₦airaland Forum

juman:
I can understand you.
I talked like you the time nigerian guy told me there are prostitutes like that.
Despite i be here for sometime, I never heard that before.
Until I saw them myself. Some of them are nigerians. Some are young beautiful.
One would shed tears.

Since you insist.
Oya hook me up nah
But me I will not take that risk by myself ooo
I better suffer konji, than be sent back to 9ja on prostitution charges.
God forbid.
May God never give my village people such joy.

SadiqBabaSani:
Dear Ooni our Jehova is a jealous God, you cant serve him and serve your ancestors spirits

Weldon, chief press secretary to the most high

juman:
If you live in big city there, go to city center between 12.00 am - 3.00am and walk around well, be vigilant you would see some prostitutes hanging around.

Police see them they would not arrest them. Wise prostitutes pay tax.

Oga! I can clearly see that you will be arested and deported anytime you travel abroad. Your Nigerian criminal mind is very deep
Sebi you saw the story of a Nigerian man that will soon go to 3yrs imprisonment because of soliciting for sex online with an undercover police disguising as a 14yr old girl.

https://www.nairaland.com/7514708/nigerian-man-imprisoned-attempting-meet/8#119832881

You think Canadian police are like Nigerian police or even some American state/county police abi?

goldman777:
Marriage is a scam stop getting married create baby mama,s and leave women alone nothing can satisfy them become a single father and have peace of mind

Don't confuse intimacy with sex, don't confuse baby Mama with wife, don't confuse Olosho with girlfriend; know this and know peace

Because you have been bleeping eachother does not mean you are intimate ;

Don't worry, one day you will understand the difference, it takes time for most people

HomeTutorsPro:
Yes.
Good lovemaking is like fuel to the love souls of a couple. Take it away and you have two people just cohabiting.
Please note that intimacy is much more than just having sex. It involves saying things, doing things.
Good sex can keep a couple together. But great intimacy will make the togetherness memorable such that each person will always look forward to coming back home to enjoy a moment with their partner.

Thanks so much for the bolden.
Because what is on most peoples mind here is basic canal knowledge, not even sex or love making sef.

Intimacy is key. Simple thing like taking evening bath together before bedtime was some intimate things we didnt even realise until the kids started noticing

juman:
Olosho dey everywhere in the world.

You think your Nigerian mentality is the world standard abi?
There are places in this world that laws exist and people abide by it.

If you think say you get craze, I beg you with God; try come Canada come misbehave
Even American citizens they calm down when dey enter Canada.

havenz:
Gods willing am Still hustling to be rich because rich relatives no the help solve matter.

#IHustleAndPray

No worry, when you become rich you will understand that "giving all you have to the poor will only make you poor, but will never make the poor rich"

That was why my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ told Judas that "the poor will always be amongst you" Matthew 26:11

Bonesbreaker:
so i travel oyibo hustle na woman i go chase nobi money again olosho no dey Dia again

Hmmm, Olosho no dey Canada oooo.
14yrs imprisonment na im you wan take play so.
Don't know about any other country, but Canada own is another story entirely.
Make God come make you know dey major city like Toronto
As Capital as Ottawa is, it only has 3 strip club, you can quote me.
A strip club has been the action I have gotten closest to sex for the one year I have been here.
Op is right ooo. Don't let anybody that is not here deceive you with what they see in movies.

Redpillers/sharp-guys virgin pussy team group member.
Please let's watch and see if any nairaland redpiller Monika is inactive
Awon were jatijati.

EMXTAN1:
Just hustle and be original avoid wastage and ul make it.. who'd have thought there'll be making it like Ola of Lagos.
When Grace finds you, u must blow, you must win...
Grace has found Peter Obi and Datti..
Let's vote wisely..
God bless us all

In the voice of DesTalker the comedian; "when God blow your whistle, even if you no wear Jessy; you go play for the match"

Muhammad234:
Osha prapra

Bad son! but if you check well no be the man born am

Abi ooo. When you ask men to carry out DNA on the children in their houses they will be forming what I don't understand.
It is better to be sure than sorry.
If your wife accuse you of suspecting her of infidelity, tell her that you dreamt and your ancestors told you one of your children was switched at birth in the hospital by a wicked deity in your village

Farid24224:
I doubt it is rape sha...

Just don't doubt your way to jail in a sane society.

No means no, even after 1st round and she said no to second round and you still went ahead and forced her, it is still rape.
With the comments I see here I am just wondering how many Nigerian girls/women have suffered rape without the guys/men that rape them even believing that it was rape.

lhordspy:
Gazettengr.com was where the news of supposedly Tinubu's gaffee emanatted from before been spread like wildfire by people who only takes pleasure in making mockery of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

According to their report, it reads "Yahoo boys’ in local parlance means internet fraudsters but The Gazette could not immediately find the meaning of the terminology gazelle gagaraga, despite searches in major dictionaries and thesaurus."

The news here: https://www.nairaland.com/7511552/gazelle-gagaraga-tinubu-suffers-gaffe

But what Gazettengr failed to understand is that there is no stated rules or law that you must communicate with words from 'major dictionaries or thesaurus' in political rallies.

The meaning of gazelle gagaraga
There is what we call gara gara in yoruba. It means unstable or unsettled. Same as the pidgin slang 'gragra' .

We also have the word gagara (ga-ga-ra) or gagaraga (gaga-raga) used by Tinubu which means boastful, pompous, inflated, proud, made, self-important, domineering, pendantic, or magniloquence.

The south-westerners can relate; the yorubas to be specific. There is a street word: Igara (I-gara) which is derive from or shortform of gagara or gagaraga it also means boastful, inflated, proud etc. (as aforementioned)

We normally use it like 'Igara chicken': Which translate to boastful empty chicken which is only covered by plenty feathers.

Or 'Igara iceblock' which means boastful or proud iceblock which will only end up as water.
These words are local street words or slangs.

Gazelle
A gazelle is one of many antelope species in the genus Gazella. With a horn, Gazelles are known as swift animals.

when we use the word gazelle to refer to person or group of people. It means Proud person, something that dont stay one place easily, something that changes location swiftly. Reason why when we say someone is growing gazelle horn ' it means the person is becoming proud"


So Tinubu saying he is going to “turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”

Means he is going to change them from a boastful proud unsettled yahoo-yahoo boys to a product manufacturer and an intelligent creator.

Living and learning, dont be always quick to criticise or make fun of what you dont know.

I have not laughed like this for a very long time
You are a very talented comic writer.
You funny die
Keep it up Bro. Even Tinubu handlers will laugh when dey read this.

JasonScoolari:
South East leaders and traditional rulers are not helping matters at all... Forget all their media talks.

Take drastic action with any foolish miscreant who's not a security personnel handling a gun... Kill them immediately, no need for explanation.

That way, this nonsense killing will stop.

Do the people of the East respect their leaders? That I feel is the real problem.
I remember when cultism was trying to enter into a particular university in the North. The Emir/leaders of the city where the university was located simply told their very few indigens in the university that cultism is against their tradition, culture and religion. And so should not partake in it and should report any suspected act of cultism to the school authorities and that was it. Case settled.
That is why cultism is on the low in Northern universities.
Now do the people of the East have respect for their elders/leaders?

Parachoko:
This matter for here no b matter of "Fear NSIT ATAI WOMEN". Ladies all over the world dey do this.

I no dey pity any man going through this kin issue. To do DNA for pikin you dey train no go cost you reach 100k for some place in Lagos, but una no gree.

When dem dey shout say make men
go dey do DNA, you no gree go do.

Men should go for DNA if them pikin no resemble them abeg. Even if nah your wife the pikin look like, still do DNA

Even if the pikin resemble you, I still advise we all do DNA.
DNA testing should be part of basic medical testing, just like you knowing your child blood group/genotype.

And finally the so-called alpha-males should help their brothers the so called SIMPs, so that we can have a law against parternity fraud.
I strongly believe a man should be able to claim some sort of damages or jail time if he discovers he has been defrauded parternally

oyin44:
I am not a gambler

O boy ...stop fooling urself. ..salute tinubu

From the road to the stadium everywhere was blocked by million of Nigerians

imagine a southerner for that matter. ..

Thank God you realise it is a gamble

GAMBLE:
A risky action undertaken with the hope of success.

Yet you are shouting "from road to stadium, from road to stadium"

Anything with a sure outcome is not a bet or a gamble, nor does it make you a gambler.

E.g tomorrow will be Saturday; anybody wants to bet?

Rayban25:
Ode is that what he said exactly?.
..thank God there is video to prove otherwise...olodo feeling clever by half

That was the original script of what he is suppose to say.
Just like they had the origina script of what Buhari/APC was suppose to achieve.
The problem is that most APC/Buharist/BATians believe their script more than the reality.
I cannot imagine how a set of people can be so dasterdly wicked.

They believe Tinubu can do whatever he did as Lagos governor, just like they made many Nigerians believe Buhari can do close to what he even did as military head of state.
But as usually they keep playing their imaginations and ignoring the realities.
Military regime no be civilian regime, Nigeria no be Lagos

This happened in my area.
A man went to a restaurant to eat after eating he slumped and died.
Restaurants owner reported to police, police arested owner, cook, and lady that served the man.
Family of the man that slumped and died came and said they are not interested in doing any case because they are aware that their relative is seriously sick and has been managing a terminal illness.

Nigerian police said no that it was a murder case (without autopsy or anything) dead man has even been buried same day according to islamic rites.
Police threaten restaurant owner, cook, and server with being charged for murder. Billed owner N350k, cook N250k, and server N150k before they would be released.
This is not rumors or hearsay ooo, the cook attends a church close to my house and I even commensurated with her after the incident. Because her pastor called out to me for assistance when the case was ongoing because I had some police friends in the police station handling the case.
But as we all know, police is not your friend at all when you have anything to do with them.
It does not matter if you are guilty or innocent, their eye, mind, spirit, soul and body is geared towards how they will rip you off of some money either legally or illegally

First of all let me by condemning what was done by the 15yr old to your 4yr old daughter. I condemn the act in all totality.
Secondly let me ask that you imagine this was done to your daughter by your own family member and not your husband family member.
Because I can clearly feel from your comment that apart from what actually transpared, you and your husband family are not living in love.

And in family were there is no love there can't be justice. The best you can get is revenge.

Once again, please handle this matter the same way you would you have handle it, if the 15yr old was your favorite nice.

Denoh68:
IF THEY DON'T KNOW HIM,THEN THEY MUST BE FROM BROWN ROOF REPUBLIC

Oga no be everything be fight now.
Small something you have started talking of brown roof.
No be people wey build house with zinc roof when their fellows in other part still dey live for grass roof houses go get brown roof

BOLATINUBU01:
Who is he?

At least if you don't know him, you should at least know his transport company.
If you don't know his transport company you should at least know how to use Google
If you don't know how to use Google then....

jeromestarks:
Hahahaha. I'm not o.
Non virgins can not deceive me.

When I enter the place, I will know if the door has been opened.

I will know if she has lost her glory.

I will know that she's now only good for fvcking not marriage.

If you like marry 3 virgins at the same time.
We go still follow them come your house come bang them, and 2 out of every 3 children wey them born for you will still not be yours

oyin44:
The Asp was inflicted with curse..

Due to their obnoxious act ,

Most of our police officers are inflicted with curse by their fellow citizens whom they pledged to protect ...

I agree with you.
I entered Keke one day in Ibadan, and the Keke guy was giving police N50.00 from a particular safe in the Keke.
When I got to my destination I gave the Keke guy N500.00 for a trip of N250.00 he gave me N300.00 and requested for N50.00 back, stating that he did not have change.
I pointed to his safe that had many N50.00 that he was giving police from to give me change from it.
The guy outrightly told me that the N50.00 from the safe was for policemen. He said he won't say much, but that he cannot give money from that safe to someone that has not done him any evil.
I knew he was dead serious when he mentioned that I can go with the N300.00 he had given me if I did not have N50.00 to give him back.
Things are happening ooo.

richeeyo:
Depends on the area
My area is fully Apc the whole of surulere
But no one would ever attack them here, so area depends on what you get, they just looking for opportunities to robb them

So some areas in Lagos are not Lagos?
Or when APC pulls millions of crowed in the stadium like they did in Kano do you share the crowd by area of Kano they came from?
You cannot even place the sticker of Labour Party on your car in Kano and drive with peace of mind.
Same with some areas in Lagos.
Hope you understand my point?

richeeyo:
Obi's supporters are very free in Lagos

I know saying the truth is a taboo to you

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.sunnewsonline.com/police-to-investigate-attack-on-obi-supporters-in-lagos-ppro/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiGpPSDpa78AhWpU6QEHavlBSQQFnoECAMQAg&usg=AOvVaw1xKPLKeeVang3w8Hd2qHqZ

richeeyo:
I bet my two balls
Obi no fit pull crowd like this for North

I agree. I am Obidient and I have stayed in the North.
And I can categorically tell you that the only reason why Obi will not be able to gather crowed like this in the North is simply because of fear and intimidation.
Hope you remember how the supporters of Obi were intimidated even by Nigerian police before their march in Lagos?
That is Lagos ooo, where everyone eye is open and alert.
We all know the average followers of Obi are well mannered/responsible people (traders, business people, civil/public savernt, And not touts, political jobbers, park workers, and agberos that do not have respect for the dignity and sanctity of life.

vivalavida:
This lady was an OAP at beat fm. She ended up being a baby mama despite all that phonetics she dey speak for morning show.

Na so all these babes on nairaland forming boss-lady.
Na still one guy wey no even reach Olamide go give them belle last last that is if most of them are not even baby mamas yet sef.

This is scriptural.
Waiting for all these randy pastors to do same

We4all:
They will fly private jets and deceive you to trek for Jesus.

Hmmm, but there is no single one of them that did not trek for Jesus before flying jet

Hmmm, when it's time for Juju for fame to expire.
The god's will set you up with a higher power.
Let me go and book popcorn

[quote author= post=119702866]Lol.. this bishop na bad guy.. him no accept why him come set up him predecessor na [/quote]Maybe his predecessor loves titles

Jennyclay:
You're indeed a stingy man... so you don't want a girlfriend because you don't want to spend on her .


Incase you don't know, no lady would want to stay with a stingy man.... so if you are avoiding ladies because of common billing, you will still spend when you eventually want a girlfriend. You can't escape it. Keep running!

Biko, this is a new year, you men should learn to spend on your girlfriend/wife. Don't tight your hands.

Akagum!

Guys, please don't be deceived.
Ladies that make their own money and don't survive by billing guys still exist.
Guys please and please don't settle for rubbish.
If you are a hustling guy, search deeply for a hustling lady, although they are not easy to find, but they exist.