₦airaland Forum

MrBrownJay1:
the important question IS: what would be her reaction if he had lost the money?!

IMHO the man is a thief, and as a thief he owes her absolutely NOTHING.... not even the 10k because thieves dont have moral/values.

Lol.. you are very ingenious..

I wan join the previous casting crew she called before but na my work dey hinder me

I wan join the cast before, but na my work dey hinder me..

MrMcJay:
Send me a PM if you're serious.

Can you give me your WhatsApp number, here is mine 08086809486

Stop laugh can't me laugh hehe

MrMcJay:
Do you have details of their Chairman or Excos? Send me a pm if you're interested in getting them off your back. I promise you that they will beg you.

Good morning, please can you really help me on this? I want to get them off my back..

E no fit pass the handwork of Manchester United's Lol

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5HBpw9Oxg0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9995371/US-President-Joe-Biden-appears-forget-Scott-Morrisons-nuclear-submarines-announcement.html

Buhari incarnate

Morningblues:
Women aren’t here to please your childlike ego. People are allowed to love and marry who they want.
Be miserable elsewhere.

Just like the way a woman married her daughter abi? You ought to know this is a big sin Oga.. homosexuality is a big sin trying to make it look like it's not a sin is technically telling us stealing and killing which was listed among homosexuality and other sin are not sin..

Morningblues:
What do you guys think?

One thing about homosexuality is that it's a sin.. i know some idiot will want to argue about this..
When God listed out what are sins against him he listed killing, stealing, homosexuality as a sin.. so people who trynna justify homosexuality not to be a sin are technically telling us stealing and killing is not a sin.. so a sin is a sin homosexuality is definitely a big disgusting sin

Mtchew..

Olivertwist1985:
My wife which we have been married for the past thirteen (13) years and have five(5) children, four boys and girl for me ,just left my house on Sunday to her parent house without informed me.

She left because we have little disagreement about monthly food allowance which I used to give her every month but I failed to give her this month when she requested for

She left with the girl which is six months old and a boy two years and left three boys for me.

Please I need your advice, should I go and beg her or I should forget about her and continue with my life. According to my family members, they said I should forget about her because of the manner she left.

I know you're heartbroken, but just leave her.. go get a good job by okay and you'll have the chance to spite her.

Well my Girlfriend is beautiful, endowered, intelligent and smart. i just want her to be good in cooking..

owenseddies40:
My wife gave birth to 3boys and one girl for me,my last son scares me a lot because whenever I see him, it's like am before my father.they look alike,talk alike and behaviours too, it's really scarry

That's what we call incarnation.. as time goes on when he grow older it'll start fading off

chatinent:
I have.

Sb came to my store, discussed and bought goods that's worth ₦34k (after 20% discount since he said he wanted to celebrate his wife on their anniversary, the same day).

He sent me on an errand to get him a bigger nylon to pack sth. I did. I didn't know what was happening to me..even when I wanted to tell my boy to watch him closely, sth else like a force was just making my mind focus on going to buy the stuff.

I couldn't even remember to send my boy! At that period, what was in my head was humility and the customer-are-money dogma bla bla.

After buying it, the man asked for my account number, I spelled it out to him. I only remember him calling my name to confirm it's my account and saying he has sent it...after he made jest of my all-English name attributing it to names yahoo boys usually like to use. I was laughing sheepishly. (When I remember this, I want to hit myself so hard).

I was struggling so hard to tell him to wait so I'd confirm it. Before I could understand what was happening, he was gone. That was the exact moment my hibernated brain came back to normal.

I immediately dialed his number he gave me on TrueCaller. I saw Engr Daniel.Criminal. His number is 09073542987.



My human felt cold. Clearly, I was barking up the wrong tree.



I immediately went to see if I could see the uncle, he was gone at the drop of the hat for life. Drastic times call for drastic measures so I followed a route I felt he took swiping my big head left-to-right and right-to-left for two hours perusing the streets, junctions, and parks if my eyes would capture a manly figure holding two bags of my goods. I was really off my rocker.

I came back..it was pellucid I was hitting a dead horse. I no just know if na to cry or laugh..I come back come wear forced smile like mumu sidon. I could not blame the boy who attended to him. It was a clear case of hypnosis. The boy was more confused than I was.


A neighbor was telling me it's a new tactics that's in vogue. Another neighbor who heard about it exclaimed and said hers was bigger. She sells laptops. The person ordered her to pack four new MacBooks in his car with their sales of ₦700k that day. He didn't use a gun. He came, sat down, ordered her to go bring the ₦500k handy and also go withdraw the ₦200k they had earlier deposited to the bank via transfer. She withdrew on POS and gave the guy and he left.

My eyes sunk like TinkerBell... clearly, I was in wonderland. You needed to see the way I was seriously going to buy the nylons..and the distance my brain took me to.

I have been hearing it on a grapevine..but mine struck me recently.

Have you been hypnotized before?

I've been hypnotized once before but e no enter 3 minutes before i realize am..
That day i dey come back from bank passing through abule egba road before some scammer jazz me.. omo i no fit narrate am.. i came back to my senses and collected my ATM card, hotspot and the s3 phone wey dey there hand back sha.

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Noise pollution has been prevented Lol.. this sweets me..
I believe United didn't touch the ball Lmao.. 2 shot on target shey Ronaldo carry injury ni?

donogaga:
BREAKING:



https://www.facebook.com/1493070254331766/posts/2661434604161986/

I would say that's good for her...

ProfGday:
U sure say na inside bush ur bros killed this pig so?

Cos it looked like a domestic pig wey strayed go bush go see him sidechick

Exactly my thought..

Mangekyo:
Your father good pass am?
The guy wey you call mumu get trophies pass Bruno Fernandes and his entire generation.
Mind you, he's just 21. In 5 years time dem go say Bruno no fit lace the guy boot sef gan

You're dumb.. use your common sense to check what i quoted.. i never said any player doesn't know how to play.. I'm talking about one of the spectators who you quoted not player bro use your common sense..

CSTRR:
Havertz is 21.
When did he start professional football to start padding stats.?

You no dey shame.?

The mumu no sabi ball jare..

seunny4lif:
Ole no get excuse this season oooh
Champions league
EPL
FA cup
All must come home

Wake up from sleep

BabbanBura:
Why don't you call them? There is a phone number on their website.

Maybe I'll do that

BabbanBura:
Yes but you can only eat in your car or otherwise na lunch for monkeys you carry

Lol.. but i wan carry am enter that shade ni.. monkey no dey that place na, dem no get better stuff over there except suya and bbq

Hey guys!
I need to know if bringing in food from outside is allowed at Lekki Conservation Center.. any answer to this question will be appreciated..

Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?

I'm damn used to it men...

masseratti:
what's lfpg?

Liquefied petroleum gas retailer..

Good move, they need to ban it here in Lagos too.. they're the biggest thieves of all time..
Last 2 month we were forced into one stupid LFPG association.. they came to my shop to lock it up saying I'm not in the foolish association. I had to pay NGN10,000 as a fine and i was asked to come to their next meeting..
Would you believe going to their next meeting we were asked to pay NGN40,000 to join the association as new members.. those motherfuckerś

I can't judge him but I'm thinking maybe he dived into ritual.. you know that's the trendy thing among we guys well.. all is well �

LordVoldermort:
I'm asking because lately that is the most common side hustle advice I keep hearing...

Lots of guys I know are doing graphic designing and i feel that is a problem, since everyone is doing graphic designing that means the competition would be very intense...

So i think there must be some marketing and branding skills that must be learnt side by side with graphic designing for it to be lucrative.

Na wetin i dey take chop be that and work dey enter wella... banner, flyer, event program, SAV..

Set of people that will start shouting yoruba nation now! Not knowing they are the bandits there self

50 cent was bantering him yesterday night after the news

50 cent