved it from Tehran to Israel, undetected and you think Iranians would want to fight a war with this people.

Remember, MOSSAD is just Israeli civilian intelligence agency like (CIA and NIA) and not even a military unit.

Imagine what happens when they work with Israeli military intelligence against Iran in a conventional warfare.

Blood over stain...

😂😂😂😂

Again, Israel has nukes and they have a first use doctrine.

Israel that contemplated about nuking Arabs during the 6 day war na who you think Iran will love to fight against because of Hamas.

You must be on weed.

musicwriter:
The solution is simple.
Our native languages must be made compulsory in school. They have to be vigorously used for literature. They have to be used to learn sciences too.
Just replace everything we do in English today back to our native languages. Only then shall it be intertwined with our lives as it was before our unfortunate encounter with white people.
And when that happens, that's when we'll be free, indeed.

VOsimhen144:
Bro, it’s really pathetic…. I don’t know what’s wrong with dis generation, they barely speak their native languages. Every tribe in Nigeria wants to be speaking English, even the English dem no sabi speak am well.
I be confirm Edo guy, when I was growing up as a kid, we use to speak our language (Esan) everywhere… at school, at home, market e.t.c but that’s doesn’t mean we no sabi English.

But if you go to village now, Majority of the children and youth can’t even speak their language. It’s so sad.
They are all forming mumu English.

That’s why God would continue to bless countries like Russia 🇷🇺, Spain 🇪🇸, Croatia 🇭🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, China 🇨🇳, Japan 🇯🇵 and Sweden 🇸🇪. They fvcking don’t care about English. They speak their mothers tongue to the fullest, dem no send ur papa. God punish English.

tundepy:
Na the entitlement be the issue, a lady you just mt, Wil just be like, can you spoil me, can you take care of me, can you maintain me, shallow stuff.. They are soo many, it's hard to have a conversation, na bill every time.. Especially when they kn, you dey outside 9ja..

Bliss52:
na this kind statement nd preaching some of us warn against but as u knw man of nwadays are always ignorant .such is want behind our ladies entitled behaviour.if u notice ladies frm core north nigreria arent too money conscious materialistic nd entitled like our southern sista why this d reason after guys will be complaining.let me say something bae loves money but nt u .wat makes bae of nwadays fall in love na orgasm.a lady go get big boy bf nd have side boo dt giving her orgasm d way she be acting d side boo is different frm d big boys

.many boys who preach this are yahoo or money miss rd boys


If you like call him simp... He told you fact that most mothers won't tell their Son about their Dad

No go hustle my niggar, dey listen to Nairaland boys and Shola for Twitter forming Alpha male

*Try put it to practice this Tinubu subsidy regime

*Ask the finest girl In your area you like and would want to go on a date with her

1: when you reach the venue don't pay for transport Uber or Okada, tell her you don't have

2: Don't buy any food..

3: when she ask for Data tell her you don't have money

4: when she visit you, don't order food or cook noodles

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jamesversion:
Who told you China has more infrastructures than USA?

tundetech5:
Nigeria Super Eagles icon Austine Jay Jay Okocha has been reminded of his time as an administrator after his comments on the NPFL in Kenya.

Nigerian football legend Austin Jay Jay Okocha has come under the storm following comments he made about the Nigeria Premier Football League, NPFL.

According to Pulse Sports, Jay Jay Okocha has revealed that he will not watch the NPFL if there is a Premier League match.

The 50-year-old made the statement during a Premier League trophy tour in Kenya recently.

Okocha on the NPFL
Speaking to Kenya-based Capital Sports, the former midfield maestro was honest and brutal with his assessment of the NPFL.

According to him, the Nigeria domestic league is not well-packaged enough to attract followers like him to ditch European leagues.

“I don’t think I’d watch the Nigerian league if there is a Premier League match on the television, that is if I am being honest because the Premier League is more attractive,” Okocha stated.

Our people will fall in love with something that is attractive and well-packaged. I can take the example of South Africa, the locals there attend matches in the stadium because the league is attractive,” he added.

Journalist replies Okocha
The comments from Okocha have not gone down well with some NPFL enthusiasts who have taken to social media to respond.

Led by Photojournalist Tobi Adepoju, the former Bolton Wanderers skipper has been criticised for his comments.

In a long-form reply posted on the social media platform, X.com, formerly Twitter, Adepoju went down memory lane to remind Okocha of his in-famous time as Chairman of the Delta State Football Association.

“Okocha was supported by Amaju Pinnick & he was elected as Delta State Football Association Chairman which automatically made him a Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) Congress Member,” Adepoju posted.


“He ruined Delta State FA & he was judged to be the most incompetent Delta FA Boss in history. He was forced to resign before the Delta FA Congress impeached him, they were pissed and disappointed.


When football fans call for Ex-Players to lead football administration in the country, I laugh at it. Let's leave them to honour invitations from politicians and play novelty matches.”

Source: Pulse Sports Nigeria


https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/jay-jay-okocha-npfl-expert-blasts-super-eagles-legend-after-comments-nigerian-league-2023090311255925336

Reflect7:
Use your damn head.

The UAE population is 9 million and their oil and gas reserves plus daily exports are 3 times Nigeria's.

That is equivalent to giving Abuja alone 3 times Nigeria's annual income annually to spend.

What will they not be able to build, including the world's tallest buildings, and all kinds of futuristic structures like they do in Dubai, with their money-miss-road projects?

You are extremely moronic to be comparing the two countries just because they both ''sell oil''.

You went to school yet you reason like a mugu.

IconicR:
He simply dislike his arrogance
Truly Burner can be arrogant sha but I'm so blinded to see any of all his faults.

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/30/tinubu-canadian-pm-trudeau-discuss-gabon-coup-on-phone/

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/30/tinubu-canadian-pm-trudeau-discuss-gabon-coup-on-phone/

addmole:
Why are you laughing. This is not funny. I need help. What do I do?

Wodu89:
Corn 150-200 smh. Modernization of agriculture must be prioritized for a nation with over 100M people

Cantonese:
So the man has showed himself as a swindler and crook. A serial betrayer, a self confessed adulterer and an irredeemable liar.

He called himself extremely wealthy; he took her to China, yet he was sleeping with her while she was married to her ex husband. What a shameless pig.

Anyway, the lady too got what she needed to get. What you sow, you reap. Adultery made her break up her first marriage, abandoning three children. Probably the man did not possess the kind of finance that she wanted. She ended up with self confessed gigolo, who taught her the lesson of life. Pained from it all, she tried to commit suicide.

IconicR:
I so much dislike men that don't know how to keep shut and coming to the public to rant like a woman.
If a woman is hurt she would rant and it's only natural which a real man understands.
Agbaya alagbaoshi

IconicR:
I so much dislike men that don't know how to keep shut and coming to the public to rant like a woman.
If a woman is hurt she would rant and it's only natural which a real man understands.
Agbaya alagbaoshi

OYEDIPE:
Which of your own ideas is fetching you millions let alone billions.

wirinet:
Borrow sense and switch to cooking gas. Dual petrol/gas carburetor are a fad right now. 1kg of cooking gas at N600 is equivalent of 4 litres of petrol at N2000. The problem now is that the Carburetor has mooned, something that cost N12,000 before the petrol increase is now selling at N30,000. Me I have ordered mine direct from China, I expecting it next weekend.

Flets:
Even when everyone knows it’s against the interest of Nigeria, Tinubu will do it….. and this is why

The West has got the President they need to do all their bidding. They've got Tinubu by the balls .... they have all his dossier ranging from the drug activities to fake identitiy, fake education, rigged election etc. The West got their best puppet.

TINUBU HAS NO OPTION THAN DO THE BIDDING OF THE WEST. Otherwise, he loses it all.

All policies implemented by Tinubu are per IMF and world bank recommendations and aimed at further impoverishing the Nigerian people further like they do to all third world countries.

Only Nigerians can save themselves by taking their country back

daughters13:
Evangelist Malakhi Dele Banjo and former deeper life member has come out in the open to publicly declare that he is officially searching for a true Christian wife.

Yes I seek a true Christian wife but the issue is that the church has been infiltrated by satan and if you go to the church to find a wife you will probably end up marrying a witch or a girl from the marine kingdom who perfectly disguises herself as a true Christian.

Even if you go to modesty churches like deeper life to find a wife, these false Christians are there as well.

So what am I supposed to do? Should I accept and take one of these witches and marines that have infiltrated the church as a wife?

That's not going to happen and that's why I am here today to publicly declare and hopefully by so doing, I will bypass the infiltrated church.

Okay, I want a Christian wife but there are rules and there are selection criteria which the girl must fulfil.

Here are the selection criteria:

1. The girl must be a practising Christian

2. The girl must be a Christian that practises absolute modesty and outward holiness (deeper life type)

3. The girl must be a Christian preacher.
For you to be my wife, you need "Lady Evangelist" attached to your name. That's the minimum standard acceptable.

4. I want a girl that preaches and not a Proverbs 31 woman. Yes, Proverbs 31 describes how a wife should be; but it is mainly about how she should be good at her domestic chores. What I seek is a preaching woman that will serve Christ and not a hard-working woman that does her chores as described in proverbs 31.

5. Whilst approaching me for marriage, the girl should not come with the belief that her body is needed carnal gratification.
Or do you believe that I am marrying the girl so that I can kiss her lips and caress her body and by so doing get double pleasure; one pleasure from the kissing and the other pleasure from the caressing?
I marry not her body but her Christian fire.

6. The girl must be a vociferously aggressive preacher that is strong and able to stand her ground for Christ even in the midst of opposition. Metaphorically, she should be a true Christian female tiger with sharp claws, sharp teeth , ferociousness and wanting to pounce for Christ.

So that's it, if you have what it takes please send me a message on my Facebook (Malakhi Banjo) so we can begin the screening process and if you pass.....L.O.L, then we can begin the courtship process.

Please note that these criteria are hard to fulfill but yet easy to fulfill. God will not compromise on rigchteousness and neither will I.

To conclude, there are things we want and there are things we need. You may want a wife or husband but the only person you need is the Lord Jesus Christ. And that's why the title states "True Christian Wife WANTED"


God bless
Your brother in Christ
Malakhi Dele Banjo

God1000:
stop blaming the ex husband for her barbaric behaviour, this gender war on nairaland is sickening

She's unhinged

IyaebeTheGreat:
Didn't you read and see that she has mental problems? Gush stop blaming women in everything. Which sane human will butcher his or her own child. The man failed woefully in protecting that child

tonye33:
Hi Dickson,
I have seen your messages about wife denying husband sex and I must confess that mine is epic. I dated my wife for 4 years before marriage. After the first 2yrs of dating, she put a stop to our sex and said she felt guilt and all, I accepted because I have dated 2 girls previously with sex, so it wasn't a new deal.

She is 2yrs older than me, I was younger and naïve, cos knowing what I know now, I wouldn't have done a lot of things.

After marriage, she opened up to me that she has never enjoyed me cos I was huge, last more than 30mins and thrusts faster. I felt bad, started developing anxiety towards sex cos I was always thinking whether I was injuring her, she was enjoying it, or I will finish fast so she doesn't get angry cos she s hot tempered, can even get very very angry even during sex.

Additionally, she cancelled all sex position because she said they were painful, only one position and its with her lying straight on her belly, or at most by her side. Anything that will make her raise any part of her body was painful, doggy was totally out of the way, and all these were never raised during our dating period.

Any other position you attempt will make that night miserable because she will just be angry and asking every 5secs if you are not cumming.
Something that was supposed to be fun ends up being a task. I wanted to meet her halfway and that was my huge mistake. I changed all my strategy and then I started losing my erections and most times I won't even be able to get one, and then her complaint changed that I was falling even in the act and that she was not enjoying me again cos i no longer thrust fast.

Infact eeh........... I knew what the problem was, topped my game and we went back to square 1. The monthly count was like 7 or 8 times then as newly married couple while targeting conception. The moment she conception. The moment she took in, she locked up till the baby was in the 5th month. Infact the 9 months preg period was like 6 times only with curses, different conditions and rules before she will agree. I just managed the little wey i see. Mind you, we live peacefully, communicate almost every time, greet with kisses, pet names, dine and even play games but no sex.

She is a full housewife and I earn 7 figures monthly. After our first baby, I begged for sex for 7 months and anytime I bring up the sex, it was followed with blackmail, anger, back talks and even silence. On the 8th month, the rule was "it must be with protection", I obliged. By the 9th
month, which was the 5th time, she took in again. Almost same thing like the first preg period.

After second delivery, I decided not to demand and just observe her. Bro, we stayed 1year living in the same house without sex as couple. I work from home, so I was always around. I have househelps that does practically everything at home, except mixing food. Yes, I the same house without sex as couple. I work from home, so I was always around. I have househelps that does practically everything at home, except mixing food. Yes, I used mixing because they prepare everything needed to make food. I do the monthly shopping and even take care of the baby at night after working several hours during the day ooo, I support her to the best of my knowledge and still don't know why.......I just feel shedoesnt love me and not attractedto me, probably i was just the available status changer, because how can a woman stay in the same house with someone she loves and never feel the need to go intimate?

I bumped into an ex and she suggested that I act like I was seeing someone, I then started living the house every evening and most times will drive to a car wash and stay for like 3 hours before coming home, and it didn't change anything, instead she became irate.

This year, I have not even had it up to 10times with her for a marriage of 5yrs. Its really crazy.

suckmedownthere:
That's the fucking truth and when there is a divorce the man is still on the losing side..... Men seems to be fools

tensazangetsu20:
You went to Ghana. What were you expecting. I have said it countless times over and over again, if you plan to relocate within Africa and your destination isn't south Africa just sit your ass down in Nigeria. As horrible as Nigeria is, the only African country better than Nigeria is south Africa and by African countries I mean black Africa. I don't consider the northern parts of Africa as African countries

tensazangetsu20:
Nigeria better pass Namibia. Job no dey that country. I no consider those north African countries as African nations na. I have been to Morocco and everything about it felt and looked European down to the most basic Infrastructure. When I talk Africa, na black man countries for Africa I dey talk.