₦airaland Forum

This is IMO state. One of the chairs has IMO on it. If so, then shame on the governor.

Aids in development? I'm totally against GEJ's pardon, but for US of A to be claiming any aid is superficial. Nothing of such exist. They are only aiding thieves in stealing our oil. They also aid their finance department in making more more from plenty visa fees and few granted visas. Enough of this grandstanding by USA

Not really keen on the competition. Hardly any U20 amongst these guys. Unlike the current U17 team which is largely REAL U17

mysticgal: witch and wizard,parents bigger witch and wizard.and very very duuuuuumb.rather than taken them 4 deliverance d nailed them.

That deliverance part is the driving force. the money from carrying out deliverance is what is driving some places of worship to label these kids witches.

Until that Helen ukpabio or whatever her name is arrested, child abuse will continue unabated in South East. Another ticking time bomb. One day the child witches will react back and then we will not be able to handle it. Unsubstantiated claims against defenseless children just to make money or fame is wrong on all levels. It is a shame that even the educated ones believe in this nonsense.
If there are so many child witches in that land, then it is only sensible to say there will be plenty adult witches too.

I dont think there are any matches this weekend. The league resumes midweek. CAF champions league is the reason.

Not surprising to see so many hidden post. The name Fola Akinkuotu triggers severe parkinsons of the finger in some NLanders.

Why are ordinary Nigerians smart and the ones on top are daft? So the letter of intent had an address that cannot be verified? The government gives contracts to dodgy overseas companies. We've had companies registered to council houses in London take up big contracts in Nigeria. Shame on those on top o.
Where is the Inec spox?

strangest: I hope Oga on top is aware of this payment

[quote author=Fhemmmy]This phrase 'oga at the top' may soon go viral in Nigeria. Will be good though.

PVY, polyvylchloride may be a risk factor in cancer, but it is very stable. It needs INTENSE UV radiation to cause dissociation or radiolysis of water. Radiolysed water OUTSIDE the body cannot do damages inside the body because it will be 'quenched' before entering the system. For the sort of cancer this prof is postulating to occur, you need dissociation or radiolysis WITHIN the body. And even then, the chances are quite small.
Therefore, my people, drink away your pure water!

Miss information. Gross misinformation in fact! What temperature is it that the water will be heated to to cause breakdown of materials in it? My country people, please ignore this report. You cannot get cancer from pure water in sachets. Quote me anywhere!

Loveangel: Why volunteer when you can be paid for the same service?Poster,you are a very big cheat and God will not be happy with you.why do you want to use this poor fellows to enrich yourself without paying them no matter how little?

How much did nairaland charge you for this post you just made?

90% of Nigerians are like Abasi. Once we're chopping there, we're with them. Fani-Kayode, El-Rufai, Dino Melaye are all like Abati. That is why Nigerians always yearn for change but never want change

infolekan: The comments generated by this post is still a source of concern for me.
There's a man in our team that we don't like due to his religious or political or racial affliation and he scores a goal that we just don't appreciate and we register our displeasure by WALKING OUT.
We could have chanted a war song and burn down some embassies....we could have assasinated his countrys' ambassador....we could chant the name of our Almighty God and disrupt the whole football game(Egypt comes to mind)...but we decide to walk away peacefully and forfeit the gate fee.
That's what I call peaceful existence. The mere fact that I know things won't get violent because I take a breath in ur land.
The illusion of a 'one world' things should have been outgrown by the majority of us....religion, race, wealth and even baseless things as occupation seperates and divides us. Even Yoruba Muslims and hausa muslims still have their rancor(ask if a Yoruba muslim can ever lead the mosque prayer in the north).
But the absence of violence should be the commendable part.
I'm certain Zamfara bombers would definitely not want a christian striker in their team.
We all need to love ourselves more.

'Peaceful' indeed! You certainly havent followed the news. You have chosen a part of it and dwelt onn it. Let me put it to you that the club house has been burnt down completely. Trophies won by the team over years have been destroyed in the fire caused by these racist fans. They did not just 'walk out' in protest. They caused plenty trouble in the stadium and outside the stadium after.

aminho: yes now u dey fear ney?

Yes I dey fear. Whats the turnout like in the stadium? security nko?

aminho: My pride the holy elkanemi warriors of borno . State covered 2wise a month

Is El Kanemi allowed to play home games in Maiduguri with Boko Haram still rumbling?

I know of a few guys who give live feeds on Twitter. Especially sootin and Crown FC of Oyo. Is it allowed to past twitter handles?

AK 48: she loves paul bt left him wen he lost his job n refused giving him pomo.
ok,my analysis....
she loves paul bt peter is the cash cow.i thought it is only 9ja babes oo

My thoughts exactly. Peter is the jolly good fellow happy to ride on. But she's sitting on a keg of gunpowder.

When mum-of-two Maria Butzki left her husband Paul for another man, she didn’t realise how much she’d miss him. At the same time, she couldn’t imagine living without her new lover Peter Gruman. So when the two men struck up an extraordinary friendship, she came up with the perfect solution... and moved Peter into the family home in Barking, East London. Now Maria, 33, Paul, 37, their two ­children, Laura, 16, and Amy, 12, and Peter, 36, live as one big happy family.
“People might think it’s weird but I love both men and couldn’t choose between them,” says Maria, a ­housing liaison officer.

“When I left Paul there was a huge hole in my life. But the thought of never seeing Peter again was heartbreaking. So living with both men is the only way.”

Incredibly, the men agree. Paul, a railway assessor, says: “Peter is a great guy. When Maria first had the affair with him I was just heartbroken. But as I got to know him, I realised we have so much in common. We both adore fishing, and he’s like a surrogate dad to the kids.”

Peter, a construction site manager, adds: “We all get on so well. It doesn’t feel as if I’m ­sharing Maria. There’s no jealousy ...it feels as if we area team.”

It was last year that they all moved in ­together after three years of ­Maria to-ing and fro-ing between her husband and lover.

Peter sleeps on the sofa while Paul has a room ­upstairs. Maria shares a bedroom with her eldest daughter.

She says: “The three of us never share a bed. Although I have a sexual relationship with each man, that side is kept very private. If Paul is out, then Peter and I might make love, and vice-versa. But both men turn a blind eye and we never discuss it with one another.”

Maria was 15 when she and Paul met at school. After dating for two years, she unexpectedly became pregnant. Paul proposed seven months into her term and a month later they ­married. Four years after the birth of Laura, Maria had their second daughter Amy. But in 2006 their marriage hit a rocky patch.

Maria says: “Paul was out of work for six months and it put a strain on our ­relationship. The stress led to less sex and we grew apart. Although we carried on with life – cooking, cleaning, looking after the child­ren – we’d lost our intimacy. The relationship was more brother and sister than a couple.”

Around the same time a new manager, Peter, started at Maria’s workplace.
“Someone introduced me to Peter and when we smiled at one another, I could feel the chemistry straight away,” she says. “Until that moment, I’d been happily married for 13 years to my childhood sweetheart and had never thought about being with another man.”

Peter, who was also married at the time, recalls the same instant attraction. “It was like a bolt from the blue... love at first sight,” he says.

Soon the pair were meeting secretly. “We’d meet at the local pub for lunch,” says Maria. “One day he put a hand on my leg and my whole body began trembling with desire. I knew it was wrong but soon we were sleeping together.”

Their affair carried on for a year before Paul stumbled on messages between them on Maria’s phone. She managed to convince him they were just friends. But a few months later her lover left his wife and moved from Luton, Beds, to be closer to Maria in Barking.

“I grew even closer to Peter,” says Maria. “Paul had to go away on business for a few weeks and so Peter took the children shopping, ­spoiling them rotten with gifts.”

But on Valentine’s Day in 2010, Maria says she could no longer cope with the secrecy. “I began to feel more and more that my future lay with Peter,” she says. “So I confessed my affair to Paul, and moved out to stay with Peter.”

Paul and the children were devastated. He says: “I was just shocked and heartbroken. I couldn’t believe Maria had left me.”

Over the next few months Paul and Maria took turns to have the children. “I felt bad about tearing the family apart,” says Maria. “So after work I’d go and clean and cook for Paul and the kids and then go home to Peter.”
Paul says: “While I was so upset, I decided to try to put the children first. It was going to be much better if we could all be mature adults and be amicable about it. I could see Peter was a decent guy. When the kids went to stay over I knew he was putting himself out to make sure they were happy. I’d go to pick them up and we got chatting.”

Over the next year their relationship became even more amicable. Maria says: “Rather than cook two separate dinners, it was easier to just do one and all sit down together. Paul and Peter got on so well they went on a fishing trip together. We even started going on days out and holidays together.

“It was strange but I noticed I felt at my happiest when we were all together. The children adored having both of them around too.”

Then in November 2012 the tenancy on Peter’s rented flat came to an end. He went to stay with a friend and Maria moved back to the family home. Maria says: “It was supposed to be a temporary arrangement but while I missed Peter terribly, it was fantastic to be back as a family.”

When Peter found another flat, Maria decided it was time to sit both men down and be honest with them. “I said I loved them both,” she says. “I said I couldn’t face living without either of them.”

To her delight, both men said they understood.

Peter says: “By now Paul and I had developed a huge respect for each other. We didn’t see one another as rivals for Maria’s affections. We were friends who got on well. At the same time I’d come to care so much for the children. It seemed natural to live together.”

Paul says: “Maria was and still is my soulmate.”

The “family” are now in the process of buying a larger house to accommodate them all.

Maria admits many friends and family find the arrangement difficult to understand.
Source and Pictures: http://couplesandco..co.uk/2013/03/nothing-new-under-sun-huh-meet-husband.html

At 50 naira per person. I will expect a full capacity stadium for every match.

bodejohn: Shooting scores the second...2-0

Still in first half!

bodejohn: ....reporting live from adamasingba stadium

Live feeds please.

Lekan Salami stadium is one of the few grounds in the country where you always feel the vibe of the occasion. Last time I watched Sooting play live was about a decade ago. It was packed! and people were even watching from top of buildings adjacent to the stadium (Danax pharmacy). If I was in Ibadan today, would have gone to watch (and buy a jersey too).
Sooting 3-0 Gombe.

These weapons are capable of being used to hold a whole state to Boko Haram. We never know what JTF is facing daily. May Allah help us all in Nigeria. Amin

He tried, but failed woefully to cover his inadequacies in public. He was debased totally! and the awkward silence between him saying ww nsdc ....and saying 'thats all' says it all. He, and the reporters knew the game was over for him.

I first heard of this story during breakfast with a colleague yesterday. She (a brit) laughed at it and feared it could paint the country poorly. It is a majorly flawed logic for a country like UK. How much will the bond be? Who gets the interest? Will genuine visitors not be repulsive to any idea of reducing their net holiday money? What is left of UK anyway? things are saturated. What if other countries replicate this to UK citizens?

so what happens when the contracts end? carrying sand, labouring for little pay, and doing security for well paid foreign expats is job creation? Maku, o ma ku ni jo kan!

One of the devil's first trick is to make you believe your problems will be solved by cultism. Nothing is solved by cultism.
The next trick is to make you remain in it by convincing you that there is no way out. If you're neck deep into cultism and want out, just take a step back and question your existence.
The best way is to renounce it in your heart first. Once you're free in your heart, then start to move around with the good guys. Or better still, take a pilgrimage to a land far away to dedicate your life to God. You will get personal satisfaction from this and be assured you're pleasing your creator. If your former cultist colleagues find you and kill you after dedicating your life to God, then no yawa! But I beleive God does not forsake those who dedicate their lives to him. If you need to die, it will be a fulfilled death.

Pque: Well, I shake my head for u. Let me tel u a real life story. A lecturer went to a pastor dat d pastor to pray 4 him as a result of d problems nd financial dificulties he is experiecing. After d prayer, d pastor told d lecturer to come back with d daughter. D lecturer came with d said daughter to see d pastor on next visit date. After a short prayer, d pastor told d lecturer dat d daughter is responsible 4 his conditions. D lecturer simply shook his head in disbelief nd told d pastor, nt possible, it is a mistake. D pastor affirmed it again. D lecturer den turned to his daughter nd asked d grown girl if true, d daughter confirms what d pastor said dat she is responsible 4 her father's poverty, numerous disgrace, debt nd other problems of the father. Why? d father asked. D lady said because d father at one time in d past provoked her by commanding her to give d chicken she was eaten to her younger brother. D father in d heat of passion gave d girl a dirty slap she won't forget easily. D daughter further confess dat each time d father receives salary, she packed it spiritually nd place it on d ceiling. What d daughter did spiritualy simply manifest phisically. D poor man simply can't explain how he spends d huge sum of salary, walk abt in embarrasment, disgrace without any useful car dat are all wth d mechanic. He struggled nd make huge sacrifice to keep d family together. D girl was later delivered nd she is presently free of any demon.
If u are d girl's father, with d kind of temper u have, I dey sure say u go don bomb her finish b4 u ask her why? she did dat.

I experienced dis when I was like 11yrs old at a vigil dat took place in front of my house as a result of d space, organised by baba Obadare's WOSEM then. U won't bliv d total number of children nd some adults dat came out as a witch when baba Obadare said all witches present should come out. They all came out, lined up nd were confessing their deeds one by one until d same baba obadare canceled d process because of time factor. This took place in Ilorin and their parent are nt dumb to kill their children.
solution is never to grossly condemn them bt to take them for deliverance. I can never imagine my self doing dat to my fellow human being talkless of a child. Impossiblecant! I refuse to b a victim of the devil IJN. It can b very painful, d loss.

By the time I finished reading the story, I was deep into real laughter! You're a living example of how religion has ruined Nigeria

My mum drives faster and sharper than 85% of Nigerian men. I know it and most people who've been lucky to be driven by her also attest to it. I guess its her no-nonsense attitude that reflects in her driving.
However, I agree with you that SOME women are more laid back in their driving, it doesnt mean they're sluggish. Ideally, there should be speed limit depending on which road you are, so any speed is acceptable provided it is within the limit.

They're getting NERVOUS!!! 5-2 we're winning this. Wait for Podolski

Perfectly set up for an all guns blazing second half. 5-2 Arsenal still winning.