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ubunja:
mention the usual suspects when you do post bro.
Mart.inez39
Martin.ez39s
Om.ar09
Young.zedd
Capslo.cked
Ub.unja
Etc.

I'm always ready to read n consume anything.

fattprince:
Yeah. Funny how she doesn't want to date me but don't want me dating another girl. So you get it now.
BTW do you know me like offline?

Nah I don't.

No be two of them born the pikin? If the man can baby sit his kid when he is on leave, no p.

If a man can't go out or has refused to source for means of livelihood for his family, he should take the role of a wife in the family. You don't expect the woman to do her role and do that of his.

CAPSLOCKED:
NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE SO UNIMAGINATIVE AND BORING, BUT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEND THAT PSYCHIATRIC ESCAPEE CASALINDA PICTURES OF YOUR GENITALS THE OTHER DAY.
THEY'RE BORING, THEY'RE UGLY, BUT 2/4 NA UNA DE LINE UP FOR THEIR DM BEGGING FOR REPLIES.

You know you are a buzz kill? This will make me not come on here ever again. Not even with another moniker.

fattprince:
Well a girl came to buy goods at my shop one December. I've been seeing her and I kind of find her attractive. So she bought the stuff and there was no change. I asked her to come back and she came back later. But because I wanted to see her again I told her no change yet but she said she wanted to go buy something so I gave her money she went to buy whatever she wanted to buy and gave me my balance. So I said " oh, I had change I just wanted you to come back so I can see you" she didn't say anything she just left. 10 minutes later boom she came back and just sat there. I was like you want to buy another thing she said "no, I just came to keep your company" a girl I've never spoken to before that day. And she said she has never seen me before. We are very good friends now sha and it's over a year. Though she said she doesn't like me for date but will discourage me from dating any girl. Just recently she called me to know where I was I told her I traveled to see my girl. She said God punish my girlfriend. I asked her why, she said because I never told her I had a girlfriend. [/b]Funny right?[b].

Nope. Maybe I'm missing something here.

When I was in the dating market... A girl once took my number cause she needed help with math and when we got chatting we never talked about math. It was funny, but I didn't go on with the girl after I found out her age. She was 17 and I don't do immature girls.

Sixfeetbelle:
Do you have proof of such claim?

Trust me, men who have distinguished themselves through sexual discipline do not spend the rest of their life with people who are morally loose. Even serial cheaters know they've overstayed their welcome in a marriage with a disciplined man. They either change or divorce him, or karma does the job by removing them through randy playboys.

I was such proof. Tbh the right way to put this should have been THE MAN WHO REMAINS SEXUAL DISCIPLINED AVOIDS A LOT OF DISEASES IN ONE'S LIFE. not some having a faithful wife or girlfriend cause that is far fetched in the generation.

Jesus... Fooking... Christ. It's already 289 pages?

You like this comment I cough on you.

Michellekabod2:
@Omar09,that is the thing,you make it feel like I took the thread personally,whereas it is a collation of your recent disposition on NL that gives me the horrific opininion of you.
I Still maintain you are a sexist,filled with bias and hate for women and mask it underr "truth". I am tempted to add liar to the list ,as I remember you vividly saying "everyone has the right to stigmatize others",you made that shameful statement. It wasn't about me or the thread but that statement but all I have ever stood for my entire life,but you keep believing erroneously that I took the thread personally even though there are many that disagreed with me on that thread that I still communicate with till now. You made a shameful statement,and will keep making more shameful statements under the banner of everyone has the right to say what they wish,and slowly you will lose your regard and respect on this forum(if you have got any left)

No one gives a rat ass about what you support or believe,so saying it the umpteenth time makes no impact,especially from a biased sexist. Its about the messenger here and not just the message,I will normally reason with and ponder on some people's opinions but not you when I have written you off as not capable of making sound judgment without bringing in gender bigotry. I usually scroll past your posts without reading them,until now when I felt it is high time you knew how much you have messed up yourself
This will be the last mention you will ever get from me on this forum.
I will deactivate if I wish,and not because of you going beserk.Your whining and tantrums will be ignored so far as it has been ignored for some time now.
Take this from me,you are on a lost path. This is where I will end discussion with you on this forum.

I wish you the best in life

I am not here to please anybody but myself. So your opinion about me doesn't matter. Still NO ONE WILL NOTICE IF YOU QUIT HERE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ARE DOING ANYONE A FAVOR BEING HERE OR QUITTING.

3sixtylaughs:
I am an undergraduate studying computer science. I asked a girl out some days ago who is also a student in the same school and she said I should give her some time to think about it and that she will give me feed back today. So today, we met and the first thing she did was ask me to lend her some money that she will pay back by next month. I told her I would check my account to see if I can part with the amount she mentioned for that length of time and that I'll get back to her the next day. Then I went ahead to ask her about our previous discussion and what she had decided. She responded by saying she will let me know of her decision before weekend.
Now, giving her the money might not be so much the problem but right now am feeling like she is using the situation to extort money from me.
What should I do?
P.S let's be matured and pls no insults .
THANK YOU

How dare you ask for no insults! No insults no advice!

Although you should run!

Sixfeetbelle:
Just because it's a need doesn't mean he has to satisfy it. Some men choose the celibate lifestyle cause they understand the mantle of leadership they carry on their head. They know and are disciplined enough to understand that sex is not a prerequisite for a fulfilled life.

Any man that has absolute control of his penis is on his way to greatness and a fulfilled life. That man is disciplined and is a rare gem.

Such men women cheat on. Such men loose their wives to randy playboys! So shut the hell up!

Blu03:
simply ensuring that females have the same opportunities as men. And their Rights are regarded...
As of now, some communities still consider female education to be a waste of time and resources.

And the best thing to do is clamor for gender equality on the internet? Ever thought of taking it those places where female education is seen as strange. Remember the real feminist brought this equality to Nigeria in persons of Mary Slaysor...

Michellekabod2:
You know what the two posters who shammed the birthday celebrant did is wrong,but it matters not to you since its not your fellow red pill friends that are victims of such trolling. If it were ubunj@ or m@rtinez that was trolled in such a manner will you call me out for my post?

Its high time you did a thorough introspection of how this forum is influencing your judgment

They two trollers did wrong no doubt about that and I don't support it. But what I detest so much is someone feeling funky in large forum like this. Already did and I'm still gonna— you wanna deactivate and leave, do it already. You don't owe anyone your presence and neither should anyone be grateful for your presence here.

Hell ubunj@ and m@rtinez gets trolled here, usually I don't even jump in. I still maintain the fact that I am not biased. And if I recall correctly, I typed and in quote "everyone has the right to his/her opinion.." this means if one has to have a stigma against another, he or she has that right. Unless by unavoidable mistake, one should not complain if one gets into such stigmatized condition and I DO NOT SUPPORT SINGLE MOTHERHOOD. And then I went on to say" everyone has the right to start out life new, so why will one make use of her own and don't want another to exercise his"?

I'm asking you to deactivate. Do us that favor. We will miss you.

AnalQueenluci:
Will u miss my absent darling?

You are not MissGhosted. I don't even know you.

Michellekabod2:
is it so hard to ignore my posts as I have been ignoring yours lately?

Quite frankly it isn't. But that one got to me. I'm gonna deactivate... Yen yen... Get with it already.

You can't be saying "the stupidity on nairaland is getting to you" when you are not without sin.
YOU ARE DOING NO ONE HERE A FAVOR! GET WITH IT ALREADY.

If you are gonna stay longer fine stay and quit yapping about quitting when you know quite well you ain't going anywhere.

Just wanna let you know, you absence is still same as your presence. Nothing's changed. Damn it!

Ariza:
So much insecurity in displayed in a single post. If her comment does not bother your existence you wouldn't read much meaning into it and probably ignored like others did.

I guess it pains that someone is getting sick of the foolery you all display here. Honestly any sane being will understand Michelle's plight only fools will find it offensive. Which are you? Don't respond, read and decide within you.

Are you Michellekabod2?

AnalQueenluci:
Now listen ,her presence is cherished among women, she has a strong reputation of settling quarrels , I was fighting with d annoying budaatum she settle us , when stupid rekhina is fighting with Funmisticqueen she settled Dem as well ,while u guys enjoy it .she spoils ur plans though that's y u hate her

No! I don't hate her. In fact I liked her better than you others (of course not better than MissGhosted my darling and husbandsnatcha whom I'm beginning to have a thing for). I like her cause I thought she was different turns out she's still the same pussy carrier. I still like her tho. But still her absence is still the same as her presence.

AnalQueenluci:
Shut up hater, is high time we likemind ladies form a strong team to push u guys outta here

This isn't the first time she's said something like that. Her presence does not affect me neither will I feel her absence. But saying "looks like I'm going to stay away from this site" I mean it's like she's doing someone if not all of us a favor being around. And her presence hasn't done much to us neither will her absence. So she wanna quit, she should get with it already!

crackkhaus:
I no even understand.. are you not male or is this sarcasm?

It's sarcasm.

Hastobetrue:
I am tired of trying, I just want to get it right.
In search for something TRUE


A man from 35 upwards
A WORKING British (I mean should have his papers and have job, RESPONSIBILITY is topmost)
I want a lover of God but not a FANATIC
It doesn't matter if you are a single dad, divorced or widowed (just be a wonderful man, husband, father and companion)


I am a very lovely lady
A single mum
No I don't live in England
Nigerian
In my 30s
I won't ask for what I dont/can't give

If you are tired of not getting it right too and ready to settle down soon, kindly shoot me an email hastobetrue21@gmail.com

**Please if you are arrogant and full of pride don't email me
I could be nasty **

There could be a dude you are friendzoning....oh well, it isn't love you are looking for. I just know exactly what you looking for.

crackkhaus:
Hussler...

I have someone who fits this profile, mum's younger brother (45 above though).
He's divorced and has full custody of his son...

But I'll be damned to connect him to any bloody Nigerian opportunist looking for quick immigration.

Rubbish

You greedy lot. Alright! Have him to yourself! Eat alone shall... Is it die or dye?

Michellekabod2:
Its high time I reduce my stay on this forum,the stupidity of some naira landers are getting into me...like why the hate? Does it benefit anyone in anyway?

HELLO YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYONE A FAVOR BEING AROUND OR DEACTIVATING.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THEIR PRESENCE IS WORTH GOLD.

raphretle:
YEAH BUT YOU MUST "BELONG"

I so wanna belong

Blu03:
Before we start, let me drop some pictures. If you can relate, shout out...

Last picture explains a lot. Virgo.

Lostz:
Funmi you are trolling yourself with your other moniker or you begged him to post this to prove you are not single?

Had this thought and decided to think differently.

Michellekabod2:
you are right,my time has passed and I will be clocking 43 years next month,so why should I rethink my life since I am already old?

C'MON! BE SPECIFIC WITH YOUR AGE!

raphretle:
IF YOU ARE GIVEN 1 BILLION NAIRA TO STAY AWAY FROM SEX AND OTHER ROMANTIC STUFF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.. WOULD YOU ACCEPT ??

WE CAN BE PAID FOR THIS?

Leezah:
Staying in a relationship just because you love someone is not enough, Love is not all you need.
Respect, Reassurance, Happiness and knowing everyday that you are their favorite person is all you need. Otherwise, learn to love yourself instead.

Munzy14:
How can he go ahead to marry another man's problem?
single mom is a no no, unless a man is ready to accept his faith.

No matter what, seeing her kids, reminds her what went through in the first marriage or her mistakes..

This is what we have been preaching.

EDDYBABA01:
Hey NL, something have been bothering me ever since last year, sorry don’t mind my English and typo...

Their is this girl I have been dating, I fell in love with her and we started dating I love her so much but she is older than me with 2yrs I don’t have any problem with that but my mum and dad re against it. And my mum love that girl because she is an Harding and prayerful girl. But that age she doesn’t like it. And the girl is too matured in the face that maybe if I stand with her people might think that she is my elder sister lol or whatever . But I love her. If I break up with her now I will really feel the pain. This girl has all the qualities. When I say all I mean all. The only thing is that she is not romantic.

[/b]She don’t like talking about sex but she is learning it now with me now.[b] But she is not damn romantic... sometimes I insult her call her names even to the extend to telling her that she is in my life for my money yet she never give up on me. I don’t know what to do.
She is not even supporting me in anyway I have been the one spending. Her family is poor and my family is average. What do you guy think. I am the only son and first son of my family. And I want a relationship that will lead to marriage. I am from abia state. And right now

Lol. I am ready to mingle with a serious girl of 22 23 24 . Who is matured and understandable thanks

Any girl older than 24 and tells you she doesn't do sex talk is lying to you.
@ the bolded, she isn't learning anything. She wants to portray that good girl that you wanted to see you. And also she was just pelting your ego.

I have to say this. YOU CAN PEE ANYWHERE YOU DEEM FIT. I WAS IN OCHANGA MARKET AND I WAS PRESSED AND I ASKED SOMEONE TO DIRECT ME TO WHERE I WILL USE THE REST ROOM, I GOT THERE AND I WAS CHARGED N50 TO USE THE REST ROOM. I CHANGED MY MIND, GOT TO THE PARK AND PEED ON THE TIRE OF THE BUS I BOARDED TO MY STATE.

Hilarious!

lequama10:
so because it happens to your uncle, it's automatically will happen to you right? Shit happens my brother. Your mom can advice you will always know better only if you ignore the signs. God help with your choices..

Bro it happened to my uncle, it will happen to me if I decide to marry a single mom. My uncle's parents kicked against his marriage because my uncle was young and vibrant and decided to marry someone older than him who is a single mom with kids already!