Nawa oooo.....

Her life her problem.

But how come a derica of rice is about to hit 1000naira?

It is a normal thing to have stage fright, if you want to remedy the phobia, do this.
1. Take a deep breath while on stage
2. If possible take bottle water, so that once you forget what to say or if the tension is building up, you drive water to relive yourself.
3. Focus your gaze on some selected audience.

Try it thank me later

Wetin be this?
Shey nah eye dey pain me, abi wetin be this?
With what is going on in this country, you want to wunjor another person son abi?

Fear God Goodlady.

Save up and buy the car yourself.

pansophist is it possible for people who are ectomorph to gain muscle?
I am ectomorphic by body type, in my early 20's, 6ft tall.
I consume more of carbohydrates like rice, yam, poundo yam etc, though I like beans, but more of carbs.
I drink beer on average twice per week, before I do push-ups but not anymore, I just do aerobics exercise like trekking to get my heart pumping.
You mentioned that the fat(muscle) comes with age, but most of my former school colleagues had good muscle build when they were in their late teens and early twenties.

Goodlady sensible guys like myself very well understand what you are insinuating. You see most ladies when dating and even after marriage will just be dry, I mean they don't know how to spice up the relationship.
After marriage them go dey tie wrapper up and down, and be wearing Mary Amaka style of cloth when will their husband.
And you know men we like what we see, we are attracted to boobs and butts.
So you are very correct. I think the title you chose is misleading, hence the backlash.
You could have written something like Guys want ladies that can spice up their relationship life

To the OP your mom doesn't like you.
At 20 any money you get should be for you, with some little household contribution.
If you move out with this salary, sakpa and shege will be your friend.
Let's be realistic.

Please if anyone knows of cybersecurity jobs, please post am here ooooooo. At least that will ginger people to learn as there are jobs for their skills.

Oh a lot of adjustments:
1. I now cook with coal, I bought a coal pot for N12500 last month, and it has been a real cost saver. I consume N400 coal per week.
2. My family have a small garden where we plant � corn, pepper, �, tomato, yam. I can't remember when last I bought ball pepper.
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APC administration taught me serious money management skills.

The weird food I have eaten :
* Rice and Jute(ewedu)
* Agege bread and toothpaste
* Fufu and butter
* Raw pasta and soft drink(Pepsi)
Weird food I have seen
* Noodles, bean with bread together.

Oh my God see beautiful babes everywhere.
If I must marry, it is either Dominican or Brazilian ladies.
Them too fine no lies.
So nah one man dey enjoy all these goodies.
walkbrazil4K please I hope Brazilian ladies are not ruined by feminism ideologies.
Because I don tell my mama and sister say nah Brazilian babe I wan marry.

#skriiiiitatta

Nice.
First deciding your major is very important. This link shows all the majors in MIT EECS Department (https://www.eecs.mit.edu/academics/undergraduate-programs/curriculum/). You are at liberty to choose where you want to major, a strong maths background in algebra is required.
Starting Fall 2022 most major requires 16 different courses as you can see from the aforementioned link. It is recommended to preview/download the 2017 course roadmap, from the course roadmap, you will see that you must have taken courses on Programming and or Mathematics. Once again you are at liberty to take courses in different structures depending on your capabilities. Most course have prerequisite course, you must have finished through with a prerequisite course before starting an aligned or main course[b/]
Please note that to truly benefit, you must take two courses from AUS(Advanced Undergraduate Studies) category and one course from II (independent Inquiry).
Here is a list of OCW Advisory Committee Members ( https://openlearning.mit.edu/advisory-bodies) , you are free to connect with them on your preferred social media.

Recommended Weekly Study Duration : 20 hours.
Recommended Daily Study Duration : 3 hours

Note: 6.031 is same as 6.005, 6.805 has been replaced with SERC (https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/res-tll-008-social-and-ethical-responsibilities-of-computing-serc-fall-2021/) 6.009 is no longer available on OCW. This will be regularly modified to show course code name change.

A sample [b]Computer Science and Engineering roadmap:
6.0001 > 18.01(Core Prerequisite Course) > 6.042J > 18.02(Core Prerequisite Course) > 6.041SC > 6.004 > 6.006 > 6.046J > SERC > 6.033 > 6.005(6.031) > 6.170 > 6.035 > 6.172 + 2 other courses of interest.

You are at liberty to map out your course path, but you must follow the 2022 course requirements. You are free to determine the length of your semester duration.

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DevFisayomi, TastyFriedPussy, olioxx,ARCHEMEDESME. The MIT has updated her CS Bulletin website to include the pathway to a full CS Degree style education at the university.
Link here >> http://catalog.mit.edu/degree-charts/computer-science-engineering-course-6-3/
With this you can start your #MIT_Challenge.

Are you interested in studying Computer Science, Electrical Science and Engineering, Artificial Intelligence and Decision Making at a world renowned University?
MIT EECS Department released the new curriculum for Fall 2022 to enable learners master requisite skills needed in today's evolving technology market.
New courses have been added and modified, especially courses on Algorithm Design, System Design, Probability and Statistics, Computation Structures, Discrete Mathematics etc.

The full list can be found here (https://eecsis.mit.edu/degree_requirements.html#II), the OpenCourseWare equivalent is the bracketed course code. More information about each course can be queried, (for example https://eecsis.mit.edu/degree_requirements.html#II).

A WhatsApp group and Slack channel will be created for Nigerian students partaking in OCW Fall 2022. The purpose of the group is to connect like minded together, official course roadmap will be shared as well.

Note: This is FREEDOM FREE, 100% online and self paced.
If this sounds interesting please signify to be added to the individual groups.

ARCHEMEDESME:
Hi olioxx , could we talk on WhatsApp ?

It is a pleasure bro.

vincijr:
Ethical hacking and penetration testing are the future skills

There are other top cybersecurity skills apart from the aforementioned.

Mstravelindiva please can we converse on a dead thread here on Nairaland?

Mstravelindiva:
If you have experience in cybersecurity, tons of jobs worldwide including the US that would sponsor. That’s the hottest field right now in high demand.

Best wishes!

The above comment of yours prompted me requesting that we converse, GREM almost completed.

lightnlife I disagree with your statement, when has Nigeria ever had 40 degree Celsius heat?
I don't think that has happened recently or ever, so Nigeria weather is better than the heatwave in United Kingdom.

lightnlife:
I presume you didn't get my point.

At the moment, the UK has been around 25 to 29° C. It's only sometime this week that it's estimated to reach 35 - 40°C. Average temperature during the day in Northern Nigeria is around 33 - 35 degree Celsius, during night time it falls to 25-28 degree Celsius and sometimes below.

Hasn't Nigeria been more than 25°C on the average?

25°C is a regular in Sub-Saharan Africa but it isn't in Europe.

People were complaining here at 20-25°C. Now imagine what it'd be for them at 30-40 with low humidity?

I understand you better now.

Firefyta:
Jigawa state at some point in this 2022 recorded way beyond 43°C severally

I am sorry to say this, but this is very hard to believe. Can I see the weather forecast of that period in time.

Could this the next big travel thread after DanielHouston's?
naijamanyoutube please keep it going, I am following steady steady.
I can actually believe stories here, due to the fact that you know fellow nairalanders in diaspora.

Fahdiga:
Daniel Houston's was the best ever detailed travel diary on nairaland. So bad that wicked people decided to ruin it by unnecessary bickering.

Yes you can say that again. I like to call his thread "The Definitive Guide to Travelling to Germany"

justwise Whitehorse charlyeke yomz1e yamakuza despam quest55 Isuata
Please do you know how someone can get a Cyber Forensic job in Nigeria with a security service or agency(private or public) ?
This person is soon to complete a SANS course on Windows Forensic. If you have any information or pointers, I'll appreciate.
I am asking for a friend.

Official language of the Oriental Republic of Uruguay is Spanish. If you understand Spanish you can live in majority of South American countries.
I am beginning to love South America.

Damscodammy1:
Sha dy nur slum ni?

How old is your stupidity?

Damscodammy1:

over sabi is eating u up,hope u knw?
how does my question relate to dis?.
mtcheww.
rest e gt y i ask.u dnt hv to quote if u cnt relate.face ur side.

Thanks for the advise, I will face my side because it isn't worth arguing with a low IQ person like you. Look at your written English, how broken it is.

walkbrazil4k I am not really a novice in Geography, I had always known that the official language of Brazil is Portuguese , infact understanding Spanish will make understanding Portuguese relatively easy, since they are both Romance language .

walkbrazil4k:
Olioxx bro,if you understand Spanish it won't be easy to learn Portuguese,but some words are similar but they are different, if you see South Americans in my Portuguese class struggling with Portuguese fear go catch you, lol. , I use to think the same before but Brazilioans actually told me that it is not easy at all,but I think Spanish is easy to learn, but Portuguese is hard.

walkbrazil4k I totally agree at the bolded. I remember while learning Spanish - I used a Paul Noble booklet, and a Spanish dictionary - it was relatively easy.
Although, now I am rusty with Spanish, but I understand the basics, like converting English words to Spanish, basic greetings etc.

saintkeppy:
Honestly, Brazilian babe are specifically made, hairs, flat tummy,hips, a$$.

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You Gerrit.

walkbrazil4k:


Yes Spanish, Colombia also have beautiful ladies , I would be doing another series on South American women

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Nice nice, waiting patiently for this.

airsaylongcome thanks for the info. Modified my post already.

iLegendd, chukwuebuka65 and Melaye were you guys successful with the construction of the no-fuel generator?
Please urgent replies are needed so as to know the next line of action.

These certs are quite expensive, so once you have funds try get them, it makes difference. In addition, as you are developing your hard(technical) skills also develop your soft skills because your soft skill is equally or more important than just hard skills.
In 2022 sometimes soft skills is the difference between getting that job or not, soft skills is also the difference between someone earning Xdollars and another person earning Ydollars.
Jobberman has a soft skill training, do your research on that.

karlxavier I'll highly suggest Cyber Security or Full-Stack Web Development.
Why?
CyberSec has a really high job prospect, the stats shows a lot of unfilled positions. With cybersec skills you can relocate abroad and source for jobs, and if fortunate you can get a sponsored job. CyberSec has massive job opportunities and pays well.
Fullstack Web Dev is also profitable too.
If you go the CyberSec route, please try to get a SANS(GIAC) certification with the exception of Pentration Testing, for that OSCP it is.

karlxavier since you are currently enrolled in a course on cybersecurity, and the end goal is to get a job in that field. I would recommend three European countries based on your aforementioned criteria, these are:
i. Germany
ii. Estonia
iii. Finland
Some Estonian universities offers a BSc degree in cybersecurity(please research on this).
For jobs German and Finnish companies are very responsive.
Wishing you goodluck.

I wont recommend you watching YouTube videos, instead I will suggest FreeCodeCamp(https://freecodecamp.org). An entire sub-section is dedicated towards
CSS Flexbox, CSS Grid and Animation.
Learn the concept first before any video watching. In addition, the Mozilla Developer Network can come in handy, on
your VSCode edition, once you write a rule, and you dont understand any property inside the rule, hover over it, you should see an MDN link where you can learn more.
#cheers

temitayo315:
Tech has really being gaining ground faster in every sector. The earlier you get into it, the better for you. So here I will highlight the most demand Tech skill in 2022.

3. CYBERSECURITY

The average cyber security salary in the US is $115,867 per annum. The salary for entry-level positions starts at $87,666 per year, whereas the most experienced professionals make up to $165000 +.

SOURCE: https://teetaryo.com/11-most-in-demand-tech-skills-to-learn-in-2022/

Cyber Security all the way √√.
As a part maintainer of OpenSecurityTraining you can learn in-demand Cyber Security skills such as, x86-64 Assembly, OS Internals(Intel Architecture), Vulnerability Analysis, Firmware Analysis etc. Learn from industry professionals today, and what's more, it is FREE.
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Kazzytman316:
Step 1: Login as an administrator

Step 2: Go-To This PC-> C Drive-> Users-> locate and rename the username with an extension[b] .old, .oold or .olld[/b]

Step 3: Switch user your administrative account and sign in with user's ID, upon opening the windows will prompt you to close or sign out choose sign-out.

Step 4: Login again as an Administrator.

Step 5: [/b]Type[b] Regedit on your search box and open

Step 6: Follow this: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE -> SOFTWARE -> MICROSOFT -> WINDOWS NT-> CURRENT VERSION -> PROFILE LIST

Step 7: Look out for the file that has .BAK extension.... that's the one you are to delete.

Step 8: After deleting the file(s) with .bak extension, Sign out admin and restart the system, then Login.

Step 9: That's all

In addition to this, in the regedit key hive(HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE -> SOFTWARE -> MICROSOFT -> WINDOWS NT-> CURRENT VERSION -> Run and RunOnce), if you find suspicious .exe or script files, then it means your system is compromised.
As someone mentioned earlier, check your data and time to ensure it displays correctly.
Modified
What version of Windows OS are you using?
If Windows 7, then might be system conflict, if it is Windows 10, in addition to the aforementioned, if it doesn't work, just reinstall a new Windows or better yet install Ubuntu.

I first of all worked for the money, but now it is for the passion. Reverse Engineering(and Malware Analysis) has been so interesting to me for a long time now, actively grinding in that space.
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halaqasa:
Op

This baby girl fine oooohhhh

Shey I no go enter Brazil for tourist visa like this

Make I hook one church girl enter naija

E be many things walahi

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I don talk am before and I go talk am again, Brazilian and Dominican ladies are the epitome of beauty. I just love their honey colour type of skin, I was in a discord server call one time with a Brazilian lady, all through the call I just dey admire the girl. She set die.
The shape of there bweast alone sef, (pardon my sexualizing word, but it is true, those ladies arrange no be small)

walkbrazil4k:


How your side bro?

Oga mi, I dey ooo.
I dey enjoy your thread(article) on a steady.
Please extend my warm greetings to the family.