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CAPSLOCKED:
HOW DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, AND MAKE UP YOUR MIND TO GO POST STUPĮD THINGS ON THE INTERNET?

Do you know how you wake up in the morning and decides you are having bacon and bread when you've got only pancake?

Actually there's no correlation between what I'm typing and what you asked. Cherry on.

Ifesinachi22:
I suffered a heartbreak just yesterday.
But i won't commit suicide because of her.

To even imagine it was still that yesterday that i bought a phone for her. She lost her phone and put her Sim in her roommates 2nd phone. I emptied myself and bought a phone for her. She saw my ex pics on my phone and flayed up calling me many names, a womaniser that can sacrifice anything to have her tight pussy. The thank you she will tell me is that am a womaniser that she's done with me. The insult was too much that i blocked her yesterday. I unblocked her this morning and made a threat that if she leaves I'll release her nude. With this i pinned her down. I love her so much and can go to any length to keep her. Am never going to release her nude. But she calmed down immediately she heard this. She has been seeking for advice on Facebook groups the whole of this evening. I've been seeing her "i need advice" on Facebook groups.

She has been loyal since 2pm that i told her this.

Am the boss

Nicely done! I mean look at you! You didn't even sweat to make yourself be that fool again. Again I must applaud your stupidity... Kudos lil fella

hammerU:
IN FACT THAT TAXI MAN AND ALL THE POLICE MEN THAT RESCUED HIM ALONGSIDE THE FISHER MEN SHOULD TAKE HIS PLACE IN THE LAGOON.



WE NEED FEWER IDIOTS AROUND.

The fact I'm agreeing to this is very weird.

Magnoliaa:
...In a sense. Yes, walking on eggshells around your S/O isn't good. But that doesn't call for [/b]rudeness and insensitivity.[b]

True

sammyesx:
Why does relationships have to be this way,,, being careful of what to say and what not to,,,
What to do and what not to..
This life hard oooh

If you have to choose your words, then it's not a relationship.

[quote author= post=86996989]Okay, we get you now.
We got in touch with some people already.
Here is what we have for you.
Their addresses and Telephone numbers......



New Owerri

Address : EEDC Office, New Owerri, Plot SH1, District 10, Umuguma / PH Road, beside CBN Building, Owerri, Imo State
Hotline Phone Number: 084700100
 

Service Centers 

SERVICE CENTERS ADDRESSES.

World Bank Service Center EEDC office, World Bank Estate, Owerri..

Obinze Service Center EEDC Office Obinze, along Obinze Main Market, off Owerri PH Road.

Nekede I Service Center Nekede I, along Old Road, Owerri Nekede Town Road, Nekede.

Nekede II Service Center Nekede II Joy Arena Plaza, poll Bus Stop, Opposite Holy Trinity Anglician Church, Umuoma Nekede.

Umuguma Service Center EEDC Office Umuguma along Ogbosisi Umuguma, Owerri West LGA, Imo State.

Ihiagwa Service Center EEDC Office, Ihiagwa
 

Orlu District

Address : Orlu District Office Building along Asika Ilobi Avenue, Orlu
 
Phone Number: 084700100
 

Service Centers

SERVICE CENTERS ADDRESSES.
Mgbidi Service Center EEDC Office, 138, Onitsha road, Mgbidi.

Ugwu Ogidi Service Center EEDC Office, Ugwu Ogidi, Arondizogu.

Umuaka Service Center EEDC Office, Urban Trade House, Umuaka.


Owerri District
Address : No. 2 Royce Road, Owerri
 
Phone Number: 084700100
 

Service Centers

SERVICE CENTERSADDRESSES.

Emekuku Service CenterEEDC Service Centre, Emekuku.

Nwaorieubi Service CenterEEDC office, Nwaorieubi, Owerri.

Akwakuma Service CenterEEDC Office at 159 Orlu Road, Akwakuma.

Ulakwo Service CenterEEDC Office, Ulakwo, near Ekeoha Market Square.


EEDC Office, along umualum Road, Uratta opposite Anglician Church.

Mbieri Service Center
EEDC Office, beside Afor Mberi Market Square, Mbaitoli
Naze Service Center.

EEDC Office Naze, beside Nkwo Naze Market

Mbaise District
Address : EEDC office, Ahiazu, Mbaise
 
Phone Number: 084700100
 

Service Centers

SERVICE CENTERS ADDRESSES.

Umulowo Service Center EEDC Office, Umulowo, Obowo along Obowo-Umuahia Road, by St. Peter Catholic Church, Obowo.

Amaraku Service Center.
EEDC Service Centre, Amaraku, near Amaraku Market along Owerri/Okigwe Road.

Ikeduru Service CenterEEDC Office,Enoch Iwueze house, Amawuozuzu Iho, Ikeduru.

Isiala Mbano Service Center.
Isiala Mbano/Okohia Old Post Office Hall, Isiala Mbano.

Avuvu Service CenterEEDC Office, Avuvu, beside St Charles Catholic Church by Filling Station.


Obiangwu Service Center.
EEDC Office, ObiangwuOkpofe Service CenterEEDC Office, Okpofe, opposite CKC parish Church, Okpofe


Try to get in touch with the necessary authorities close to you.
We hope this helps to some extent......

[/quote]Thanks mate.

LosC:
At the Bolded. Trust me, there's an Indigene that works with EEDC and he/she is aware of the happenings.
You're also living in a foreign land and you need to be cautious of your actions too.
If i may ask, what's the population of the non indigenes like?

None indigenes are greater in number.

GreenRose22:
How does a lady have a, uh, di.ck? You a transgendered?

Thailand babe's got dick.

Nmezor:
you are a male right?

I think so.

Martinez39s:
Ubunja, Omar09, and CAPSLOCKED, can you people do this?

If it's chilled and comes with meat, otherwise Heineken is OK by me whether hot or cold.

[quote author= post=86997415]So this news is not true then

EEDC promises 20-hour electricity supply in Imo 

By Chinonso Alozie – Owerri

The Enugu Electricity Distribution Company, EEDC, yesterday, said it has concluded plans to provide electricity supply up to 20 hours a day in Imo State.

The EEDC, head of communications, Emeka Ezeh, disclosed this to newsmen in Owerri.

EEDC, said it was made possible after the commission has completed two power projects to the tune of N200 million to up the power supply in major parts of the state, one of which was the Oguta 33KV double circuit line.

Ezeh narrated: “In line with her commitment towards improving the socio-economic state of the South East region, the Enugu Electricity Distribution PLC (EEDC) recently completed two major projects in Imo State.


“These projects, which is estimated at over N200 million are: a dedicated 33KV line constructed for one of the company’s industrial customer, Alex Aluminium Company; and Oguta 33KV double circuit line. Both lines will radiate from Egbu Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) Station[/quote]The news is true. It's just that the community where I live hoards the light from us. And I thought the EEDC could look into it and I'm sure my community are not remitting money to them.

Modified

Tag me I said!

LosC:
Calling for assistance is another terrible mistake.

Any tips from you?

cRobo:
Love don't exist

Learned mine early enough.

helinues:
This is Nigeria where everything goes

Not when money is involved. As EEDC will make a whole lotta money.

[quote author= post=86996989]Okay, we get you now.
We got in touch with some people already.
Here is what we have for you.....[/quote]Tag me when you drop the tip. Pls.

lonikit:
u may have a point but sincerely, i av tested her in so many ways.i think she is my ideal woman. i have peace of mind

to ur 2nd question, i tink many factors could have been the cause. but judging from her last relationship that i witnessed, her humility and submissiveness were taking for foolishness by her ex.

I'm not trying to discourage you, you have made your decision and that's cool. So long as you have peace, that's awesome.

But on the part of testing her and she passed them all, you can not test those who invented the word test. Women invented "test" as a word in the world of gaming.

Wish you a happy married life bro. So long as it's your decision and no one forced or manipulated you into marrying her.

[quote author= post=86996817]Rule 2 to be successful in life : If you decide to throw stones at every dogs that bark at you on the road, you will never get to where you are going! [/quote]Copied that.

[quote author= post=86996479]Excuse us, we don't understand your second message,
We thought you called us here for help!
And we came here to help as much as we can.
So, What's up with the shaking of head?!
Please make your message clear before we go further.
Thanks![/quote]I want to report the community where I live for mismanagement of light and to make sure the meter gets to us. We are under EEDC. So I called you in because you are conversant with politics and I thought maybe you could point me in the right direction. Any tips?

Martinez39s:
Single mothers and evening newspapers are always nice until you marry them.

This reminds me of the story of [/i]The scorpion and the frog[i].

For those who don't know about it, here it is

^{[/sup] The scorpion and the frog met at the bank of a river, and both wants to cross to the other side of the river. The frog obviously could swim whilst the scorpion couldn't. The scorpion begged the frog to help him cross over to the other side since both are headed same way, the frog refused saying "you will sting me". The scorpion replied "how can I sting you since you are helping me cross the river, besides if I sting you, you will die and I will drown" The frog refused still. And some how the scorpion managed to convince the frog to help it cross over to the other side with the promise of never to sting the frog. The frog later agreed. Whilst they were crossing the river and right in the middle of the river, the scorpion stung the frog.. To death.. And while both where drowning, with the last breath the frog had, it asked the scorpion "why did you sting me, you promised you will never?"
And the scorpion replied the frog "it's in my nature. You can never change me"}


Both drowned and died.

Morale lesson, you cant change the nature of anyone, and one shouldn't fall for their frail promise. SM and evening newspapers are always nice to men whom they view can be their suitor. Don't fall for that.

LilMissFavvy:
What do you mean by she is aged? Such a shameful thing to say about a lady of 33-34. I don't know if you are immature or if you do not love your lady enough. All the guys above, writing negative things may be entangled in bitter relationships with younger ladies, they may be people who are so rude that love may never find them. They have never been in love. Listen to them at your own risks.

Registery marriage isn't expensive, so you can pay her bride price, then do Registery marriage. In future you both can do anniversary.

Menopause differs in women, most ladies experience menopause at 45yrs. Poor nutrition/lifestyle can trigger menopause to happen earlier than normal no doubt.

There was a thread in family section where a guy was in love with a 39yrs old lady, he was 5yrs younger. He was mature, unlike you, you sound childish,The guys family said no, the guy stood his ground, the guys mum said she will only agree if the girl gets pregnant, but the guy/girl/brides family said that the girls church do not wed pregnant brides. That guy updated that thread, according to him, she gave birth to twins, she got pregnant shortly after marriage. I am not saying you should continue to waste your gals time, go for Registery marriage.

Noice story. Very touching.

CAPSLOCKED:
HERE IN IBADAN WE'VE NOT SEEN LIGHT FOR 8 MONTHS.

I do not wish to be in your area rn.

[quote author= post=86996133]Brb ma'm......[/quote]Dude! This is where you jump in suggesting places I could report them! Smh

I didn't know where to post this. Mods pls help me.

you know a lot in this area I need your help.

Lalasticlala

Currently I stay in Imo state, and in my neighborhood, we've had enough of the indigenes and their bullsh.it with how they are maltreating we the tenants via light. They are in much control of the light. They heaped heavy bills on us the tenants yet we still pay without complaints and I got to find out that they indigenes don't pay too tho that is not my problem. My problem is, we pay 2k (two thousand naira) per month (depending on the house and if you borehole), yet we may only use 2wks of light when calculated. Sometimes we stay for over a week without lights yet we pay electric bills. If you don't pay, they cut your wire and you will pay reconnection fee. Now they have imposed another bill on us up to 5k (five thousand naira) a month on us! How do I report this so that where I live everyone gets a metre?


Martinez39s CAPSLOCKED anyone?

Ladylite:
Oh no dear, do not overate your beauty, part of being beautiful is being humble and letting people tell you about your beauty.

Character is what people can feel threatened by, not beauty my sister. Beauty without character will leave you with users and "frenemies".

Don't come here telling us that you are beautiful. Let us be the judge of that. Self worship is a waste of time

Actually people are threatened by beauty. It is what we see first before character.

CAPSLOCKED:
WHY ARE YOU TRAUMATIZED BY HER OPINION?


MARTINEZ39S.UBUNJA.MICHELLEKABOD2.
I'M ON MY WAY TO PM MISS UNIVERSE AGAIN TODAY, AFTER WHICH OMAR09 WILL SEND A DIK-PIK

If I'm gonna get some dunes pic. I like dunes. Send me dunes n I will send you my dik-pik

Three.some it is.

MrSurd:
Relationship and marital blogger have taken to Instagram to share her opinion on the matter of women feeding and taking care of men in marriage and relationships.......

Continue reading below


https://knaija.com/2020/02/26/women-should-not-give-men-any-thing-in-relationship-blessing-ceo-says/

Something tells me she stole this advice.

vizkiz:
Bro...It is no stereotype but the absolute truth.

The level of favoritism that goes into being the only son is astonishing!

You are likened to the “Golden egg” who will carry the family’s legacy (hence being a spoilt child). Don’t allow the 21st century’s manipulation that all child are equal deceive you. You will always get favored by your parents than your siblings.

This one you are complaining about being the only son, what do you want those of us who are the First born son to do?

Do you know the level of misconception directed towards our path? Abeg abeg no vex me this afternoon

First sons their own eh... You can not behave as you like, you deh mad?! Though we still get favored Sha pass our other siblings but as for misbehaving lie lie..

tiwiex:
Good riddance. I think our guy did the right thing by not being more than her friend. Her true color don show. She had no emotions towards him all along. It's not easy to cut people off abruptly. Only people with narcissist tendencies do that. I think he dodged a bullet.

Bro I cut people off easily. It's not a narcissistic behavior but I don't operate on emotional level. She did the right thing for herself. That's what red pill has teaching us.

Blu03:

massage your womb area a bit.
Or get a doctor to check if your hymen has a hole.

Meh... I'm good.

Blu03:



Till now, mine is still irregular...
Weird!

When do I start expecting? Ps I'm over 18y of age.