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If only he knew how many people started going to church since he stopped.

Prettygirl200:
What do u mean bc she's slim? So slim don't get wet? M a slim girl and if I wet here everywhere go dey draw like ogbono. Look I think it's bc of the harmattan, u know harmattan period no dey good to Bleep the girl go dey dry anyhow. See what u will do when next u want to make love to her, try cover yourselves with duvet, off your AC or fans make the room dey hot with that she won't easily get dry. Shey u understand?

Thank you Lady.
I love it when a lady comments on an issue concerning a lady, unlike some boys here proving sex warriors

I will prefer a lady that is having this issue to explain it to.
Because must guys commenting here have not experienced it and are only making comments out of their limited experience. No disrespect ooo.
You might have slept with 600 babes and might have not come across such babes, while I might have slept with only 6 babes and might have come across 1 or 2 of such babes.
The first babe I ever dated, any time we had sex we must change the sheets, she use to be so wet that you need a towel to clean up not tissues paper or ordinary clothe.
More than 30yrs later now, I am yet to come across any girl that is as wet as her.
So are you telling me that I had more experience then than now, or she is the only girl that has ever been into me?
My point is, some girls are natural extra wet and some are naturally extra dry, we are not all the same.
But their is treatment and remedy for almost everything.

TheGift:
"The assemblying of one another","Where to or three are gathered" is not taking about a church building.

The day of Pentecost did not happen in a church, but in an upper room of someone's house. It may also refer to a dining room, as the last supper was also in an "upper room"

if everyone attends church online, who will conduct the online service that we will attend online?

One thing I hate is contention I love constructive arguments/discuss but I hate unnecessary contention.

Did they gather in the upper room on pentecost day in shorts roasting goat?
Please don't let's just argue for argument sakes please.
Or is the online service you and I are joining being conducted by people in shorts roasting goats in their own house?
Because I don't really understand what you want to argue about now

TheGift:
It is you seeing listening to
Online service as clearing conscience. To the pure, all things are pure. Be careful about judging peoples motives.

This has nothing to do with judgement Sir.
The scripture cannot be broken.

Hebrews 10:25
Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

Note that I too attended church online. Infact I have been attending church online only for the past 5 months because of some constraints, but like I said earlier; if everyone attends church online, who will conduct the online service that we will attend online?

HappyDolphinRea:
Must you bring the cow to your house to kill. Can't they just kill the cow at slaughter and bring back the meat.

Do you know how close the nearest slaughter is to their place?
And do you know what happens to personal meat at slaughter during festive period.

Also note that this is not the first time people have been doing this.
It is just unfortunate that his "village people" decided to strike during this year's own.
Very sad.

PerfectStranger:
“ you might be going when you think you’re cumming”

He has said it all.

May we never cum and be going ooo.

All of such deaths/killings in Nigeria always have a similar story.
E.g one week to her wedding, only son, visa ready to travel abroad, final year student, fresh and only graduate in the family, etc
Yet someone will tell me village people do not exist.
There is something systematically and spiritually wrong somewhere. The matter dey always pain me.

NastiLord:
Your face show say e nor too tey wey you escape from hell. Thunder fire poverty. All the gutters Nigeria have created in your face will surely be filled in months to come.
Congratulations

Kai, you are a case walahi.

lookingfly:
someone without self control is talking about growing up ......you've never had any errotic talk with a lady before and the next thing you do when you find yourself in the room with her alone is to try and push your preek into her hole, is that befitting of a grown up you claim you're? Thank your stars she's not pushing for rape, you'll have rot in in jail. You should have thought about reputation when you wanted to eat free coochie ..........you act as if you control your game but it's glaring, you're a learner, and that's why ladies reject you left, right and center. Just pray you don't learn about ladies the hard way.

Thank you master in ladies issues.
Just bookmark and let's talk again in few years when you grow up.
You don't even know what later happened between me and the lady and I won't give you the pleasure of knowing
I just find it funny when boys in their 20's and 30's come online and spit trash thinking they know shit about life.

TheGift:
It's not about going to church. The church is not a building. It's about fellowship. Wherever two or three are gathered in His name, even in the wilderness, even in shorts. That is church. Don't major on minors.

Hmmm, don't try and play smart please
Gathering in shorts to roast goat is not gathering in his name, we both know what we are talking about.
If guys gather in your house in his name Christmas morning to fellowship; that is church (yes church is not a building).
But if guys gather in your house Christmas morning to roast goat then listen to online service (to clear conscience ) that is not church Sir, and you know that.

lookingfly:
why you de deceive yourself..........you know say you be her senior for office wey you wan chuke John Thomas for coochy oooo. You no remember you be her senior for office wey you wan spank her fat bo.ot oooo, you no remember say better beautiful ladies de your office wey you wan take advantage collect quickie oooo ...........na after she rejected and humiliated you na him your eyes clear ......who know wether you collect slap join .............you actually acted as a weaklink apologizing to a babe because of knacking. She will never see you as a boss that you should be, infact she has concluded you're not man enough and worthy to thirst her coochie. I pity Simpsons like you.....eeeeyaaah

When you grow up we will have a better discussion.
Bookmark this for few more years.
Was thinking like you when I was much younger and did not have any reputation to protect.
I understand your angle.
And according to your level at the moment you are 100% correct.
Weldone Chairman team "hard-litude"

Hmmm, people are really going through a lot.
But in the beginning, it was not so.

Life is spiritual

lookingfly:
guy, you still dull. No lady in this world wouldn't give you that pick up line of them being disappointed or they're not that type of gal, but with persuasion you go still dance skelewu for her nyash in that same moment

Eyaa, I fee so very sad for you.
So that you should know, i am not one of those men/guys that see body count as achievement.
My only point for even attempting to bleep her was just not to waste the moment.
I am not the kind of guy that will be persuading a lady for p*say. I never persuade my business links finish na p*ssy persuasion I go dey do, for babe wey I be her senior for office with like 4 levels, same office wey even more beautiful ladies dey wey I never give face.

Some men are too cheap Sha. Na people like you dey make some women see all men like dogs

It is high time men too start snapping pictures with their children and leaving the women out of it.

Haba!!! This nonsense is getting out of hand. And 90% of everything in the picture is usually most atimes the man's sweat ooo

TheGift:
I understand you better now. But they can do Church online these days, Na?

You cannot be roasting goat in your shorts at home and be claiming you are doing online service nah

Please also note that online service is for convenience, not a substitute for live service.

If everyone decides to do online service, who will be in church to do the service that we will all watch online?

Aareakinwunmi:
Eventually she would be available one day

Kai, it's like most men are related.
Saw Bienca Ojuku pictures earlier today. And as soon as I saw Regina's pictures, what you said what similar to what came to my mind.
Unfortunately I am closer to Ned in age than Regina, and I never hammer, so make I no just imagine any thing

Your mom needs the N120k for her son, you need the N120k for yourself and your daughter. Both of you are being good mother's.
May the best Mom win

JeffreyJunior:
Never you neglect a red flag, that's all I can advise you. It's better to be a happy baby daddy than be miserable married man.

By the way, who said you can't be a great father without marrying the mother of your child?

Wow, too much sense in such a short post.

People complain of loss or people actually suffer loss

Is there any investment in the last 10yrs till date, that has been advertised here on nairaland or anywhere else that has not ended in premium tears

Just name any.

Ckonnet:
And don't be surprise she has been leeching on that guy's finances. I never had a female friend. Na straight banging after that you can choose to be FWB. I repeat I don't keep female friends. We can be business associate tho.

Bro, it is not even about finance most times.
That was how a close female colleague asked me to drop her off at home one raining night.
Got to her house and rain was heavy and NEPA had done the usual, she asked that I followed her to settle in before I leave.
We both put head for rain run enter house, had some good laughs, gave me a towel to mop the rain off my clothes.
Babe enter room (she stays alone room and parlor) came out changed into a wicked night dress (but not revealing). Came and sat next to me. I make move straight and she was disappointed, saying something about how she did not expect such from me, how she sees me like her big Bro, etc
I apologize and left. Me too no that kind person, woman no be my stress, I just say make I no waste free food.
Things went back to normal in the office until the day she asked me for a favor to drop her off somewhere after closing very late. I outrightly and directly told her that I only do driver for ladies that I am sleeping with. She was shocked.
Rubbish

Being simply friends with a Nigerian lady is the most unprofitable venture you can even undertake.
You will take up the responsibilities of a full boyfriend with no benefits.

Pure waste of time, energy, and resources.

TheGift:
Please, what verse in the "Christian" scriptures is this instruction?

The verse of common sense and good reasoning

The animals Christians kill is not in any way or form a sacrifice, so it is now a days most convenient to start your stress on Christmas eve so that you can go to church on Christmas mornings.
Unlike some that spend Christmas morning at home killing things and not even getting to go to church.

loganx:
We should ask that NAICOM provides data on claims they have paid for the last 5 years. All they do is take advantage of us like we lack common sense.

With the number of people planning to re-vote APC does it look like we have enough common sense in circulation?

DeKen:
The number has been mine long before they started reassigning numbers. I've been using the line as far back as 2005. That's about 17 years.

Ok.

nony43:
My village people should be ashamed of themselves. Just look at the kind of intuitions other village people are giving to their son.

The issue is that your particular number might have belonged to Christ Embassy in the past. They stopped using the number for long and MTN reassigned it to you.
You need to urgently sort this out with MTN.
When and how did you get the number?
Please treat as urgent because technically that number does not fully belong to you.
Hope you remember the issue of that guy that got a number that was previously used by one of Buhari's daughter.
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://punchng.com/man-arrested-for-using-phone-line-previously-owned-by-buharis-daughter/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiWxfSMp5P8AhW_i_0HHaCXAUkQFnoECAgQAg&usg=AOvVaw1zdQ90PCq4pkKGCvw0wMKJ

AfahaAbia:
I don't doubt your story tho. Since this month of December I have met over 12 girls. All of them visited my house and refused leaving. I'm 41 and divorced. This ladies are all between 22-26 years of age. It's really sad that little girls that should be attracted to men there age prefer men my age

They don't prefer men your age Bro.
They prefer what men of your age possess.
I am almost 50yrs and I can't count how many girls below 30yrs that have been bold enough to approach me this year alone for me to be their guidian (with benefits).
The matter just dey amuse me.
Things are really getting crazy out there in the name of living life

You will just hear girls calling some of my friends uncle this, uncle that up and down, but they are all unrelated uncles with benefits.

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

Why do I find this funny?
E bi like say nairaland don dey corrupt my good manners ooo

Grape1:
That girl death no pure.

The landlord's story no add up. The lady rented the apartment in November and by December her rent is due. Typically, rent in most parts of Nigeria is paid annually and sometimes a two-year advance is required for new tenants.

I suspect her boyfriend as well. Did he even bother to call while she was sick?
And why has he refused to show up.

Either way, I suspect she has been used.
This is a lesson to y'all live-in unmarried couples.

Read the post again and note the words

furnished apartments/short let

Please let's stop thinking like Nigerian police

Kobojunkie:
Below is your first comment where you sought to condemn persons for dreaming for that which they don't themselves have to offer others. And to this my response was, what is wrong with dreaming? We all dream of having better than what we have and can give so why condemn people for pursuing their dreams?

Just realizing that I have been engaging a junkie I now know better. My apologies.
Whatever point your are trying to prove or disprove, I agree with you, you are correct.

Kobojunkie:
1. I don't have a problem with God. Instead, I have a problem with people using the name of God to promote what is man's foolishness.

2. What has a person's sexual adventures to do with fairness? Are you certain you are not stuck on the wrong ideas there? You are the one here raising silly ideas here. I am simply doing my best to follow along so I can maybe get to the meat of whatever it is your real gripe is.

I can clearly see that you are just out for a baseless and senseless argument and I am not cut out for that.
Maybe you need to go back and see what this post is all about, and my first comment here to have a better perspective of my line of thoughts.
Because I can clearly see that we are not on the same subject matter.