₦airaland Forum

Conner44:
Start very very early from Lagos. Go through ore-Benin-onitsha-owerri-aba-ikot-calabar. The only bad road you’d encounter is between aba and calabar. It’s a one full day’s drive. Start by 5am arrive by 10pm latest.

what is he doing in owerri,from onitsha fire to ekwulobia-umunze-okigwe-umuahia-calabar that the route transporters follow

SensualMan:
Didn't know this babe has yam-legs until today she came to do weekend @my place and wore my boxers, and her teeth are somehow. I no longer like her plzease. What do I do?

you have fvcked the pvssy now your eyes are clear ,the lust is off and you are seeing yam legs and potatoes breasts,you can keep her as sexmates if she is expectional in bed if not discard and dispose.

Akinzola:
I'm waiting for the elderly ones.

first of all why keeping your wife at home with you when you know she wants to be at the market,her mind and soul will not be together at that time,it is just a forced holidays,as long as it is strictly business and no hidden agenda in the market,why not,give her a very long lesh,don't even try to restrict,curtail,or scuttle her ideas and ambition just for her to be with you, slowly adapt and start filling in some gaps she may leave behind, believe me she will love you more and volunteer her time specially for you,if she is a business woman support her with encouraging words and cover her back,love is sweetest when the woman is happy not when she is forced to sit down at home sullenly,you will have a happy family

Charlex23:
Good Evening Nairalanders. So this would be my first time posting anything about my personal life here. I'll try to be declamatory and concise in my write up.
So I happened to have known her since 2018 and we started off as being friends,met her on Facebook, finally got a chance to meet her in person and luckily for me she stays very close to me in Lagos. To be honest we really have this bond and connection whenever we have a conversation, and I'll say she's a very lovely person with a good heart. Hardly a day or two passes by without the both of us keeping in touch. She's everything I would ever desire in a woman.
Even though she's just my friend, there's this uniqueness about her that just sweeps me off my feet, the thing is that she isn't a materialistic type of girl, she's down to earth, supportive,loyal and always cares about me so much tho we are not dating.
Despite the fact that we've been real close and I loved her since I set my eyes on her, I intentionally never wanted to display my love for her, most at times I have this urge to open up to her and express my feelings, but I don't want to be seen as being a weak man. I wanted to be sure if the love she had for me is mutual before I think of expressing mine. I actually withheld this feelings in me for about 3 years or thereabout. So the thing is i study in a federal university in Nigeria. Owerri to be precise, and I'm currently in my final year, but due to the strike I've been at home for some months.
So last week I was having a conversation with her on what's app and she was like professing her love for me and how she really started developing feelings for me for some time now, deep down I was so excited, it was like a dream come true for me because I've always wanted her to say this. She asked me if we could start up something and see where it leads us to, but I just had to tell her I'll have a thought about it. Now the problem is that she'll be travelling to Canada by August for her studies,and I'm really scared I might eventually lose her when she get there, obviously she'll meet guys who are better than me and might eventually succumb to one of those niggas over there, because I know girls are vunerable. you know I had to discuss my insecurities with her, but she promised me she won't succumb to any of them and that she loves me and can't do that to me. Mind you she's still a virgin and I'll be her first boyfriend, besides she's too beautiful and I know that guys won't let her rest, she always tells me how guys always pester her and all that, but because she loves me that's the reason she dosen't want to give in to any of their request. She's just so beautiful that even my mind won't even be at rest when she's not around me. She has been all around me since yesterday and promising me she'll be mine alone and everything, but the truth of the matter is I'm scared. I so much love her, but I just want to be sure I don't have any regrets.
I know she loves me too, because there have been difficult situations I've been through in the past but she salvaged it.
I have good intentions for her and I want to make her my wife if possible, probably when I'm done with studies. if I was still a play boy like I was previously,I would just want a taste of the cookie and run away, but ever since this girl came into my life as an important figure, all these bad boy traits in me just vanished, I can't really tell how . Before now, I don't even have time for love, I just do my normal hookup and please myself.But I'm just scared of her leaving me if she eventually gets there, besides the long distance relationship is stressful but I believe she's a good girl and it's worth fighting for. Do u guys feel I should give this a chance and just see how things would go? Please I need your advice?

my candid and elderly advice for you is to simply tell the girl how much you love her,sweep her off her feet and make her feel like a queen,a girl like that is hard to find,don't waste time after reading this, immediately tell her how much you love her more than your mother, believe me it may be your ticket to Canada.

baralatie:
All you are doing is declaring The omnipotency of God

We as humans yet to fully understand how long, wide,deep the universe is
Here on Earth we have not scratch it's secrets

Do you know how long for human to understand how to fly like a bird or to swim underwater like a fish?
Yet we have learnt in part the other part we are still learning

for millions of years mankind has been worshipping what fills them with awe and dread like fire, lightning,earthquake thunder,the sea,forests etc, before the foundations of Jerusalem was laid mankind has other gods like Zeus,Apollo,Artemis,etc and before Jesus was born the pyramid temples of Egypt, cartage,Babylon has been standing for thousands of years,does it then mean that God deliberately kept quiet and allowed mankind to worship idols for millions of years?when he can easily sent Jesus earlier,if not for the sheer tenacity of the papal Rome and European nobels, Islam and the Moors has already overrun Spain and Christianity knocking on french doors,what about the billions of Hindus, Confucius, Judaism, Buddhist and other religions that claims superiority,can't God easily send different Jesus to convert these people or is the situation out of his control?,mankind has witnessed the rise ,decline and death of many religions,the Egyptians worshipped Osiris,isis,etc for thousands of years more than Christianity has now lasted before it was taken over by Islam,the March of change cannot stop, Christianity is in full scale decline in Europe and nothing can stop it,church's are been converted to warehouses, apartments,gyms and clubs,it is only in Africa and south America that the beacon of Christianity still burns brightness.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

You cannot drill that hole.....I don't know what is wrong with men.....

That place have no elastic limit.....just do small and get up

Baby girls are stronger than us during coitus...it is a fact we men must know
They can reach multiple orgasm...their refractory period is just seconds...I mean they can get to orgasm and get aroused again immediately

But for men....our refractory period takes time...and every orgasm causes weakness and tiredness...which means it takes 30 minutes to hours before we can get aroused again

many women dey enjoy no be small,my ex can orgasm and wet the sheets not less than 10 times before you finish one round, after that her breasts will swell and eyes will puff close like China man eyes,but chisom I hail thee!!imagine a man cumming and orgasming 10 times in 30 minutes that will be heaven I tell you

baralatie:
Ominpotent means it includes been bigger than a human to infinite levels

did it not strike you as curious how a supposed being that has the power to create heaven, Earth,human,animals can desend so low to talk and compare with his creation,is it not even more curious that out of millions of galaxies and billions of planets,God supposedly created man on Earth alone and other planets are left empty and hostile,can't he create other form of life on Uranus or Jupiter,the Bible was written in the era when they thought the Earth was the centre of the world,even during the middle ages you can easily be declared a heretic and burned at the stake by Papal inquisitors for saying there are other planets apart from Earth,many unknowns are mystery and falsely interpreted due to superstitions and lack of scientific discoveries,the current and latest astrophysics discoveries by science has proven beyond any reasonable doubt that the universe is finitely endless with billions and billions of planets systems that Earth is just a grain of sand in the desert,let us open our minds and see things from an improved point of view,we can no longer continue to stamp and stifle the relentless March of science and continue to bilndly believe in a story that was passed down from word of mouth for hundreds of years before it was written down and compiled by very intelligent and wise men

Secondary school girls are hot - their school uniforms alone, drive me crazy. Please do not get me wrong when I said secondary school girls are hot. Please do not misunderstand me. I am no paedophile. I don't find junior secondary school girls attractive - I only find senior secondary school girls attractive. Even then, I only go for SS 2 and SS 3 girls. If you think that secondary girls are too small for you, then you are missing out. Some of these secondary girls look big, like 30 to 40 year olds - they are small but mighty. Thank god tomorrow is not saturday. You can drive to any big secondary school near you by 2 p.m - you will not know when you stop one of the students to ask her out. There is this girl I saw last week in a public secondary school - I gave her 3K as transport, then she started calling me "uncle uncle". Forgot to ask her which class she is, so I can come look for her another day. I have not seen the girl since that day. These secondary girls, it's their bags and shoes I use in remembering them. It's possible she has been coming to school but has not worn that bag since that day. She told me her name is (names witheld)

you made a mistake,you should have given her your number,she will write it down on an exercise book and watch how she will call you sharp sharp in the evening,she may even use her mama phone to call you

Desperados:
Are you sure this is a result of pregnancy or serious beating?




This one na transformation from one gender to another.

from human being to mountain gorilla,dick is too much I beg,one thing that easily humbles a woman

iLegenddNoReply:
I'm broke and jobless, but I always find myself subscribing to DStv Compac plus for some years now.

The funny thing is, I live alone and I hardly watch TV except football (occasionally) and animal channel, but the light is free and constant.

It used to pay 12k, but now I pay 15k.

Let me ask you. Is what I'm doing wise for a single, jobless, and broke man? If no, what do you suggest I use the 15k per month for instead of subbing my DStv?

If you're in my shoe, what will you do with the 15k to multiply it or improve your life?

downgrade to DStv confam #5000+,you will get interesting channels you will like natgeo wild,etc,no need throwing money away

FuckDModz:
Imagine going to prison because of sex... In Nigeria, sex is one of the cheapest commodities readily available for even dogs.

This animal should be shot to save food in the prison.

not even for some years but for life,some people don't know the implications of what they do,he will really suffer, sometimes years back I spent some months in just police detention and I can tell you it is not a funny experience ,I am just imagining how someone will live everyday in lockup cell because of tiny pvssy,my God!!

KevMitnick:
The people are wise..hail them in public and live. Only fools will mock mad men with gun in public.

you are also wise to notice that,it is self preservation,only a Stark mad man can criticize such armed men and go Scot free,

NwaAmaikpe:





All this money and he's been involved with just 5 women?

I'm really ashamed of him.

if na Nigerian billionaire na 5 women weekly e go dey nack steady

mrvitalis:
To think this place use to be bush back then eeh ...the rate at which Enugu is expanding eeh na wah ooh

The city growth in the south east in the last 10 years have been incredible ...Igbos cities have grown more in the last 10 years than they did in the previous 30 years

the growth is the outcome of the akuluuno movement that means home investments first,many Igbo men and women businesses and in diaspora are avoiding buying and developing properties outside igboland,the current direction of the country is uncertain and the buhari nepotism triggered the self preservation mode

Opera101:
NIGERIAN FAMILY PAYS MAN N170K MONTHLY TO SATISFY THEIR DAUGHTER WHO IS A SEX ADDICT

Sometimes you come across some shocking tales on the internet and question if it is true or jokes! Can you imagine a family hiring a spare member of family to keep up with an addiction of their daughter!??

A twitter user shared this shocking story below about a family that pays a guy N170k monthly to satisfy the abnormal sexual urges of their daughter. 

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Nigeria is hard!!! So I met a guy who has been working as a personal sex (I don’t know what to call it) staff to a lady who’s a nymph.

He has been on the job for the past 6 months earning 170k tax free every month.

Apparently the girl's family discovered her condition (I didn’t bother to ask how they discovered) and decided that instead of their daughter embarrassing them by sleeping around with just anybody,
they should hire somebody to satisfy her.

The guy said he knacks a minimum of 5 times daily on dull days and can go up to 7 times.

He goes everywhere with her even church cause the thing can come anytime.

The guy lives with them, eats what he likes.

As I was looking at the guy, personally I give him till November/December he will collapse.

He even said he doesn’t release anything again and he feels pains all round his body most times (I told him enjoyment is killing him gradually and I bought him beer).


This is serious, what's your take on this nature of work?

there is nothing to enjoy about nymphos

MAGG0T:
cock and bull tale, your husband told you this, you're still thinking whether to leave him or not...

Which person on his right sense does that

it is a fetish I guess,my fetish is puffy breasts

babasolution:
What a primitive people,the Yoruba are so primitive

shut up,American monkey,do you know the meaning of primitive?must you display your crass stupidity and infinite foolishness for everyone to see,be whatever you are but don't insult African traditional values

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

planning for introduction should not be the priority now,find out what is the problem with your fiancee,is she a lesbian?is it a body structure problem?is it physchological or a new problem we are yet to know about,try and find out before you buy a car without engine ,gear and tyres

Sisora:
Honestly, sometimes it's embarrassing when I think about this but no matter how much I try to cover up, I know that feeling of envy and jealousy when I feel one.

On average I try to be good to people and even though I don't have everything, I am happy for myself.

But I do get envious when I feel other people are going ahead of me. I try to compete or come out better than them.

This helped me in school a lot as I tend to become the best in my class. But sometimes I feel ashamed that I hid some key information that could have helped others.

Now that class positions don't matter, I still find myself competing with people. I struggle to not withhold information that may help my friends.

And if my friends are better, I often regret helping them.

I just wish I could have take away these sort of feelings but they remain.

if you live in my community in imo state only God will help you because the type of mansions and cars young men and women are driving thisdays will simply turn you red with jealousy

WeedAddict:
The moment I discovered weed (loud to be precise) my life changed for good.. I used to be a f**king depressed and agreesive person but that stopped when I started smoking loud, I suddenly became a very friendly person and depression was nowhere to be found.. My life is now so easy, if you slap my left cheek, I'll turn the right to you.. If you match me, I'll still apologize, if you insult my mum, I'll tell you my father's name so as to balance the insult.. If you collect my babe, I'll still keep good friendship with you.. Weed (loud) has really helped me become a better person and I appreciate God for the day I discovered it..

it is nothing but an illusion,you are simply addicted to drugs,remove the drug and you will shatter like glass,if you cannot build your self will and confidence without drugs you are still at the starting point,curse the day you discovered it because you will keep increasing your doseage to get high steadily until something snaps,I know what I am saying because I am a retired weed farmer,you are just a slave to drugs

saapphiere:
God!
These animals would rape you regardless.
Being a celebrity, a blind, an ugly or whatever does not exempt you from being raped as long as you're a female.

God will help us
I just found the video on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc-yzExryyM
Let's not conceal evil.

let's hear word I beg,it is not possible for a man to single hand rape a woman that does not want to be raped,either he will have an accomplise that will help to hold down the woman or he will be threatening with dangerous weapons,even with dangerous weapons a woman that spites you will refuse and dare you to kill her rather than open her legs,I have survived a robbery attack in my in-laws house in Lagos and the pretty sister to the wife defied all attempts by the robbers to rape her,we are locked in the toilet but this girl simply demanded to be killed rather than surrender to this armed robbers,she dragged gun,knife with them and they beat the shit out of her but she stood her ground shouting and cursing them Stark naked,it is guilliable people that will easily believe this rape story,if a woman submit without struggle to a man is it still rape?no matter how strong you are if a woman decided not to give you pvssy and lock her legs,forget it it's over or less you resort to extreme violence,when I was still a wild bachelor I tried such with a far more small bodied girl but to my surprise turned out to be an impossibility,she even said she will not shout or scream but that I cannot have my way,after serious struggling I gave up sweating,we later became enemies for 6 months but we later reconciled and she was my girlfriend for 2 years till she married

God1000:
There's still a culture of shame in UK and many countries across the globe, but not my country Nigeria

my local government chairman those days will carry 2-3 girls at same time and call me to mould weed for them and serve them drinks,they will all be Stark naked walking all over the house and plugging his dick wherever he fancies and forcing me to watch their live grotesque acts,what a man,if this is what we have in local government level imagine what will be going on in state capitals and abuja

franklingud:
Liars

Liars everywhere.



Who do Nigerians this thing?

night bus from shagamu to onitsha,I didn't know her name,she started touching me and I touched her seriously ended up doing cowgirl by 2am at very back seat of a big luxury bus without removing pant

Znation:
It's a blark sunday nairalanders.

I was watching Evaton vs Chelsea match when my negbour called me that my girlfriend mum came to our compound with police, that i should'nt return home for today.

I knew it, that this girl will definately put me in trouble somday, but i could'nt resist the temptation.

She has been given me money and lot of things from her mum shop.

last week, i recieved the sum of N250,000K to my bank account with her name as the depositor, i called her and she told me i shouldn't fear that she was the one who sent it.

I ask her why and she said i should help her to save it. I've already spent N40K from the money which she was aware of.

I'm now getting imformation that her mum gave her money to deposit to their accout, but she instead sent it to me and said she lost the money. Is like she finally told her the truth that she sent me the money, and i don't kno if she told them she has been given me money before.

I don't kno what i will do, my landlord is callin but i don't want to pick.

just open up to your landlord and let him go and settle the issue,be ready to bring the remaining money and you will sign when to bring the balance,try and avoid the police because of extra police expenses, running and hiding will not solve the problem,I have been in similar situation when i gave one girl Belle the mother was looking for me with bottle of raw acid,I have to go and meet the father and beg for Mercy, don't play hide and seek with women,I beg.

truthCoder:
Don’t take any drugs.

Sex is 80% mind and 20% physical.

First, don’t feel afraid before you start. Sex is not a competition. It is a means of communication.

You dont have premature ejaculation nor should it be your concern.

Are you trying to impregnate? Only couples can complain of premature ejaculation.

Your own complaint might be that you reach orgasm before your partner does.

Practice this sequence.

When you start, make your mind focused on making the girl happy. You have no other job. You are not there to impress with your pounding skill’s . You are there make her feel happy.

Focus on making easy and intimate movements. Kiss her slowly. Run run your fingers across her body. Explore. Follow her signs. If she touches your hand, it means she wants you to touch her hand. ..etc

Slowly make her blend into you.

If you feel like you want to climax, slow down, pull out and use your fingers or tongue. Dont be in a rush

If you climax, its not the end of the world. Just dont stop.

If you go limp, clean up, and focus on her. You will get aroused again. The second round would be longer.

Practice taking three orgasms in a row without stopping. Soon each session would get longer and better.

Don’t listen to kids who boast of banging for 2 hours without stopping. No vagina would withstand such assault without axle grease or engine oil. ..They are all lying. Even has cut scenes. One porn video might be 3 rounds of sex joined together.

Your goal is to communicate remember? If the girl is happy and you are happy, thats all that matters

I totally agree with your view that sex is 80% mind and 20% physical,but I cannot quite agree with you that he will focus his mind solely on making the girl happy or concentrating on the body features which will make him to cum even faster,he should take his mind away from the encounter and think about things that are making him sad and unhappy like the car in the mechanic,rent to pay landlord and numerous bills to pay,it is more of mind control

Southernigbo:
Hey folks, what's really so good and sweet in taking to a life of fornication and adultery, even when God has clearly forbidden it? Are you guys challenging God to punish you for such grievous and outright disobedience or just what is the reason u are standing on?

there is something wrong with God,how can he in his infinite grace create something and forbid us not to touch,look or eat it,how can you create honey and forbid mankind to eat it while allowing other lesser animals to freely eat it,it does not make sense,he has already created us with factory fault, why is he then tempting us with creations of breasts like faiths or arse like chiamakas,and he knew we will misbehave,why creating such things in the first place and placing careful emphasis on the structure that it is hard to believe that the puffy breasts of faith is meant only for breastfeeding,if you look closely at a gorilla penis or chimpanzee breast you will realize that God created humans to be different,it is a known fact that our God could sometimes be mischievous and the creation of women is the prove.

BoredBerry:
Is it rape to have sex with a person who's rétarded and mentally incapable of giving valid consent?

yes it is rape if you even survive the encounter,I remembered one day I went with a friend to my customers house,no one was around but only young girl of about 18 yrs that is clearly an slowpoke but with a fantastic pair of breasts,my friend said oga emeka I must touch this breast,I told him let's go abeg,he stubbornly refused and went ahead to press the boobs of a retarded girl,he was rewarded with a nasty bite on the forearm that required several antibiotics injections,serves you right pervert

Sammydanny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZQc6UCQ1xs

Folarin Falana, the famous Nigerian rapper, popularly known as ‘Falz’, has revealed that he has never said “I love you” to any girl in his life before.

The Bop Daddy crooner revealed this in an interview with media personality, Taymesan, where he talked about his love life.

A clip of the interview shared by Taymesan on Friday showed Falz stating that he has not been romantically involved with any woman.

“I’ve never been in love. I’ve never said to a woman, in a romantical way, that, ‘I’m in love with you’. I’ve never,” he said.

I have said I love you to countless women I don't even care to remember,I even say I love you pass my mother,

Felimax:
A place of absolute serenity.
A place where Rain or shine does not matter as our state of being is completely immortalized.

No pain!
No hunger!
No profit and loss
No wickedness as these may not be necessary with an immortalized being.

A place where one enjoy God's divine presence.

if you remove all the factors that makes life unpredictable,it will simply be a monotonous boring existence with high rates of suicide,from my point of view it is just not possible to go to heaven with our earthly and mortal thinking,it will be more of a zombie existence,no matter the type of serene, peaceful and stress free existence in heaven I still believe for a soul to live forever is the biggest curse

MadamVanessa:



But our fellow women don't want to rest , they keep on saying that Yul is at fault instead of seeing what the second wife did

It's stupid to judge out of emotion.

to me the first wife is carry the majority of the blame,she gave the chance for another woman to come in,if she truly adores her husband I don't think the man will contemplate marrying another woman,I pity the man he has suffered enough