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Willexmania:
Bad geh... Your Signature says it all

Oya, be a good lil boy and face front.

Willexmania:
lol... I Can oh.... I've Got A Big

It’s obvious you don’t. Anyways, size doesn’t matter. It’s what you do with it that counts

PTSD in action.

I would’ve suggested a screaming Orgasm but apparently, OP can’t afford that.

IJOBA2:
THAT NIGERIAN IS IWUCHUKWU AMARA TOCHI

Yeah. He was found to be innocent afterwards but that’s medicine after death. So sad. �

Oga, you’re an SP. (The latest Police promotion was about 2 months ago).
What rank were you when you went home with an AK47?
At what rank could you take home an AK47 and still afford a Samsung led tv on a Policeman’s salary?
Last time I checked, an AK is not a service pistol and hence must be returned to the armory after your duty.
How come no neighbour of yours cared to find out what was happening even if your family “slept” through the noise?
Did you incident the accidental release and report the loss of ammo?
If you can’t answer any of the above, pls report to Lai Mohammed for immediate employment.

My brother, firstly, from what I’ve heard, pure water business brings in money like ritual money. Lol. I’m not an expert but I believe in entrepreneurship and you can understudy the pure water business for 6 months and decide if you want to delve into it or any other business. You can never go wrong in Food, Clothing or Shelter business.
As for traveling to Canada, FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone makes it look rosy but trust me, for every job you think you deserve $10s, there are 10 Asians and Arabs willing to do it for $3s. Your N9m converted to Canadian dollars isn’t much and when you factor in rent and feeding, it’ll evaporate under 6months and then what?
Hustle hard and become a “Big man” in your country. Canada isn’t what it used to be. It’s now overcrowded with immigrants and they have an edge over you cos your Naija Masters without years of experience might not measure up to an immigrant that has worked for 10 years in McDonald’s as a petty cashier in the U.S.
Anyways, your money, your decision. Good luck

She’s hunting for another Tagbo who’ll warm her bed when the kids are asleep

Odin’s Gonna have some fresh meat tonight. Bingo style loading......

Original Bridezilla. Emenike haff enter one chance. No wonder most celebrities just have baby mamas. No wedding, No divorce, No problem.

Me thinks that Nairaland should have a Children’s section and some mods to do the needful.

Omeokachie:
A child should not play again?

How many adults here did not get toy guns and 'banger' as gift during Christmas as a child?


Abeg clear road joor.

My dear, don’t mind them. Anything to make headlines. I grew up in the North way before this insurgency started and even as kids, we made “guns” out of wood and metal so we could play “police n thief” and “Swords” so we could mimic the Ninjas we saw in Chinese martial arts movies. All I see is an innovative child who has made a toy for himself as his parents obviously cannot afford one for him. He’s not worse than the average American kid who uses rubber guns and axes while playing Cowboys n Indians.

Without using google, Lalastica, What is Prince Harry’s surname?

We keep hearing about Evans but whatever happened to this guy?

Nina and Miracle right now be like .....

alphacyborg:
iPhone: We are pleased to announce that our iphone XI is now in the market.

Unilag girls:

Seun, pls we need a LWKMD button.

Waste of data

DeadRat:




You Caused It For Yourself... Why Did You go To A Native Doctor? The Native Doctor Said That you Should Enter The Bathroom Nake.d when On Your Period, he Told you to Pretend You Locked The Door and That The First Person To See You nake.d Will Never Look At Another Woman Till He Dies, you Agreed Thinking Your Boyfriend Would Fall For It. Unfortunately It Was His Cousin... Bear The Consequences Of Your Sins. The Sweetheart And Darling he Calls You Are Signs That, "Juju Love Never Dies"

Even a broken clock is correct twice in a day.

BabaRamota1980:
Thanks for sharing that you were witness to a turbulent and domestic abuse union that got increasingly disturbing over time but never called the police to help this woman and her daughter. You are indeed a great citizen!

Well done Oga. How many times have you called police over two people fighting? Next time I’ll dial 911. My people say you can never cry more than the bereaved. If she was not happy with her relationship, she would’ve moved on. Apparently, she had her reasons for staying even if such said reasons might have led to her losing her life.

People should keep quiet and stop making noise just to get 10 seconds of fame. I live directly opposite Zainab in Belavista apartments of Banana island. She’s had a turbulent relationship with her husband and we’ve separated a lot of fights between the duo. The last fight even involved the security men in the estate. They had a fight and he locked the main entrance door to prevent us from entering and separating the fight as usual. The other occupants who were 2 kids and an adult were locked in the adjoining room and could not have access to the living room (anyone who knows Belavista would understand what I mean). She was found dead in the kitchen along with her 4 year old daughter and as usual, the abusive husband is the suspect. Investigators are still awake n the matter so till then, no one but GOD knows what exactly happened. It’s sickening to see how people are milking this tragedy for cheap popularity. Let her family grieve in peace.

I normally don’t insult people but Devil will punish that woman. Imagine videoing her hubby molesting their househelp, not once or even twice and not confronting him only to use it 4 blackmail. Aunty, housemaid na person pikin too oooo. �����

Hi. I’m a novice in building and I need a cost estimate for a 5 bedroom duplex with penthouse. Firstly from excavation to DPC. Building plan says estimated size of building is 167 sqm and d DPC level must be +450 (dunno what that means). It has 23 box pillars and 3 round pillars. Pls cost estimate must include quality material as I want to eliminate all forms of rising damp and penetrating damp. Thx a million.

Hi. I’m a novice in building and I need a cost estimate for a 5 bedroom duplex with penthouse. Firstly from excavation to DPC. Building plan says estimated size of building is 167 sqm and d DPC level must be +450 (dunno what that means). It has 23 box pillars and 3 round pillars. Pls cost estimate must include quality material as I want to eliminate all forms of rising damp and penetrating damp. Thx a million.

Is that guy with the Nokia 3310 recording the event?

OP, your write up on change of name or lack of it has no bearing IMHO. The black descendants in America used 2 be called “Black Americans” until it was deemed as politically incorrect and it was changed to African Americans. The real indigenes of America are now called Native Americans and not “Red indians” as they used to be. Same goes for female “hostesses and actresses”. If the world can change, I think the word “isi-agu” a cloth that was “borrowed” from the western colonists can be renamed to a correct nomenclature. My 2 kobo

9) Try to get your own house: If you are a tenant or still living with your parents, it’s high time you started looking at owning your own home. Be it via mortgage or “pay small small”.

OP, you are very unserious and greedy. You wan chop for 2 places @ d same time? You can either drop your resignation letter or if they reject it, send it via email and copy yourself or you forgo one month salary in lieu of notice. You don get better work and you still dey pursue small money wey dem dey owe you. My friend, SACRIFICE FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

Groom /Groomsmen/ Suit. Tacky
Cake. Tacky
Civil Defence swords. Tacky
Bride and train. ON POINT!!!!!!

IMO, it’s obvious who has/sponsored the wedding.

Uncle SugarDaddy, Thank you ooooooo.

He’s an infantryman. A lance corporal to be precise and most likely is with the Special forces.

Aunty, he slept with you @ 16 (Rape) or he never saw your pant. Pls pick a side.

“Sailor” wey no sabi swim. Is that one a Sailor or a Lubber?