₦airaland Forum

Collegelove:
His education is faulty.

Not friction. It happened really. The two sisters really loved me and I had to sleep with both of them. Wasn't my fault anyway.

I have nacked two sisters and their mother,those wild years

PrinceOfLagos:
You woulda been a dead man by now if na Yankee you try this thing

we are not and will never be Yankee,we are Africans and we have our own values,the man protected his marriage by getting another stress relief valve,an African man traditionally has the right to two or more wives ,extra cocubines and mistresses,how can you then say the man is cheating,it is just like the Muslim man that can marry 4 wife's have another harem full of exotic women and also a promise of more girls in etewrnity, how then can you say he is cheating,it is Yankee people that cheat,it is not meant for the African man we have our own rules of engagement.

Verysmart101:
I am currently in a fix my people.I have a girl who is in the university currently.Shes 21 already.I Live at Abuja while she lives at Owerri.Late last year I disvirgined her but I never knew my nightmare would start from there.Ever since I did that act,she totally changed and I made some observations and discovered she cheated on me with her male friend.I confronted her with facts and she apologized promising it would repeat itself again.Out of love I agreed and we continued again.To my greatest shock her behaviour never changed.I still inquired and I discovered she is sleeping with a guy in her lodge regularly.She denied several times until I got serious evidence and this time she admitted and was blaming me for deflowering her.She said she can't withstand the temptation of guys in her school.This is the girl I intend to marry.Now she says she wanna quit and I don't deserve her because of her promcious ways.She has been nice to me all along until she changed recently.I need solid advice my people.i don't wanna act out of anger.Pls should I kick her out or reconsider? I do help her financially for 2yrs of dating.Am 28 and ready to settle down.Help my people.

I hope people that are shouting go and marry a virgin is reading this,from my observation,female promiscuous behavior is first a genetic or hereditary problem,some families are more prone to cheating more than others,I know many women that their husband lives abroad and they respect themselves,not seeing their husband for months,there is absolutely nothing a man can do to tame a promiscuous woman,she must try and taste another dick,if you like give her 1 billion dollars she must fvck another dick,but there are some women that will be rather hungry than succomb to cheating temptations

Uniquetani1:
Is it just me?
Most guys haven't grown up. They don't know how to make or start conversation with a lady.

You guys should be creative.
For instance, a guy chatting with a lady for the first time and asking if she has eaten.

Have you eaten?
Hope you have eaten?
What did you eat?

If I haven't eaten, what will you do about it? Will you order me food?
What did I eat? Are you asking because you are hungry?

Another thing
Asking what did you do for a living?
I don't understand, are you broke? Do you need money? Are you looking for a sugar mummy?

Lastly, send me your full pic
For what?

It's an advice tho

It's an advice

is it only talking to women is the problem to be solved to be grown up?,what about manly values like patience, perseverance,hope,hardwork, creating opportunities,etc, learning how to talk to girls is the least on my to do list,in fact any man that does not know how to talk to woman has removed a big obstacle from his way,learn what happened to Troy and Samson you will realize that excessive feminine luggage is a headache but the pvssy can be bleeped without the inconveniences of the extra baggage

Peace081:
My dear get married n u will see ur life turn around for good, some women are door opener

marry your friend,a companion,a home maker and hustler,she will be your assistant helper not the lazy type that stays in the house all day watching telemundo,be very careful in choosing,make sure to date her for at least 6 months and study her like an experiment in a petri dish.

TheGenius001:
Hello house say it and free your mind

Mine is:
(1). I regret having to tell a girl, I truly loved, that I do love her. Cos ever since that day I made it known to her, everything changed. Tho we are still together. But I still regret telling her till date.


(2). Not having to graduate with a first-class despite being the best graduating of my set.

Share yours, dont feel depresed. Someone here may sooth or placate your mind.

my biggest mistake and regret in life is when I bought 3 Mack tipper trucks with #12 million naira,the business was runned down by drivers and mechanics,despite the trucks has tracking device,I almost lost everything,since then anything transportation even okada or Keke I am not interested

Nerogaming01:
Fun fact: Women get their highest orgasm when they are high on marij □ uana

male orgasm are just restricted to when the juice is about to cum , maximum 5-10 seconds orgasm and it is predictable, straight forward and boring,but female orgasm is not predictable,many things can make a woman cum,some women will start orgasm immediately you suck them,20 minutes suck they are still orgasming, imagine a man cumming for 20 mins,the feeling is better imagined than felt,i am of the strong opinion that majority of women enjoy sex more than men

Sheuns:
In all honesty life in the northern part of this country is very very very affordable, transport, feeding, accommodation (maybe). The only problem is just the insecurity in most parts (though not all parts). Aside that, I don’t mind going back to live in Katsina and monitor my business in Lagos remotely. The air over there is also very clean. North is really a cool place to live.

I tell you,the only place I really love to live in Nigeria is jos plateau state,I remembered in 2010 I went there for a business trip,I went with my cousin to the abattoir to buy meat and I saw a complete cow head minus the neck been sold for #3500 naira,I was shocked to the bone marrows,they were still selling mama put #100 naira with #20 naira meat

Malory:
Why do most of these things happens in the west for Christ sake?

an idle mind is the devil's workshop,the girl is even lucky they didn't took her head for rituals

Jamesbiodun:
A lady I met on Facebook asked me to come visit but with all news online lately, I told her to come visit me if she want to see me....

smart decision,they are using girls to attract their prey nowadays be warned

Lanretoye:
Before you save 2000 that year,body go tell u.

how many people bought bicycle that time talkless of #2000+ naira car

MrBrownJay1:
probably brothers and sisters OR friends from young age til now!

despite the fact that they magically turned from black to yellow,but no one will argue that the new transformation looks better on them than before they look like coal miners

Candidlady:
Rest in peace!!!

rest in what?mind your tongue before you speak taboo,this weak man is not supposed to be called a man,in my community in imo state,he will not be touched by any family member,he will not be buried in the family compound,serious cleansing and deliverance will follow his wretched burial to wipe off the shame and stigma,in fact it is a taboo to even call his name,don't be surprised the true story may involve a girl and heartbreak,this generation is full of weak men that can kill themselves instead of tackling and killing the problem before them,

abiolert:
I Don't Understand at all.. So Mopol can just invade another sister security agency without fear, they are lucky I am not the leader of the NCDC in the state, it would have been fire for fire. I don't condole rubbish. Never!

what you have to understand is that the nigeria police is a mafia group,I live in imo state and can just predict the cause of the fracas,the police is into illegal refining of crude, bunkering and escorting tankers,the civil defense stepped on their toes,that is the problem,I have worked closely with police officers when we are doing haulage business there is nothing or no business they cannot do for money,and woe betide you if you block their path,you are a dead man

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How I spent over 2.6 million on a car that gets me sad, embarrassed and frustrated. Now I am getting depressed…

Last year 22 June is one day I can't easily forget. I just got myself a Toyota Camry 2007 for my 25th Birthday. I bought the car for 1.8m from a very good friend of mine (8 years together). He buys and sells used and foreign (tokunbo) cars although not a certified dealer. He drove the car down to my loc and I accessed the car I was shocked as it was far from what I expected. On inspecting the car, I was not so impressed, despite having a california plate number like heck this shit supposed be better than i anticipated. The sound of the car was too noisy, the vibrations from the dashboard, the windscreen cracked (about 28inches), the interior a bit neat but the sound system to the gear lever area was not so neat. I began to doubt the prize of the car but we already negotiated at 1.8m. I asked if this car is okay, he affirmed that it is and can't sell a problem to his brother.

I drove the car out to look for a car diagnosing company but it was a rainy day had to come back not being able to get a car company to check the car. The car consumes fuel a little bit more than conventional 4 plugs and it raised further doubt about the roadworthiness of the car but what do I know car was moving although skips when entering gear 3. I didn't know much about all this as overtime I didn't put the discipline of owning a car with this being my second car am so ashamed. Went back home I asked my friend what's wrong with the car he affirmed again that nothing is wrong. A month later I started noticing oil stain where I park. I bent over and saw oil dripping my heart almost skipped while this is a small issue (I knew this later) I trembled…this car is just a month old. I spent 31k fixing this shit cos I was too busy to inspect the repairs. A week later the same issue occurred. This was getting too much.

This got me sad and mad and I was already regretting the choice of getting a car. I later opted for a car company (My worst mistake). Oil seal was fixed 4 times in 7 months oil keeps dripping from the engine. Between this period the car abruptly stops on the road and sometimes won't even start after parking. I suffered all this with a faulty steering pump which causes the steering to be stiff. Some car companies aren't trustworthy and won't likely be the solution to your car problems...but they got my car moving each time it breaks down and I paid the exorbitant cost for minor repairs for fear of this roadside mechanics. The drill continued and I kept repairing and kept paying. The worst happened in March this year when I had a hit with a reckless driver. The bonnet bent a little and bumper beyond repair. I painted the car after 11 days. I told a panel beater working with the painter to bring the car home for me on reaching close the car stopped. Suffered to get it home as the car keeps draining charged batteries.

The next day I called the car company to come take the car for checks and possible repair. The next day I was told the engine has to be ringed that it's not the alternator. Bill of 169k for everything. I opted for a new engine (2AZ and was billed 300k for everything by the same company). I also bought shaft for both legs (55k). The former engine I was told is now scrapped and would be sold for a small amount (I left it for them). The car was with them for about 7 weeks as I wasn't around. When the car was out, AC no longer working. I called and was told the compressor is bad and needs to be changed. Why me! Bill 148k Like my God what have I done...? I spent 96k to fix AC (I had to call someone else from the neighboring state). I discovered that the AC had been fixed before and resulted to change most of the AC components. had to rethink this whole spending, right now my windscreen is bad can't see well when it's raining, my headlamp bad not bright, my exhaust very noisy unwanted sound from the manifold and consumes fuel, the legs need to be checked again (camber bushing or what do they call it) and interior needs fixing. Other issues although not certain is the suspension.
After penning my frustration in this piece Nairaland kept banning me from uploading…I gave up trying. The worst right now my gear doesn't select after a journey of 112km to and fro where I base. I need to share this experience so people can learn from this.
The estimate for expenses carried out so far on repairs so far should be over 850k in one year (major repairs: New Engine + Shaft 355k, AC 96k, Legs [fixed twice] 64K {break pads, hub, tie rod, bushing etc}) (minor repairs: oil seal repair 4 times around 80k (new oil every time to put a new oil seal), Nozzle + Plugs + Fan + Key starter 44k, Exhaust (net) 10.4k. Others: painting 60k and panel beating 15k. (all of this excluding gear) Bought tires several times as they keep peeling off from bad alignment although Belgium tires. There are others I can't remember right now. All this excluding fuel. I honestly can't continue like this. Cars been parked for 4 months now. I cant kill myself

Am sad cry

Follow your gut feeling next time. 'Friendship' has put people in dire straits and will continue to.

that car has been driven and maintained in Nigeria,it was just washed very well,put okirika cloths inside and park it under sun for one or two weeks,put America plate number and forge the shipping papers,there are some nigeria used cars if properly vacuumed and washed you might not know the difference

computersoft:
Pls house,experienced car user and mechanics,l have been having sleepless nite since some days now,and sorry if my write up is much.Some one advertised a tok Toyota Camry 2003 here on Nairaland. l travelled all d way from Aba to Otta in Ogun state with a car dealer and bought d car,changed oil and travelled to east with d car. Getting to Benin,the car show oil sign on d dash board with small unusual sound. we parked and checked d oil and d oil has dried up completely. We bought 4 litres of Orwando oil and added to it.After some time,d speed can not exceed 60 with out making that noise. We managed to get to Warri and park it. I called my mechanic,he said that d metal is bad and it can be changed from under,while some mechanics l called said that the engine has to be dropedd and do complete over hauling. So pls advise me on the best option to take because am completely depressed right now. And also how to approach the seller.

if you went to buy the car with an experience mechanic I don't think you will ever buy the car,an engine that shorts oil from the rings has a peculiar odour and excess air coming out from the engine vent that connects to the intake,just by mere starting the car and firing it first thing in the morning the result will be clear by watching the exhaust and engine

[quote author= post=112291406][/quote]the trouble maker said that those that wait on the Lord will wait forever

jom28gy:
Such an interested story,

very interesting history,I think the Yoruba and ibadan generals should have capitalized on the disarray of the ilorin forces and launched a counterattack to recapture ilorin from the jihadist

Threesha:
Good morning

My friend was dating a girl, he later found out that the young lady was in college, he later moved on and found another girl, unfortunately the girl his currently dating is the elder sister of the girl in college.

Gentlemen, have you been in such situation?

I have dated a very pretty young girl before,one day I drove to their house and she was not around,her elder sister boldly marched up to me and asked me why am I dating her younger sister that it is she I must date and she gave me three reasons to date her,well ,I cannot say no because she is more prettier than her younger sister,so I ended up dating the two of them as added bonus

Oblivionz5:
How can you be sexually attracted to your sister ? Tf

you are talking as if you don't know how dick and pvssy can misbehave, especially when the girl is Hot she can do anything,I have a friend that told me in secret how his teenage daughter was pressing his dick on night and the craziest part was that his wife was also on the bed,the girl was on the floor but managed to manipulate her hands to stroke the dick which to my friend horror stood erect,he just pretended to be asleep and later that night she started masturbating,he doesn't want to tell her wife for fear how she will interpret it,just imagine if he and that girl was alone on same bed,the 15-16 yr girl was still in secondary school that time.

peepydelano:
Every man’s dream �

except me,that man is in bondage

Datikwerreboi:
I can not forget in a hurry 2 years ago after I rented an apartment for my then girlfriend and she used the place to fcvk other guys there in Abuja. I lived in kaduna then.
For upcoming guys money doesn't make a woman loyal, not even good fcvk.
But if I'm to advice you as a guy, go for a virgin gal, they don't have sexual experience and definitely don't know how other diicks feel. Let no one lie to you. A brand new benz would always be chosen over and above any used one. Use your head guys.

you are totally and absolutely wrong,going for a virgin girl does not mean they will not lust for other dicks or try to know how other dicks feel like,the fact is I strongly believe any woman can cheat with the right person,at the right time,at the right place with the right mood,show me that faithful woman that can stay on an exotic island with Cristiano Ronaldo for one week without fvcking the dick,the only catch I have seen that can prevent or block women from cheating is traditional beliefs, religious beliefs and the percentage of love she has for her partner.

Adejuwonhis:
Bro walk away

he must run away,not walking because she may catch up with him if he is walking

Minime10:
Nice action bro I hate wayward siblings
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Simple instructions,
Brother: give me the phone
Sister: not my phone
I love men with balls, strict and stern diciplinarians.
Myself was trained by a no nonesense Father. Dey no born u well mek my Father look at u twice, I mean just look ooh! when u dey where u no suppose dey at such time.

the man just have spare time to monitor pvssy,he is a narcissist,an insecure jealous sadistic man,what he could have done is talk to them about the dangers of meeting strangers and unsafe sex not beating them up,don't he know that a man that is guarding pvssy is guarding just himself or will he be following them up and down and sniffing their pants?imagine beating a woman when she is already suffering from menstrual cramps,that's inhumane

Minime10:
Nice action bro I hate wayward siblings
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Simple instructions,
Brother: give me the phone
Sister: not my phone
I love men with balls, strict and stern diciplinarians.
Myself was trained by a no nonesense Father. Dey no born u well mek my Father look at u twice, I mean just look ooh! when u dey where u no suppose dey at such time.

the man just have spare time to monitor pvssy,he is a narcissist,an insecure jealous sadistic man,what he could have done is talk to them about the dangers of meeting strangers and unsafe sex not beating them up,don't he know that a man that is guarding pvssy is guarding just himself or will he be following them up and down and sniffing their pants?

marcusaurelio:
Good job

my next house neighbour in enugu Late Dr ubaka drove with his polish wife,4 children,George,Afam,adash and John,all the way from Warsaw,Poland to enugu state,it was an epic adventure that took them 30 days on the road with two vehicles a Volkswagen bettle and a Volkswagen camper van,they chooses Volkswagen because of the Sahara desert crossing,the day they arrived every body was shocked to the bone marrows

Tinubuadvocate:
The so called biafra movement turned to criminal movement stealing people properties.

anybody that drives car,truck,Keke on Monday in anambra state need to have his head examined,with what is happening who in his right senses will claim ignorance to move a fully loaded truck on a Monday,that driver is mad

peetay:
If indeed those two died fighting over a woman, I have no sympathy for them at all. Fighting to death in your early 20s over ladies . What a pathetic way to die.

the most useless death,I tell you

questionanswer:
Yes, I understand. It could have better and easier if my father was able to share the properties but he couldn't.


Now, they are taking over those things now without allowing my father to get involved anymore. I'm not sure it's right too.

I wish it could be shared accordingly

They just want to take over everything as the man is late now. Not sure it's right.

you are moving on dangerous grounds,they will not allow you to do the burial because if you bury your father you have inherited the land traditionally,call your father's brothers to a meeting,they cannot possibly want all the land themselves they just want a share,it must be shared between all of you but you will get the lion share,try and compromise,if you try to force the issue it may backfire,land issue in igboland is better handled with extreme caution and carefulness

omowolewa:
Hope the food does not contain RIP dose

it is highly suspicious,that food can be poison,I know a guy around my area that was caught in similar circumstances,he was fed raw cement mixed with water and set free,he died in pains after one week of misery

[quote author= post=112239079]Calling someone's father that wants Gospel music played at the daughter's wedding 'very stupid' and and 'very dumb'?!
Like seriously?

The only thing this father did wrong to you to warrant all this insults and abuses was that he asked for a God-loving music and not all the wayward songs and dance steps like once corner et al....

This realy shows how you were brought up and the way you address your people at home.... prolly with bicycle kicks every morning.

Internet has turned some of you into something else in life.
You believe you can just use your palasa phone to come online yarning dust, cursing people anyhow.
Even people old enough to be your parents!!

No worries, U go meet ur own for front............if time and chance permits you.[/quote]i think he Is called stupid because he belittled the couple by displaying such childish action,as a father he should have discussed such premeditated action with his in-law before not take them by surprise,he is dumb because he even thought about something like that,thank God I didn't grow up under an obvious sadistic and superstitious father.