₦airaland Forum

jesse8048:
Benue people haven't seen anything yet? Una never chin chun chin yet.

d truth is dt ortom is a sycophant nd a weak governor.if na fayose 4 don put d prof.in his place jux check out d way he put fulani herdmen in their place sote their herdmen associatn cum dey beg.dt na governor nt lik dis weak sycophant sh*thole governor dey cry mtsew.

KanwuliaExtra:
SHYTE HOLE HOTEL!!!

Horrible wall, kindergarten-chair colors.

u so rite.hav notice dt most 5 star hotels interior in 9ja ar either ordinary or less luxury dan d 5 star lounge/clubs.wich get me confuse 2 ask y wil lounge/club interior bam pass hotels own dnt they use d same interior decor.paul okoye rudeboy parlour mak kanu hotel interior luk lik bq or boys quater

Nutase:
Pwetty lady.

wat i lik about her face without make up is dt she luk younger dan her age.u think she 20/22 age

deco22:
Try comparing your face to that of the sex doll and you will realize you are not even near the Doll in terms of beauty.

insecurity dey fall on d lady.is gud wen ladies attentn is threatened.it mak dem behave, stop d forming nd dt y if u notice wen a endowed lady dey 100l 2 enta am dey hard but wen she hav b choped nd don reach 300l no bobo dey luk e side nd d 100l chick ar getting d attentn is much easy 2 mount dem.players use dis scoop alot by making her c nd feel otha gals wer fyn pass her lik company.dey call it clear her doubts.

richythePH:
lmao....,.....germany no just get joy o


bardoll keh?

anyways
#WithSexDollWeStand


save up, get ur personal sex doll and stop asking, begging and paying ladies for sex


INSTEAD

pay for STD free sex,

pay for sex with no strings attached


pay for sex without enduring the gorry sight of unending stretch marks and fallen boobs

no more slayqueenity and oloshoism


no more "your dick is too big or too small"


no more nagging, spending excessively, cheating, betrayals etc


no more fvcking with lady lying still like wood without moaning

#WithSexDollsWeStand

d truth is sex dolls brothel wit b lucrative biz here in 9ja.but only d male sex dolls go sell or get patronage wella esp d married ladies because who buy sex toys more ladies.put 2 of such one 4 abj.highbrow nd lagos island mayb ph.mak ladies wrk nd mgt d biz mak d place dey coded.is den u c sum rich ladies esp d married ones go patronise d place.4 sex dolls brothel 4 9ja men u go drink garri.

joinnow:
Number 9
Number 8

Is totally wrong
Check science life and
How things work

for those who believe dis writeup abeg no go try am wit ur pitbull u go turn e meal.

thorpido:
Guys should be smarter. If you are going deeper,after a few years,marry her,get her pregnant,let her continue her studies in your house.

b4 we start cuming d guy mumu let learn sumthin here wat did she do 4 him nuthin.i bet u dt gal neva luv him.he invested too much without considering her investment.4 guys ar entering uni/campus.thins u shuld neva do.1. Neva fall in luv wit any gal wen u sch.hav dem as friends nd coded side chick most campus gal ar nt gf materials.2).if u wan date neva hav a public relatnship in campus code am.3)mak sure she imvest too.if she giv u d virgin stuff or am born again stuff hold bak ur finance 4 a long tym nd c if she invest or start cracking

Ask xxxtedyxxx nd read his luv counseling articles.

Wyttcat:
I beg shove that! While some celebrate lies and taunt others over nothing, he's saying the truth and didn't belittle anyone. If you have it flaunt it! Find somewhere to preach your holier than thou.

jux tel us u ar tribalist full stop.

Ihatepork:
When you see a certain thing repeatedly, it's necessary to talk about it. Credit has to be given.

- John Boyega played Finn in star wars

- Moe Sasegbon played wonder woman in Justice league.

- Mo Abudu/Niyi Akinmolayan just broke records with Wedding party 2 .

- Some of Mo Abudu/Kemi Adetiba's records with Wedding party still stand.

- Wizkid defied the odds to beat the likes of Drake and Jay-z to MOBO awards. Also became the fist Artist to perform at Royal Albert Hall.

-Davido broke Naija record for the highest grossing Nigerian concert.

Both of them are the biggest artistes in Africa today

-Now Funke Akindele just did another one with avengers

Even the highest grossing Nollywood movies were produced/directed by Yorubas. Kunle Afolayan, Niki Akinmolayan, Tunde Kelani, Biyi Brandee. Some otolos saying they control nollywood don't even know things have changed. We boss that nollywood now. They think we are still in the era of Ada the serpent. Lmao

It's a also not a coincidence that all the Nigerians who have won the Grammys are Yorubas

See, no one comes close to Yorubas in entertainment. You can't tell me nothing. Funny how we barely even brag about it. Oh well...I just did.

Now

let stop dis tribalism talk.dis 1 of d thin dt nt cool about nairaland.tribalism or belittling other or i beta pass u is d reasn y ghana foolishly attack nigeria entertainment.instead of being part of it.jux as d british movie is part of hollywood also go 4 their music.dis tribalism we ar d one running thins altitude is wat is causing herdmen killings in benue nd many part of 9ja by d headmen murderers.let stop it abeg dnt allow civilized growth nd bring disunity in our environ.because wat d world c is nigeria entertainment wich is shwing us in a positive light.let nt ruin it wit sum silly tribalism dumb talk.

ponziponzi:
Cheerful giving to who? and it very difficult to understand what you type. For your information, I am a Christian and you don’t know where I live.

Dangote has debunk that lie about Idahosa. Have you asked your question why no one in Idahosa’s church is as rich as Dangote abi he forgot to pray or prophesy into their lives too.
My brother, with this kind of thinking Nigeria will be forever backward and her people will suffer great poverty. Only village people think like this.

.i 4 educate u about dangote nd dantata family.nd hw dis men/ladies got 2 b billionaire in nigeria but no need nd hw charity wrk helps country nd y d west dnt play wit charity.is ur type i sweat 2 convince nt 2 vote 4 buhari in 2015.so brotha no need let rest d case.

ponziponzi:
Please, who prayed for:

1. Singapore
2. Japan
3. China
4. UAE
5. Saudi Arabia
5. Malaysia
6.Dangote
7. Bill Gate
8. Mark Zuckerberg, etc

for ur info.dangote was future was prophesy by late archbishop idahosa nd e has imams prayin 4 him.as 4 rest they practice wat God lik.cheerful giving dt d secret of america.dt wat we africans nd black lack dt 1 of d reasn we suffer.so oga atheist dnt cum here 2 preach atheism 2 me.only a fool dt preach/practice atheist in nigeria.even do u knw d story of dangote nd d family 4rm.u dnt knw dis men front 4 generals in d military tym.because den ther was no occult in govt lik nw.

ponziponzi:
I am sorry, it will be an impossible task to educate you.

smh.educate me on wat.dt pastor prayers is nuthin/useless dt wil shuld wrkhard without pastor prayer wat ur write up means.

ponziponzi:
Hahahaha, Even the Chikok girls they have been praying for since 2014 are since in captivity or sold into slavery. You better collect the money, invest it and work hard to get out of poverty.

Who prayer don help for Nigeria? As I am typing this more than 10 Nigerians have slid into poverty, how is prayer helping them?

stop being ignorance hard wrk without spiritual support wouldnt get u anyway in nigeria.if u lik get 10phd u stil b unemployed.most successful pple na 3 things b ther secret eitha na devil or God bless dem or na illegal dem do.wit d way u talking i think u ar in ur 20's because in 9ja wen u reach 30's/40's u start feel d need 4 God.u need jesus(very strong man of God) wen doing biz.shey u knw more biz deals can b fraudulent.even ur own persn/blood brotha/sista fit sit dwn on opportunities 4 ur hardwrk nd u no go knw.let me giv a practical step u hav a strong man of God nd u doing a biz or hav a biz plans u go inform ur pastor mak em pray nd seek God wisdom /decisn on it.anotha is u doing biz u don sign m.o.u giv d names of d pple in d deal.no giv ur pastor any mou documents 2 ur pastor jux d names nt their contact.dis practice go sav u 4rm bein dupe.u fit do pure deal.ur associate fit tel u sey d deal na fraud so dt u go jonse d deal mak e chop ur share.

enilove:
I think majority ( 85%) of those who call themselves Christians are not diff from other unbelievers.

I wonder how on earth they gave the child of the devil an audience in the first place.
How can such a person just wake and starts to tell us that tithing is wrong.

He is working for the devil to pull down the church of God, nothing more.

leave am na silverspoon guy.wen he attract trial nd tribulatn cum he go knw.at first i thought he was bringing dis topic 4 beta scrutiny nd undastanding y we pay tithe.but d way his going.e friends/family got warn am.na God mata o.wen e vex treat e 4up e bad o

BuhariNaWah:
See her wide lips like banana.



I can imagine the weird things those lips has done.




Shameless generation.

sum of dem dey nairaland.cum here dey shout guy ar pervert dogs.but last 4 2 minutes u no hear 4rm dem.sum of dem nwadays cum ur place u jux wan dey normal bein d 1st tym.by d tym e go house cum dey tel u i dey vex wen u cal.wen u chat witam cum dey dull u y u no giv am cassava.nd hav notice gal wer dey soft dey form dis i can nt hurt a fly dey lik cassava

Uyi168:
..vigorous exercises like cycling can make the hymen tear

stop being bein a woman ass licker.hymen is nt at d tip.na deceit she practicing.na dis type of gal boys wer no strong dey pour acid on due 2 too deceptn busted.dis our 9ja gals of nwadays dem lik 2 form dis decent gal nonsense.na so 1 i dey try scoop d form church gal 4 me.

tosyne2much:
We no go gree oooo!

You can't lose your virginity because body dey scratch you then come up with cock and bull story. Things are not done that way nah

Why do Nigeria ladies lose their virginity and come up with stores that will attract sympathy?

dis kind 1 go dey pretend alot.na dis type dey always ask u wen last d u hav sex?wen u tel y she ask.she cum tel u let hav sex wen marriage(u na d backup bf).boys we don suffer.

DaddyFreeze:
Well, of what use is the money to her when it's certain she wouldn't make good use of it at the of the day.

Nigerian Court of law wouldn't make this mistake. Jailing those two idiots is enough but 44million? That's too much for her.

if na ur sis b dt nanny by nw u 4 don burn 3k credit dey mak calls 2 her.sista no 4get me o by 2morrow sista hw fr d moni don enta.cum here dey talk rubbish lik sey u get quater of dt moni 4 ur account.

Timekeeper:
I know most of us are likely to have one or two things that turn us off when we see a lady.

For me, I am not perfect and am not saying all ladies should be perfect, one of my turn off is a lady that looks/ behave like a man. It's a great turn off for me.

Secondly, extremely flat chest is also a big turn off.

Thirdly, I also dislike the opposite of flat chest which is excessive boobs, I mean over sabi boobs walahi na turn off oo. Am sure you guys have one or two to say.

Oya let us know

slaying nd fak accent chick because they arnt real nd hav all d bad characters wen they shw their true color.nd they c we men as meney.

DaddyFreeze:
So now it's a TB Josh thingy. No wonder her won the election. Someone should tell him not to invite Arsene Wenger.

Except he is ready for his administration to be fruitless till he is kicked out of office.

wat dis one saying.

princechurchill:
Never pay attention to failures

but atleast learn 4rm their mistake 2 b wiser.

xxxtedyxxx:
lol you didn't read the write up. If a girl likes you, or loves you, or values you, she will definitely invest. Contrary to mainstream belief, investing does not make a girl like you. The backup boyfriend is her main guy, forget the everything else.

dt d problem we guys ar facing wit d ferminist media we get brainwash wit d a real man is aman wit shining armor dt invest d more in a gal.but wen a gal invest in u lik wat u preach dt wen true luv begins u as a guy is 2 reward her investment y it is so because dt d way God created a woman.e dey bible "wife b submissive 2 ur husband"investing/investment."husband luv ur wife" return/rewards of investment(dividend).does lik christ is 2 d church.dt y christ say give me ur life(hrt)ie invest ur hrt/mind 2 me nd i wil giv u eternal life(reward). i didnt knw dt wat it meant until cum dey observe mature players doing nd start 2 read real preaching 4rm real luv coach 4 guys lik teddy,nneji one guy 4 youtube.y ther is radical ferminism 2day is because our father generatn didnt reward our mother generatn investment.we guys ar suffering 4rm our old man mistakes nd ingrate attitude.if u think am lying b submissive 2 ur gf nd c hw u get a shocker 1 day.dt y charles nneji says b a funny boss.while ur woman is d secretary d film or office is d relatnship.can u pay a secretary dt does nt cum 2 wrk at all.or cum twice a wk or u do both d wrk of a oga nd secretary nd u still pay ur secretary salary.wen ur pastor preaching d normal woman b submissive is an order 4rm God.knw it nt wat it actual means dt y u hav egoistic man always saying am d man of d house u must b submissive 2 me lik sey we men b king nd our women na subject is wrong.wen u undastand dis nd ask expert dt knw wat up.u can start seducing a lady 2 invest in u unconsciously.but u must reward or else karma do jam u.wat am sayin brothas u wouldnt hear 4rm a christian fellow nw wen u read dt bible passage shey it luk more practicable nd nt sound lik u acting a role in a mouie called relatnship/marriage.

xxxtedyxxx:
If you use these tips, you must surely see changes in your social game.

u rite.u said wen a gal respect/value u she invest.i wan 2 ask hw do u mak a gal respect/value u.giv us practical indepth tips on dis area.nd hw do apply it ur online chat on 1 hand.nd offline chat.pls

xxxtedyxxx:
Calling a girl babe is normal. Babe is not only for a girl you are dating. Stop apologising, it makes you look week. If she doesn't like it, don't apologise- no matter how she feels or desires it. Smile and continue the convo. If you can't use babe, then use dear. But the sad thing is "dear" is cliche now - it's everywhere.

Concerning investment, Read this https://www.nairaland.com/4270363/one-little-secret-could-save

Don't forget a girl won't invest unless she is likes you, or is attracted to you, or she respects/values you.

i wil try d babe nd if she vex i go jux smile.i go try am thnks about d new tips u said loading unda dis thread.we all waiting 4 it.or d link u sent me d tips u told us about unda dis thread

xxxtedyxxx:
Forget all that religion and superstitious thinking concerning ishan girls bro. Focus on your mind goals. She is investing that's good. Work on that. Invest too, but never invests more than her. I will advise you go for her. Don't ask her out. Take her as your girl already- she will invest more that way.

thnks bro .bros i wan 2 ask two questns u advise us 2 call a gal baby babypie 4rm d on set. Tho it wrking 4 d ishan gal but it nt wrking 4 sum otha gals o.cum tel me point blank 2 stop calling dem baby.1 gal warn me twice but we cool in our chat so am askin wich other name can i use apart 4rm baby dnt wan 2 b apologising all d tym.d 2nd questn u also told us 2 mak her invest wich is true.but wan 2 ask if u can giv more detail practical tips on hw 2 mak a lady invest.

Menzy86:
Deceptive people deserve every ounce of strain they get from their deceptiveness. So deal with it till you make the wrong decision. That's what you brought upon yourself!

let me use dis avenue 2 advice guys abeg if u nt emotional strong 2 handle hrtbreak dnt eva enta/do single date.until u strong 2 handle hrtbrk.most gal do double date nd double dating mak u emotnal strong is a medicatn 2 cure mumu in luv syndrome.nd police bf behaviour.i always laugh wen i c sum guys so quick 2 condemn cheating bf all dis gals who cum online 2 complain about my bf cheating na wash.cheating no dey exist 4 relatnship na marriage e dey exist.nd na ur gf investment in u dt u luk at because most gal always hav more dan 1 dick doing dem.but they always rebuke d act na normal.a wrd is enough 4 d wise dnt felt guilty u bleepin 2 gfs except 1 gf don ova invest in u.or u ar married.

Amazondepth:
These statements made by PMBs aides and appointees are unbelievable to say the least.Is there really hope for Nigeria?Do we still think we can survive another 4-5 years of what unarguably is the most inept leadership we have had the misfortune to have?Do we think of the future at all? Never in d history of this country have we been so divided,so downtrodden, clearly lacking a direction and on and on.PMB is not it and dat is obvious

if nt of buhari we could hav moni.if nt of buhari i could hav b eating fried rice nd chicken.if nt of buhari i could hav had 1 fyn babe.

ipobarecriminals:
campaign on top of unrest/ killing un Benue/Rivers.This shittu of a baba is dumb.

guy 4get if nt 4 buhari benue pple could hav b smiling.if nt 4 buhari we could hav b cruising 2 buy fuel.sai buhari add yours

purem:
Glory be to God indeed

By nature grace, will complete mine b4 d yr runs out

dt God favour dt wrk.

Xxxtedyxxx try answa persn problems.bikonu.bros i hav dis ishan gal am scoop she giv me dis christian gal stuff but she investing alittle lik gav me credit wen i ask.but am stil skeptical about her christian gal thin thinking she might b a hypocrite jux felt due 2 d fact of i told of my church wrk charity wrk i do.nd am always skeptical ishan gals because they ar very unpredictable nd hard 2 code.due 2 me nd my bro experience.so am askin hw do i get her 2 open up more.nd otha guy who hav experience wit ishan gals advice is needed.y am saying an ishan gal can b runs gal u go code am but she can jux do unpredictable thins dt gal rarely do lik jux suprise u giv u 5k.u cum confuse u b lik if she a runs gal or gf material.until lik a yr or 2 b4 u cum code na runs gal she b.very tricky whetha dey luv u.

magiki:
This could be one of the greatest lie coming up this year

we dnt knw whetha d pastor was tryin 2 contact d hussy of d woman or sumone related 2 her.we nt ther we cant conclude.as 4 freeze d guy is creating a media sterotype.dt am against.nd his silverspoon guy no sabi hard life 4 naija dt y u dnt hear such 4rm dem 2face solid star rekado bank timaya.as 4 fake pastor e dey bible jesus said nt every 1 dt preach wit my name or my father name is of me.if u wan 2 knw a true man of GOD is 4rm his preaching.because devil cant giv a man d power 2 preach d wrd of God.dt hw i knw j.b joshua was geniue.dnt luk at whetha building collapse or e dey ride fyn jeep.wen u enta a church first study d pastor sermons.4 lik 6-12 sermons.because is d sermon is y jesus died 4 us.nd y God establish d church.hw do u knw a geniue sermon .is always mak u get sense nd open ur eyes more nd it practical.mak u undastand sum scripture d more.4 example ther a pastor in delta state preach sey if u ar a married woman nd u get irresponsible hussy u don pray tiya fast tiya 4 am 2 change but e no gree change e sey mak e submit am 2 God mak jesus ur hussy.a lady in dt church practice it nd things turn around 4 her nd e children.na dt kind wisdom preaching i dey talk about.if dem say pst chris is fake no quick judge wait study e teachings first 4 lik 6-12 sundays b4 u conclude.even wen a pastor is backsliding it shw in his sermon.otha aspect it his praya point but sermon is numba 1