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Roy Emmanuel, being a bodyguard to a celebrity is cool but being sent to pay bills Is that stated in your job description? Also, you aint got no goons who got your back, to 'ride' when shit hits the fan?
Bro. In Nigeria do things anyhow and you get taken out ANYHOW! get yourself a lawyer bruh, draw up a contract, get you some life insurance, cause in your line of work in the SHITHOLE of all shitholes we live in, its easy to "get zipped up in plastic, cuz, when it happens, THATS IT!"

Anger influenced fighting is a form of insanity. Imagine what their reactions would be, were they not angry, and someone attempted or threatened to push them into such a gutter....but the blinding and mental degrading nature of anger led to fight anywhere anything but human display... such a pity

As a sociologist, there are a lot of issues here: first of, the majority of such asylum seekers have experienced trends, prior to the PMB/APC era, assylum seekers to Canada were majorly blacks from the Caribbean. These include Jamaicans, Guyanese, etc. Nigerians were not as much. However with the introduction of APC the influx of Nigerians steeped from 2 out of 10 blacks to 7 out of 10. This begs the question why the increase in Nigerians. This is attributed to 2 major things: Word of Mouth and Economic downturn. In the case of the former, those who had successfully gone through the route, started to spread the news, devising founded and unfounded ways to work the process. For the latter, that is the Economic downturn, the Nigerian human condition, while not directly caused by PMB or GEJ, one cannot but conclude that, it continues to deteriorate with each successive Government / President and their media hyped mantra of CHANGE! The economic situation in the country is now so bad that the pitbull of economic downturn, that is poverty (the absence of the material and immaterial virtues critical to progressive human development) is visibly evident. For instance, yesterday on this platform, a driver fought another human being in a flooded man sized hole over A CAR SCRATCH;

2.) A dancing politician perhaps emboldened by a President who has no tangible evidence of the minimum qualifications to be President, comes from nowhere, armed with only his dancing shoes becomes a senator and aspires to be Governor with no background of experience in personal leadership ( i mean, how can anyone finish high school with such a result).

3.) Yahoo and yahoo plus on the increase (some eating feces to get rich);

4.) Full grown men sexually defiling children on a regular basis,

5.) Ritual killings and practices grows steadily;

6.) Inflation and incessant hiking of prices,
7.) A surge of herdsmen armed with semi automatics who value the life of their cows more than the lives of human beings;
8.) The misappropriation of Power by Government and eve those with thread like connection to someone in power.

The problem with Nigeria is in the fact that we all have no idea of decent living. We have become so oppressed internally that we know not how to live any other way. We cannot Live and let others live too. The average Nigerian truly DOES NOT GIVE A FLYING EFF what happens to his Neighbour. As long as the neighbor is not getting in the way of his personal progress, then all is good.

Now, a lot of respondents here who assumed majority are all Nigerians, and are quick to wail deportation. If Nigeria has not improved with the absence of these assylum seekers, what makes you think things will get better when they are repatriated?

Thirdly and perhaps fodder for thought is: a covertly racist country (Yes, Canada as with Nigeria, USA, etc are full of racist bigots) keeps its borders open, allows both desirables and undesirables in, gives them work(in order to be taxed)provides them an opportunity to integrate (via jobs their people cannot and will not do), granting them access to credit cards & material accumulation, free education for children etc will now, after settling such assylum seekers down, deport them? The answer is no. At the very worst, the wheat would be seperated from the chaff, the wheat (desirable ones) ploughed back into the system and the chaff returned to where they came from as requested by the "pro-deport" activists here on NL

Is it Photoshop or is Ambode looking trim? Nice suit though

What I see is a driver, who has a fastidious Oga, who will dock him for the repair of the scratch on the car, out of a monthly wage that is highly insufficient and usually gone by the 5th of the month... and so, perhaps if i fight the scratcher enter gutter and my Oga (the owner) sees on social media, he will not charge me and be convinced the scratch was no fault of mine...
I mean, no true owner will descend to such extent over a scratch rather, Nigerian big man oppressor-mentality would have inclined to call the Police

And there you have it - CHANGE as defined by Sai Buhari administration.

My brother, welcome to the discriminative nature of travel especially if its the first time. I was going to ask what your travel history was like but, then I remembered that my European, American, Asian friends find it hard to believe, when I tell them I was denied for never travelling prior to my first application. It is only towards Nigerians perhaps Indians a close second, that such nonsense explanation is tendered. Sadly they deny the visa and pocket the full application money which includes payment for the visa printing & stamping it on your passport if it is issued. Some folks on here argue it is down to Nigerians overstaying which is a fact, however, a lot of these foreign immigration officials lack basic common sense with regards to the intepretation of submitted documents. They read your documents and if your cover letter is missing or explained in such basic terms that a 4 year old could understand, then, get ready to pay another application fee.

It also begs the questioning of their being termed developed/G8 countries - being developed is making corruption legitimate, the more you can conceal your oppressive systems using legitimate mediums the more developed you are thought to be... the Australian embassy should, rather than deny the application, invite the applicant to clarify grey areas and decide based on that...

Just as we the masses and peoples of Nigeria unanimously declare "WE WILL MAKE DAURA LIVABLE AGAIN" for you... we prefer your cows receive the 2nd term CHAINGE as perpetrated in your first term. #ourmumudondo

A big round of applause for this basic yet very insightful attempt at emphasizing the similarities (outside football) and differences in language shared by the two ever castigating groups on this platform. If we all take a cue from this and seek to dwell on the similarities and understand the differences, then...not only will PMB be retired to Daura, but moreso, the beginning of a GREAT NIGERIA. Op, Kudos to you

Simple situation: he refuses to concede, then he can be President of the Nigeria that voted him and Atiku vice versa... a smaller Nigeria (citing the failure of governance by both Atiku and Buhari) might give them less people/issues to deal with and perhaps a better chance at governance.

My question is: what if Atiku after winning with the help of the Igbos, mid 1st term has Obi removed, what then?

For any of you who are keen on option 2, abeg when the monkey don sleep go, abeg make una no kill am o: we can catch them, breed (like those breeding dogs) and sell them to Zoos or wildlife conservatories...cool money much better than eating them wey go digest 15 days max

The unprofessional behaviour Management, coach and certain players are to blame for this unfortunate turn of events. First of, from the Management: do they want to win or not? If they do, its going to cost millions of €£$...Look at the Man City experiment now the classic example....Such has not been the issue with Man U.
Your coach says I want these players, give him the players he needs! look at your rivals: are they spending and are they winning? Look at the past clubs & achievements of your manager: did he do well, when mgt managed the club & left the manager to manage the players - Yes he did!

Mourinho assumed he could make an Essien out of Pogba or a Kante out of him. However, Pogba is not of a humble disposition, unlike the previous 2, if he thinks he has an edge over you, he will make it all about him FIRST and not the Team. This, me attitude Baba Fergie saw and got rid of him but now, he is so audacious, he rallies team members against the club not the manager. Whatever happens the club remains, Pogba and Mourinho will leave the club but the consequences of making a bad choice of a "me player" will haunt the club

The purpose of knowledge is to expand current thought. This article does not only do that, it also goes on with facts and sources to provoke argument. Howbeit, anyone who sits and arm chair theorizes negating Reno's postulations should also take the time to research with the aim of disproving all he has said. I believe for a non related person to go to the extent of searching such out, he deserves respect...Mr Reno Omokri, TAKE A BOW!!

FINALLY! Congrats mehn!
Ya'll should meet this dude, he is so humble... ran into him a couple of times back then 2010 in mtn ikoyi aromire...always waited his turn, never on airs "i be this" "i be that";

Ambode! What are you trying to hide: that Tinubu put you there, even when it was not your turn; that he put you there for a favour you did for him to make you Governor as payback; Sir, you forget how you were used to humiliate BRF in the wee days of your administration, how senior politicians in Lagos (Pedro, Ojikutu, Obanikoro, Ogunlewe, Agbaje) left (some like Hamzat stayed) for other parties after being short changed by the same mechanism that brought you into power...now you re shouting fairness, transparency etc, when you know if such were in place, it could never have been your turn... Jagaban mechanism put you there, now you dont want to give it back...whats fair in that? You talk about performance, Sir , no Governor has the resources your state has, so also, it was not your money used...so pls rather than cause divisions in APC by attacking personalities, Speak to the plans you have for Lagos in your 2nd term...that way we can hold you accountable (we have not forgotten how most of you become tin gods during your 2nd term)

Unfair? Did I hear you say unfair? Oh! So he knows the meaning of the word and how painful it is... issorait. Mr Nurudeen abi Nuru the dancer aka Ademola twerking, where were you when PDP started prior to 1999 and even up on till 2014. When Babatope, Serubawon, Adedibus, Arisekolas, Oyinlola, Omisores etc were facing the heat for the party? Your elder brother died, you were smuggled in, benefitted from hocus pocus that culminated in your rise to senator...with a school certificate result not worth the paper it was printed on; in a state which hosts OAU, one of the top research institutions in Africa, where world class minds from Osun State are churned out annually, many of such minds unable to run for councillor, talkless of Governor... a State where the outgoing has not paid salaries consistently - is that fair? Why when the rich get a spoon taste of what the common man is living with, they wail like the whole world just caved in on them?
Sir, accept it, afterall, na so we the masses dey accept una nonsense

If you were Omisore, you would do likewise or even more...this dude covered up or should i say perpetrated the assassination of the country's attorney general (Uncle Bola Ige) took the hits for it, he's been on this pdp shit for years since 1999. All of a sudden, Isiaka dies and a Nurudeen who is a nobody takes Serubawon's spot and now for Governor! Where is that done? I dont know what promises Nuru the dancer has made to those who put him there but either way He is not in the best interest of Osun State

Tbh, I think this boy can sing but he dunno how to use a frigging condom or he has withdrawal issues...ijs

Hmnnn...una no see before una open leg collect belle from "dead beat". You thought by getting pregnant, you would not have to work again, well, sorry, you got played!

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Look at afonja descendants, always disgracing themselves.

I don't know how the great Igbos ended up sharing the same country with these skull miners.


I spit on Afonja skull. That's if his skull is still intact.

"the great igbos" you refer to are the igbo generations of the pre Nigerian era, those of the 60s, 70s, 80s till date...such "great igbos" were/are progressive not only for themselves but others, who left the East with manners and settled in different parts of the world, respecting the host places who accepted and, allowed them settle....such "great igbos" never started fights, they do not get on social media and utter absolute nonesense without thought of consequences, they go about their business and let people like MyVILLAGEpeople make a fool of themselves and not the progressive igbos...sadly such "great igbos" are getting fewer and fewer by the day... nna MyVILLAGEpeople! - i nwetaghi ya!!

Really? Wow! How many top brands is he an ambassador for? The last time I checked, one thing he stood out for were his hair cuts and more recently, his tend to childish goal celebrations with Jesse Lingard. Asides that his brand endorsements vaporize alongside that of CR7

When a nigga be lying, he be swinging his hands just for emphasis like, the more he be doing that, the more we gon believe it actually happened... Nigga! David Adeleke ye paaro jo!!

Politieves over to you: Seyi Law needs money

Simply put, you have bleeped all races but A...., kudos omo Baba Olowo...you just confirmed the theory that olosho is not a poverty matter...

It dont matter if it happened before she was born, there is no such thing as Funmi, my Yoruba friend would say "Ashey gbe" only "Ashey paamo"... IF IT DID HAPPEN, then guess what Karma as they say is a B**tch... all folks here who are questioning timing: enh! he is about to get married!, enh!! this, that...if una succeed to shut her up now, the gods who are calling for blood (justice) will come back in the future, at that time, it would be with interest: his wife, his children, his marriage, HIS LIFE...

Oh really?! Akure must not or should I say, is no longer part of Nigeria...you mean he performed for that long without interruption from NEPA/PHCN... if it be true....

Personally this is a huge slap to the face for anyone who went to high school and higher, finished, got certificates to show for it and is reading this now...this guy is a fraud, you have a high school result worse than those who never showed up ( a waste of 5 years), you somehow found your way to America on the back of your brother (the late Serubawon, Alhaji Isiaka - records have it he was gifted academically) he got there and still could not finish college...and today he is a Senator....little wonder he does nothing of significance besides dancing, churching and partying...anyone ever seen him on the Senate floor? it seems to me, this dancer only starts and never finishes... yet PMB calls our generation lazy, if so, their generation are worse than we are...

Na so Majek Fashek start

"...caused by some individuals who resorted to refueling a power generator directly from a fuel tanker while the generator was still ON" [color=#990000][/color]... some people ...so ignorant, reckless and wasteful... imagine the millions of NGN lost, the ensuing back and forth of Insurance companies (if any), the lost of man hours...all which would have been averted if a 45 minute maximum process (switch off generator, connect refilling gear, fill generator, remove all equipment and restart generator) I suspect they have been doing it in the past, unfortunately the gods of common sense were at home

Nigerians and showing off! When you were working your butt off, no one saw you and you didnt go on fb, now the sun is at 6am, you re attracting both your lovers and "Super Eagles" (HATERS)to come see...Like my Grandma would say "B'isu eni ba ta, a ma n f'owo bo je ni" Egbon, ejoor e be wise!!