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ebby9z:
This is a no-no. A real alpha let's a girl knows he wants to have sex with her straight up. Pandering to women's wims in order to have sex is a manipulative behaviour common with Beta males.
On valentine's day, the girl who came around to my place isn't my girlfriend neither my friend at all. We are just sex mates. I told her from our first conversation online that I wanted to be shifting her pants. She laughed and called me funny. But here we are.
Read "Mode One" By Allan Currie please.

Bro I never ruled out being straight forward would work. It does work but not on all women. Ever heard of "don't discuss your relationship with a woman" by CRP? @bolded, that's not coming out straight. You coated your word. "shifting pants" it's hilarious and what if she didn't show up, you could have passed that off as a joke. Inviting her to your place, and she shows up means she understands the signal of I will Bleep you. Unless you built that rapport from the get go then it's possible to be straight forward. Sometimes it's difficult to build that straight forwardness from the get go. And it doesn't work on all girls. Those type of girls are the minority. The majority would not discuss sex directly with you but the so much wanna fvck you.

Bartork:
Thanks

You welcome.

Kelechi009:
I hope you shaved your valentine gift?

Yup, but only did it cause of hygiene.

Bartork:
You aint last

STFU, you f00l. Look what you caused.

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Firstorderwizard:
Gift/money to Girlfriend= 2× Gift to mama.
This is how I apply it.
First I consider my mama to be my main girlfriend/lover that will stay even if the whole world reject me ( everyother girl na side chick).

If bae ask me for #20,000. I'll double the money and send to my main faithful chick(mama) first before I give her the 20k.
The implication is that if I don't have 60k to give away,then her request will either be turned down or reviewed.
It's working for me though and guess what?
Mama is living large now.

Criticism is welcome though

This is good.

galadima77:
Save for those who really need salvation, some ideas outta remain unsaid amongst like minds!

Thumbs up!

Abi. They no want saving. I see how they reject salvation and yet cry foul. They are beginning to behave like women who will have the solution to their problems and not use it but will cry foul when it hurts them causes more damages. I think the role are being exchanged between both gender. And it's bad.

ayomikuolatunji:
Nice one from you nigga... Don't give her face again.Give her the attitude until she leaves. Don't give a Bleep about her. Don't continue with a cheating partner.... Never try that. Remember the future. Women now cheat like men. Not all sha but large percentage of them. Be a alpha male with sound future and money in the account. Settle with an achieved woman not a all the hoes parading as girlfriend. My own advice oo

I think it's better to call it quit than give her attitudes. It doesn't show how mature one is by giving attitude.

tommyken:
I discover she is cheating on me with a guy in her IT but I played cool and pretended like I was blind, deaf and I dont care. yesterday valentine she came to my house and while we discussing she told me I dont truely love, that if I do I should have confronted her or the guy that she wanted me to get jealous to test my love for her.

I sat her down and told her I have more important things to worry about in my life and I have a future to build instead of worrying about who she is cheating with or not. She left with her anger and told me its over and I said the word OK. In the evening she came back and began to apologise for leaving with anger in the afternoon.

Does my refuser to confront her or the guy she is cheating actually shows I dont love her??

Oh my God. Look at you. A girl cheats on you and you remain calm and still relate with her on girlfriend boyfriend level? Gee.. It will be worse if you accepted her back. Because she did it once and you were cool, she'd do it again. And again.

Wailing continues today. Especially those who didn't get their expectations or nothing at all yesterday. First we gonna see how Valentine's day is whack and stupid of which I agree to. Lol

galadima77:
"Alpha fvcks, Beta bucks" is still fresh!

Thanks man! ilegendd

To the OP, you just have be weak to be played.

Cc: Martinez39s, Ubunja, Omar09, Kennedyiheme02, AstroG

What op should do is continue knacking his wife's bestie, without remorse or fear. When problem come out divorce her or she divorces you then marry that her bestie. It's simple.

iLegendd:
You're complaining too much. I guess you're a pastor-to-be. Also, you act like a weak man because of the statement, "But I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it."

Real men want issues while their wives pray for no issues. A relationship where the man does not want issues hardly last. It's more like saying, "I'm afraid of my wife because she is the boss."

I have told men countless times to learn 3 skills, else their marriages or relationships will NEVER last and those skills are

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

You probably have skill 2 and 3, but lack skill 1. They are playing a game and I know the game. Go learn about women and psychology.

When your wife's best friend gets married, your wife will 100% sleep with her friend's husband whether you like it or not. The swinging has already started. They may not even be bisexual or lesbians, but swingers. Though, they exhibited the "bi" attributes.

Modified:

Extra info: I didn't want to say this because it will make you depressed, but I'll reveal it. Your wife is 100% currently sleeping with another man.

That person is probably her ex and he is so great in bed, but as a bad boy, that young man refused to commit, so she dumped him and got married to you before she hits menopause.

She has been cheating with him, but she felt she has betrayed you, so she used her friend to set you up to equalize the cheat.

Now, she no longer feels remorseful. She is so happy the equation is equal. She can now sleep with that young man or those young men day and night without feeling like a LovePeddler or a cheat.

Afterall, she'll say to herself, "I have been with these men and slept with them countless times before I met you. Moreover, you too slept with my friend, so no biggie."

Your wife gained 3 things

1. She is no longer feeling remorseful
2. She is still having the best sex of her life behind your back as she has been having before meeting you
3. If you catch her and accuse her, she will tell you the story of how you first cheated on her with her best friend and paint you as an unfaithful husband

Note: Her best friend has already told her even though they are both acting as if they didn't know what happened. It's all staged. Best friends reveal things to each other they can't even reveal to their parents or spouses. The bond between besties is unexplainable — especially the ones I like to call 'partners-in-crime.'

Women love different sweet dicks and your woman now has the privilege to get as many as she wants without remorse. Why? You did it too and she knows you'll still do it again and again.

She now has the belief that, "For my husband to cheat with my best friend and think I don't know, he can actually cheat with other women, especially his ex, so why shouldn't I cheat with my ex too? After all, if you do me I do you, man no go vex."

Final Tip: Just watch how happier your wife will be nowadays because a huge burden has been lifted off her shoulder. It's just like someone who accidentally killed another woman's child and out of fear, hurriedly buried the child. She will be restless while pretending to be happy — as she silently prays for no one to ever find out. All of a sudden, she woke from sleep and realized it was just a dream.

Do you know how relieved she will feel? That is exactly how your wife is feeling. She believes she can happily fly now like a free bird.

Las las, if yawa gas, she go say na you start am, but truly, she is the one who started the cheating and confided with her partner-in-crime, best friend, to switch the game and make you look like the bad person.

Truly, you are finally the bad person because you weren't man enough to control your marriage and who comes in or how many days a visitor is allowed to stay. That statement you made above is still making me angry. How can a real man say, "But I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it?"

You know I never reasoned this the way you just simmered it down my brain. He should have put his foot down and made it perfectly clear he was uncomfortable with her presence. But they wanna please a woman and displease themselves. And answer a good husband.

Martinez39s:
Here are other memes for the nice guys. I have many of them. I will open a thread for them tomorrow.

Keep the memes rolling, they are my meth

Kennedyiheme02:
see how they attack us here like mad dog's they even get praised by the women here for defending them...

They called me mad man.

Romeo3:
If you know about cars you'll know that brakes can go without the driver knowing. I don't want to say how here. But only a lady knowledgeable about cars will have the time for that.

The brake doesn't mean the pedal.

This scenario only happens when the car is in motion and it's breaks fails. Not when it's not in motion. A good driver will know if his breaks are working without even moving the car. Just by stepping on it when not in motion. Hey, I drive.

AshiraWealthy:
And mrs mechanic what did I say here to warrant your bitter riddled comnent.? You're the dumbest and unintelligent one to think she's going to do it herself without using the help of a professional auto mechanic.
Wise up. Think smartly next time. she suggested it, doesn't mean you have to go finding where it is when you can pay a pro to carry it out as that is what your dumb brain is telling you. Dumb thinking.

Paying a mechanic some cash to carry out a dubious act of revenge? Who is the dumb here? Oh well, your life.

CAPSLOCKED:
LET'S ASSUME THE TRICK WORKS.. AND HE RUNS INTO A SCHOOL BUS KILLING HIMSELF AND ALL 18 INNOCENT SCHOOL CHILDREN.

This is gore. I like it.

Mykel51:
Do I pay after you send the data or before ?

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AshiraWealthy:
Ahahahahaha... Wow... what did I just read? Hmmm...let me perch at a corner and watch as the cheats on Nairaland flood here with their rants to bash her.

You have to first find where it is to pull it. That statement lacks intelligence and so does yours.

This is silly, like he wouldn't know the car break is gone when he is reversing or moves a little to navigate a turn before going speed. That's if you know where the break cord is. Smh

When will this made up story end? I mean I dealt with hearing Ned Nwoko and Regina's story now I have to deal with the story of a nobody in the society? C'mon! You don't want that marriage no one is forcing you to stay. And what, he comes out, what will then happen? Will you still sign it? Damn!

CAPSLOCKED:


WELL THIS MORNING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DECLARED TODAY THE OFFICIAL SEX & MASTURBATĮON DAY... SO ANY OTHER THING IS IRRELEVANT.

Gone three rounds. Don't ask me which.

It's still me. The data guy.

Michellekabod2:
you? An alpha?

They called me a mad man.

CAPSLOCKED:
SO YOU DON'T KNOW MOST OF THESE CLOWNS ARE ALWAYS SINGLE SO THAT THEY CAN GO FOR DATES WITH EVERYONE?

Lol